Giant Spider vs Space Marine, Who would win?
>>44618954
I would say the spider.
>>44618954
Why do spiders look so fucking angry all the time? They aren't even intelligent enough to BE angry.
>>44619329
Spiders don't look angry, dude. They look like they've got business in some other town and they're half an hour late and their boss is gonna kill them if they don't get this shit taken care of by the close of business today and you'd better not get in their fucking way or you'll regret it.
Wasn't there actually an arachnid race they wioed out during the crusade?
>>44619364
I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY.
GOD DAMN.
>>44619329
Aus-fag here, spiders can get angry.
I guess the technical term is 'extremely agitated' (You've been try to shoo it away with a stick), 'under enviromental stress' (You've just gassed it with a can of bugspray to no effect) or something along those lines, but there are some species of spiders you definitely don't want to piss off, and I've swear I've seen spiders hold grudges.
>>44619477
I can get behind "Hostile as all fuck" and "Desiring to become the Anti-thesis of all life" but I don't think they get "Angry" in the way other, more advanced animals do.
>>44618954
anyone else remember that 1 movie with the little cabinet thing that the kid put toys in and they would come to life...sometimes i wonder what kinda shit would happen doing that to a big ass group of space marine minis
>>44619477
You have mouse-spiders and funnel-webs, those fuckers don't need to be agitated or under stress, they are fueled by the conceptual need for murder.
>>44619516
Indian in the cuppboard
>>44619516
Indian in the Cupboard.
>>44619364
Now I feel kinda bad for them
>>44619550
The Brazilian Wandering Spider purposefully seeks out people to bite them, it's venom is fatal and extremely painful.
It also gives you an erection, and extremely painful erection while the rest of your body feels like your are being flayed and salted.
It's favorite hiding spot is inside bushels of bananas.
Don't feel sorry for spiders, anon.
>>44619530
>>44619540
thanks couldn't remember the name at all
>>44618954
We fought a Giant Spider in Deathwatch once. We wounded it and drove it off. later we recovered the body, turned it into a servitor and named it Gary. Gary went with us on several missions, until finally on a mission into a space hulk he was finally lost to a swarm of Genestealers. I still miss Gary.
>>44619477
> I've swear I've seen spiders hold grudges
That sounds hilarious and horrifying in equal measure.
>>44618954
Spiders aren't great at fighting things that are armored and can hurt them. A tiny guy in literal steel armor with a chainsaw-sword would probably fuck one of them up something fierce.
>>44619606
It started as a book, though. I had to read it in grade school.
>>44619477
Aside from your quite frankly terrifying knowledge of the objectively worst things to ever exist on this planet, that is quite possibly one of the greatest edits I've ever seen, and I applaud you for sharing it
>>44621153
So, you saying spiders are rogues?
>Glass canons
>Deadly weapons
>Poison attack
>Extreme agility
>A disposition to ambush
>Can't be surprized easily
>>44618954
let the Dices speak for themselves
>>44619516
>sometimes i wonder what kinda shit would happen doing that to a big ass group of space marine minis
Tiny Hammer Anon:
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Tiny_Hammer
>>44624194
Go home, Tolkein. You have to read Beowulf to some undergrads tomorrow.
>>44619477
Hey whats it like living in a modern day Catachan?
>>44618954
Ungoliant would defeat the 40k universe.
Shelob could probably take any Space Marines who lack plot armor.
If we're talking about Warhammer Fantasy giant spiders, then you have to remember nothing had a Warp Presence in Fantasy, making everything a Blank. So Blank giant spiders. Factor in that most spiders were magic via Mork's pet spider god, and you have a Blank Daemon giant spider. Which could still kill any non-plot armor Space Marine.
>>44624997
>> no warp presence
>>basically a blank
>> but still magic because of warp spider God
Make up your mind Anon
>>44624997
Nope, just because you don't have a warp presence does not make you a black, necrons don't have a presence and they are not blanks.
>>44625057
>Nope, just because you don't have a warp presence does not make you a black
yeah look at vulkan....
Remember, blanks have a NEGATIVE warp presence, not a lack of it.
>>44625045
Fantasy rules m8. Divinity is seperate from Warp presence and rules are contradictory.
Light magic for example is made of Warp, like all magic, but it disrupts all other Warpstuff by removing Chaos taint and restoring it to pure Materium status. Since souls in 40k are Warpstuff, that means Light magic destroys all 40k beings with souls and any machines with a spirit in it while restoring the inanimate and Fantasy beings.
When you mix settings, you play by the rules of both. Which really overpowers Fantasy usually.
>>44625160
All magic stems from Tzeench, even light magic, its all his as he is the fount of all magic.
the contradictions merely represent the truths of the changer of ways. The demons of 40k and 30k exist in both settings, meaning the warp functions the same. the souls of fantasy are still the same as souls in 40k.
Bottom line, no its not different, your just trying to wank yourself.
>>44625127
>yeah look at vulkan....
but heLIVES
>>44625314
Until the white guy stabs him...
>>44625255
It comes from Tzeentch, allegedly, but plays by different rules in a big way.
Souls work 100% different in the two settings. That's why afterlives exist in Fantasy but not 40k.
>>44625345
#Nocturne lives matter.
>>44619329
Bruh
>>44618954
I'll just leave this here...
>>44619477
>I've swear I've seen spiders hold grudges
nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
>>44625369
No it doesnt lol
The warp is the realm of souls, its the same in both settings, tying them to each other. If we accept that then the nature of the warp is the same.
easy and understood
>>44625476
Its been literally stated there are afterlives. In the end of Fantasy they'd diminished due to the fading strength of the Gods of Death, but in End Times Nagash took over the afterlives and reinvigorated them. Now in Age of Sigmar, all souls belong to Nagash in the Realm of Death, not the Warp.
Try reading some lore rather than just repeating what you read on 1d4chan.
I like it when /tg/ talks about spiders.
https://youtu.be/rOQkBEnw0Ag
>>44625476
>lol
>>44625448
Can you here them anon, skittering ever closer to you, they know what you did anon, them remember when you killed their friend. it's too late now anon, they're here.
Being afraid of spiders is stupid, be afraid of cars in traffic or some shit like that which is actually likely to harm you.
>>44619373
they might have.
I know tau have faced an arachnid race and destroyed it. Farsight lost his legs in that war.
Might be the arachnids you're thinking of
>>44625583
>Now in Age of Sigmar
Like that is ever relevant
>>44625692
Not if you live in Australia.
>>44625707
Technically a continuation.
>>44625730
>Technically a continuation.
LaughingSpider.jpg
>>44618954
Seriously, how can no-one have mentioned the war on Murder yet? Blood Angels & Emperor's Children vs Megarachnids.
>>44625754
Hey, I said technically. I don't acknowledge it as canon. Or by GW. Or real.
>>44619477
>tfw Britain is a sinking ship. Always wanted to move to our best colony, Australia.
>tfw scared to death of spiders
>tfw ginger albino
Send help Ausbros.
>>44626004
It really says a lot that our best colony is the place we sent all the convicts, doesn't it?
>>44626082
We also had one where we sent all of our religious nutters, i wonder what happened to them...
>>44626379
In retrospect, sending them to that fuckhuge landmass with loads of natural resources probably wasn't the best idea.
>>44625444
>Just before adding the stripping chemicals
>>44619373
look up the imaginative name of Megarachnids
>>44626393
but they've grown up to be the most like us, look at them, invading countries on the pretext of "civilizing" them, daddys so proud!
>>44624430
>ywn be read Beowulf by Tolkien
I never realised I carried this pain until now.
I don't get why that many people are afraid/hate spiders. I mean, I can understand if you live somewhere where they can poison you, but otherwise, they're pretty cool dudes. They eat up those fucking annoying flying things, and won't bother you.
Worst they can do is say hello to your face from close while rapelling from your hair. And even then, they're harmless.
Goddamn it, you guys are as brave as a IG regiment made up from NEETs.
>>44628806
don't reply to spider posters
>>44626082
>best colony
>not one of the North American colonies
>>44619477
One of my irrational trains of thought is that every spider I fail to kill understands what I just and holds a grudge against me.
Depends. How big of a spider are we talking here? One bolter round is good enough to punch through most chitin.
>>44629662
And that chainsword could do pretty good damage to the legs or even the main body.
>>44619477
Least no one knows about our centipedes and ants...
>>44626574
he also once chased his students to finals dressed as a huscarl and swinging a battle ax
>>44629662
>>44628806
I allow spiders to live in my house, provided they stay in places i do not go. Windowsills? Free game. Garage corners? Not like I was usin em. The fridge? OK, now you gotta go.
Otherwise, yeah, spiders can be pretty cool in that they keep those faglord flies away.
>>44629980
All insects (except ants, fuck yeah ants!) should die desu
>>44630099
Spiders aren't insects.
In fact, neither are centipedes, scorpions or most of the nightmare friends.
>>44630217
They're not technically insects, but to me anything that's small and looks fucked up is an insect.
>>44624234
They also have hydraulic extensor muscles, but the advantage of that goes out the window if they bleed.
>>44630241
>small and fucked up
LIKE YOUR PEE PEE?
I am dissapointed by your lack of autism, fa/tg/uy.
>>44619584
>Google this
>It's real
Man, fuck spiders.
>>44630217
Still arthropods, which is really how we should refer to chitinous creepy crawlies in general.
Still its comforting to know that their relative "super strength" and endurance are limited by physics because crabs, lobsters and the like are massive but have no superpowers. So a man-sized ant isn't as strong as a man-sized man but an ant-sized ant is stronger than a ant-sized man.
>>44630398
I will accept this clarification.
Off topic, but I used to wonder why only arthropods had regulated caste behaviours bees, ants, termites, but it turns out that the naked penis rat behaves in a similar way.
Wouldn't it be weird to live on a planet where instead of constantly squashing little armoured scuttling things you had to squish and toss out little meaty sausage things all the time?
>anon- come get this mole rat out the bath for me
>>44630521
>a world in which people are used to squashing penises
My dick is happy we do not live on such a world
>>44630521
I can hear that fucking thing saying "we are human! we are human!"
>>44619477
Aus-fag here. Can confirm. I've been trying to catch a spider in my room, ended up pissing it off and it ran away. Thought i'd never see it again
The next morning I woke up to the feeling of something tickling my feet
>>44630099
Ant detected.
>>44625619
Jesus fucking christ, WHY!? It almost looks like would happen if a human wizard decided to take advice from Lolth.
>>44626004
>best colony
>not Virginia
>not even Jamaica
ok bro, what ever
>>44618954
Probably the marine
Hell a guardsman could probably beat the spider spider has no ranged weapons
Also the spiders probably pretty easy to dodge.
>>44618954
Spider Marine
>>44626504
but hurt golly gee larbour tard detected, enjoy your asian guests :^)
The spider because my fanwank for spiders is bigger than my fanwank for marines.
>not posting most loyal Sarpedon
Why not both?
