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KANT-O-CELLE QUEST: PHONING IT IN
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“What'cha doin?”

You glance askance at Hamp, who's managing to slurp sideways from the Perennial Starbucks cup as he leans over your shoulder, completely oblivious to your personal space, OPSEC, or other concerns of mere mortals.

“Can't see for yourself?”

“I'm not paid to think that much.”

You slooowly rotate your head around and up to squint at him from about two inches away. His pupils sliiiiiiide sideways to meet yours. A Rear Admiral, one-star would likely command a small force of one or two divisions; and his flagship would almost certainly be a heavy cruiser - and Hamp knows it.

The door rattles open without warning, a stern-looknig Kirishima striding in with her mouth already open, the light reflecting from her glasses at just the right angle to make them opaque.

“SETTLE.”

[ ] You gotta fuck with her. You can't not fuck with her.
[ ] Blow her off. You and Hamp are having a smirk-off at the moment.
[ ] TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME, GLASSES-GIT.
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>>44757221
>inb4 fags
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>>44757221
>[ ] TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME, GLASSES-GIT.
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>>44757233
>>inb4 fags
planefag's a fag, so...
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>>44757221
>[ ] TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME, GLASSES-GIT.
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>>44757221
>[ ] You gotta fuck with her. You can't not fuck with her.
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>>44757221
>[ ] You gotta fuck with her. You can't not fuck with her.
How can not do this?
>>44757233
But you already posted.
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>>44757221
[x] You gotta fuck with her. You can't not fuck with her.

Ask if the pregnancy test results are in yet. Do not elaborate.
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>>44757221
>[ ] Blow her off. You and Hamp are having a smirk-off at the moment.

Ain't nobody gonna interrupt the fuckin' admiral.
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fuck, I forgot today was quest day
I'm about to go to bed

[X] TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME, GLASSES-GIT.

doesn't this count as fucking with her
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>>44757221
>[ ] TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME, GLASSES-GIT.
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>>44757221
>[X] You gotta fuck with her. You can't not fuck with her.
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wait a minute you filthy memer that link doesn't work
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>>44757221
>[o] Blow her off. You and Hamp are having a smirk-off at the moment.


Hey everyone. Fairies please etc.
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>>44757221
[ ] TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME, GLASSES-GIT.

HEAVY CRUISER
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>>44757221
>OTHER
"Kirishima. How can I help you?"
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When will the Naka suffering end?
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>>44757221
>>44757318
This
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>>44757221
[ ] WHAT DO YOU WANT WOMAN
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There's a video I'd like to post to summarize how the Arizona shippers must be feeling after last thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyFQVZ2h0V8
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>>44757221
>[ ] You gotta fuck with her. You can't not fuck with her.
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>>44757306
Fairies are in fact the cutest part of kancolle also what the fuck is that plane jesus
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>>44757305
>>44757221
>planefag.com/twitter

>>44757346
Previous thread went as well as possible in most cases.
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>>44757221
>[X]TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME, GLASSES-GIT.
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>>44757221
>>OTHER
>"Kirishima. How can I help you?"
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>>44757318
Actually, why not? Might as well keep up the streak of making sensible decisions. Knowing planefag, it's something critical anyway...

Cancel >>44757306 and replace with
>[o] "Kirishima. How can I help you?"
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>>44757323
it never ends until planefag gets his fill of tormenting the Naka.
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>>44757305

lamer than dad jokes but worth it for one post alone I'M NOT SORRY
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>>44757221
[x]Have we started the fire?
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>>44757221
>[X] You gotta fuck with her. You can't not fuck with her.
A nice, lighthearted moment before the suffering continues.
Who knew that misery could be so fun?
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Reminder that Abyssals are completely justified and that humanity practices forced conscription on beings they do not understand, if not total slavery.
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>>44757390
So what you mean to tell me is that the ride will never end?
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>>44757318
I change my vote, I'll second this.
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>>44757221
>>44757318
Sanity is a hopeless cause, but we fight for it anyway.
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>>44757393
dad jokes are the best though
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>>44757221
>[ ] You gotta fuck with her. You can't not fuck with her.
TELL ME ABOUT KONGOU. WHY DOES SHE USE THE DESS?
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>>44757221
Not going to lie, I almost read that as "You gotta fuck her. You can't not fuck her." at first.
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>>44757221
>[X] TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME, GLASSES-GIT.
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>>44757221
>[x] You gotta fuck with her. You can't not fuck with her.
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[x] "KIRISHIMA"
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archive now to avoid geTTING IT DFUCKED UP
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>>44757412
>implying you could keep them OUT of the fight

A nightmare vision of Kongou holding a fucking press conference to get her way. New Japan? SELF DEFENSE Forces? Constitution? FUCK IT. KONGO'S RETURNED AND SHE'S GONNA BONGO
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>>44757221
>>44757318
>"Kirishima. How can I help you?"
I will ride this train of sensibility until Hate stages a goddamn intervention
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>>44757421
The ride only ends when you want to keep going.
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>>44757437
It's a mystery of the universe.
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>>44757221
>"Kirishima. How can I help you?"
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>>44757458
2late
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>>44757221
>>[ ] You gotta fuck with her. You can't not fuck with her.

So we were too sane/mature last thread so we don't get any sane/mature options this time...although I guess making Planefag rewrite all his canned material because we had one good day would be a mite bit unfair...
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>>44757471
Not talking about after they've returned.

I'm talking about when they're still ships. I mean, why ships coming back as cute girls and not, say, tanks. Or Zeppelins. Or trains.

My money is on the Old Gods being involved, but that's just me.
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>Was going to shitpost and complain about how we need to fix all the grimdark Naka bullshit quick because all this A WOMAN BECOMES A DEMON stuff was skewing the normally balanced planefag diet of awesome/stupid bullshit/FEELS way out of balance
>The thread opens with the most trivial of stupid bullshit
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>>44757323

Just need to convince Harder she needs a good torpedoing.

*sssssssip*

If you know what I mean...

*sssssssssssip*

What I mean is she needs a good dicking...
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>>44757373
By the looks of things... It's a Tenzan Model 12 Carrier-Based Torpedo Bomber.

This quest needs more fairies. Not sure I can provide tonight though. I am not having a good week. Thank god for shipsluts; this is one of the few things I look forward to.
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>>44757221
[] kirishima, how can I help you?

Do not break eye contact with Hamp while saying this.
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>>44757323
>>44757390
You guys realize I bring the nightmares to Deme, right? He's in the passenger seat with you guys.
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>>44757378
While true it's been making me wonder how the Arizona romance fans have been feeling with the realization that we torpedoed the Ari route.
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>>44757412
But shipgirls enslave men so they have a full complement of seamen at all times
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>>44757590
>we torpedoed the Ari route
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>>44757458
Too slow faggot.
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>>44757590
So long as we switch to Sendai I'm ok with it. Or I guess someone else in the future?
Really not a fan of Sho.
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>>44757590
>we torpedoed the Ari route.
A ship that's torpedoed can still be repaired or refloated. A ship that barely exists is useless.
The USS Arizona had robust torpedo defenses.
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>>44757412
>Implying the abyssals are justified in any respect
How could humanity have been expected to treat their ships as anything but inanimate objects, when for all we knew, they were inanimate objects?
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>>44757590
Arizona's stern is always waiting for torpedoes
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>>44757590

Bro if the girl in the boat was Shoukaku you'd be one of the guys pulling the rope.

Delta Green's on the trumpet.

>>44757541

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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>>44757653

Forgot my link. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtPsTieXSfI
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>>44757588
Ha! I posted that last thread....hmm speaking of which....
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>>44757645
That's like saying it's okay to enslave a certain ethnic group if you don't think they're worthy of rights.
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>>44757688
Which it is
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>>44757221
>[X] Kirishima, how can I help you?
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>>44757688
Are you the same guy fagging up MercCommand's quest demanding that Abyssals are entitled to human rights?
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You got mis-archived plane fag
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>>44757741

He just wants to tap dat Wo ass imo

DON'T CRITICIZE A MAN FOR DARING TO DREAM
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>>44757741
Wo's deserve woght's too!
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>>44757688
No, it's more like saying it's okay to enslave a certain species that you didn't even know was capable of thoughts, feelings and emotions, or even was ALIVE. If rocks came to life, would you complain that we'd been wrong to use stone for building for tens of thousands of years?

Fairies, on the other hand, deserve equal recognition and rights. https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/8986 Just look at all they've done for us!
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>>44757764

Not surprised. Some cunt's been doing it all night to literally every quest thread, well before I started. Someone's already got a list put together to send to the guy who maintains the archive.

Probably the same guy who thinks he's epik trole tier, picks a night to do it regularly. It's two minutes of inconvenience for one person and that's about it anymore.

VOTES CALLED, WRITING, ETC.
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>>44757765
Fine taste.
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>>44757765
True dat

>>44757590
>My waifu
>Heavily armored to resist underwater attacks, took a surprise air attack to kill
>Your waifu
>Structural fuel tanks, went down to a single torpedo spread
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>>44757688
The abyssals are pissy cuz humanity treated them like they weren't alive.
Which we did, because we didn't know they were!
It's like a child throwing a fit outside of a store because their parent didn't buy them a toy that they never told their parent they wanted in the first place!
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>>44757842
My waifu is hornet though...
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>>44757221
>[ ] You gotta fuck with her. You can't not fuck with her.
>[ ] "Kirishima. How can I help you?"
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>>44757554

I am sure we all do.

"Harder, go give Naka a good torpedoing!"

>>One dead Naka later
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>>44757741
No, in Merc's quest I want to convert Wo back to the good side. Shipgirl side.

For Planefag's quest, I'm saying humanity might have fucked up way back when it started building boats and ships. We woke up something and put it in our constructions.

That's my theory anyway. Unless you want to go with "if enough people love a construct very much, it gains a soul" which is not only ludicrous but also is very much lacking in evidence because we love lot's of things other than ships; and furthermore not all ships are loved like the Nagato or the Enterprise were loved.

I'm not saying "let's have Settle commit suicide, all hail abyssals." I'm saying that the reason abyssals fight is justified and humanity should rethink its actions because somewhere along the line we fucked up and started giving boats the souls of cthulhu spawn, some of whom thankfully like us and fight for us.
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>>44757837
Nagato has a better stern.
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>>44757863
This is why I consider the abyssals angsty teenagers.
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>best option won

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>44757818
>>44757886
Well damn.
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>>44757863
We don't really know why abyssals are pissy. We can speculate, but it would be very premature to claim that: It could even be that each individual abyssal has her own reasons!
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>>44757906
This kills the planefag.
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>>44757906
>>best option won
what blatant lie is this!?
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>>44757906
And which one it was? I'd need a shipgirl alone to count this shit.
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>>44757878
You're excused then, Hornet a cute
>>44757898
Eh, I think it'll take a fucklot to justify anything the abyssals have been doing.
Especially considering all of the shipgirls who came back and were perfectly happy to have served.
>>44757906
We don't need shitposting when sanity is just as horrible.
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>>44757906
Best as in good for settle or best as in were about to have more traumatized ship slut in the office?
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>>44757898
Fuck that shit. Humanity has zero fault because there is zero evidence that ships were anything but hunks of metal that humanity is damn well within their rights to do whatever the fuck they want with.
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>>44757891

He's a good kid, even if he is about as bright as a sack of potatoes when it comes to that girl.
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>>44757952
>Hornet a cute
fool that's not how you spell Inazuma
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>>44757818
Wow, how big of a hate-on do you have to have for quest threads to waste your time doing that? How pathetic...

>>44757903
I brought that image to this thread and I still don't know why they have horns...

Still hot as Kongo's burning love though...
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>>44757221
ITS TIME
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>>44757978
>as bright as a sack of potatoes
That, sir, is a grave insult to sacks of potatoes everywhere.
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>>44757986
It's not an exclusive title, matey. Many shipgirls, and ships, are cute
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>>44757999
Not to mention the USS O'Bannon
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>>44757952
>Eh, I think it'll take a fucklot to justify anything the abyssals have been doing.
Especially considering all of the shipgirls who came back and were perfectly happy to have served.

Could be they were treated like shit. Could be they were forgotten. Could be their crews demand justice. Could be one giant underwater revolution that certain ships were lured into.

But just saying LOL NO HUMANITY IS RIGHT is kinda asking to get some shipgirls corrupted by the abyssal's true motives. Maybe it isn't because they hate our freedom, but because we act like >>44757976
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I keep hearing best option won. This has happened 3/4 of times so far. IS THE WORLD COMING TO AN END!?
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>>44757818
Do we really have a list going? Sweet
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>>44757496
That is adorable. How wide is she?
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>>44757898
I feel that you are wrong.
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>>44757818
I feel sorry for LordLicorice, he's too nice for this shit.
Blows my mind that sup/tg/'s over 8 years old now.
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>>44758027
Her ass is wide enough to play badminton on just like her older sister
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>>44757898
>want to convert Wo back to the good side. Shipgirl side.

>implying it was ever on the shipgirl side in the first place
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>>44758018
Actually Shoukaku hasn't won yet...she's still got Momcarrier to deal with.
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>>44757682
I am not seeing the relevance of this Central moonrune song.
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>>44758040
I feel bad for him as well, he's the only one who really suffers
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>>44758040
Just think, you could be having an intelligent conversation with a kid who was born after sup/tg/ was created.

A Child who has never not known the joy of a /tg/ archive.
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>>44758052
What about Iowa, she can only just barely fit in the Panama canal as it was originally designed. Like, with one inch of clearance on both sides?
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>>44758060
lewd
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>>44758060
Crix plz go
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>>44758027
Pretty wide, but she's a Yamato-class, so she's more long than wide... I guess that's why she and her sister are so tall...

Ahhh Yamato... Is there any way you aren't the perfect waifu?

>>44758016
Whether or not our actions in the past were 'right' is academic. We can't change the past and didn't know any better. Now we DO we need to look at how to win or at least end this war without all of humanity dying for whatever sins the Abyss believes us guilty of.

If that means cleansing some curse, so be it. If that means begging forgiveness and making penance for the way we acted in the past, so be it! We can't win this war by just killing them all, after all...
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Merc's quest any good?
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>>44757898
Considering that fucking triremes have come back I'd say it's a pretty reasonable assumption that someone/something is behind the returning phenomenon.

Also, shipbuilding is quite literally older than history. Saying that humans fucked up way back then isn't a very useful insight.
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Wasn't glasses battlecruiser also lusting after our sword?
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>>44758100
If you like Merc's previous quests...
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>>44758060
>Momcarrier
possibly the best choice

>>44758078
>Like, with one inch of clearance on both sides?
Something like that.

Wee Vee and Tennessees get fatter than the canal though in their final refit.
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>>44758016
Acting like >>44758016 is logical.

The problem is that the Abyssals aren't logical.

>>44758027
Not wide enough.
Never wide enough.
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>>44758095
>We can't win this war by just killing them all, after all...
Sure we can.
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Every thread.
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>>44758103
No, she was just comfortable enough with us to bantz, which I'd say is better
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>>44758100
>Merc's quest any good?
Archive link?
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>>44758060
USS CVN-1 Lanley?
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>>44758100
Things definitely move faster, that's for sure.
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>>44758143
Go home you old hag.
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>>44758100
It's actually pretty good
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>>44757993
>why they have horns.

they're not horns, they're handles.
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Who was Krishima again? Have we talked to her before?
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>>44758103
No that Hayashimo, and possibly also Haruna.
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>>44758156

HIS UPDATES ARE ALSO SHORTER SO, UH, SO THERE
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>>44758111
Also, New Jersey widest and tallest sister with the smallest initial fuel tanks.
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Rolled 2 (1d8)

>>44758123
The primary questions are:
If an abyssal (or shipgirl) is resunk, does that mean it can it come back again?
And
Are the abyssals acting as a unified force, where a proper peace could be negotiated, or as a bunch of individual agents in concert, where peace with one group means nothing to the others?
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>>44758109
Give me more description than that anon.

>>44758165
Thanks anon. Merc did Witchy girls 1989 right?
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Just a heads up, a railgun is going to be deployed on a Zumwalt-Class this year. That is all

http://www.defensenews.com/story/defense/naval/ships/2016/01/10/railgun-navy-fanta-naval-zumwalt-ddg1000/78443016/
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>>44758123
No war's ever been won that way, even when they weren't fought against eldritch spirits from the blackest depths of the ocean.

Wars are won by breaking the enemy's spirit, or destroying their potential to wage war; not by just smashing his armies (or in this case, navies) in the field.

We have no way to break the Abyssal's spirits; we don't know where they're striking from, so we can't hit their operational centres; we don't know much about their logistics except it does exist, so we can't hit that; we can't target their centres of production; we can't eliminate their leaders... The only real option open to us at the moment, is a negotiated settlement.
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>>44758175
She's the short haired glasses Kongou.
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>>44758112
>Tenryuu in a suit
woah mamma
>>44758143
I think I missed you last thread
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>>44758112
>>44758052
>>44758095

As wiiiiiide as the Hidamaris?
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>>44758089
Further reason why Murakumo is best boat:

Official art shows here headlights giving away her emotional state.
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>>44758199
>Thanks anon. Merc did Witchy girls 1989 right?
He did the PJ spin off of it.
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>>44758213
Tenryu's always been in a suit-ish outfit
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>>44758199
Merc did a spinoff/companion quest to strikers 89, but not the main quest.
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>>44758111
I'm looking in my book of battleship specifications for the North Carolina, South Dakota, Iowa, Montana, and Alaska class battleships. All their dimensions and blueprints. It's awesome.
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>>44758211
The responsible one? What did we do to piss her off? By getting Kongo to not DESS so much?
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>>44758193
>Also, New Jersey widest and tallest sister with the smallest initial fuel tanks.
I hear this translates to tall, leggy, runner body with awesome hips and thighs with a smaller bust.
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>>44758175
She came around with Kongou to wake Settle up on day.
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>>44758100
It's xcom with a Custom KC skin .
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>>44758234

The Norman Freidman book?
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>>44758234
Title? My wishlist can always use more additions.
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>>44758233
>>44758228
Thanks anons!
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>>44758243
Still rather good
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>>44758219
Murakumo is super-cute.

>tfw she won't appear in this quest
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>>44758175
Megane sister of the idiot genki class
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>>44758234
>I'm looking in my book of battleship specifications
Tell me what it is and by who so I can get one myself and stop envying you
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>>44758243
Is that supposed to be good? Classical X-COM? Which girls are still alive? Or do we recruit more?
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>>44758236
Let her and Bongou get hit in the face with a small table? Not enjoy a proper o' bong?
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>>44758231
True, though it's more the unbuttoned jacket and the slacks in this case that are doing it for me
>>44758236
Stern-looking doesn't have to mean pissed
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>>44758208
There is a strictly finite pool of possible combat-worthy abyssals, assuming we don't piss off any of our current warships. Killing them all is a valid option, assuming they can't come back again.

They're also ALL combatants, in case you're forgetting. This isn't a war against a nation, it's against an army.
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>>44758238
Probably something like that, but she eventually gets her fuel tanks upgraded to the same bigger size as her sisters, who are all slightly shorter and slimmer than her. Also, Missouri probably has scars from where she had three of her fuel tanks pierced when she ran aground.
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>>44758306
> This isn't a war against a nation, it's against an army.

I think that's certainly true, but the longer this goes on, the more organized they'll get. Especially if we keep winning minor battles and they don't get... whatever they want.
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>>44758306
>They're also ALL combatants, in case you're forgetting
Do fleet oilers and other logistics ships count as combatants? I think they do, but just checking.
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>>44758264
It will happen. Maybe. I'm in the process of moving so I don't have writing time.
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>>44758207
Aww yiss.

Railguns and lasers for the USN.
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>>44758264
>Murakumo is super-cute.
>>tfw she won't appear in this quest
Crix is canon and he did a Murakumo snippet already. He even said he's interested in doing more, but didn't yet have the inspiration for it.
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>>44758284
I said it last thread. Battleships: United States Battleships, 1935-1992 by William H. Garzke Jr and Robert O. Dulin, Jr. Blueprints for the above mentioned ships plus theoretical redesigns for the Iowas to missile and carrier/ half carrier as well as theoretical hybrid carrier battleship designs from the 20's and 30's.
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>>44758208
No war's ever been fought against alien existential horrors, exactly. Since we're not fighting other humans, we *can* kill them all just fine since all the usual repercussions preventing that do not apply.

And we are quite capable of killing them all.
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>>44758309
>but she eventually gets her fuel tanks upgraded to the same bigger size as her sisters
I'll be sure to pester theJMPer with this at some point. There's some good jokes to be had at Jersey's expense in Belated Battleship if she suddenly jumps a cup size or three.
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>>44758291
Nucom, not oldcom. I've certainly read worse.
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>>44758340
Attacking the enemy's supply lines has been an accepted tactic for as long as supply lines have existed.
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>>44758309
>>44758193
Which Iowa is the psycho one again? Wisconsin?
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>>44758361
>And we are quite capable of killing them all
Well, maybe. We don't seem to be doing so hot so far...
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>>44758359
Thank you.
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>>44758372
Ahhh too bad. Thanks anon.
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>>44758369
For reference, as built in 1943, her fuel tanks could carry 8,084.1 tons of fuel oil while in 1949 it was increased to the same 8,841.0 tons as her sisters in 1949. Her diesel oil capacity was increased by 4.8 tons and her gasoline capacity increased by .8 tons.
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>>44758339
>the longer this goes on, the more organized they'll get.

That's one hell of a presumption. Where's your data, other than conjecture on the Bonin Islands battle?

COMMANDER ENGLAND IS RIGHT
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>>44757653
Fuck you Deme, I'm suck at the trumpet.

Truth be told, even I felt like shit after last thread.

Shit was going Nuclear.
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>>44758357
I wouldn't really call write-up exclusive characters "in the quest". Gotta wait for aeroqueer to throw my waifu (RJ) a bone
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>All this talk about not removing Abyssals
TRAITORS
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>>44758397
Look how long it takes the US to get into gear and work up to properly beating the shit out of it's opponents in every damn war.

We're on schedule.
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>>44758369
You rang?
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>>44758434
Commander England?
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>>44758447
RJ has popped up in mainquest a couple of times, though we passed over sending her to the bonins.
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>>44758430
Maybe its just me but that increase seems so negligible in the grand scheme of things.
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You and Hamp both flick your eyes at the newcomer for a split second - then back to each other. You see that he sees that you understand that he understands and as one man you reach to seize the moment -

- by leaning in and pressing your lips together.

Hamp wraps you in his arms as you fall out of the chair, leaning you back princess-style behind the desk where you both part lips and suck them into your mouths, desperately trying to stifle your laughter as you stare at each other red-faced and pop-eyed, listening to Kirishima inhaling her tounge near the door. She stammers and stumbles and trips her way back out, the door clattering closed in her wake.

You and Hamp loose your riotous laughter for several minutes, only stopping when you run out of air and slump over the desk, half-conscious. You're both recovering when he giggles and you both lose it again.

Hamp wipes tears of mirth out of his eyes. “Why the hell did we do that?”

“Let your movements be as mysterious as the dark side of the moon, and when you strike, fall like a thunderbolt.”

“The fuck does that mean?”

“Fuck with their heads and kick 'em in the balls.”

Hamp tilts his head a bit, smirking - and smiles. “I like it.” Stealing one of your guest chairs, he reclines leisurely and puts his feet up on the other one. “Speaking of, why'd you set Hornet up like that?”

You shrug. “She deserves something nice, you know? She was beating herself up a lot recently over old war angst; stuff that wasn't her fault.”

Hamp raises an eyebrow. “How'd you know I'd go for it, though?”

[ ] Didn't. Figured if you weren't interested you'd keep your trap shut and I could redirect her attentions elsewhere.
[ ] You spent most of her war screening for her - even tried to tow her out of battle. It's only natural to, you know?
[ ] ... isn't that obvious, considering the circumstances of your return?
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>>44758470
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/43007180/
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Any Canadian girls in Merc's quest?

>>44758478
RJ? Robort Jordan?
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>>44758434
Well you're equally presumptuous that there haven't been any local commanders gaining experience and recruits.

I am not saying "get more organized" as in eventually become exactly like a human country under the sea. I'm saying "get more organized" the same way Orks get more organized and sophisticated. We've seen feral abyssals thus far. How long until a warboss emerges?
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>>44758406
Also has tables detailing the ranges of the guns. Sadly no Pennsylvania class Battleships in the book, so no clue about Arizona's dimensions or the performance of her guns.
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>>44758459
A week for a proper military, a decade for counter insurgency. Unfortunately this is almost naval insurgency
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>>44758485
It's a 10% net increase in endurance. That's pretty solid.
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>>44758498
Flattop
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>>44758491
What did we set the Hornet up for? The bomb?
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>>44758491
>[X] You spent most of her war screening for her - even tried to tow her out of battle. It's only natural to, you know?
I'll admit, I wasn't expecting that.
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>>44758454
Abyssals are for loving. It just takes effort.
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>>44758498
Ryujo. Flight deck chest loli CVL.
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>>44758491
>[ ] ... isn't that obvious, considering the circumstances of your return?
I dont give a FUCK
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>>44758491
>[ ] Didn't. Figured if you weren't interested you'd keep your trap shut and I could redirect her attentions elsewhere.
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>>44758467
>You rang?
When Jersey gets her first refit, how much will her bust grow?
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>>44758521
But which one anon!
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>>44758491
>[X] ... isn't that obvious, considering the circumstances of your return?
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>>44758491
Ahaha oh my god
>[ ] Didn't. Figured if you weren't interested you'd keep your trap shut and I could redirect her attentions elsewhere.
I don't like 2 and 3 because they imply too heavily how the person a ship come back as is influenced by their life as a ship. It's a new life, let it be like that
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>>44758306
I'm concerned about that. The ones that look like people MIGHT be finite, if we're lucky (never assume you'll be lucky in war), but the monstrous ones might well be infinite.

I mean, Wo-class? Ho-class? I-class? Those aren't ships any navy has ever built... Who's to say the Abyss can't make its own?

>>44758361
>And we are quite capable of killing them all.
Based on what? We've been fighting for quite some time now and any victory we have doesn't seem to impact on their activities much... Or if it does, we can't tell, as we can't discern their overall strategy!
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>>44758524
>What did we set the Hornet up for? The bomb?

Turned on his headset so Hamp could hear her talking about him, and he immediately asked if she liked <ethnic food>. Shortly before she finally summoned enough "steam" in her damaged boilers to pitch him into the water like a javelin.

He had it coming.
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>>44758491
>[ ] You spent most of her war screening for her - even tried to tow her out of battle. It's only natural to, you know?
>[ ] ... isn't that obvious, considering the circumstances of your return?
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>>44758491
Yaoi, Right?

>[x] ... isn't that obvious, considering the circumstances of your return?
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>>44758491
>[ ] You spent most of her war screening for her - even tried to tow her out of battle. It's only natural to, you know?
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>>44758491
>[ ] Didn't. Figured if you weren't interested you'd keep your trap shut and I could redirect her attentions elsewhere.
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>>44758491
...

...I'll be in my bunk.
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>>44758491
>[ ] ... isn't that obvious, considering the circumstances of your return?

Returned to guard his waifu.
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>>44758491

[ ] You spent most of her war screening for her - even tried to tow her out of battle. It's only natural to, you know?
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>>44758491
>[X] Didn't. Figured if you weren't interested you'd keep your trap shut and I could redirect her attentions elsewhere.

We know jack about Hamp the dude, so let's not pretend to.
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>>44758491
>[ ] You spent most of her war screening for her - even tried to tow her out of battle. It's only natural to, you know?
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>>44758213
>I think I missed you last thread
SOMEONE said that there was be a second thread after the first hit page ten, but then there wasn't.

I don't think there was; it was Saturday and Toonami was on. Goku beat Freeza
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>>44758189
We still like you, you fat Greek.

>>44758491
Okay, that was great.

>[X] Didn't. Figured if you weren't interested you'd keep your trap shut and I could redirect her attentions elsewhere.

He's a person too, so might as well treat him like one.
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>>44758491
Y A O I
A
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[ ] Didn't. Figured if you weren't interested you'd keep your trap shut and I could redirect her attentions elsewhere.
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Huh, guess the misarchive asshole is back, gonna be fun dealing with that.

Good luck Plane and all other QMs
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[ ] Didn't. Figured if you weren't interested you'd keep your trap shut and I could redirect her attentions elsewhere.

the circumstances of his return was 200% mad, no wuv involved
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>>44758491
>[o] Didn't. Figured if you weren't interested you'd keep your trap shut and I could redirect her attentions elsewhere.

Settle moves in mysterious ways~
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>>44758491
>[ ] ... isn't that obvious, considering the circumstances of your return?
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>>44758535
Ahhh thanks anon.

>>44758563
Right. Thanks good DM.
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>>44758491
>[X] Didn't. Figured if you weren't interested you'd keep your trap shut and I could redirect her attentions elsewhere.
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>>44758491
>[X] Didn't. Figured if you weren't interested you'd keep your trap shut and I could redirect her attentions elsewhere.
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>>44758521
>>44758555
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>>44758576
Don't be afraid to ask for help.

>>44758491
>[ ] ... isn't that obvious, considering the circumstances of your return?
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>>44758562
>I mean, Wo-class? Ho-class? I-class? Those aren't ships any navy has ever built... Who's to say the Abyss can't make its own?
Firstly, we haven't seen any wo-class or reee-class or whatever, only individual ships...
except for destroyers, mostly. On ask planefag mentioned that the super-monstrous ones like that were the shit like triremes
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>>44758500
We've been at war for nearly two years.

If, in that time, they've only *just* begun upgrading mindless raids to proper fleet engagements, then clearly they have less growth potential in strategic planning than that Japanese.

It's a race to who can gain an insurmountable strategic advantage and they're losing.
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>>44758491
>[ ] Didn't. Figured if you weren't interested you'd keep your trap shut and I could redirect her attentions elsewhere.

Guys, for fuck's sake. Let's not attribute the shit he does now solely to his past life as a ship shall we? Otherwise we're denying him agency as person with free will by shackling him to his past.
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>>44758491
>[x] Didn't. Figured if you weren't interested you'd keep your trap shut and I could redirect her attentions elsewhere.
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Hell yeah, Bongo shenanigans.
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>>44758491
>[ ] ... isn't that obvious, considering the circumstances of your return?
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>>44758491
>[ ] Didn't. Figured if you weren't interested you'd keep your trap shut and I could redirect her attentions elsewhere.

I had to do a double take to make sure I actually read what happened.

Did not see coming/10
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>>44758506
>Sadly no Pennsylvania class Battleships in the book
That makes sense since they were laid down well before the 30's and the book is '35-'92.
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>>44758587
>[X] Didn't. Figured if you weren't interested you'd keep your trap shut and I could redirect her attentions elsewhere.
Changing my vote to that.
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>>44758576
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>>44758563
>He had it coming.
Oh, we absolutely did.
I regret nothing.
>>44758585
>You missed the second thread on saturday
>>44679008
Uh mate you should catch yourself up quicklike
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>>44758605
Flat is Justice!
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>>44758617
I wouldn't say that they're losing so much as they're not winning nearly as hard as they could.
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>>44758629
Wait a second...
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>>44758491
>[ ] Didn't. Figured if you weren't interested you'd keep your trap shut and I could redirect her attentions elsewhere.
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>>44758656
Is there one for the other carriers?
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>>44758491
>[ ] Didn't. Figured if you weren't interested you'd keep your trap shut and I could redirect her attentions elsewhere.
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>>44758491
>[X] ... isn't that obvious, considering the circumstances of your return?
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>>44758491
>[ ] ... isn't that obvious, considering the circumstances of your return?

A love born of rage and torpedoes.

Also, we gay now.
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>>44758562
>Based on what? We've been fighting for quite some time now and any victory we have doesn't seem to impact on their activities much... Or if it does, we can't tell, as we can't discern their overall strategy!

Being facetious, they have a finite pool of ships throughout history to draw on, reduced by the increasing numbers that are coming back on our side. We can always build more new ships than they can draw old ones from.

On a more serious level, the last ~18 months of conflict have been a holding pattern to stabilize after having world sea trade shut the fuck down; dealing with an existential crisis, etc. In-quest we are quite clearly seeing a shift in strategic planning from defence to counterattack search and destroy, capture of enemy abyssals, etc. based on the flag-rank discussions going on between Thomas, Settle, etc.

We have the tools to kill them all, now we just need to find them.
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>>44758636
Still some interesting stuff about Iowa, aside from her turret explosion. Like the fact she cut her bottom on something and cut her fuel tanks, so if that is the case, she should have a scar running down her front, considering it ruptured her fuel tanks. Then of course there was Willie,
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Speaking of Hornet, let's keep an ear out to see how she handles Essex's, well, Essex-ness.
>>44758491
>>[X] Didn't. Figured if you weren't interested you'd keep your trap shut and I could redirect her attentions elsewhere.
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>>44758491
>[x] Didn't. Figured if you weren't interested you'd keep your trap shut and I could redirect her attentions elsewhere.
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>>44758491
>[ ] You spent most of her war screening for her - even tried to tow her out of battle. It's only natural to, you know?
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>>44758701

Fuckin A, my friend.
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>>44758656
That's fucking adorable.
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>>44758576
Naka, some politicians are going to tour the base this weekend and we were wondering if you would put on a mini-concert for them. We have a new song too, it's called 'Increase the Naval Budget'.
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