>a fairy comes to your character's bed and says it's scary outside, so she wants to sleep here instead
>>44558133
Allow her to
And remember this moment, because now a fae owes me a favor
>>44558133
He replies with fascination. Somehow, a van populated by 5 Shadowrunners is safer? Let's not beat around the bush here, we're basically terrorists by this point. Lines have been crossed that we can't uncross.
>>44558133
I go to my sock basket, grab an old deck box too, and make her a small bed and put it on my nightstand.
>>44558133
>turns out that the thing she's afraid of wants to come inside too
>inside your skin, that is
>>44558133
Paladin: Of course, take the bed for the night. I will take the floor and tomorrow morning I'll help you return to your loved ones, I'm sure my comrades won't mind
Thief: Sure, just sit right there while I grab a bottle. No reason, just make yourself comfortable.
Wizard: What the hell, fairies are real? Well alright, I'm assuming you could kill me with a glance, so take whatever you want
>>44558157
let's be honest, there's plenty of people who would let something "come inside" them.
>>44558133
"Oh Jesus, it's inside my wards! Kill it, kill it now!"
>The fairy says it's scary outside
Now I'm scared.
>>44558160
>wizards exist yet magical creatures are folk tale
>>44558133
Dont trust fae and never will. Either she is gonna harm me in some way only the fae could or whatever is outside is gonna hurt me. Either way shit is gonna go down
>>44558213
No, my wizard is just a sorcerer who doesn't know the difference, and also refuses to learn
>>44558213
>>44558160
I was thinking this, the wizard sounds like an idiot.
>>44558133
About two months ago, absolutely - the fact that my character spoke Sylvan naturally without even knowing she could before she did it MUST mean that making friends with a fairy is a good idea.
Now? Well, literally last night she used a spell to ask her Archfey patron some questions about how to get out of the deal, and it ended poorly enough that she's currently seeing a few colors incorrectly and her accent completely changed, all of this (so far) unbeknownst to her since no one in the party has said anything yet. So she'd probably gtfo or maybe even kill it right now.
My character IS a pixie. So this is going to be a bit odd.
>>44558168
He's right you know. And not just because i have a tentacle in my brain.
Also,
> I gift her a bronze pin sword and a tiny black powder cannon, With a single match.
> Because if she's going to stay, she's going to fight.
>>44558319
Cirno please go.
>>44558133
No not this bullshit again, I know you're going to go into my pantry as soon as I fall back to sleep and bite a million fucking holes into all of my cheese and cured meats like you always do. It would've been okay if you actually asked for some food but no you like fucking up my food like that.I don't believe in fairies I hope you die slowly
>>44558328
>bronze sword
>not a iron nail wrapped in cotton
It's like you want her to die to the obviously supernatural horror that's chased her to you.
>>44558133
I mean, sure, my Bard doesn't have a problem with it.
The other fairy acting as his familiarand sex partnermight have a problem with it.
Also, I'm almost positive we had this exact topic the other day.
>>44558469
They even used the same picture. Poor form.
>>44558133
Pocket Cold Iron Sand! YAAAAHHHHH!
>>44558133
Fairy? Okay, sure why not. Fae? Okay, but only because denying them is worse and I want it out as soon as possible. Plus they're sometimes nice to polite people.
>>44558133
"WHATHO NOBLE HUMAN! Please excuse my intrusion to your home at this late hour. I'm a paladin on a great quest for the holy order of the glorious sun god. The journey in the past winter days has been long and arduous, as you see the merciless hailstorm is upon us on this dark and chilling night. Will you be so kind to share your fine home with tired traveler of the tinyfolk this one night? My gratitude would be everlasting and I am ready to pay your hospitality with silver pearls I procured on my journey with the merfolk of the western seas. What say you? "
>>44558756
"U-uh sure. Just don't wake up the d-dragon, plase, not again..."
>>44558756
"Enter, quickly, or the nightgaunts will get you... No, no, no payment needed. I could not in good conscience leave you to face the dark."
>>44558213
I would love to play a wizard who doesn't believe in various magical creatures or their abilities.
>>44558756
>take the pearls and make sure the slave collar is on firmly
We could always use more niche fetish material at my brothel.
>>44558384
Listen, everyone knows that the extra holes makes the cheese taste better!
>>44558133
>Half-elf Abjuration wizard alchemist
Well okay.
Just let me set up a ward to scare off whatever is outside.
The guest room is next door.
I can cook up a meal if you are hungry.
The bath-room is downstairs.
If you want to read something there's a library across my bed-room.
>DUDE, LET ME IN. I'M A FAIRY.
I send her on her way inmedately. If even the fairies, intelligent and magical creatures of the forest, are scared to be outside, I have no reason to open my window.
>>44558133But I don't want to be a pedophile yet.
>>44558133
Surely nothing can go wrong in this situation. The supernatural should be believed on face value too.
>>44558434
>giving iron to a fae
It's like you want to kill the poor thing!
>>44558133
>First literal demons, now fairies.
>Fuck it, why not. What's the worst that could happen?This is a Star Wars game. My current gm a shit.
>>44558133
>fallen paladin (made friends with a demon that was "infected" by good-alignened elementals , thus becoming neutral)
I ask if she can show me her human
bug-abomination form.
>Say no
Faerie either leaves or loses its SHIT
>Say yes
Could be fine, get some fairy magic
Or fairy takes over the house and I'm fucked
>>44559337
also , can someone tell me how to display the comment box bigger? I often screw up text formation due to this
>>44559325
Eh. Literal demons aren't that huge a stretch in the SW verse. You have pretty much everything ready for their arrival, basically. If you're really that strongly against it just call them "force ghosts" of old sith lords or something.
>>44558133
Invite her in, give her some food, make her a nice little bed and a thimble filled with water. Hope to god I don't die.
I'm a lonely man, but I won't tell her.
>>44559300
Thats why its wrapped in cotton, like a hilt. Its kind like a fae lightsaber, itll burn whatever it touches.
>>44558133
I put the fae-sized tentacle plant (disguised as a daisy) on the shelf and tell the fairy not to go anywhere near that thing
never
ever
YOU NEVER INVITE FAE FOLK INTO YOUR HOUSE
THIS IS FANTASY 101 PEOPLE
>>44559398
Oh, right, I forgot. Fairies are assholes in old folklore, I was thinking of Navi and inumaymay fairies. Yeah might wanna think that one through.
>>44559398
Or you do, because being rude to the fae is even worse.
>>44559419
Some cold iron will sort them out.
A sword is good, but horseshoes will also work in a pinch.
>>44559414
They aren't really assholes in old folklore. Sometimes they are, but usually you just have to not break their bizarre laws.
>>44559439
>cold iron
Just say worked iron. "cold iron" confuses the new kids.
>>44559398
They are bound by their words. Taking it in means it owes you a favor in return, which is a mighty reward.
>>44559363Ehh, it's probably the result of some sort of genetic engineering malarkey.
My problem with it is less that there are demons in a Star Wars game (because, as mentioned, they can be explained away) and more that the demon is a Bloodthirster straight out of 40k.
>>44559485
Clearly your GM was running out of things to challenge you with.
>>44559441
I just want someone to thank me for once. Who knows, maybe she will hang around and be my friend?
>>44558133
Prepare a hot bowl of water for a bath and a small matchbox with pillow stuffings for a bed.
I love small, cuddly things. Whether they're magical creatures or animals doesn't matter.
>>44559504We're level 6 for fuck's sake. Our armaments are standard blaster weapons. It had shielding that was completely blasterproof and shrugged off point-blank turbolaster fire.The only reason it didn't slaughter us where we stood was most likely GM fiat.
>>44559523
Adorable. What is that thing? I'm happy to find another anon with the same standards as myself.
>>44559576
That's a young lamia. Be careful, they can't control how much venom they let out when they bite at the age, so they're quite a bit more poisonous than the adults.
>>44559576
It's a snake girl of the "as big as a real snake" type, which is kind of rare but they do appear here and there in art.
>>44559607
/tg/ approved!
>>44559619
>>44559598
POISONOUS AND VENOMOUS ARE NOT THE SAME THING
EDUCATE THYSELF
>>44558140
A thousand times this>>44558154
>>44559598
Iik. Ok, very poisonous, got it. I've never been really fond of snakes, not sure if I could raise a lamia. But hey, both fairies and lamia can make for great companions, right?
>>44559637
My apologies, you knew what I meant you pedantic fuckwit.
I've been up for close to 40 hours straight and was just trying to make a cute joke while I decompress before bed. Thank you for reminding me how fucking useless I am though.
>>44558140
I have ranks in linguistics, I can forge a contract that would make even the trickiest fae weep.
>>44559607
>>44559619
>>44559628
Ok, fuck that, forget what I said here >>44559649
I could totally raise her if she was that adorable, and if I could teach her to play D&D and Shadowrun. We would finally be three players. Maybe I could even get her a tiny PS4 controller for late night gaming.
>>44559628
Would you DM for a tiny lamia?
>>44559722
OF COURSE I FUCKING WOULD! Why would I not? I can always find some time in the weekend to DM for my tiny lamia! Hell, I'll get her her very own private dice set!
>>44559722
The only thing I'd have trouble with would be to not get overprotective of her desu
>>44559660
You aren't useless, anon. You've brought me joy in discovering DM'ing for tiny lamias.
>>44559753
Oof, yeah. I can imagine that would be a problem. That, and biting.
>>44558133
Not if she has butterfly wings. Bugs are gross.
>>44559809
What's wrong with butterfly wings? Besides, most fairies are portrayed as having bug wings either way, so if that's true, you're kinda out of luck there.
>>44558213
As far as the Wizard is concerned, what he does is mundane.
>>44558133
All know that fairies are babby loli snow elves.
how did she get in when I didn't invite her?
>>44559850
She was hiding in a bag carried by one of a group of people you invited in earlier.
>>44559850
I just fucking realized that. How the fuck did she get in...?
>>44559523
>>44559607
>>44559619
>>44559628
would these be magical realm-y to implement as a legit race?
>>44559863
your mosquito net is broken
>>44559913
Depends on how you implement them.
>>44559924
But I live in the north, we don't need mosquito nets. I smell shenanigans!
>>44559944
probably as some kind of fairie or nature spirits
(Fairies in our setting are human souls which merged with insects , a lamia would be the same except with sneks)
>>44559974
in this case your window/wall/fairy net is broken
>>44559974
>we don't need mosquito nets
There is your problem. Clearly you do.
>>44559913
Not really. Just don't actually sexualize them and they won't be at all.
>>44559995
as far as I know , i heard that lamias have a habit of seducing humans?
>>44560002
Yeah, but those are the big ones. And even those wouldn't be magical realm if you avoided sexualizing them. They also happen to already be present in many settings.
![lamia0a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ms6ghKh.jpg "lamia0a[1].jpg")
>>44560002
Due to their small size, they don't have a habit of being succesful in their seduction though.
>>44560002
Depends on the setting. In some they just eat babies. In others they or horrible monster that worship a goddess of pregnancy/mutation/birth. And then in some they like to kidnap men to use as breeding slaves.
>>44560030
And in some they're just good and honest citizens, you racist shitlord.
>>44560039
How does that conflict with the things I said?
>>44559984
>>44559989
...shit. Gonna have a look around the house, see if there really is a breach. Gonna give her a cookie at least. I'll report back later.
>>44558133
Yo little fairy what sort of pissant effort was that with that half rhyme? shit's whack
>>44560046
It doesn't strictly, but you only noted the negative aspects. Don't bully the snakes, anon.
>>44560051
If you're not back in 10 min I'll assume what ever scary things that are out side that she's running from found a way in too and ate you.
>>44560039
*Specieist
>>44560059
Hey, that last thing on the list is arguably a positive.
>>44559995
>master1200
Anon no
>>44558133
Not this shit again, the last time my home got destroyed
>>44560062
Ok, back. found an open window on the kitchen. Locked it, secured it with salt and iron, just to be safe. Fairy still here, busy eating that cookie. Keeping an eye on her, and outside. I think I saw something move a moment ago.
>>44560115
Better salt all the entrances to your house. Might even want to salt the door to your room and hide under the covers.
>>44558154
>>44559638
That's where you're wrong, there's a person corralling you into behavior unsuitable to both species and a faerie is shorter in lifespan, economies are not helped through mingling even if there would be attraction.
>>44560110
What the fuck happened last time? O.o
>>44560130
Sounds like an idea. I'm salting the fireplace first. Told the fairy why, she agreed. Good thing I have a lot of salt, I can sacrifice it.
Oh GOD! Something's scratching at the window! AND THE DOOR!
>>44560154
Quick! Take the fairy and get under the covers! NOW!
>>44560162
All windows and air vents salted with a thick line. Under covers with fairy, computer and an axe. They're all over the house, I can hear them trying to find a way in. They're angry, very angry. Or maybe it's just one, and it's very fast? Fairy doesn't know what it is, only that it's a bad, bad thing. Send help.
>>44560154
Turns out that the last time they pissed off a fucking dragon
>>44560187
Just stay calm and don't go out from under the covers till morning no matter what. I send help when I can but I can't get a hold of any of my contacts at the guild right now.
>>44560154
>O.o
>>44560204
Awesome... How'd you deal with the dragon?
>>44560216
Sure. Fine by me. It's a little hot under the covers, but I'll manage. I warn you though, it's cold up here. Pack warm clothes, lots of rations and fire magic. I've got plenty of food myself, so I'll survive for a while.
>>44560244
Noted, already got a fix on your location with a spell trace. Hang in there Anon. We'll get you out of there.
>>44558133
>Look to my left, there's big 'ole Murdertroll performing maintenance on his many cybernetic augmentations, mumbling "claws goes out; claws go in..." over and over again. It helps him keep sane, he says.
>Look to the other side of the corridor, in that small room there's our mage, his hell hound pet and his regular old-time partner spirit; all three with an unhealthy habit of putting things on fire and watching them burn. It soosthe them, they pretend.
>Think of the living room where our decker-cum-rigger is probably jacked in in the Matrix, his lovingly modified drones waiting for the occasion to get to work and him to get creative with indsustrial equipment. All in the name of science, of course.
>Look at myself in the mirror, going to sleep with enough guns on my person/in easy reach to arm a small squad. You never know when they'll come for you...
You're really sure you want to come in here because it's safer, little pixie? There's a goddamn wizworm out there, or what?
>>44559483
You don't know how fairies work do you?
He says he'll grant you any favor if you let him in. You invite him in. Because you willing accepted him into your home its HIS home as well now. His home means his rules and his rules are numerous and arbitrary to a fault. Break any one and its a painful death. That favor by the way? He never said when he'd let you cash it in. Maybe after you're dead and he assumes your corpses silence is letting him off the hook for it.
Horseshoes above your door people.
>>44559080
Jesus fuck! What the hell is that?
>>44560326
A fairy, obviously.
>>44560326
Some weeboo shit, disregard it.
>>44560273
...I think it's right above me. It's too silent.
>>44560370
Just stay calm, don't move and hold the fairy close in a comforting manner.
>>44559523
>>44559607
>>44559619
>>44559628
Is this male or female?
>>44560017
is that supposed to be a post apocalyptic snake girl or just Pittsburgh?
>>44560408
Could also be one of the nicer parts of Detroit.
>>44560383
IT WAS A TRAP! IT WAS A TRAP! THE FAIRY WAS COHORTING WITH THE ASSHOLE! SHE SCREAMED AND THE THING ATTACKED! THREW MY BLANKET AT IT AND ESCAPED OUT THE FRONT DOOR! SHE YELLED "GET HIM" OH DEAR GOD MY LEG IT SCRATCHED MY LEG IT BURNS
>>44560430
Damn it, find a place to lay low, we are only a few minutes away. We're coming as fast as we can.
>>44558133
There is absolutely no possible way this could go wrong.
>>44560456
mY LEGs aRe NoT here anyMORE WHErE IS here so cold so hungry so much hate
>>44560518
I'm sorry. We have you in our sights. We're "rescuing" you now. Good bye. *crack*
>>44558213
No. No no no no no no no.
Don't deal with the fae. Having a fae owe you is almost as bad as owing a faerie.
It's a trick. It's a ruse. That is what they do. That is who they are.
>>44560393
Does it matter? It's not big enough for you to fuck it, anon.
>>44558133
Look you, I'm a scion of Heimdal. I know how this works. And you should know how *we* work. Last group of fae to try something funny by feeding one of us got a bit of a shock when he not only didn't fall unconscious, but also revealed that he was Tuatha. Now, I don't know what game you're playing, but I'm too busy focusing on the legitimate threats and problems to humour you. Like that fucking Apep entity who's managed to turn two other scions into its meat puppets. So, how about you find some nice, gullible mortal to fool, and I'll conveniently forget that I can literally shoot the wings off a gnat with one eye closed and my hands tied behind my back. Sound good?
>>44558133
Give her some toilet paper, roll her up in that like a comfy motherfucker, place her in nightstand, leave it open, read good night story.
>>44560644
For some reason when you said roll her up I imagined you were gonna smoke her and probably get super high.
>>44560665
Nah, every one know that to get really high off fairies you have to snort the dust on their wings.
>>44560644
I feel like Fairies are super lucky when it comes to easy-access to cozy-ass situations. Imagine being in a drawer full of giant clean socks.
PS I'm going to fuck that fairy. http://exhentai.org/g/75161/99b5c56e08/
>>44560594
Yes, but there is a difference. If it is female it needs only a temporary male visitor to breed more faeries, but if it is male we need to get a permanent female to the collection.
>>44560674
Huh. Sleeping bags for days. Suddenly the missing socks make sense.
>>44560673
>Chop off wings
>Dry wings
>Crush dried wings
>Smoke wings
>>44560689
Fairies steal socks because they need sleepingbags for outside. They need fresh ones once theirs get drity because they don't want to go too close to rivers/ponds because the fish could mistake them with an insect, and a wet sock is too heavy for them to lift anyways.
Added to headcanon.
>>44560717
>take a walk outside in the woods
>Suddenly find tons of old dirty socks covered in a strange dust
>you find some of your own missing socks
I'd be freaked out, but also very curious.
>>44560408
>>44560422
...There's cute snake girls in pittsburgh and Detroit? That's it, I'm moving back north.
>>44560594It needs to be said, it could totally do some interesting things with it's tail if it wanted to.
>>44560717
>>44560773
They must prefer black ones. All my black socks disappear way faster than the white ones.
>>44559523
The funnies thing is when she rolls herself into the towel.
>>44558133
Unless she's male, the only response from my gay character is to sigh, look down at the lizardfolk and druid he's already snuggling, and tell her to join the club.
>>44560698
Nah nah, the shit looses near all its quality if ya do shit like that. It's gotta be 'freely given' or it looses all its potency and then you just a nigga snortin glitter up your nose.
>>44558133
Welp, I'd say the best answer is to get out Ol Faithful, tell the fae not to come in and go a'smitin whatever its runnin from.
Pic very related
>>44561062
i hadn't even noticed that.
>>44558133
Dimitri does not trust the faries. Kick the fucker in the gut
Well, we're really shorthanded, so welcome aboard.
I ought to warn you, I'm going through some ugly PTSD here, so behave or I swear I'll feed you to my magic eating glove.
>>44558133
Sure.
Because however scary it is out there, my PC is confident that she is the scariest thing on the block. It's only natural other things would want her protection.
Spend the rest of the night/morning in good mood due to the inadvertent flattery.
>>44558133
Freak out because fairies are the stuff of legends where he lives and though he's seen some supernatural shit, this is still way out of the left field for him.
>>44558133
>pic related
Let her, but make her promise to give m several units of fairy dust in the morning. Arcane experiments and all that good stuff.
>>44558133
My character thinks about what he knows of fey, and decides this is probably a Pixie of some sort. Resolute in the belief that, worst comes to worst, he can kill or at the very least teleport away from a Pixie, he allows the Pixie to sleep here.
>>44558133
I have a horseshoe over my door. She's not getting in here.
>>44561891
>hurr durr, le dungeon cooking manga face!
>>44559480
Or the dnd players because of that setting.
>>44558133
Yeah, sure. Come in. Sorry for the gunfight outside.
So. Tell me all about magic, and I'll get the lab fired up.
>>44558133
>Hear tiny voice
>Go over to turn on lamp, knock over my jar of salt
>Fuck
>Get on my Iron bottom shoes because safety first
>Hear something squish underneath my feet
>It's the fairy
>FUCK
>mfw I just killed tinkerbell.
>>44558133
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE TANK ITS CRAMPED AS IT WAS BEFORE YOU CAME IN HERE. SLEEP IN THE BARREL OR SOMETHING, JUST NOT HERE.
>>44558133
>"fairy"
>>44558140
>owes me a favor
>trusting a fairy
Good luck.
>>44559358
I think you can just click-drag out a corner
>>44558133
Well, seeing as most of the time my guy sleeps in a box on the streets when he is lucky enough to find one and has only strings of bad luck, he invites the fairy into his box, duct tapes it shut again, and lets the fairy sleep in a coat pocket while keeping his only remaining hand on his pistol.
>>44558133
"I'm very sorry, but I don't believe in fairies."
>>44558133
Well assuming hre size i "normal" i rule terms im glad to hep her.
if its more like tinkerbll i hlp anyway but wih less vigor.
by the way, whats her harisma score??
