We thank you for dispatching that group of bandits. In return here are ten of our finest Llamas in payment.
thank you for the dinn- I mean pet we will treasure forever and ever.
>>44538324
How alarming.
>>44538324
I thank you good mayor, but as a Knight of Alpaca it is in my creed not to partake in the sinful practice of llama.
>>44538324
>Not "ten of our finest Lamias"
I burn the village down.
Is there someplace in town I can get one painted black with fire detailing?
Prefer a llamagirl to be honest.
Or well, another player had one, and it seemed pretty nice.
>>44538324
Do I get to name them? This is important.
>>44538623
I couldn't imagine why not.
>>44538634
Then I shall name them after the 10 warhorses that Krampus uses to pull his chariot as he purges all the impurities from the world: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Comet, Cupid, Vixen, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolf, and Olive.
>>44538324
This was not part of our agreement.
We were promised ten llamas and forty sacks of grain!
>>44538786
I'm not familiar with Olive.
>>44538623
Of course.
>>44538987
How silly of me. Here is your grain
>>44538987
Then I think you would find it is part of your agreement.
>>44538786
>tfw you realize Donner and Blitzen means thunder and lightning
>>44539008
>>44538324
A LLAMA? HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!
>>44538473
Second.
im so horny ill fuck anything
>>44538786
that movie is so fucking terrible please dont see it
>>44539478
Should I be worried? My wife wants to see it, which means I'm probably going to go see it whether I want to or not.
>>44539478
There's a movie?
>>44538404
not having a sweet pack-llama set up
>>44538324
They are money I don't have to carry. I accept.
>>44538485
this guy gets it
>>44538324
awesome thats a pretty good reward for a few bandits
unless nobody in this setting uses llamas for anything
>>44539035
thats one sack.
>>44539478
thanks mysterious review man
>>44538324
In gold that is about 5 to 10 thousand.
Probably more considering the investment it is.
>>44539571
come to think of it sack isent a very precise measurment
>>44539571
Gunther, get the other 39!
>Gunther obeys and gets the rest of them
>>44539596
I got a precise measurement for you hanging between my legs.
>>44539035
Better check the smell.
May be rotten.
>>44539583
are llamas a lot more valuable then sheep or is the inflation in this setting just really high
in 3e a sheep is worth 2 gp
but yeah the resources to be harvested will make it a pretty good reward.
I actually dig that. It's a renewable, sellable resource (wool) that can pack our stuff and any valuable wounded.
But not you, John. You lay in the lamaless, unwoolen dirt and you die.
>>44539634
2 gold is a good inn room in 3e too, which just means they have no idea how much an actual livestock, even a cheap sickly one, costed at the time.
Your avarage sheep, a common and easy to breed animal, should be around 30 per sheep. A cow could go in the price range of 60 to 100 gold considering the huge investment it is.
Considering these are fine quality llamas, a relatively hard to breed and fine woolen animal the price should be quite high. Though that also depends where we are. For instance, a horse would be of incredibly high value in western europe but go to hungary and some parts of asia and you'll get one relatively cheap.
>>44539728
i suppose your right prices for mundane items is one thing the designers could never seem to get right.
>>44539634
>>44539728
They can also defend themselves. Since these are fine quality llamas i'm sure they have acid spit property bred into them.
...
In fact, why do the village needs you anyway? Ten acid spitting llamas should be enough to scared off a group of bandits.
>>44539865
my guess is they just wanted to get rid of them because the maintenance of acid spewing llamas are through the roof, i kind of don't expect the average small village to be able to take care of ten of them for an extended amount of time.
>>44538324
Sorry to sound ungrateful, but you wouldn't happen to have any alpacas instead, would you?
>>44538324
>Take Llamas
>Find free land, set up a Llama ranch, breed two generations.
>Milk the females, slaughter some of the males and females who can't breed well.
>Sell their fur and meat at the market.
>Rinse and repeat.
>Retire from adventuring for good with your up and running Llama ranch/farm, or use it as a source of income to fuel your adventures and stockpile more gear and magic shit.
>>44539080
Yeah, weird.
>>44538324
I give my new found llama a cuddle whilst my companions start verbally fighting the questgiver.
I send the Llamas to my fief, where my peasants will see to raising and tending to them forthwith. I can collect the money made off their wool through taxes.
>>44540030
>set a part of the llama farm to breed war-llamas
>train them in guerrilla warfare
>give them precision spitting training
>>44541109
And then mix them with black dragons so it's acid spit?
>>44539080
>>44540038
>somewhere out there a poor anon did not read it in their voices
>>44541151
Why not feed them really really sour olives throughout their existence?
>>44541211
Dunno, fantasy setting; dragons came to mind first.
>>44538491
>Oh good sir, I only have one of these, and she is my wife.
>But for the service you rendered us, it shall be done.
>Come here, Deniélle, you're to service this gentlem... I'm sorry, but what are you, exactly?
>>44539555
Every setting needs clothing and beasts of burden for mountains.
>>44538324
Do any of them have hats? If any of them have hats we are leaving town right now or earlier.
>>44539478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOGTeOpzr7A
>>44539596
>You decided to help a village which hasn't been conquered by the empire and their universal weight and scales system Overlord.
>We will die before being measured by his Cubit Legions!
>My brother was furlonged by them... He, he took his own life afterwards.
>>44540030
and when you need help sell some to some adventurers for assisting you. THE CIRCLE CONTINUES!
>>44541151
>Make them chew peyote 4 hours a day.
>Release them unto your foes.
>???
>Profit!
>>44543052
>Adventuring used to be a lucrative career
>Back in the day, the going rate for saving the kingdom was a third of the land and the princess' hand in marriage
>Now you just get fobbed off with fucking llamas all the time
>I hate llamas. They're grumpy, smelly, spitting assholes
>Their meat doesn't even taste all that good
>I need a new job
>>44543153
Whoops, meant to link to >>44543059
>>44539062
Oh God, the memories.
>>44538324
Hmmm...
>>44539865
>>44539917
>>44541109
Wow, llamas sure are useful. Which means... Okay, boys! Next stop, Crazy Hassan's! He can probably use these Llamas as genetic stock to breed wool camels or something.
>>44543442
You can cross dromedery camels and llamas. The hybrids are fertile so you could form an entirely new stock from them.
WELCOME TO CRRRRAAAAAAZY HASSAN'S USED CAMEL EMPORIUM! WE HAVE NEW MOUNTAIN CAMEL!
>>44539555
that'd be best of all. If nobody uses llamas at all you're about to become the richest goddamn farmer in the world. More wool than sheep, plus viable milk, and that's not even counting the meat. All exclusive to you.
>>44543442
He's a step ahead of you buddy.
>>44538324
And then the heroes took up llama herding, and created the first nomadic culture.
>>44538473
How about the joys of compromise?
>>44547231
Acceptable.
>>44547231
I'd fug /10
>>44547231
Flawless victory.
>>44540030
>>44541109
>>44541151
I hope someone makes a civ with this idea.
>>44547231
I hope someone makes a civ with *this* idea.
>>44542957
Nah it was more like an anthro llama woman. Like she wore clothes and walked upright and had a long neck, and seemed like a great gf.
>>44544884
or nobody will buy it because there all to used to sheep
could go either way
if your not afraid of being evil you could try and find a plauge to kill off all the sheep then you will be the only source of wool
>>44538324
I mean why would you not discuss payment at the beginning
>>44541165
Well, not everyone's into obscure weebshit like you.
>>44554967
Not that guy, but you must have had a sad childhood to not have seen that movie.
>>44553613
Llamas also protect lambs from foxes and shit, they can adopt a herd of sheep and kick the ship out of any fucking fox that tries things.
Llamas are the best.
>>44539609
Is it the standard measurement the cubic millimeter is drawn from?
>>44554967
>American movie
>weebshit
>>44560373
oh snap
would probably have been better if it was not quite so retardedly small make it a centimeter but still.
>>44560728
Coincidentally that's also the exact same thing you ask God.
>>44543002
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrl!
>>44539571
>One sack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BpnX_102lg
>>44539661
Plus control of llamas is the key to military dominance here in the pre-Columbian Andes. That is where/when we are, is it not?
>>44560332
That'd be fucking adorable if it were real.
Any proof of it?
I played an old farmer looking for a change of scenery once, a herd of 10 finely bred llamas would have been a reward delightfully received.
>>44538324
I'm okay with this.
>>44538324
Wow that is a legitimately nice reward.
Welp time for the game to become about llama farming than adventuring.
How intelligent are these things anyways?
>>44561894
They have an actual INT score.
>Watch a few vids
>They like 1/5 videos involve alpacas trying to mount people
someone explain this to me.
>>44538324
They're a little bit restless. How do you calm a llama down?
>>44562098
Humans are sexy.
>>44562098
Alpaca's are the humans of the dromedary world
How do you measure the quality of a Llama.
>>44562743
Size of its bollocks.
>>44561642
>You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker.png
>>44562827
Kk what about female ones.
>>44563240
I don't understand the question.
>>44539728
>For instance, a horse would be of incredibly high value in western europe but go to hungary and some parts of asia and you'll get one relatively cheap.
Depends on the horse, though. People assume all horses are the same, but in fact Medieval warhorses are practically extinct, the last extant strain being Friesian workhorses. And anyone who has ever seen one knows those fuckers are absolutely huge. Reminds me of the bad history we used to get taught: About Medieval knights cruelly burdening their horses with all that armour. A Friesian wouldn't even notice.
>>44563264
What if I have female Llamas. How do I tell if I have good ones?
>>44563389
Size of its bollocks.
>>44563387
First I've heard of medieval horses being tortured by heavy Armor.
>>44539616
Are we still talking about grain or are we back to llamas?
>>44560864
Pinko was ripped over that sack not being full
