First Thread:
>>44484114
Second:
>>44532458
What's happened so far:
The Godmodder has attacked 4chan for an unspecified reason, clearly an excuse to combat you all. In his battles with the Anons and the Named Ones, he was able to annihilate both /pol/ and /b/ in one shot, (he also became a she due to some magical dagger genderbender shenanigans)
A foolish named one named Gentleman Eric tried to absorb /b/'s dark madness. He failed and became the /b/east a amalgamation of all /b/'s latent dark energy.
The Anons and the Named Ones successfully defeated the /b/east by venturing inside it and destroying its Heart. Pistol did this by using its own immune system and turning it into a Shadow of Colossus ripoff.
With the Heart successfully defeated and an imposter ignored, they ventured outside of the /b/east's carcass to find this was a ploy for time. The Godmodder has turned /tg/ into a Casino for her own amusement.
Venture inside?
The Godmodder awaits posters by using her dark bump.
She sighs and mutters
>"Did we wait too long to start the thread back up?"
I suggest we blame the ImposterModder.
>"A good choice indeed."
So now what...
>"Do something meaningful with your life?"
Something that doesn't require effort.
>"Dark Bumped!"
I emerge from the beast and see my wonderful board turned into a casino. I weep in both joy and despair as I can finally use that card counting technique but I now have nobody to show off mtg spoilers to.
Charges: 4 (or more, I lost count).
I guess I enter the casino.
>>44651409
The Godmodder is pleased to have an enemy back, she walks into the Casino and sics her Space Marine Splatters on you.
The Casino resembles a fortress setup in Vegas completed with barbed wire on the top and Neon Signs.
Two Space Marines in Power Armor painted to look like Tuxedos advance menacingly.
Casino Entrance
Splatters x2 5000/5000
Forgot to include my name.
Splatters are like bouncers, except they use a little more force.
Rolled 1 (1d3)
>>44651616
I hurry up and pull out my character sheet, adding some zeros to one of my physical stats, but in my hurry I don't know which one I chose. 3 charges spent.
STR 1
DEX 2
CON 3
Charges: 2
>>44651801
So I have a ridiculous strength modifier right now. I punch one of the closest bouncers to test the strength.
If you could go over the basic rules of charges again that'd be helpful.
Charges: 2 or 1
>>44651846
You get two charges per turn.
>>44651880
Oh. I thought it was one. Attacks, specials, and transformations use charges correct? Better results are given for more charges.
>>44651927
As well as summons. But correct.
>>44651961
Okay. So I have 2 charges left after spending those 4. Hope someone else comes back to the thread.
I employ my Loli Trasher attack!
-Inflicts Disgusted status on normies
-Turns target into a Loli
>>44652121
Okay just go back to /a/.
>>44652400
Jokes on you, i got it from tg
>>44652531
Well named fag yourself if you want to stick around.
I'll just wait to post when some more people show up...
If not I'll post ASAP
Thread is dead.
>>44654366
Fuck you.
