>A group of young noblewomen has taken to following your party, imitating the sounds of automatic crossbows as they do so
If they get killed then it's not my fault...or if a diaretic finds its way into their food.
>>44642457
Rape, Pillage, Execute.
Remember kids, never adventure with crazies.
One line greentext banable offence when
>>44642457
>automatic crossbows
thats sexy
>>44642841
try reporting, see if it helps
>>44642841
>complaining about threads you dislike
>not just making threads about topics that you enjoy
Holy shit, how embarrassing
>>44642457
I have no idea what this is a reference to, but okay
We'll keep an eye on them but they have better be able to defend themselves
>>44642841
Never, or at least it won't be as long as you keep the threads active by complaining about them
>>44642457
What is this from?
>>44644661
>In my country, they have no of the Google
>>44642457
I'm impressed since our whole party is monks with high movement spped.
>>44642457
I roll initiative.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26y9H2ZLf0w
I hang out with commoners to get away from this nonsense.
>>44642457
>imitating the sounds of automatic crossbows
>>44645826
What do I google? Swedish EDM artist Elliphant from the pic?
>>44642457
>imitating the sounds of automatic crossbows
How, exactly?
>>44648308
>What is this from?
>already knows what it's from
>>44642841
It's no different from one line of normal text.
>>44650190
>It's no different from one line of normal text.
Not to get all /pol/ here, but the text is clearly a different colour.
Rolled 12 (1d20)
>>44642457
I shoot them for mocking me.
>>44650292
I have no counter to that, well played.
>>44650452
Not with that roll you don't
>>44652431
More realistically the reason people single out one line greentext is because normal text is usually a short question about something at least mostly /tg/ related, while green text is more along the lines of an implied "elf slave what do". Basically a non-post.
>>44644029
You don't have to bump when you post anon
>>44652908
>You don't have to bump when you post anon
No but the people who reply to you will
>>44648833
I had no idea what it was so I'm glad he answered
>>44642457
>Automatic Crossbows
Shoot her with a real crossbow and leave her behind.
>>44642457
>hear the sound of a crossbow being cocked
>fire wildly into the bushes
>investigate
>realize I killed a couple of qt3.14s that were just playing around
>get medieval PTSD
>take up the Crusade to expunge my sins
>slaughter Mohammedans, burn their villages
>get wounded in battle
>die slowly from an infection, begging God for forgiveness
Bad End.
Rape and lynch
>>44652808
Eh, depends on the class
>>44642457
>imitating the sounds of automatic crossbows as they do so
So, wait, are they just doing that the whole time while they're following us around? just a chorus of crossbow sounds at all times?
>>44660272
Honestly I'm more interested in why?
>>44646444
This is fucking amazing. 10/10 would join their office.
>>44646444
>LEL SO ZANY AND WEIRD!
