ARE WE READY FOR ANOTHER CLASSIC SPOOKY CYOA THREAD?
holy shit how did I miss 2 Threads? I really hate living in different time zones. Is that Batwing Manor there? Is it okay if we replay it?
>>44751461
I sure am. Which one are we doing today?
So what is this and sorry for being new
>>44751461
Quests are for fags
>>44751461
Goosebumps was so filled with fetish fuel. Transformations, etc etc.
I'd like a NSFW campaign/quest inspired by that kind of setting.
>>44751461
So are we doing this or what?
I was sure this was a dead thread, are you ready?
>>44755030
one last goosebump
>>44755030
>>44755200
I'm ready.
>>44755030
>>44755200
DO IT
>>44752214
The first thread had three adventures so I'm guessing this is the fourth.
>>44751461
I can't wait baby
>>44755489
>>44755525
>>44755547
What do we begin with?
>Trapped in Bat Wing Hall
>Diary of a Mad Mummy (1 win)
>Welcome to the Wicked Wax Museum
>Escape from Camp Run-For-Your-Life (1 win)
>The Twisted Tale of Tiki Island
>The Knight in Screaming Armor
>>44755545
Each thread we run through 1-3 books
>>44755586
Knight in screaming armor
>>44755586
Knight in Screaming Armor duh
>>44755604
>>44755621
The knight in screaming armor it is, let me get something to drink and let's try to survive.
>>44755640
meanwhile, post your favorite knight
>>44755717
>>44755717
God dammit the pip-pip part
>>44755717
only one knight holds my heart
>>44755740
FIRST CHOICE ALERT
FIRST CHOICE ALERT
FIRST CHOICE ALERT
>>44755785
investigate
Investigate
>>44755785
Investigate.
>>44755785
Got to investigate the chilling shriek we brave motherfuckers
>>44755811
>>44755807
>>44755805
>>44755834
you sure are bad enough dudes
>>44755778
he was the one to actually see the grail, right?
>>44755785
Investigate
>>44755857
Gotta open that good knight for Justice
>>44755857
LET THE GOOD KNIGHT FREE TO SAVE US
>>44755857
Clearly this is a trap.
Open evil knight
Good Knight, For Justice!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>44755892
>>44755887
>>44755916
last time we opened the evil one
>>44755945
also posting knights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVPRmc6tHpc
>>44755945
>Help Abby on PAGE 131
Is there an option to not do this?
>>44755979
JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR THE GOOD CRATE!
>>44755979
GOOD KNIGHT
HE WILL SAVE US
>>44755979
Open the evil knight crate.
>>44755979
Good knight again god dam you Stine
>>44755998
>>44755994
>>44756016
>police in goosebumps universe
>>44756010
hopefully we will die soon and you will feel better about yourself
>>44755992
>not helping abby
the hell man
>>44756041
nah fuck that pick that shit up and read it
Police are for those too weak to slap a knight's shit
>>44756041
Pick the paper up what the fuck the police going to do against a magic evil knight
>>44756041
Pick up the piece of paper that anti-curse magic obv
>>44756041
Read the paper.
>>44756106
>>44756103
>>44756080
>>44756076
>dirty business
>>44756124
>loli abuse
>Mud
>possible incest
Man it's like they're looking at my sadpanda history
>>44756124
LIFE OR DEATH ALERT, I'M COUNTING ON YOU GUYS HERE
>>44756176
>Mud
why
>>44756220
Winners don't give up, pull us out of this mess.
>>44756220
Momma taught me to always pull out
>>44756220
Gotta fight for that right to party like a good knight. Pull OURSELVES OUT OF THIS MUD MESS!
>>44756220
You pull out of the mud we strong and we got to save Abbey
>>44756261
>>44756256
>>44756239
COMBAT
ROUND
TWO
>>44756291
Hold it to the light.
>>44756291
Up to the light and burn them
>>44756291
May the light shines upon this evil trickery.
>>44756291
Let there be light
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpq35wyDi7I
>>44756291
LET THE LIGHT BURN THE HERETICS!!!!!! WASH THEIR UNCLEAN FILTH OUT OF MY SIGHT!
>>44756337
>>44756319
>>44756317
>>44756312
>>44756350
2easy
>>44756361
bullshit incoming
>>44756389
Left is always right
>>44756389
I mean I already said the right one. Right makes Right.
>>44756361
>I appreciate a good mud facial as much as the next girl
oooo baby
>>44756389
The door on the right is right.
>>44756389
the door on the right is the right one super bruh
>>44756389
Right is right.
>>44756389
right is right is right
>>44756463
>>44756438
>>44756435
>>44756430
>>44756419
>>44756415
oh boy oh boy
>>44756477
HEAVEN OR HELL EVERYONE
not gonna lie this was left not right we tots said right
>>44756501
I'll take
>What I get is what I don't want
please
>>44756501
What you get is what you wish you never saw
I think
fuck Stine, this is 2deep4me
>>44756501
if what you get is what you wish you never saw and lets go on that adventure mate
>>44756501
to 76 we go ITS NOT REAL
>>44756535
>>44756550
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>>44756574
good job gang
>>44756608
What is this shit
did we go left earlier? >>44756389
>>44756608
Goosebumps are a lot more philosophical than I remember.
>>44756608
Right was too stronk, we too bad to see the truth
>>44756667
>>44756648
well fuck me, in this special case of my fuckup you guys get another chance.
continuing from:>>44756389
>>44756608
What is this, Golden Experience Requiem?
This is a goddamn Goosebumps book!
>>44756712
SEEN IT BEFORE
>>44756712
The Cuckoo Clock of Doom baby
>>44756712
I actually think I have seen it before, in another Goosebumps.
The Cuckoo Clock of Doom, or something like that.
>>44756712
Looks familiar, Think i've seen it before
Man, this thread makes me want to do a LP of the Lone Wolf books and see how many time /tg/ gets their stupid ass killed.
>>44756712
As much as genre savvy makes me want to pick the other option, this is still a goosebumps book.
>I've seen this clock before
>>44756754
>>44756747
>>44756762
>>44756770good job gang
>>44756786
GODDAMN IT STINE YOU HACK
>>44756786
>It was such an amazing story
Stein stop touching your own ego
soooooooo, one more on the house?
>Trapped in Bat Wing Hall
>Diary of a Mad Mummy (1 win)
>Welcome to the Wicked Wax Museum
>Escape from Camp Run-For-Your-Life (1 win)
>The Twisted Tale of Tiki Island
>>44756773
do it, I've always wanted to try Lone Wolf
>>44756608
What even is this thread? If you're just posting JPGs of the book, without pasting the text or anything, why are we even pretending to be playing it like a quest? Just post a link and be done with it?
>>44756882
Tiki Island!
>>44756891
But then /tg/ can't collectively stupid itself to death.
>>44756891
But where's the shitposting fun in that?
>>44756882
The Mummy
>>44756891
what a faggot
>>44756909
>
>>44756891
>Just post a link and be done with it
I can't, it's a kindle edition of goosebumps
>>44756942
please be nice in this thread
>>44756882
I'm not sure if I'd start with the original books (which are a bit roughly written and someone on /tg/ did it before) or with the New Order books which are better written but also a) do not feature Lone Wolf and b) do feature a lot of things they assume you'd be familiar with already. Decisions, decisions.
Also: Tikis.
>>44756953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjbiKCzlFZQ
thread theme
>>44756971
FIRST CHOICE ALERT
FIRST CHOICE ALERT
FIRST CHOICE ALERT
>>44756891
The fun of this is the board participation
>>44756999
Dive for spearhead, we need a weapon. Our adolescent protagonist can then kill the shark.
Nice trips by the way
>>44756999
Swim towards the cave.
>>44757091
>>44757124
so much plot
>>44757146
Roll, 1 is head, 2 is tails
Rolled 2 (1d2)
>>44757165
>>44757165
>It is a toss up
>So toss it up!
Rolled 2 (1d2)
>>44757165
>>44757240
Explore the camp.
>>44757240
Explore the camp. Look for money and medkits.
>>44757290
>>44757283
>>44757371
Do we tell the truth or do we lie like a rug?
>>44757402
Lie like a rug to this criminal.
>>44757402
Don't trust the white man.
Lie and go to to who-how-where-and-what
>>44757402
FUCK WHITEY
lie like a rug.
>>44757445
>>44757436
>>44757465
>>44757488
Holy shit we are bad at lying.
>>44757488
>mfw I'm having a 5hour long lecture about biomaterials used in surgery this friday
>>44757488I would actually find that very interesting
>>44757539
Did we absorb the eye when we weren't looking or something?
>>44757571
>>44757539
BULLSHIT ENDING FOR EVERYONE
>>44757583
Hoorah, we did it. Yaaaay.
thanks everyone, that's it for now. See you next time when I hopefully get a new book
>>44757583
>>44757629
We learned that the love and well-being of ourselves and our family and friends is more of a treasure than any artifact or millions of dollars.
>>44757673
NO! Do another!
>>44757699
It's 1am here and I still have a couple things to finish today.You can tell me how to make things more interesting for the next time though
>>44757725
>You can tell me how to make things more interesting for the next time though
By not being functionally the same as having the paper book in front of me.
>>44759493
Go fuck yourself.
>>44760193
Not being so easily triggered would be a plus too.
>>44760238
If you don't want to read along then fuck off back to waifu quest CXVII.
>>44760463
If you weren't so eager to get butthurt you might realise that I actually want an enjoyable Goosebumps quest and tried offering suggestions to that effect to the one person who's shown any interest in running one.
But no, carry on posting screencaps and pretending its a game.
>>44751461
:,( I missed one again.
>>44764065
This thread was about to 404 you faggot.
>>44759493
>By not being functionally the same as having the paper book in front of me.
The point of this thread is to replay the classic books though. Maybe I'll do an original one with all the goosebumps tropes crammed into one thing
