Stat...
>>44538132
mepleaseyeahwe'veseenthetrailerhahahahahayeahdieinafire
>>44538146
...this character for me.
>>44538166
Hm. Looks like a human fighter, mid-to-high level judging by the fancy looking gear.
>>44538201
...please.
>>44538207
Oh, D&D not your jam?
In Time Wizards!, his powers would likely be Drawing the Blade, Donning the Armor, and possibly Defending the Justice.
>>44538132
me
>>44538132
No.
>>44538266
I find Sloths to be simultaneously adorable and terrifying.
>>44538207
...kind...
Okay. I'll admit. This thread was pretty good. If only because it reminded me of that video where someone dubbed over the sloth with screaming.
>>44538865
Link please.
>>44538897
I'll see if I can find it. It just kinda popped up in the my facebook news feed earlier.
>>44539010
Thanks.
I could only find it on face book and I can't post a facebook link on 4chin
so
sorry
if you wanna find it the page called 'humor page' posted it
Stat this tooAD&D ruleset
>>44539260
1d4 HP
AC 20
>>44539252
It's not there.
>>44538132
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —
>>44543299
That took way too long.
>>44538132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rHm8GbTHyE
>>44545018
>the joke
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>your head
