>You've misplaced the keys to your plate armor
CALL THE LOCKSMITH
Why the fuck did I put a lock on my armor?
>>44547715
You sure? You already checked in the usual spots and retraced your steps when you last had them?
I mean, it'd be no big deal if they just charged you $15-35 like it was any other key, but dealerships now are putting fancy microchips in all these fucking keys, even if your plate armor doesn't have any chip-related tech in it, so they can charge you fucking $900 for a new key.
>>44547761
To stop people getting into it.
>>44547681
>using plate armor
>not using superior cloak
>not simply striking from the shadows and slipping away unseen
>laughingrogues.jpg
>>44547786
Well, it's working.
>>44547761
protect yourself from the Bodysnatchers
>>44547800
So in this /tg/-setting, people seal themselves away in armour to stop their bodies getting snatched.
> wearing armour
> not charging into battle naked so you can fully enjoy the pleasures and bloodlust of battle.
Yous is cowards
>>44547681
I'm going to assume that the key is to a container in which all the pieces are kept.
If that is not the case, could someone point out where the lock is supposed to be?
>>44547997
>If that is not the case, could someone point out where the lock is supposed to be?
Near the engine block.
