Stat me /tg/
-10 HP
>>44709723
Goblin Aristocrat.
>>44709731
Way too soon ;_;.
>>44709723
Goblin bard, for that magic dance.
>>44709723
True Fey, autum court, noble.
Fuck it.
You were too monumental to be have owl-bear stats. You deserve a completely black sheet of paper for your stat-line.
>>44706085 over here pham.
But was God tier Goblin
Ass: Full of cocks
Mouth: Full of cocks
Nose: Full of blow (and semen from the cocks in his mouth)
I lost my cat last week. I could not give less of a shit about this fucking fairy right now.
>>44712042
>>44712042
what a child
>>44709723
it took cancer 18 months to kill him, so he's tough as shit. His ballsack could deflect One Punch Man in the movie Labyrinth, and he's got a charisma of 19.
I'm going to say Cthulu, but he infects you with good vibrations instead of insanity
>>44709753
>Way too soon ;_;.
Not really, the Bowie stat-me thread from earlier today had it as well.
And I'm sure the next three Bowie stat-me threads that crop up in the next couple of days will also have it.
>>44712042
We should mourn loss of a fabulous man here, but yeah, a cat is fine too.
>>44712042
You clearly don't give that much of a fuck about your cat, or you wouldn't be on /tg/ whining about people mourning Bowie.
