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>>44639727
>>44655210
When did a New Zealander make the thread?
>>44655233
Now now, they could be Welsh.
>>44655210
So it begins again!
Tell me about your sheep, /jc/!
>>44655256
Other than being born in the year of the sheep, there's not much to tell. I don't think I've ever interacted with a sheep in this life or in any later ones.
Sheep is worst zodiac though.
>>44655256
Sheep are evil balls of fluff that want to take over the world.
>>44655256
>>44655256
Mine sometimes float off and start a new life as clouds, because that's what happens when you do alchemy while drunk
>>44655384
Lamb is so fucking good, especially with tsasiki sauce.
Question about a plan I have for the Undertale Jump.Would it possible to use Dark Binding to give Asriel some of the souls you've collected to bring him back permanently? Would he even accept the offer?
>>44655411
You want to give Asriel evil souls? Because those are the only sort Dark Binding can safely contain. Something tells me that won't be good for his already strained sense of decency.
>>44655460
It says that good souls will corrupt you, so just use those perks people were suggesting earlier that prevent you from being corrupted.
Why have you not accepted the feral cravings that boil within you, /jc/? They will always be part of you, you must know this. You cannot control or tame them - and unless you allow them to truly become part of you, part of the vision you have of yourself, they will never cease to torment you.
>>44655539
Nah, I've got a topical cream for that.
>>44655529
You and asriel are 2 separate beings with 2 separate power sets. Just because x doesn't affect you does not imply it will work the same way for asriel.
>>44655460
Now that I think about it, there should be enough magictek, magical systems and perks for me to make an item that keeps his soul intact.
I have a question about Avatar: TLA/LOK.
If I take Metalbending from one of them, does taking it from the other double my abilities in that area, or is it something else?
>>44655411
Didn't the authors say that while SOULs are souls, souls are not SOULs, meaning that he won't just magically regain his empathy if you give him some random one you got in another world?
>>44655652
This
>>44655701
Do keep in mind-I think the issue is what he really needed was the power of SOULs, not just any old souls, which only Undertale humans have. So if you want to keep him together somehow, you're gonna have to kill someone for their's.This is, of course, overlooking the fact that if you could restore Asriel this way he'd be wracked by guilt at subsisting off someone else's life and would likely try to give it up
>>44655652
No, what I'm saying is that you can use that to store good souls. If you have no problem killing innocent people, anyway.
>>44655256
I prefer goats, personally.
>>44655407
Man, would you believe, I've never actually tried it? I hear it's good though. I probably should someday.
>>44655411
I mean. It depends on the soul? You don't want to give him an evil soul. That's just gonna make shit terrible for everyone involved.
I'm not sure Dark Binding is the perk to use with that, what with the possible corruption aspect.
Also, reminder that you need to figure out some way to restore him to his old form. Or wait 'til just after the true pacifist run, for those thirty minutes or so he still has it after. Otherwise, he'll still be a flower. So that's something to consider.
I just gave him one of mine. I had nine of them, losing one wasn't that big a deal. Monster Cat is really such a great perk.
Of course, it was a Temmie soul at the time.
He said he had the strangest feeling, like he wanted to nom on some construction paper.
>>44655749
I'm not sure on this, but I decided it would let me manipulate purer metals, that Earthbenders can't normally bend. Seems fair for a total cost of 700 CP
>>44655749
>>44655855
You'll be more skilled, it's not a straight increase in raw power.
>>44655794
>>44655839
>>44655791
Alright, sounds like that plan won't work.Also I assume that I can't use mind control magic to befriend Chara and complete the scenario that lets me save him?
There's a lot of hats, coats, and scarves in /jc/ but are there any cool gloves besides the ones in NGE?
Seriously I just want a nice base to make stungloves from.
Anyone remember what that dnd monster that looks like a kite made of flesh is? The good version of dragon sorcerer kings in ravenloft.
>>44656238
Dark Sun, you mean, not Ravenloft. And they're called Avangions.
What's the deal with the Kingdom Hearts jump? Is it abandoned?
>>44656238
Avangion.
Psionic and Magical powerhouses who take longer to metamorphose than Dragons because their process is dedicated more towards preservation of life and such.
Really one of the only forces of Good in Dark Sun.
>>44656276
It's being worked on. We're just slow.
>>44656267
>>44656292
Oh thanks
>>44656276
Vanilla is slowly being worked on. Get hype.
No clue about Birth by Sleep, though.
>>44656316
Sweet, thanks.
>>44656325
There's a Birth by Sleep version?
>>44656382
In WIP.
It's kinda ded.
>>44656396
Did the guy I handed the SS13 jump off to end up finishing it?
>>44656412
...
The fact that I've barely heard of that hand-off until now means no. Shit I didn't even know someone was working on it.
>>44655256
I spent every point I had in the warehouse supplement on stasis pods to bring more Mareep with me after a visit to mystery dungeon. Also one very insistent Joltik.
We're the woolly warriors of the multiverse!
Team Static!
Since those heady early days most the team has grown to various evolution states they're comfortable with - a couple Ampharos, a handful of Flaaffy, and a heap of Mareep. Jonah is still a Joltik.
>>44656431
I started one a while ago but some guy in thread was posting about how he wanted to do one about the same time I was burning out do to real life stuff, so I gave him my draft and a go-ahead and kinda forgot about it until that image (>>44656147) was posted.
>>44656396
Is it *actually* dead or is the author just busy with real life and lurks around as anon? It's jumpable as it is isn't it?
If it's really been abandoned it would be nice if THA and Spyro picked it up so that the style across the Kingdom Hearts jumps remains somewhat consistent. But has really nobody heard from the guy?
>>44656531
>Ihatejews666
>its not my fault the station isn't robust
SS13 is a wonderful place.
Is there a prototype of the vanilla KH jump?
>>44656147
I think Sonic has some durable gloves... I'm sure there's more... Raildex has Micromanipulators, Ratchet and Clank has some weapons that are gauntlet like.
>>44655539
The desire for cherries?
>>44656638
We're working on it. I don't think we've put out an early version and I don't think we will. Be assured that it's coming along nicely.
>>44656666
Thank you, super Satan.
What stupid shit will you do for something extremely simple?Hard mode: Nothing that could possibly ping as Evil
I'm thinking of genetically engineer weaponized giant frogs that use REEEEEEEEEEEEE to make people go deaf. If only for the hilarity of routing an enemy army with several dozen of the things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800
>>44655539
Big Mac has the biggest jowls of any tegu I've ever seen. He's literally a sexual tyrannosaurus by tegu terms.
>>44656565
Truly a world deserving of praiseand a jump
>>44656537
Heard something a month or so ago.
>>44656666
Cool, thanks.
>>44656687
why are people harassing those poor amphibians ;_;
they just want to be left alone
So Jumpers, at what point do you need to put your foot down and say enough is enough? What line do they have to cross before you stop pretending you're under 9000?
>>44656685
>"You know, you really didn't have to treat me to dinner. Especially not something I've only heard of gods eating."
>"Ah, but think of how it will enrich the flavor of your blood~! Just a sip, mind you."
>>44656805
When something actually threatened me enough for 9001. Then 9002. Then 9003....
>>44656805
Woah, holy shit. The new ONE chapter is out?
>>44656805
When they hurt my friends.
They can say and do whatever they want to me. But if they harm someone I care deeply about, even if the only thing they did was make one of them cry, I will destroy them.
>>44656805
>a) When I have to
If I encounter something threatening that goes significantly beyond what I can handle with the restrictions I've assumed to make myself "normal" for the jump(Note: normal may mean legendary hero in some circumstances), then I start breaking out the big guns.
>b) If I get beyond mad
Infuriating me past mere annoyance, attacking companions or close friends with murderous intent, doing horribly horribly evil things, etc. etc.
>c) If it'd be fun
Because let's face it, there's nothing like waiting for the Reapers to invade and then unveiling the LoT, a ship rivaling the citadel in scale, with weapons whose barrel diameter is equal to the length of the average warship in ME.
>>44655411
I can't believe I'm not the only one that wants to do this, honestly.
My plan is to use, quite literally, a ring of three wishes from Forgotten Realms to wish for his SOUL to exist, and to be whole again. Even if it eats all three of the ring's charges, it'd be worth it.I'm going in as Fallen Child, playing through for the True Pacifist run myself. I'm gonna repair goatdad and goatmom's relationship issues, fix goatbro, and spend the last few years of that Jump as their adopted kid/brother. Shenanigans will ensue.
>>44656805
Holy shit a new chapter of One.
Tell me about your hair, Jumpers!
>>44657761
It's very long.
>>44657761
It's uh...
Shoulder length, wavy, brown.
Uh...
Sometimes I burn it for on-the-go evocation.
I cut it sometimes if it gets singed or I need to disguise myself.
Not sure what else there is to say.
>>44657761
Umm. People keep telling me I need to cut it. It's curly, so it's actually much longer than it looks normally, so when it gets wet, people see my hair that usually goes to my shoulders get to around to the fifth/sixth vertebrae from the place where the neck meets the body.
Other than that, it's a dark brown, but it looks very light brown under the right light. It's also very luscious and full, and it never needs washing.
Has something happened to Anti Spiral Anon? I haven't seen him recently. It feels empty here without him.
>>44657761
It's pretty fabulous, yeah.
>>44657761
It's a flaming afro.
>>44657983
Last definitive post is Tuesday, but he's hard to spot when not making builds.
>>44657761
It takes a long time to trim and shedding season requires a lot of sweeping. Food preparation involves a lot of hair nets.
>>44657761
It's thin, it's sparse, and it doesn't ever really stop growing. It's naturally black, but it starts going gray at around 20 years old. Gets me that mad doctor look in tons of jumps, but it still feels kind of odd.
I didn't buy a template in Body Mod. No beauty or appearance perks either, and I'm not planning on taking them any time soon.
I don't care what my companions say. I can grow a damn afro if I want to! I just need some more time to work on it. More than ten years, yeah. I can do it.
>>44657761
normally nothing of particular note
well, I spent Naruto jump looking like a rule 63 version of pic related, so there's that
>>44657761
Mine's gotten to the point where it would be inconveniently thick and long if not for various beautifying/convenience perks. Wavy, brown in spring and summer, white in fall and winter thanks to some arctic fox muckery. I usually keep it in a plain ponytail that bats around my ankles, but for formal affairs I go full-on elf princess braids and jewels errywhere, with a silver circlet sorta like Galadriel's.
>>44657761
I keep mine in a crew cut. I think I am the only non fabulous jumper.
>>44657761
Down past my ankles and trailing about 1/3 of the length of my 22-foot-long tail (and that's in basic interaction mode) in terms of length, dark brown-ish red, luxuriously full and soft, silky, pretty much the most fucking fabulous hair in the entirety of /jc/ and I'm aware I sound arrogant claiming that.
Also, it's good qualities only increase when exposed to fire (which, being as I am made of fire is 100% of the time), and it just complements my bronze & ivory horns so magnificently. Excellent channel for my magic as well.
>>44658218
So that's where you are,dragon!
>>44658115
Those look like giant pieces of licorice than hair.
>>44657761
Honestly it's pretty ordinary, my hair does not grow out the right way to justify making it grow. Honestly pic related in terms of ordinaringness
>>44658279
I will admit, the choice of texture for that hair is nonsense, but yeah those are supposed to be megadreads
for reference, his supermode
>>44657761
I like it like this.
>>44657761
I love it long and love it gold (Literally made of gold. But still fluffy. That's perks for you.). Whole bunch of various things (God of War, Fate, Toriko) have led to it being kilometers long even in it's most basic form. Since it's alive and sapient (And awfully hungry), I generally have it act as a massive fluffy gold cloud for me to lay about on and have it just move around for me by pulling itself along with strings of hair, same with having it attack for me.My one regret is how much of a pain it is to find a pic with that sheer amount of hair and in the right colour.
>>44657761
I spend a fortune on shampoo and conditioner. Also, its important to have friends to help comb all the wool otherwise it gets tangled.
>>44658567
If you want me to edit more pictures to have gold hair, just post them or a link.
>>44656147
Shooter's gauntlets from High School Of The Dead
The Micromanipulators from Railgun are gloves.
You can pick up power fists from 40k, and there are an absolute /ton/ of magical gloves across the various fantasy RPG/dugeons & dragons settings, but I don't think they're anything special in terms of jump gear.
>>44657761
It turns into tentacles when things annoy me.
>>44658642
That'd be amazing anon, but unfortunately the problem is that even ignoring colour that amount of hair is hard to find on a good quality pic.
If I find one in the next few minutes I'll post, but thank you so much for the offer anyway.
>>44657761
I'm partial to this style.
>>44657761
It varies based off of mission and what body I'm wearing, but more often than not its red, just past shoulder length, voluminous, and flowing.
>pic related
>>44658809
The thoughts in my head.
>Did Red forget her name?
>It could just as likely be someone with a similar style. It is a good style. Not much muscles anyways.
>Or... maybe Red's garden has started cloning her!
I can't decide which is more likely.
>>44658893
Yes
>>44658912
So Red's garden is cloning her but they don't know they are Red or Clones but they still like the same or similar styles. Got it.
>>44658893
>>Did Red forget her name?
Not Red
>>It could just as likely be someone with a similar style. It is a good style. Not much muscles anyways.
Thank you. I used to have this comic, it was a small run by a smaller house, and the art was beautiful. I've often thought that if I could go super, that's what I'd want to look like.
>>44658893
Red is a she?
>>44659062
Did the use a feminine pronouns by literally everyone clue you in?
>>44659094
No, I didn't even read the posts. Just felt liking asking the question.
So, how many Jumpers have committed genocide?
>>44658809
I really like her hugesword.
>>44658893
>>44658912
>>44658949
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS OH FUCK WHAT HAPPENED. NO NOT AGAIN.
>>44658809
My brethren of african descent!
>>44659195
Most have by now, even the good ones if you include things like Johji as genocidable. The biggest counts probably go to Val, ASA and Tera.
>>44659251
Don't forget Red where she accidentally killed the entire human race in Halo gauntlet.
>>44659195
Is it still genocide if I don't kill them, just transform them on the genetic level? A literal destruction of the genus. Because if so, my widespread use of optimized Resident Evil enhancement viruses has genocided several worlds. No humans live there anymore. Not technically, anyway.
>>44659266
That's probably just a puddle compared to what Val has done.
>>44657761
It's very long, straight, and black.
>>44659275WE ARE YOUR GENETIC DESTINY ANON
>>44659266
I mostly pointed out the ones known for doing it very often or very notably, rather then just one incident.
>>44656685
I will send a squad of combat-ready mechs and droids to protect rare bits I can use to make booze. Alternatively, I'll wreck anyone that dares to steal my booze.
I blame my dependence on my time in Dwarf Fortress. I made the mistake of taking the drawback that let the semi-megabeasts, megabeasts, Titans, and Forgotten Beasts out and about.
They thought I was delicious, and for that I blame Armok, for he obviously got tons of laughs out of the whole ordeal.
>>44659195
By genocide, do you mean "Left no survivors." or "Killed as many of these bastards possible before I had to leave."
Because I've waged war against vampires twice, once in Twilight with a team of super powered teenagers and again in Underworld with an army of werewolves.
>>44659251
Wait, Johj count as people? Since when?
>>44659337
Even now I still don't get why, while every other Reaper looks like some kind of mollusk, only the human one is a fucking Terminator.
>>44659479
Apparently that's just the internal structure, they were going to slap a squid exterior on it when it was done.
No, it doesn't make sense. Practically none of what the Reapers do does.
>>44659479
Concept art of the Human Reaper is that it would grow over time and transform into the Leviathan shape. They start out as the "donor" species to ease the integration of absorbed minds, then build themselves up into giant squid-ships. It only looks that way because you killed it when it was still young.
>>44659479
I believe I once read that every reaper is built in the form of its species before being interrogated into the reaper shell.
>>44659479
That's why I said "if you include them". I personally don't. Filthy animals get what they deserve.Totally no undertones or implications there huh...
>>44659195
On many levels less than what you would have thought but more than what you'd have wanted.
>>44656805
Usually when massive loss of life is involved. Stuff like planetary invasions or the like.
There's nothing quite like watching a gloating general freak out when my own personal fleet jumps in, especially when the LoT is at the front.
>>44659472
It's the thought that counts.
>>44657761
I don't know what it's called but in Last Airbender it's "wolf tail". Shaved close on the sides with the top in a ponytail. It seems Geralt is also a fan!
>>44659629
What armor is that?
>>44657761
It's extremely short and exceedingly mundane. Mostly because I'm almost perpetually in some form of armor due to my staggering level of paranoia.
Helmet hair is not very nice looking.
>>44659599
>>44659629
Basically it's what happens when a redneck advances from the mullet but isn't quite ready for a rat tail yet.
>>44659599
Considering who he's in love with, he has no taste. That said Geralt and Yennefer do seem to be a fitting couple.
>>44659651
No idea.
>>44659661
They accidentally a genie into making them have to love each other. They both hate it but they can't stop. It just leads to tons of mutual cheating and loathing in the books, in the game at least you can break free in one of the endings.
>>44657761
As soon as I got my hair to stay in whatever style I wished, I knew what I wanted.
>>44659651
Feline armor. I recognize the blue
I have been working on my Requiem Stand what do y'all think of this.
Forever Delayed: Act 5 Requiem
Power: B
Speed:A
Range: around the user and the immediate area.
Durability:A
Precision:A
《Forever Delayed Requiem 》 has the ability to completely delay all absolute,conceptual,spiritual,and physical action,effects and damages.
The major rule to this is the user cannot delay an effect or action while he is committing i.e punching can cause him to be punched using magic and reality warping affects let's those same effects affect him.
So what do yall think anything that needs to be changed?
>>44660029
What does it look like?
>>44660170
Oh my bad I knew there was something I was forgetting it has a humanoid but robotic appearance with a blue and white color motiff half of its face is in daft punk like help while the other side is layered clockwork with an scope eye. The clothing it's wearing is an oversized luxury business suit. It has an incredibly lazy personality but is ultimately a teddy bear.
>>44657761
My hair. Is. GLORIOUS.
>>44655411
One thing you could do that may or may not work hinges on you being an Angel in EVA.
Go Monster in Undertale, then ease into your Angel form, and from there tear a big ol' chunk out of your mind-soul (it'll heal). Give that mass of SOUL (because you went Monster) to Asriel, and that should hopefully do it.
If your Monster SOUL hasn't fully integrated with your soul, or if it won't integrate untill after the jump (I'm unsure as to what the ruling is), then you can use Metaphysical Biology to study SOUL-stuff and hopefully engineer a non-sentient blank SOUL to give to Asriel.
Basically, if you can't pull a big enough chunk of SOUL from yourself, then throw some science at the problem.
>>44655411
I feel like Dresden magic should be able to fix this with a generous injection of Soul Source amplified magic.
>>44660627
That's not really how Soulfire works. But who knows? Might be worth a shot.
>>44655210
So, I'm confused. With these CYOA's you're just rolling up your ideal character right? There's no actual game to play?
>>44660670
You're pretty close.
You know how character creation was something of a minigame in and of itself in D&D 3.5? It's kind of like that - building characters to pass the timebecause you never get to play.
>>44660670
Its a framework for something that falls between mad libs and a writing exercise.
>>44660670
Kind of. Just pick the choices in the pdfs, lie back and think of an imaginary adventure.
>>44660670
There is and there isn't. The game plops you down into a pop-culture setting and leaves you to decide the story using the jumps as frameworks. You're basically your own DM and DMPC.
So, basically what you get from it is imaginary adventures you can choose to share with us or not, with an arbitrary fairness decided by whether we buy that the perks you bought justify your story.
>>44660670
It's probably possible to set up a RPG with this, but it'll be a very basic RPG with the only numbers really being perks and such. Everything else would be just role playing. I imagine that's how potato would be handled anyways.
Pacific Rim 2 is officially dead, according to Del Taco.
>>44660901
The movie industry truly hates creativity.Also first Silent Hills and now this? I feel bad for Del Toro.
>>44660901
I don't see the motivation for killing it off.
What noble phatasm rank would Harpe be you know perseuses?
>>44660942
He's working on not-Silent Hills with Kojima-san.
>>44660953
First one wasn't a huge success in Hollywood. He also hasn't said anything about Hellboy 3. Del Taco is known for his original ideas, something that Hollywood isn't in the market for. Look at the new Star Wars. It was a good film, but it was a complete rehash of New Hope and dash of Empire Strikes back.
>>44650706
>where's the Heroes jump?
Here you go, anon. Note that it's a WIP.
>>44652959
>how fast is X-Men's Quicksilver, I want to recreate kitchen
scene
You ever watch the movie Spaceballs? Where they go to Ludicrous Speed? Yeah. That. Because based on the kitchen scene and a few back-of-the-pizza-splattered-envelope calcs, Quicksilver is "moving" at roughly _ten thousand times_ normal human speed. That bit where he runs on the walls? Several hundred times the speed of sound, anon.
And "moving" is in quotes because the room subsequently fails to experience a shockwave strong enough to convert it all to thermonuclear plasma - so it's rather more likely that his power is instead fucking with spacetime. And it's screaming OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD and there are cigarettes afterwards, that's how much he's fucking with it.
>>44654125
>best way to get TARDIS-tech
Do the Doctor Who jump. The Doctor will of course make sure you don't get your hands on any Timelord tech. That's not a problem, because then you do the Cortex Command jump and claim the entire Timelord tech base via the Founder perk. But do make sure you read the fine print.
>>44661015
It was a bad film. You can enjoy bad films, but being a complete copy of an older movie in the franchise with less enjoyable characters makes it a bad film overall.
>>44660670
>There's no actual game to play?
There's more game to it than solitaire, if you want there to be.
You "play" it on your own, so you decide what that actually means. Might mean just making builds, but it might mean summarising your adventures in an event log, or going full in-character diary of your adventures, or even using random generators to decide what happens, anything really.
You're the DM as well as the sole player character, so you can skip the boring bits and focus on whatever you like.
That said, there's a lot of metagaming chat about builds and settings, what people chose to do in different situations, all the stuff that arises from each participant's story because of the choices they made.
>>44660901
>wake up from a nap and read this, google to confirm
The absolute worst news. Fuck. Pacific Rim was one of my favorite movies.
>>44661032
I liked Finn & Poe. Finn's character was probably most human we've seen. The opening scene where he's shocked about his squadmate's death and the non compliance of the wholesale massacure of the miners. Rey however was totally the opposite.
>>44660901
Look at the bright side. We get Del Toro to direct the remake of Fantastic Voyage.As long as he doesn't flake out on this one too
>>44661073
I didn't say bad or anything man, I said less enjoyable. That's a spectrum and not a categorization.
>>44661084
>I didn't say bad or anything man
You literally said "It was a bad film."
>>44661093
The characters. We're talking specifically about the characters now.
>>44661015
HELLBOY 3 FUCKING WHEN
FUCKING
WHEN
>>44661143
>HELLBOYJUMPFUCKING WHEN
>FUCKING
>WHEN
FTFY
>>44661015
It's the same thing that's wrong with games industry, they know that familiar titles + wide interest/accessibility = mountains of cash. Everyone went to see Star Wars Ep.7 because everyone on earth was familiar with Star Wars at least a little bit and the motivations for seeing the film ranged from love of the series to sheer curiosity over that thing everyone else is freaking out about for some reason. There are very few franchises that could've generated as much hype for a new film.
So, being a Hollywood producer, would you rather fund a sequel to a mildly successful giant-monster action movie? Or would you rather use the success of Maleficent to make a live-action film about a young Cruella Deville?This is actually happening by the way.
>>44661177
You know I want to be upset about that last bit but I can't. The potential for some seriously awesome dresses excites me.
>>44661177
I hope it flops. Nobody wants to see Cruella as a person. Not even the nastiest, most hateful cunt is gonna want to empathize with someone who dreams of butchering puppies.
>>44661217
>She doesn't really want the puppies for a new fur coat. She was trying to give them good homes.
>>44661217
Nobody cares if they empathize with it or not. It just needs flashy graphics, big names, and lots of advertisement. A movie is worth an hour of cheap entertainment nowadays and that's it.
>>44661242
Nobody is going to buy that shit now. Malificent only worked because her motivations and character were so one-dimensional and barely covered in the movie, and because that shit's so old the current audience had no great attachment to the original movie. 101 Dalmations on the other hand is probably within most people's experience.
>>44661256
Gotta make that money back.
>>44661242
>the puppies all have rabies and she is trying to immortalize them through fashion.
>>44661256
With the sheer temporal and mental investments required to even function in modern society? I'm surprised people can even go to movies.
I'm surprised we're not all dropping dead, having to process amounts of information even our best computers would crash trying to store.No wonder depression rates have gone up.
>>44661276
I'm not having any issues with information. Maybe you have a brain disease?
>>44661276
>With the sheer temporal and mental investments required to even function in modern society
it takes absolutely zero investment to function in modern society, that's exactly why movies are cheap entertainment. just live from paycheck to paycheck, and if you can't make ends meet, look for some form of social insurance or die.
>>44661289
Tell me - do you often feel stressed, confused, strapped for time? Have you ever felt like something was too long, so you didn't read it because there were three other things you were paying attention to at the same time? Have you ever been at work, begging that some circumstance would allow you to go home and sleep - especially if your job involved addressing people by name? Have you ever skipped a EULA because you just didn't have the patience for it?
These are the symptoms.
>>44661302
Unless you're in manual labor, chances are living from paycheck to paycheck involves doing "one" job that's really six different ones, nevermind the people with multiple jobs.
>>44661313
no to all of the above
>>44661313
That sounds more like I'm on my period than anything related to work.
So what kinds of abilities stack best with having prehensile hair? I'm already assuming:
>Anything that can be conducted through body parts
>Elasticity powers
>Anything that reinforces your entire body
>Proficiency with whips or lassos
>>44661411
Bayonetta everything.
>>44661411
Hyperkinesis
Regeneration
Multitasking
Ritual magic(fma alchemy, hand signal based magic, dresden thaumaturgy)
Selective Etherealness
>>44661313
I gobble information like a fat man does McDonalds. I love it.
>>44661313
What causes it?
Your TV causes it. The internet causes it. Your cellphone causes it. Information overload. All the electronics around you poisoning the airwaves. Technological fucking civilization. But we still have all this shit, because we can't live without it.
>>44661557
You wouldn't want to, believe me.
>>44661602
I'm merely paraphrasing Henry Rollins. And no, I definitely would not want to.
What's your favorite food, /jc/?Hardmode: nothing from Toriko.
>>44661888
You posted my favourite already.Hint: It's not the bacon.
In all serious, chocolate takes the cake (Ha!) and I have set up many a factory to produce enough of it to feed me.Pic related actually exists
>>44661888
>>44661888
>>44661888
You cannot stop my pierogi lust.
What would be a good effect for a pistol that's an EX rank noble phatasm . I'm basing my servant off of my adventures from the generic western and weird west jumps and wondering if I can get some advice.
>>44661927
YOU MONSTER
>>44661888
My favorite food? Booze.
Specifically, a concoction I call "Jumper's Lament"
It's made of one shot Ryncol, one shot Romulan Ale, one shot Dwarven Sunshine, and one shot of Sanguine's Special Brew. Mix and serve in a thick-walled adamantite stein enchanted with frost runes.
After one or two things get fuzzy, and any more than that ends up with me and my companions waking up the next morning in a random place, with crippling headaches, and a vague sense that whatever we did was both awesome and highly likely going to bite us in the butt at a later date.
Luckily, we always have at least 2 designated sober beings (a Porygon and an A.I.) so we tend to have a record of the shenanigans we partake in. Unfortunately, the binary buzzkills horde that footage for blackmail material and so that they can laugh at us fleshy organics.
Fun Times.
>>44660029
>The major rule to this is the user cannot delay an effect or action while he is committing i.e punching can cause him to be punched using magic and reality warping affects let's those same effects affect him.
This line doesn't make sense.
>>44662512
If the user is doing something that the enemy is doing he can't delay that action. Do you think It would be better to say he can delay actions/effects instead of adding stipulations to them. I was trying to find a power that could stop reality warping and conceptual effects as well as a good physical shield.
>>44660029
Changed? Pretty much all of it. It's OP as all hell. You can basically win almost any fight automatically by only using stuff that you have but not your opponent, which as a Jumper, you are almost guaranteed to have. The extent of what it affects is also pretty ridiculous.
If you were intending to make something that's above GER in power, you succeeded, but it's sure as hell not interesting or balanced to lolnope everything.
>>44662631
I wasn't trying to make it all powerful looking back at it i really flubbed it is was just trying to find a good Requiem effect for it and since it's name is《Forever Delayed 》 I was thinking something along those lines how can I fix this?
>>44662716
What's the base effect of the stand?
>>44662725
It could delay an action and effect then have it happen no later than 1 minute later. A punch that hits could have the damage come later. The example for throwing an object was that it had to have been thrown or released the object would then disappear until the effect is put in action.
As an object thrown would just disappear
>>44662779
Seems cool. Maybe have it extend the time it can delay stuff or the amounts of things at once? Perhaps have something weird like making things happen one minute sooner?
You're best pet is waiting for that merchant guy, since he seemed to know a lot last thread
>>44662779
Since stands are crazy it could even interrupt it, so if you delay a punch for a minute then cut off the guys hand he can no longer punch you so it doesn't happen... Wait that's getting right back into too powerful territory isn't it?
>>44662807
I was mainly gonna use it with the spin and ripple. Maybe I could delay an effect as in taking damage and pass it on to another person or object but have a time limit before I can.
>>44662858
Nah, that seems pretty cool as an ability. Still requires you to be skillful/strong enough to take advantage of the opportunity, so if something's far above you it won't help much.
>>44662864
Not sure. I'd go with the guy above you personally. What you're suggesting seems like it'd basically fall down to just reflecting every effect back on your opponent.
>>44662858
No by the way my stand works even if his hand is gone the punch would still hit me vice versa for me hitting some one.
>>44662879
not every thing would be reflecting but mostly.I was thinking of something that would suit me and that I could be creative with.
>>44659548
Goddamn, that has to be thirty plus SD's. What requires that sort of firepower?
>>44663146
They heard a rumor about Red's garden?
>>44660901
>>44663146
Red. The borg. Tyranids. Red. Those pesky star wars goons called the republic. Ww2. Red. Moon bunnies that steal eyeballs.
The usual stuff.
>>44663184
Then they would be sending the Death Star.
>>44663201
Could be the just the scouting party.
>>44659548
How do you move those ships from jump to jump?
>>44663219
Have them docked in the ACU-MortarHead-LightofTerra?
>>44663201
Nah the super death star doesnt need to travel. It sits in one spot and eats a star then fires a blast through hyperspace to coordinates and then relights the star afterwards. Thats a scout party to get the numbers and targets down.
>>44663210
True.
>>44663252
...Is this from the new movie?
Anyone know some good ftl from jumps? I want to retrofit the light of terra with something less demon rapey than the light of terras warp shift.
Although in other universes 40k ftl may not be so bad since there are no demons or warp.
>>44663287
Yes. In TFA, the New Order (remnants of the empire) have a base built into a planet that I believe is called the "Starkiller" or something.
>>44663287
Yes it is from the new movie. I wish he was joking but that is literally the plot of the new movie. Super death star.
>>44663296
Again, and forever - Futurama.
>>44663296
I will stand by my word that the Dark Matter engines from Futurama are the very best of non-subspace based travel.
>>44656147
Axe Cop has the Sun Picking Up Gloves, through they're more like ovenmitts. Kara no Kyoukai has the Salamander Skin Glove for fire magic.
>>44663364
>>44663361
Dont they convert those to run on whale oil?
What's the longest range teleportation tech we can get in a jump? Something like the Star Trek transporters that just beam things around but at bigger ranges, preferably able to transport people or objects around a galaxy, though something with better range wouldn't be turned down.
If possible I'd like to not need to set up a receiving station on the other end, so I can teleport people and things to places I haven't been, so long as I have the coordinates.
>>44663403
Even better! Now we don't have to feed planets worth of animals to refill the gas tank.
Just themeparks worth.
>>44663439
Asgardian tech from stargate is pretty awesome.
>>44663450
>>44663403
Yep
>>44663296
Asgardian tech from stargate can go between galaxies in minutes.
>>44663439
The Stargates from... Stargate.
The Bifrost from MCU.
And the Space Bridge from Transformers.
All of those have galaxy, if not universe range.
>>44663455
>>44663493
Thanks. I thought they only went from ship to planet though? If they can go between galaxies they'd be perfect.
>>44663530
Some good ideas here. The Stargates are useful but they need a receiver on the other end, don't they?
Space Bride, that'll help with bigger things.
Bifrost. I have no idea how I'm going to get my hands on that tech, but I'm going to try. Thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3IBG07Nols
So /jc/, how did you survive Magi jump?
>>44663616
>>44663530
>>44663493
So, uh, two questions:
Is Chaos from Warhammer 40k an extragalactic and universal threat, or is that moot? I know that we have Tyranids andKirbyto be afraid of...
What settings have extragalactic threats?
>>44663631
And byKirbyI mean the thing in old fluff that's supposed to be chasing them T bugs.
>>44663622
Are we talking about the Medium in particular or just that setting's dangers in general?
>>44663616
Asgardian tele is planet to ship or ship to ship but it is still really good.
>>44663720
That settings.
>>44663729
Aww. That's unfortunate. Guess I'll be going with Space Bridges then.
>>44657761
>>44658567
What Val said.
Mind pretty much started off as a joke and now I've dumped a lot of CP into my hair. God of War, Claymore, Toriko, and a few others.
I sew a strand of it into everything I make since I'm always aware of where my hair is due to God of War. I use to as extra arms, to fly, to cast magic, channel powers through it and more. Its an extension of my being now.
>>44661888
What's my favorite food? Oh! Thats easy! Its--
>nothing from Toriko.
Oh...Guess I got to keep quiet. I apologize. I'll just go sit in my kitchen and cook quietly then.
How does jumper make money?
>>44664270
With all the pretty and sexy perks a jumper can get? Modeling or stripping would be a quick and easy route.
The ladies and the men can't get enough of ASA tentacles.
>>44664299
>That spoiler
>>44664270
In modern settings? Mostly welding and hot forged steel manufacturing or IT work. More rarely working in the food industry. Tend to have a sideline in custom order crafts and busking but those tend to be hobby-tier that largely pay for themselves rather than for profit.
In pre-modern settings, healing and blacksmithing pays the bills.
Only futuristic setting I've been in was Destiny and currency equivalent wasn't really a thing that you could earn except by shooting things.
>>44664270
In settings with developed economies and concepts of intellectual property I usually sell some patents that aren't impressive by jumper standards but are huge technological leaps forward for the natives.
>>44663622
Turned the underground portion of the Magician-led city-state into one big social-science experiment in exchange for a Well of Eternity to fuel their magical infrastructure.
Later, when Scheherazade came to invade, I kindly asked her not to. When she declined, I sunk most of her ships, waited patiently for her to recover her crew/armies, and then kindly asked her again not to invade.
She got the clue then.
Naturally, this'll have some long-term repercussions.
>>44664270
>Jump Tenchi
>Buy Matter Conversion Apparatus
>Hook MCA up to city sewage system
>Let a city full of people literally shit gold and whatever other resources you need for you
There ya go.
>>44664270
I use the virtualis staff and hack into banks and max out my account balance then turn the money into gold, platnum, and paladium. Once that is done I turn them into one big block of the metal and store it in a scroll using fuinjutsu. I usually do this near the end of the jump to keep police off me.
>>44664270
Eh, don't need much aside from living expenses.
Gear that I need I can either build myself, borrow from a random family member (thank you Medaka Box), or steal.
How does one add eye powers in naruto? Do you eat the eye to merge its power with your eye power?
>>44664270
At first, I was a thief. I progressed to simply creating materials like gold later by a whole host of methods, and now I really don't actually need anything more. If I want gold or something, I can make a small moon's worth in a few minutes after all.
>>44664572
Nah, it's a surgical transplant. If you've already got a dojutsu it goes real easily (at one point Madara literally just pops an eye out of another guy's head and sticks it in his empty socket), if not it's really difficult and you're likely to die. The exception is upgrading the Mangekyo Sharingan to the Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan, which appears to be somehow fusing the two sets of eyes together. It's still apparently surgery-based and not eating it, though.
>>44661021
>Jumps which make use of exotic materials, magic, spirituality, or have a higher technology level than Cortex Command will present difficulties in replication.
Congrats, you now have the blueprints for Taiwanese knock off Time Lord tech that still requires massively more advanced tools than you have access to.
>>44664270
As an oblique way around that, I took the No Bills Forever perk in SIMS. Pound for pound, its one of the best convenience perks in the chain.
>>44664643
Agreed, saving money is great.
Don't forget Tropico's item to make everything you own powered by the wind. Save even more money and possibly start producing power to sell back to the electric company.
>>44664270
Aside from the bunches of perks that straight up give you money on a recurring basis?
Well, there's probably a bunch of precognition powers you could use to win the lottery, or super-math perks that might predict winning numbers like Chaos Theory from JP.
In fact, just with a few math perks you could walk into any casino and walk out with bags of money (then come back later with a disguise, after they kick you out).
Bank heists and hacking ATMs are easy.
Selling superior tech to out-compete markets likewise.
Replication tech or pure fucking magic can just reproduce as many $100 notes as you like, may not even need raw materials.
Grow trees with gold, silver and iron bark and leaves.
Set up a Mystcraft dimension and drop off some advanced mining robots, pop back a week later to pick up the resources and the robots before the dimension fades into nothingness.
Or just punch muggers and watch as your luck and item drop perks result in your average mook having hundreds of dollars worth of loot on them.Hold the world hostage for ONE BILLION DOLLARS *places pinky finger at the corner of mouth*
Usually jumpers don't have to worry about paying for accommodation and I think most people pick up a few infinite food perks as they go, so if they do choose to work a 'real' job, your living expenses are waaaaaay down. I know I'd be a hell of a lot richer if I could live in a rent-free cosmic warehouse with free power, heating and water, and didn't have to pay for food. That is, if your jumper even needs to eat.
>>44664687
I like using that one in low tech and magic settings, I imagine it gives my shop a vibe like that weird ass planeterium from the Dark Crystal.
>>44664270
Took Money Maker from Dodgeball so usually have some sort of legitimate self sustaining franchise. Also took Entrepreneurial in Courage the Cowardly Dog which lets you start legitimate looking businesses at the drop of a hat and a bunch of perks that make you really good at making businesses successful.
I then generally put one of my companions in charge of the business after that. Maybe sell some of the less dangerous technology from other settings or some inventions on the side.
The Dodgeball Money Maker thing is fun as it's largely up to you what sort of business it is.
Of course for a while I was just stealing shit but that eventually became sidelined as the solution to stuff that couldn't be bought.
>>44661021
>The Doctor will of course make sure you don't get your hands on any Timelord tech
I just ignore this, because the DW jump is pointless to go to, otherwise.
I need some advice. How should I go about shrinking down and storing a Death Star in my Warehouse?
>>44665176
The simplest method may be simply taking the blueprints.
Build it via ACU inside one of several big-enough warehouse addons, add engines, then import it as a shipgirl or whatever so it has a compact form.
>>44665351
> Death Star Ship Girl
So, what do you think she's like?
>>44664599
The moon eye upgrades the same way apparently.
>>44665380
Amazing and powerful in every way with one super vulnerable hole. Giggity.
>>44665351
>shipgirl
What dat?
>>44665538
Having never played Undertale myself, I don't know who Asriel is or why everyone's trying to give him a SOUL, but ehat would happen if you just killed him and used the honey badger Revive spell from Magicka?
>>44665564
From Kantai Collection. They're the ghosts of sunken ships taken human form, or something like that. The jump lets you import one to directly turn them into a ship-spirit. They've got all the power of their original ship in a human sized package. Well, probably human sized. A shipgirl's bust size is determined by the size of the original ship, so larger ships tend to be taller as well to keep things in reasonable proportions. A shipgirl whose original was capable of being mistaken for a moon would probably be a giant. That, or have the worst back problems ever.
Are there any perks that remove your need to accelerate? I'm looking for a way to go from zero to full speed in as short a period as possible. Bonus points for being able to change direction with no to minimal loss in speed.
I checked Sonic, and was surprised it wasn't there.
>>44665629
Given the shape of the DS, she'd probably be a hambeast. Death Stars ain't sleek, yo.
