Well guys, its been far too long since I promised that I'd do another one of these. No time like the present though.
Reminder, this is stuff that's happened in Real Life. Much more fun that way. Shall we begin?
Better post a few things I have saved to start things off.
This isn't /b/.
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Exactly. So leave. These threads have been here longer than you.
>>44546099
Gropey's many escapades are a goldmine for this sort of thing.
>>44546182
I have a few.
>>44546361
Then by all means, post away.
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>>44546950
This definitely sounds like Houston.
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>Walking home from high school a few years back
>I turn the corner and see a raggedy looking guy on a bike
>He stops and asks if I have a phone he can use
>Nervously say yes and take it out
>He gives me a phone number and tells me that he's not familiar with the area and needs his brother to pick him up
>After a short, awkward phone call, the guy's brother is on his way to the local library
>Before he leaves, he tells me that if I'm ever lost in New York, I have his number
