Who would win in a fight between Guardsman with full magazine and five milion Tyranids?
>>44610800
Is there a commissar?
The Commisar is listening very intently to your answer, trooper.
>>44610817
PRAISE THE EMPEROR.
Does he have a knife?
>>44610817
>>44610800
Well, Commisa', I'd hafta say the Guardsmen, sir. He'd die a' 'course but dying for the Emprah is all the victory he'd need.
(Please point the las-pistol elsewhere, sir?)
>>44610800
I, CATO SIRCARIUS, will gloriously lead my men to glory and defeat the terrible xeno! Because I, CATO SICARIUS, am above all the most skilled Brother-Captain among the entire Adeptus Astartes! So have no fear, as I, CATO SICARIUS, will save the day!
>>44610800
"SIR! The Tyranids are attacking, we're out of ammo and reinforcements are still days away!"
"..."
"Sir?"
"Fix bayonets. Vox operator, order orbital bombardment. Tell them to target our position. This line will not be lost to the enemy."
>>44610800
Full magazine of what? Porn? Cooking recipes? Trashy day to day happenings of a social corrupt company?
>>44610800
Thats a stupid question. The God-Emperor wins of course.
>>44610908
Did somebody say glory?
What's in the magazine? Are they bolts? Is he using a boltgun? Lasguns don't use magazines, they use batteries.
The guardsman
>>44610800
>five milion Tyranids?
Maybe if they're small tyranids
>>44610908
YOU are not CATO SICARIUS!
Look, I have the nametag right here! It says, quite clearly, that I, CATO SICARIUS, am CATO SICARIUS!
>>44610800
A full mag against 5 million? What the fuck. Why is this even a question? That's 5 million, a five with 6 zeroes after it. That's way too much, there's no way a guardsman should to suffer through so much. That's like a full 5-10 seconds of continuous firing, why the hell did the nids only send 5 million? That's too much firepower for one guardsman.
>>44610800
The tyranids, because the guardsman only has one charge pack.
Now if he had TWO chargepacks, one charging and one in use, cycling them as needed... well then things would be different.
>>44611118
>The tyranids OP mentions are bacterial-sized
>The battle takes place in the guardsman' immune system
>>44610894
you have autism
>>44612697
>magazine is so the guardsman has something to read while on the shitter
>>44612839
>roll to see if he has enough toilet paper or if he has to use the magazine
>>44612697
>The battle takes place in the guardsman' immune system
>A group of guardsmen and their equipment are subjected to an experimental miniaturization ray
>They are injected directly into the infected guardsman to face down the microscopic tyranids
>>44612891
>white blood cells become weaponized and different regiments go to different areas in the body so they can best fight the invaders based on their tactics
>>44611068
The correct answer
>>44610908
I read that with his TTS voice and it was pretty amusing.
>>44612891
So THAT'S how that planet managed to fit so many guardsmen onto it.
>>44610810
yeah
>>44616355
>>44610894
thats a mighty fine answer solider learn to have a little more trust in your faith in the emperor and you will go far, here have a melta.
>>44615930
quite possibly
>>44618284
>>44615930
No. You people don't understand. Assuming each gaurdsman was the size of an atom; they would still engulf the entirety of the planet, and collapse themselves into a black hole. I'm pretty sure, that black hole may or may not be the size of a small Galaxy.
>>44610800
GW.
>>44618246
For that answer you better give him a plasma gun.
>>44610800
Is the Guardsman a Catachan?
>>44620327
your right it is a very very good answer but i carry around meltas to give to troops i like i dont take plasma guns with me because a trooper good enough to deserve one is so rare
