>Your Half Orc barbarian party member is offended at you for assuming her mother was the human parent
>>44580069
I let herstep on my dickto make up for it.
I dident say that. I said I think WE should be parents. Immediatley.
>Your half-orc barbarian party member is offended at you for implying either of their parents were so weak as to be easily raped
>>44580069
So your father's a bitch then?
Whatever. At Tier 4, she's lucky we remember her name rather than just yelling, "Hey, meatshield!"
Right because that's what orc men are famous for.
NOT raping everything in sight
>>44580094
you know its funny my games tend to have a fair bit of rape going on but i never have the whole half orcs are products of rape thing
>>44580081
As if she needed your permission anyway.
>>44580880
Neither are half-elves, becausethey come from loving unions
>>44580069
And she has every right to be offended.
Just as I have every right to not give a shit about her thin skinned whining.
>>44580941
>Neither are half-elves, becausethey come from loving unions
Unless proven otherwise I assume half-elves come from rich 60something human merchants marrying trophy wife elves around their age but looking like girls in their early to mid teens.
>>44580069
whatever, but can you please take a bath AND USE SOAP THIS TIME DAMMIT.
>>44580069
What a shitty half-orc,then. Getting offended by that.
I suppose she was raised as a spoiled bastard by her father's family side.
>>44581244
Nope. Elves are rapists. The lot of them.
>>44581266
>Urist McBeardsmith please go
>>44580069
My Ranger calmly apologizes for the slight and points out that there are more important things to worry about than petty squabbles like this. There's a lich/evil wizard/necromancer to worry about, after all.
>>44580069
>Your Half Orc barbarian party member is offended at you for assuming that she had a human parent
>>44580069
Oh, in that case I'm sorry. Your FATHER was a filthy animal fucker, and you should be commended for . . . well, no, I guess you haven't really overcome your natural inherited urges to being a belligerent beast picking fights to compensate for the dick you don't have to swing around.
Come at me, bro, I'm behind 7 skeletons.
>>44581344
And this is why no-one likes elves.
Necromancy, not even once.
>>44581344
>hurr durr tact is gay
You're an elf trying to act like you're more manly than you are. Quit it.
>>44580069
Well i apologize her father was probably a brave man or to slow to run away.
>>44581420
> Implying only Elves think Greenbacks are sub-sapient.
Hey, since you're so discriminating, I happen to have a shaved Chimpanzee that's guaranteed to not only bite less, but also be more unlikely to have the bite get infected since it's diet is cleaner. Has a larger vocabulary than her Orcish mother, as well.
I draw the line at horses though, never know when you might end up with Centaurs and their inability to understand that just because they were raised in a Barn doesn't entitle them to acting like it indoors.
Which is why I don't let them indoors.
>>44581358
Excuse me, I was never a treefucking forest fairy. SOME of us are old enough to remember when we had a proper god that led mankind forth to enlighten the savage races, noble though some individuals may have been, in a manner befitting actual civilized individuals. Now it's all "Pelor this" and "Pelor that".
Zarus is the only proper god, and that damn hippy Pelor needs to shave his beard and stop pretending that universal love means forcing a universal outcome. Damn Elves and Dwarves acting all uppity. Stardusts and Coaldusts we used to call them, the left overs of the more useful elements that still did a damn thing for the world, the rest of the savage races we just called Dust races since they were pretty much the chaff that just seemed to appear in our world dirtying the place up and being a general nuisance. Now everyone acts like Dust has a right to be there, or serves a function besides getting up my nose and pissing me off.
>>44581431
to be fair orc women are surprisingly fast for their size. doubly so when they're horny
>>44580105
Her Father would be brave enough and strong enough to seduce and fuck an Orcess.
>>44581558
Or passed out at a kegger and woke up with her on top of him Ooga-Boogieing that human dick to try and wrangle some child support payments out of him.
Orcs ARE still a metaphor for black people right?
>>44580069
> The Half-Orc Barber is offended that you think he can't style your long silky hair
Hair gel is the Orclands 3rd largest export I'll have you know. Right after "face paint" and Barbers. We're a proud, sexy people.
>>44581592
Because it's porn on a blue-board, you utter fucking mongoloid?
>>44581592
We on /d/ noa?
Oh wait we aren't.
Censor bars you turd nugget, use them.
>>44581592
Because it's a blue board.
>>44581592
Now we play "HOW LONG WILL IT LAST".
>>44580069
I literally just brought her back to life by channelling the power of the fuckings gods. She'll get over it.
>>44580069
>Turn up my record of Johny Paladin "If I could be a greenskin for a day" to avoid her nagging.
>>44581592
. . . seriously?
>>44581590
I thought orcs exported only rape and looting?
>>44580105
>Implying it wasn't consensual love.
>>44580069
I ask her if big, strong women tenderly dominating their men runs in her family.
>>44581718
No, no, no. We import those things.
>>44581756
Animals can't consent, Anon.
>>44581592
i dont get it.
Bitch if you can take my dick you can take my joke.
"My bad."
>>44580069
>so the women of your family like bedding humans huh?
>waggle eyebrows suggestively
>>44580069
That's fair. After all, humans are very prolific rapists, too.
>>44582062
It's not rape if we're both screaming.
>Half Orcs are playable
>Orcs are not
Explain.
>>44581801
no talk about human like this. human just as orc as other orc. maybe more small in body and in head.also read nature-think scrolls of great shaman pls; impossible for orc breed with not orc. therefore human must be orc.
>>44582083
Orcs represent black people.
>/tg/ wouldn't have sex with this
My buddy never told us which was which but in our headcanon we all know his mom's a brute
>>44582117
Much like a Magpie, the beast can replicate the sounds of speech but it is revealed to be incomprehensible gibberish. To date, no linguistic analysis has found any sort of actual meaning behind their mimicry of conversation.
>>44582130
With hips like that?
I'd fuck three, no wait, four.
>>44582141
>human try speak
>with genitals into orc instead of with mouth or keyboard
amusing.
>>44580069
"Your offence is meaningless, mutant. Your opinion is obsolete."
>>44582130
>/tg/
>Not wanting sex with something
Tell me another joke!
>I kill the mongrel
Glory to the Emperor
Why would I assume that? If anything I'd think it was the opposite. Orc babies are probably bigger than human
>>44582259
The size of the mother limits the size of the baby, you uneducated shit. That's why you can have dogs of wildly different sizes breeding without the bitch bursting during the pregnancy.
>>44582268
So half-orcs with an orcish mother would be larger than the other way around.
>>44582287
yes
Are half-orcs sterile?
>>44582287
Well, depends on whether the mother's or the father's genes affects that more. The size of the mother limits, but does not actually boost. Also, food, premature birth and all that play a big part.
But yeah, quite possibly. Although now that I think about it, orcs and other goblinoids are generally portrayed to have many children at once. This tends to mean that the offspring are born small and grow rapidly.
>>44581344
Sounds like you haven't really overcome your natural inherited urges to being a belligerent beast picking fights to compensate for the dick you don't have to swing around.
>>44581580
Get the fuck out of here /pol/
>>44581592
SNU SNU
>>44580069
Grovel in apology and beg her to not force me to eat out her ass as punishment tonight
Secretly hope she makes me eat out her ass as punishment tonight
>>44580081
Why would you give her permission for something she does anyway?
>>44581254
>She agrees to take a bath, but as punishment for insulting her heritage she's going to force you to use your tongue to clean her
>>44581762It does, but you made her quite mad so there's going to be nothing tender about what's about to happen, at least not for tonight
>>44580069
>Cooperating with mixbloods
Somebody's going to the gulag for this.
>>44582083
Well, from a mechanical perspective...generally it's accepted that full-blooded orcs are stronger than half-orcs, and their stats will reflect that by giving them a large racial Strength bonus. In D&D 3.5 this was a +4 racial bonus, compared to a +2 for half-orcs.
Since (again, from a mechanical perspective) the main reason to play a half-orc or an orc is to get bigger bonuses towards being a melee fighter, the Orc will probably just generally be a better choice than a Half-Orc - and as a result the half-orc will rarely be played, or at least rarely played in its intended role.
(None of this applies from a fluff perspective, mind; I'm just giving the mechanical reason)
>>44580069
Apologize and continue carving my staff.
>>44580069
Oh look, another shitty one sentence long memearrow thread with a hypothetical scenario which isn't relevant to anyone's roleplaying, what an inspiring and creative thread this promises to be.
>>44581592
Because aside from breaking the rules it's fucking awful.
>>44581580
/pol/, pls, go.
>>44580105
No, he was a demon. Never said the other half was human.
>>44584041
That's not a half-orc, that's a half-demon.
>>44584093
>telling me what I should identify as
CHECK YOU PRIVILEGE
>>44584101
That joke is too old.
>>44582164
It tells you that these anons are all fuqqbois.
>>44582209
/tg/ gets shit done.
>>44580094
>Human female parent and orc female parent mutually raped one another
>After about the fifth or sixth round they were pretty content to just call it sex.
I offer to take her on a night on the town in apology. Once we're both tipsy I ask her to show me what orc women have to offer.
>>44580069
I make up for it by buying the drinks at the next Tavern
>>44580069
>That moment when your character is quarter orc on his mother's side
I got the best parts. Can't say the same for you, given that frame.
>mother was the majordomo of a lecherous Western lord
>illegitimate half-breed daughter, while raised in modest luxury and afforded a scholarly education, rebels and becomes a barbarian raiding her fathers lands to get his acknowledgement that she is his heir
can this have a happy ending?
>>44580069
I couldn't care less about her delicate sensibilities. She can try to kill me if she likes, but I think we both know how that is going to end.
If she can beat me at nude oil wrestling I'll be her slave for the day in apology.
>>44587813
But you're the caster
You have no hope of winning
>>44587891
Haste, Strength and shit
Grease me up, Angus.
>>44587905
>Haste, Strength and shit
>Implying a +4 to str will do shit when it's normally 8 and her's is 18
Best case you'll just keep running it'll be like making her catch a greased pig, she'll just be pissed when she does
>>44580069
>>44581580
>orcs
>not a methapor for Germanic tribes during the migration period
You're losing your edge /pol/.
>>44585905
Laughed louder than I should've .
>>44580941
No, they come fromfey pacts made with elfs
>>44580069
>>Your Half Orc barbarian party member is offended at you for assuming her mother was the human parent
Ok. And?
>>44587916
Telling her that probably won't make her any less angry but it may increase your chances of snu snu down the line
>>44580069
Oh I'm so terribly sorry for assumng that a race of primitive, cavedwelling tribes, which sustain themselves by raping, looting and pillaging, impregnated yet another helpless human woman. Right. Because she HAS to be the one in a millon "daddy was human and REALLY loved my ork momma hurrr hurr MUH FEELINGS" ork.
>>44592396
It's just a thread bro, stop getting mad at green text
>>44580069
Okay, so maybe this is awkward, but I have to ask: do all orcs have nice tits? I mean, the two or three I've seen, yourself included, had some serious shade-throwing funbags. You look pretty okay yourself, not quite as big as I like, but nice all the same.
So, yeah, about your mom. . . She stacked or what?
>>44582816
>She agrees to take a bath, but as punishment for insulting her heritage she's going to force you to use your tongue to clean her
Is this supposed to be a punishment? I wanted to lick those abs anyway.
>>44580069
... since when can our barbarian read minds? Because although I definitely DID make that assumption I have the discretion not to bring it up. That's more like the other idiots in our party, like our Zarus-worshiping human barbarian.
Seriously, fuck that guy. How'd we even get stuck with him?
>>44580069
Oh, does that mean you're into interracial too?
>>44592396
>"daddy was human and REALLY loved my ork momma hurrr hurr MUH FEELINGSWho said anything about love?
Orc chicks rape people too
>>44592575
>All orc chicks are stacked like big, thick, muscular amazons
This is a known fact
>>44592704Despite how much she'll make you "clean" her abs and tits, hope you enjoy orc booty just as much
>>44593405
>>All orc chicks are stacked like big, thick, muscular amazons
>This is a known fact
Welp, looks like I'll be swinging through the nearby orc village.
>>44593464
>Welp, looks like I'll be swinging through the nearby orc village.
Orc chicks are also just as prone as the males to kidnap, imprison, and rape (possibly to death) attractive males of other racesIn fact despite the stereotype, half orcs born of female orcs/male nonorcs are far more common simply because the mother in this pairing is more likely to survive
>>44593549
Doesn't matter; will smash.
>>44593549
I'm not sure if Gruumsh looks kindly on rape-killing as he does demand of his followers to procreate. I'd assume that orc males aren't as brutal during the act with non-orc females since their goal is to spread orc blood.
>>44593992
Actually isn't the the female orc god that says BREED?
Though good point, though death by snu snu is probably a lot more common with female orcs if only cause after sex they don't need their partner alive
>>44593405
So, /fit/ with a huge rack?
How are there not more half-orcs?
>>44593625
>Will be smashed under several dozen orc amazon thighs
Fixed
>>44594039
>So, /fit/ with a huge rack?
Yes
>How are there not more half-orcs?
What >>44594027 said, orc females have a habit of not stopping until they're satisfied, and that pretty much gauntness a death by snu snu for non orcs
>>44580069
1. We have ANOTHER Half-Orc Barbarian? AND she looks like THAT?! Praise Gorum!
2. I ASKED if her mom was the human. I ain't assumed nothin. My ma was an Orc, too. Pops was just the one feller strong enough to utilize the counter-rape maneuver against her. Bloodragers, man.
3. I'd like to start talkin' with her about gains, puntin half-elves, and the age-old question of whether two half-orcs juss produce more half-orcs or there's a chance of a full orc or human.
4. If we swing by my village, advise her to watch out if my ma gets in one of those rapin moods of hers. Point out that push comes to shove, hide behind pops and wait till they settle things the usual way.
>>44594067
Pfft. Nothing that some solid alchemy can't fix. Buff my endurance, get rid of my refractory period, and heal baby heal.
All the busty muscular chicks I can rut.
>>44594027
While Luthic is orcish goddess of fertility, it's Gruumsh who demands spreading orc blood as a way of conquering and stuff.
>>44580069
No Shu'agh, I said Shara had a human mother. I could not care any less how awesome your parents were, I just want the fuck the rage out of your soul and the green off your body.
>>44580105
>ring ring, ring ring
:hello
...
:it's your auntie, she says your daddy's a bitch and your mammy knows it
Yay, this thread is mah fetish
>>44580069
Who gives a shit what the greenskin thinks?
>>44594155
>All the busty muscular chicks I can rut.Until the durations run out, then it's death by snu snu time
>>44594158
Huh, didn't know that
>>44587963
>divine might, divine power, enlarge person, etc.
Buffs are unlimited
I highly doubt Orcs need to rape humans, they probably have guys with musclegirl fetishes showing up at the village everyday, much to everybody's annoyance.
>>44594780
except you forgot she's got that belt of giant's strength on and that potion of bull's strength dude
>>44595017
You're into femdom, we get it.
>>44595140
you want to be a mary sue, we get it
>>44595230
>mary sue
Do you even know what that term means, tumblr?
>>44595295
>tumblr
Do you even know what that term means, reddit?
>>44595017
Those both give Enhancement bonus and thus do not stack. She is going to want a bard song which gives Morale bonus.
>>44595345
the potion isnt meant to stack, its just there in case you go "NUDE OIL WRESTLING MEANS NO MAGIC ITEMS, GIVE ME 5 ROUNDS TO BUFF MYSELF CASTERS RULE!!!!!"
This is basically the backstory for my half-orc paladin.
His father was Lord LaMarque, mid-aristocracy that tended towards the crazy side of things. He was somewhat of a black sheep, enjoying himself with things his more distant family considered frivilous or uncouth; he was a Renaissance man, a scholar, a lover and a fighter, who enjoyed adventuring as much as the next, er, adventurer.
Nobody knows exactly how he got an orc woman pregnant, but he told young Caneth that he enjoyed the challenge and the assets involved. He was just that kind of man - some sort of knight-bard, happy to dip his toes in any pool that interested him. If biology weren't such a factor, he'd probably have more children; mechanics were never an issue for long. And perfectly happy to describe such feats in great detail to his young, recently rediscovered and (afterwards) mildly traumatised son.
Poor Caneth. Growing up different in one orc encampment after another, treated as an oddity by other orcs whom admired his tenacity but disliked his strange behaviour. Supposedly his mother one day told him what little she knew (or could comprehend) of his heritage, and at the age of nine he struck out to seek his father. It took him a year of searching to find him, fleeing fearful folk striking out against the small orc as he begged and stole to survive the streets.
His father was initially flippant and curious, treating him as an oddity, but with little time he recognised the features that were his own within his son and embraced him in characteristic warmth. Now even more of a black sheep due to what his family percieves as "bestiality", Lord LaMarque continues not to give a shit, educating and training his son to be a better class of man.
With honours in his upbringing, at once respected for his family name and shunned for his orcish ancestry, Sir Caneth of LaMarque becomes a paladin and seeks to do his family proud - extended, yes, but primarily his father. He seeks to be a paragon of good.
>Orcs and elves are the same species
>Orcs are the males
>Elves are the females
>They live apart and orcs find and raid elven settlements or snatch elvish travelers
>Elvish settlements cause one set of hormones to be common in the mother's body, orcish settlements cause others to be common due to pheromones emitted by the sexes
>Orcs are reproductively selected based on their physical power and ability to subdue their counterparts and drag them away to their camps and keep them there
>Elves are selected based on their ability to escape back to their settlements or not be captured long term in the first place
>Elves too physically powerful to be caught don't reproduce, so evolution went another direction than physically strong females
>Their recent migration into the continent shared by the other races has caused problems due to a certain "lack of enthusiasm" for their mating practices
>They suck as neighbors
>>44595494
whoa there m80, this is a blue board
>>44595494
Whoops, that was next to a blue safe image. Curse you non-segregated folders!
>>44581580
>Orcs aren't Turks, Mongols, or Germans depending on setting
come on /pol/
>>44595636
>Not having Chinese orcs
>>44595784
>Badass Mongolian Orc women.
Boner pls.
>>44595636
>>44595784
!Yuan orcs ruling over !china would be pretty badass, but who would the !Chinese be? Slightly smaller orcs?
>>44595636
>>44595784
>>44595814
>Orcs are universally /fit/ amazons with big tits
>amazons with big tits
>asians
Yeah, nah.
>>44595814
>Mongolian
Nay.
>>44595906
Nah, Shang orcs. They're being muscled out by Zhou drow who have discovered the secret of adamant rather than iron.
>>44580069
My Mother was an Orc and my Father was a very brave Gnome.
>>44595906
>Slightly smaller orcs?
Elves of course
>>44595914
>Yeah, nah.
>Amazon asians with big tits
Orc girls are best
>>44587916
>>44587989
Ya know, we are going to run out of planets if you keep this up.
>>44595494
>Elves are selected based on their ability to not reproduce
U wot
>>44598684
They're selected on their ability to selectively reproduce i.e evade captivity but not reproduction, or escape captivity.
>>44580069
>Wood elf barbarian
I guess humans have their wierd rapists too
>proceeds to knock up half the women in the human village we just raided with our bandit gang.
>meanwhile the half-orc chick is getting help from the party wizard who is using charming spells for practice to get the captured men horny enough to fuck a greenskin
>>44595914
>asians with big tits
They exist, just very rare
>>44595914
>>44600396
>implying my setting doesn't have South-east Asians with the booty of latinas.
>>44581266Where's the female elves raping male orcs version of this pic?
>Compared to orc women, human women are weak and unable to resist. compared to human women, orc women are foolish and easy to deceive.
"The other children may make fun of you for having a human father, little one, but know that he was a great and powerful warlord that had slain millions with his bare hands."
>>44600754
This reminds me of all those asshole wood elf threads we used to have.
>>44580879
racistwhere all the dorf women at?
>>44601006
Elves a best
>>44600754
I know the one youre talking about
this aint it
Rolled 10 + 15 (1d20 + 15)
>>44580069
I'm very sorry, my friend: I didn't mean anything by it. The next round of ale is on me, what do you say?
>roll for diplomacy
>>44580069
> female
> HALF-Orc
My male Orc character decapitates her.
Female Orcs are so dangerous and temperamental that the common orc preferes to risk his life in the army and raiding human settlements than to spend on day trying to date one of its kind. It's not because they are ugly, it's because they have no chance at fucking it and if they did so, there's no telling if she wouldn't stick his head on a pole the next morning.
Besides, like all orcs, they all go dreamy about beautiful male elves and beautiful human knights and that sort of thing, In fact, most orcs are half-orcs.
>>44581580
What the fuck /pol/, you can do better than that.
>>44602830
>Female Orcs are so dangerous and temperamental
Only one cure for that.
>>44582324
There's the size factor and a genetic factor.
Mules are larger than hinnies because a horse mother has larger womb and doesn't restrict growth.
Ligers (male lion female tiger) are bigger than tigons (the reciprocal cross) and their parents because a female tiger doesn't have female lion's growth inhibitor for the offspring to inherit.
But orc males are more likely to run around breeding other races so you'd see the hybrids born to orc females more rarely even if they were bigger and stronger.
>>44580069
I rewrite reality so that her mother was the human parent. I WON'T ALLOW A MARTIAL VERMIN TO CONTRADICT THE WORDS OF A TRUE WIZARD !
>>44595914
>>44603229
A strong dicking
>>44605380
Did you miss the amazon part? Sure, there are some stacked asians. But are there any amazonian stacked asians?Plus, that was a terrible picture of Hitomi. She's solid fap bait, but that makes her look straight wrecked.
I'm surprised this wasn't posted yet.
>>44606439
>But are there any amazonian stacked asians?
Probability says there's likely at least one
>>44606439
Oh! Oh! I can answer this one!
>>44606900
>5'1
>amazon
manlets please
>>44606921
She's a jap fighting against her nature. You gotta at least give her credit for the physique
>>44606900
>>44607096
Would bang and breed repeatedly and often.
>>44607170
>no tits
>>44598700
So then what? They reproduce asexually?
>>44607197
>liking cow tits
stay 12, anon
>>44580879
to each their own
>>44607219
>not liking full glorious breasts
You know they're doing wonders with hormone therapy, right? You don't have to suffer with low-test indefinitely.
>>44607197
>Asian
>>44582083
This is not exactly true you know, unless we are talking about 5e that came out one year ago tops.
Given that we are talking about DnD, since conversely in other games like, say, Burning Wheel you get to plat as an orc, the question is
>half orc is in the phb
>orc is not
And the answer is pretty simple: orcs are usually seen as a villainous, all evil race, like goblins or duergar, not much more than a walking sack of xp. Furthermore they are usually as dumb as they are strong. Thus they don’t fit the usual heroic party layout and are not found in the main book, usually being introduced in later handbooks.
Bait taken.
>>44607096
My God, she's PERFECT.
>>44607398
Yeah, some might bitch about her having a meh face, but her body is so fucking amazing who cares?
>>44607430
>meh face
What, she's cute!
>>44607478
As stated, anon, I said "some might bitch."
>>44585905
Probably not.
"eventually stop and admit they're just fucking", I mean.
I knew a couple that was very adamant about being in charge. Also they weren't dating they were just friends with benefits. That also lived together. And had two kids. And were only filling out that paperwork for tax breaks.
If it's what they're into, you can sure as fuck be sure they'll never stop pretending it's outright forced.
>>44593405
Wasn't there a comic about that, where the half-orc girl talks about her tragic past, and the flashback shows it's just her being grossed out as a kid at how lovey-dovey her parents were all the time?
>>44601193
wow. without any other context that looks like that little orc is about to be pedophiled en-masse.
some might even call it "shotacon"
>Shotacon woudl've made for a very different MGS
>>44607661
See: >>44606685
>>44580069
I would keep teasing her and poking at her until she finally attacks me. I would also hope she doesn't realize I'm an extreme masochist that enjoys her beating the shit out of me.
>>44607694
>/ss/ with a poor little orc boi who doesn't know any better and slutty milf elves.
It's so different yet so right.
>>44587440
the daughter taking outa rival lord and the father getting to take his land
>>44580069
I tell her that of course her mother was the human, because women don't rape.
Considering Half-Orcs in this campaign are Half-Sahuagin I feel sorry for her never knowing her father. Humans that catch the eye of sahuagin priestesses never survive consummation.
>>44601193
>This little piggy came home with us.
>And then we came.
>And then he came.
>And then we came again.
>It's very deep elf stuff. Hundreds of years of learning required. You wouldn't understand.
>>44610404
I really don't please explain in more detail
>>44581580
faggot
>>44587891
>>44587905
>>44587963
>>44594780
>>44595017
>>44595140
>>44595230
>>44595295
>>44595308
>>44595345
>>44595402
Two words: Magic jar.
If you can't beat her with your own body, just steal one that is superior to her in every way. There is nothing that a Tier 4 can do that a Tier 1 (given adequate preparation time) can't do better. It's called caster edition for a reason.
You know, I always thought that it would make a lot of sense in a sorta-generic D&D setting that half orcs eventually become a self-contained species. Not to say half orcs aren't born the 'usual' way, just that down the line they end up forming their own tribes. I imagine these 'half orc' wouldn't necessarily be purely 50/50, since there would still be some mingling with humans or even other orcs, but generally speaking they would be on the whole neither human-dominant or orc-dominant.
I imagine the added intelligence of their human side (and not looking as monstrous) mean they would have an easier time trading with other races and organizing into a functionnal society that isn't just beating each others and killing stuff.
>>44613274
That's pretty much how they did it for 4th edition D&D.
>>44613321
Really? I haven't looked at 4e past the core book.
>>44613187
I'd much rather use aspect theft of some kind to permanently buff my own form. Got a spell for that?
Rolled 5 (1d20)
I roll to intimidate her to back the fuck off.
>>44580069
Of course the mother was human. When most half-orcs are the product of rape, what else would you expect?
>>44581580
dats rite
>>44613524
Cast Magic Jar in a demiplane that is timeless with respect to magic. By RAW: "If a plane is timeless with respect to
magic, any spell cast with a noninstantaneous duration is
permanent until dispelled". It depends on your GM whether it's allowed or not since it's unclear where the the spell is localized and it's duration calculated; where your body and the jar (the focus of the spell) is or where your soul and the new body are. A reasonable GM might rule that the spell is spread out in space and the shortest duration applies, or he might not care since timeless demiplanes are 9th level spell material and at that point breaking the game in other easier ways is trivial.
>>44581580
>>44595457
Nice. That's more or less the backstory of my half-orc sorcerer, though his father was less noble and more seen as a degenerate than Caneth's.
There was a thread were someone linked the canon human male/orc female pairings, and i'm ashamed that I did not save them.
Half-orcs are my shit, making them that is.
>>44601193
Orcs a very slow to detect lewdness
I'm half-skeleton on my mom's side too
>>44583265
Oh look, another shitty salty reply by an entitled baby who thinks their opinion is ever relevant, what an inspiring and creative person must be.
>>44619496
It may not have shown, but there's a good chance your father has some skeleton in him too.
>>44619405
Only the shotas, females are very quick to detect it, particularly the tall, muscular, dominant ones
>>44619739
The adult males also seem to be quick to notice it and go the opposite direction. Maybe for reasons related to all this.
>>44580069
"can you spell offended? No? Then shut the hell up rape baby."
>>44584041
>Never said the other half was human.
>assuming her mother was the human parent
That heavily implies ONE of the parents is human.
>>44593405
>hope you enjoy orc booty just as muchNothing would please me more than kissing that firm muscular booty, thanks for the good fap mate,/tg/ is trully the most based board
Are you implying human males can't rape orc females?
>>44620582
>12ft tall
>Human
Good one lol, now talk about civil orcs who are technologically advanced
>>44620737
He has the strength of 20 men.Because he ate them all.
That said, human beings can naturally get pretty gigantic. And the Mountain's actor is only 6'9. The guy who played Rictus Erectus is 7'0
>>44620794
Forgot my image.
>>44580069
I always go out of my way when playing a half-orc race to say how in my backstory the parents (usually female orc, male other) love each other and are still together.My group still hasn't caught on that it is my magical realm.
>>44620963
Well it's 50/50 so it's not much of a blip on the fetish radar. If you had your character actually be something like 45% orc, and establish a family tree of various female orc/male human, female half orc/male human, female orc/sixteenth orc human male I would quietly catch you. If you eschewed subtlety and slipped in a "Oh did you know character is married to a female orc," I would have you drawn and quartered. Oh, well, not really, I like it too. But at least I have the good sense to leave the amazons at home when I come up to the table.
>>44620963
>>44621390
So if a human breeds a half-orc, do you get a quarter orc? How does that even work with fantasy races?
>>44622354
It's whatever you prefer the stats for
>>44622354
I'd assum either a half orc or human stats
>>44620794
That's not really too far out there, just very tall
>>44613187
Try that under level eight bitch. You know... The level everyone plays at.
>>44601193
>>44610404
Are they really gonna rape that little orc shota? I don't believe it. I'm gonna need to see the rest of this comic to verify.
>>44627555
Remember anon, it's not rape if its an elf.
>>44620582
Well of course not, an orc regens their hymen and you need to make a DC39 STR check to penetrate it - which puts it out of reach of a human male and their inferior -2 STR compared to half-orc women.
>>44580069
I am the half-orc barbarian party member with an orc mother. I don't mind the mix up, as long as nothing poor is being implied about my parentage
>>44580069
Nah, my Half Orc Barbarian has mentioned on multiple occasions that his father was humanWhen asked if his father was a warrior, he flashed back to his mothers stories of how she captured his father and used him as her "Toy" and then replied "Well... He was a trooper..."
>>44619025
What in the Sam Hill is that picture you posted?
>>44627555
The rest of that comic series is about an elf police officer relentlessly sexually harassing some random orc dude, so it seems plausible.
>>44606685
>Therkla is pretty much the start of me developing a half-orc fetish
Good times.
>>44627758
This seems like a thread to ask. Anyone got some good female orc art that isn't cheesecake or porn?
Something I could use for an actual character.
>>44628385
Depends, do you wanna play a witch, who uses a shield.
>>44628276
apparently, he means uterus
>>44628470
I...
Uteri don't work that way either!
Nevermind the fact that unless you're Ron Jeremey or an anime character, you aren't going to be hitting the uterus, you don't need to penetrate it in the first place.
>>44628385
Damn. I woulda that orc. I woulda so fucking hard.
>>44629158
With a girl like that you don't really get to say in the matter anon
>>44629158
Shit mods shit orc
>>44628385
This is a mess. It's Orc features copy pasted over an elf.
>>44580105
DDDDDAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN.
>>44629725
Orsimer are elves. Also, elves don't get those gains.
Well, in my DnD setting Orcs are basically neutral because The Norse Pantheon Migrated to the realm and basically kicked out alot of the DnD Deities.
Thor took the Orcs as his own kind, so alot of Orcs are actually barbaric do-gooders and Half Orcs are probably as common as Half Elves because of this.
>>44630453
Feed them plenty of liquid protein and they might
>>44630653
I like the cut of your jib
>>44607170
Damn, I would into that.
Do it got a name?
>>44616190
I actually found my writeup for this--I thought I'd lost it long ago! Long story short, I needed a way to get a noble family trait for a half-orc in an unfortunately-short-lived Kingmaker campaign. Damn if I wasn't going to be the half-orc king of the party's kingdom!
Belgrim was born to Nefin Lebeda, the eldest son of an obscure branch of House Lebeda. Nefin was always considered odd and degenerate by his family, so when he left his family's holdings in his youth and returned three years later with a halfbreed toddler, the common reaction was more of disapproval than surprise. Still, even though he never spoke of Belgrim's mother, Nefin claimed that the boy was his. As much as his kin protested, they had to grudgingly admit that Belgrim had much of Nefin's looks to him.
Nefin's attentions were soon drawn away by other women and other distractions, and Belgrim was left to the care of the family's servants, who treated him with little less suspicion than his family did. But as he grew up, Belgrim's personality began to make up for the shortcomings of his heritage. Despite the distrust and prejudice of those who raised him, he became an outgoing and friendly boy. His charm and persuasiveness won over first his caretakers, and then most of his immediate family, who eventually accepted him as worthy to bear his father's name. (Nefin's inability to father any children with any of the multitude of women he'd had relations with certainly helped with the acceptance as well.)
Even with acceptance from his family, Belgrim realized that acceptance from the greater part of House Lebeda was not likely, and his branch was growing increasingly impoverished. (Nefin's lifestyle was not helping here, either.) Taking matters into his own hands, Belgrim has set out to seek fame and fortune by himself, to prove his worth to those who scorn him and to maintain and restore his family's wealth.
>>44580105
Can you laugh while being brutally murdered??
>>44613524
http://www.archivesofnethys.com/MagicWondrousDisplay.aspx?FinalName=Osirian%20Spirit%20Jars
>>44628385
Got a few on mobile
Might have more on my pc, but itll have to do for now
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