>A young noble tries to hide his shame has his tenga eggs disguised as Faberge Eggs, jeweled on the outsides beautifully
>The palace is robbed and the eggs find their way into a dungeon as top tier loot
>your party finds them and opens them
How do they react?
>>44547493
>my barbarian eats the eggs
>>44547493
Aren't they one use only?
>>44547493
Smite the unholy artifacts
>>44547738
They're supposed to be.
>>44547916
Like do they rip on use? or can you clean them out like a normal light
I guess I cast detect magic then identify, because I don't know what that is
>>44547493
Use the insides, return the outsides to the prince and gain reward
He can't say anything about the eggs insides outloud
>>44547934
They're super-stretchy and probably tear on use, or have microtears that can breed lots of nasty shit that comes from and off your dick.
It's probably mostly a hygiene thing.Or a money-grubbing thing.
>>44547934
I think they'll just dry out and loosen and stuff.
Kind of like real women.
What's a tenga egg?
>>44548118
What these things lay.
>>44548118
It's a masturbation device that's a small, inconspicious elastomer (a very stretchy material) egg. You unwrap it and it has a hole, and then you stick your dick in it. It's stretchy but very elastic, so it feels good. It's one use only, normally.
That prince be fucking vile.
>>44547975
This. It would get you off in two different ways.
Reminds me of the time we had to search for a dragon's sex toy. Turned out some guy was using it as a weapon and didn't even know what it was.
>>44547493
>>44547975
>Remove insides
>Replace with a drawing of the King, looking very disappointed
>Return to noble for hefty reward
>>44547493
>>44547738
>>44547902
>Read these posts
>Assume tenga eggs are some sort of D&D item I've never heard of
>Presumably something unholy and taboo that might tempt a corrupt young noble
>Use google to find out what they are
>Oh hey, a tutorial video........
>.......................
>Fuck you OP. Fuck you with a broken glass bottle.
>>44551766
My little Anon can't be this pure.
