Were you ever falsely accused to have created a magical realm?
Sort of. Had the only male character and was accused of trying to set up a harem when I wasn't.
>>44527262
wut
Were all the other players men?
>>44526905
No, it's always been intentional
>>44530487
No, women playing female characters, me playing a male character.
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>>44526905
At least twice a session. It was a running gag we had though. They players usually declared new npc's, and some times random inanimate objects to be my fetish. Anything's funny if you say it enough.... well... ok, it got pretty lame actually.
Oddly, no matter how many illithids, octopus's, homebrew tentacle monsters, or octo-maids they encountered they never guessed that tentacles were my thing. I MIGHT have suspected that they knew and intentionally avoided drawing attention to it, except they were all a huge group of idiots that forgot how their characters work EVERY week, even after playing their characters all the way to lvl 9. The mage didn't know how his spells worked (no matter how many times they cast them. I mean like firebolt!), the Monk never knew how many ki points he had, and didn't know how many attacks his flurry of blows gave him no matter how many times I told him or showed him the page for looking it up, the rogue had no idea how to qualify for sneak attack, the ranger was always trying to cast wizard spells but didn't want to take a level of wizard or share any scrolls he found with the wizard, and the bard would start encounters. Like lots of encounters. Like the party would open a door, and there'd be monsters there. Turn 1 on the fight, the bard would then run off in an unexplored direction and aggro more monsters that weren't already aware of them all. Did he return to the party then? No. Did the party let him get killed alone? No. The party would chase after him, so it didn't matter if the bard would lead the new monsters back or not. So they'd be fighting two groups of monsters, and the encounter would be enough to be just a little too hard for them. Bards turn #2: aggro a third group of monsters from some other unexplored room. The bard never learned, the party never got angry at him, and they were remarkably bad at tactics in general.
So yeah. I think they were too dumb to hide it if they actually knew.
>>44534789
Sounds like you were the MC of your own harem. And like a true MC, it was coincidence, and you didn't even know it.
>>44535657
Well to be fair things got pretty magical at times with that group. In my defense though I always tried to avoid it while they ran headlong into it. I could just as easily accused them of trying to create a realm of the magical kind.
i was accused of being a furry half way through the campaign, truth is im not i just love the look of beast races and love creating complex societies that match them i really have more of a anthropology fetish than anything
>>44526905
....not "falsely," no.
>>44536351
Story time?
Yes. Dude thought I had a cross dressing fetish because I bought a disguise kit and used it to convince the nun school that our dwarf was a girl and totally not a guy.
>>44537088
Over the course of all the games with that group? More than I care to tell in just one thread. In relation to what they accused me of though, two separate instances from two different campaigns my character ended up in sort of harems with their characters.
Pretty much any and all magical realm straying was their fault though, as said. If anything ever happened between my character and theirs, they were the initiator.
I mean, I did DM a game of MAID over the Summer...
>>44526905
Whenever I play anything other than human/elf/dwarf
Whenever tentacles are involved like with mind flayers
Whenever there's a monster npc that's not killed on sight
Whenever I play a female character
Whenever I talk to a female character in a romantic/sexual/seductive/persuasive way
Whenever my character is wearing little to no clothing
Whenever I play a druid or other shapeshifter
Whenever I have a familiar
I need to find a better group, these people play too safe and are too reactive to anything that happens. We're playing 5e right now and the setting is about on par with Skyrim in terms of creativity.
>>44536351
after reading your post, I would like to direct yoou to >>44535657
>>44537333
you are That Guy
jesus fuck, i can smell you through the internet
>>44537463
Fucking kej I saw that
>>44535622
>The foolhardy but accident-prone bard that always screws up and makes the party pay for his actions all the time but in the end always forgives him
That actually sounds endearing
>mfw I inserted my fetishbait strong amazonian woman into my Dark Heresy game as the group's Inquisitor
>mfw nobody ever caught on and they even liked her as a character because of her badassitude
I only put her in the game because I only had character art for that type of character and I couldn't be fucked to go hunting for a good inquisitor portrait. Everything worked out well in the end, though.
>>44537333
>>44537529
Individually it may be okay. But you are the definition of that guy.
Made a sort of amazon jungle type area inhabited by insect based people. They were more insect than anything and only around half were intelligent to any degree and only the spiders and ants were sapient.
The spiders were met first. Immediately get accused of femdom and giantess because the females while fewer are on average twice the size of the males (sexual dimorphism common to spiders) gets worse since i figure physically stronger and more significant figures would be in places of power while the numerous males get relegated to positions of inferior consequence or war. Make them warrior like and have societal promotions follow victories in battle. This partial enforces the female positions of power but lets certain males achieve status. Get called on harem for the successful males being wanted more than unblooded males during mating season.
>>44538296
They get to the ant people. Again called on femdom of society because while being shorter than 3 feet and gangly looking they're extremely strong and no male in sight. After some diplomacy they get to the queen. Again get called out on femdom because the queens running the show. Get called on pregnancy cause other than being the whole species leader she's constantly popping out kids. They find out theres only one male ALLOWED to live in their society. The king who's job is to keep the queen turning out babies to fight off the superior spider tribe.
>>44538316
They finally just want me to hand over my notebook so they can cruise through and see what i created. got really caught up on the "voluntary castration" male scorpions have to do during mating.
Have to show them all the books and webpages i had to research to make that entire arm of the campaign. Had to explain that each and everything they're calling me on was actually what those species did IRL and i was just doing my best to translate it to game.
completely ignored the stag beetles being massively armored and with huge pincers for males only as well. Whizz past societies that have equal standing for all as well. Just glad i axed the idea of ladybugs so i wouldn't have traps labeled to me as well or some shit. 2 hours of them picking out perceived magical realms and me having to show proof its not magical realm its legit they just said fuck it and had me axe that entire continent. 6 months of work to keep the campaign going gone.they never figured out my magical realm was horror waifu's and insect girls
>>44538296
>>44538316
>>44538341
Shit, man, I have a marsupial race that draws from hyenas and seahorses to have the females evert their clitorises into pseudopenises to penetrate the males' pouches and deposit the joeys for nursing, and I haven't been called on any kind of magical realm.
Why the hell are your players so hair-trigger?
>>44535605
Quality post.
>>44538296
>>44538316
>>44538341
I don't understand why they were so peeved by your stuff to be honest.
Did you make your encounters sexual in any way shape or form? What the hell happened?
>>44538543
Because they have magical realms and are extremely overt with them while thinking they're being quite stealthy. I imagine they've been called on it plenty of times before so they're just paying it forward. They're not my players anymore for obvious reasons.
>>44538591
Encounters were non-sexual entirely. They just started asking questions OOC and it spiraled out from there. Suppose i could have left gray areas in description but shit not being fledged out grinds me.
>>44538627
Then it was not even a magical realm, because you weren't pushing your fetish onto them. It would've been MR if the insectoid people wanted to rape them, but as that wasn't the case, I really don't understand why they got triggered.
It's just a fantastical race that is different from humans, like elves, orcs and dwarves. I'm speechless.
>>44538627
You don't play with them anymore right?
>>44538677
They're just hypersensitive about it. Knowing they gotta hide their magical realm means they're gonna be on the lookout for others to fit in.
>>44538732
No. They had me axe a shit ton of research, writing, and hours cause they got paranoid.
>>44538855
>No.
That's good then. Here's hoping that you'll find a good group that won't be as shit as these guys.
>>44526905
No, but I have gotten away with magical realmery scot free without being suspected of it.
>>44538855
You still kept all your notes though right?
>>44538296
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>>44538341
If it makes you feel better anon, I would have enjoyed that setting. Then again I'm a Wildlife Biology major, so that stuff interests me.
Did you ever have plans involving vinegaroon and mantidflies, or are those generally ignored? Also I'm guessing you probably also had bees, as well since you already had a bunch of other common arthropods.
How about Dire Mantis Shrimp?
>>44538316
Why was your ant colony all female save one male? Isn't it the reverse in real life? Also, if the one male is only reproducing with the queen, from a genetics standpoint, the genetic diversity of the entire race would be awful. Natural selection would probably have them extinct fairly quickly.
>>44526905
A goat-legged orphan (devilish ancestry) that didn't have any clothes to speak of. One person flipped his shit and accused my game of being "kiddie porn" when they realized that this background character was a girl.
>>44539117
Not the person your replying to, but the vast majority of ants you see are sterile females.
>>44539129
naked orphans do scream kiddie porn though, should've at least given her a potato sack to wear or some shit then he wouldn't flipped
>>44539129
>goat-legged
>"kiddie porn"
>kiddie
>kid
lol
>>44539117
This
>>44539253
>>44539094
I had some bees in the works but couldn't pick between honey and killer. I had so many violent things i wanted something at least seemingly fluffy but i figured killer bees would be more of a fir for the enviroment. Nothing ultimately came of it from draggint my feet.
>>44539074
Yeah. Haven't had a chance to use them yet as other settings and ideas came about. There sitting in a bigass three ring binder somewhere.
My current game is a Total Magical realm. My players ASKED me to run it, because they LOVE my magical realm unironically. they think I'm a creative and resourceful GM. They wander about my magical realm marveling at it's erotic(Only from a specific perspective) wonders
>>44526905
Yes. I wanted to create some foreshadowing with aberrations attacking the world, and the only ones at the players' level were balls of tentacles whose attack was simply called "Caress".
>>44526905
Nobody in my group wants to run an aquatic/open seas pathfinder campaign because everybody keeps claiming that "it'll just end up with one of us fucking the mermaid" and then they point their fingers at me just because I suggested a high seas, swashbuckling, treasure-hunting, piracy campaign one time.
I don't know how these people make a connection between being a bunch of dudes on a boat to having fishy sex, like it doesn't have to have mermaids in it if you don't want those.
>>44537529
How so?
>>44538075
Why would it be all at the same time? I rolled a fucking halfling necromancer and when I raise a couple skeletons to trace their path moments before death like dark souls as a means to look for traps everybody called me a sicko and a creep.
>>44526905
In a quest thread, I wanted to take prisoners for food (we were lizard people)
And everyone was like 'hur dur. Fetish. magic realm'
>>44539287
I think a bigger problem is that flipper has no issue with boys on the street having nothing to wear.
>>44537580
thanks for quoting it.had a giggle
>>44540028
It's alright for animals to be naked, and since the goat-legged orphan is basically an animal from the waist down it's okay to not wear pants. But a girl walking around shirtless is inappropriate.
>>44539335
Gonna need more info, for science
>>44539335
Ahhh, Stockholm Syndrome at its finest.
When I'm a player I somehow get away with near-constant lewd and despicable behavior without having this particular accusation lobbed at me.
However when I'm running Vampire I inevitable have a player who tries to act out their fetishes on some hapless ghoul(s).
>>44537679
You would need a forgiving group with forgiving characters, which os rare.
>>44540912
>when I am a player I do lewd, despicable behavior and the GM allows it
>when other are players and you are the GM they attempt to do lewd, despicable behaviour
This doesn't seem to be any double standard, they're just following your lead.
>>44540090
>But a girl walking around shirtless is inappropriate.
Honest question, I'm not trolling... If there's no boobs, is that still inappropriate?
>>44540090
free the nipple
>>44541055
100% depends on culture and is even one of those things that seems to vary from family to family
>>44539310
For some reason I always wanted a pet goat. Call him Jester, keep him in my garden all summer long, take him into the house when it rains/turns winter, collect the mowed grass from my neighbors to feed him once my garden doesn't provide enough for him, give them some of his shit as fertilizer in return.
>>44539335
What is your magical realm?
>>44541070
I haven't been accused of bringing my MR in the games yet, but I've heard of a GM being accused of it when he made a not!african savannah tribe where most if not all women walked around bare chested...
Seeing as it happens IRL too, would a player be justified in yelling "Magical realm shitREEEEEEEEEEEE" when they happen upon such a scenario?
>>44541114
only if the GM is a man
I've never even been correctly accused, and I have no idea why not. I made a campaign setting with like nine different kind of elves to fit every possible elf-related fetish, and nobody even noticed. It's like having 30 kinds of elves is so normal now that you could give one of them dildos for hands and nobody would blink twice.
Surly Slavic Sea Elves who NTR vikings? Check.
Burly Spanish Elf Musclegirls who have to keep their word or lose immortality? Check.
Brown Subterranean Scientist NEET Elves who have to wear power armor if they want to leave home? Check.
Pale Aryan Imperial Elves who can mind control people and have a literal breeding program with human slaves to combat inbreeding? Check.
I've gotten away with it /tg/. I've made my magical realm into a setting and gaming culture is so saturated with my exact fetish that I went unnoticed like a thief in the night, like the invisible hand of some dark fetish god has shielded me from capture.
Sithis is with me, I am fucking invincible!
>>44541175
godspeed anon
>>44541055
A girl can have no ass and it'd still be innappropriate for her not to cover it up
>>44541210
To be honest we were talking about girls (underage females) and I wanted to know if it was inappropriate for a child girl not to wear anything.
>>44541175
>like the invisible hand of some dark fetish god has shielded me from capture.
>>44541236
>not to wear anything
correction: to wear only pants, without covering up her chest.
>>44526905
The stuff I like includes weird biology stuff, Lovecraftian stuff and body horror (horror in general, but body horror is definitely one of my favourite types), so I get that a lot.
Doesn't help that some of those things are also somewhat connected to fetishes I do have (or perhaps its more that since I like those things in general, I also like them in a sexy context), although I've never portrayed such things in an intentionally fetishistic context in a game.
Sometimes I just want to throw horrible monsters from beyond, gruesome and corruptive influences and creatures based on actual animals weirder than just about any fantasy monster at people.
No, but I've got NPCs that are accidentally the magical realm of others.
>NPC get her arm cut off
>Get told out of game that one guy's into amputees
>>44541175
top fucking post my man
>>44541242
in a lot of places kids running around naked isn't a big deal till they start to get a bit older
in the west many people freak out over it
>>44539488
The trick to not squicking people with necromancy is that when you summon undead to be crash dummies, don't mention any intimate details about what they did when they were alive or how they died. Interesting undead, much like interesting people, should be put to interesting uses.
>>44541114
No.
>>44541242
It's ok over here for girls to wear only pants untill they reach around 6 or seven.
> t.German
Had a new player freak out when he learned one of my other players has a 11 years old wife.
No amount of explaining that it was a purely political marriage and that he had nothing with the girl, who lived in an entirely separate household helped. The guy really wasn't cut out for our style of game.
That's really the worse that happened to me in this regard.
>>44541489
They were already married? Or betrothed?
>>44541489
Wasn't that par of the course during the middle ages?
>>44541510
The muslims still do.
>>44541501
Already married. It was a left-over from an earlier subplot, that was revolving around the player being betrothed to her, which was mostly about him finding a way to avoid the marriage. In the end, the player decided to go through with the marriage when he realized that the situation within her family was pretty dire, and he figured this would a way to save her from potentially very nasty future.
The marriage wasn't consummated, obviously. It was quite a fun subplot.
>>44541510
Yes, especially among nobility and royalty. My settings aren't exactly European middle ages, have much more of an Central Asia and Middle East flair, but I still believe this fits the theme well, plus it lead to some really interesting moral dilemmas in the process.
As I said, we were trying out a new player, and he really wasn't cut out for the kind of approach we have.
>>44541556
So he had to marry her straight away? That sounds fairly unreasonable. Couldn't he have just taken her with him to have her educated by someone in his own family? I really don't understand why the family of the little girl would have had a problem with her leaving to be instructed by another person if they were willing to have her get married already.
>>44541532
And that's saying something...
>>44541587
>I really don't understand why the family of the little girl would have had a problem with her leaving to be instructed by another person
Seriously? You don't see how a family would be willing to give away an incredibly important political asset on a slim chance that maybe, at some point in the future, she might secure them what they need RIGHT NOW, and in order for her to obtain something that has literally no value within this society?
The girl was from an impoverished noble family that was knee-deep in debts and facing possible erradication from both it's creditors and political enemies.
Establishing an alliance with another powerful house was pretty much their only chance to save the household. My player was one of the several possible suitors - the problem was, as it turned out, that the remaining two houses had their own rather grim agenda's and plans for the family.
The player's original motivation was finding any and all possible ways to avoid the marriage (as he was forced into the situation by his relatives), but when he eventually learned just how bad things were, he agreed to the marriage, as he realized the rivaling houses, that were flat out seeking to kill the child won't dare to attack her once she is officially a member of his clan.
Actually - it did turn out all a bit differently, one of the rivaling clans did attempt the assassination even after the marriage, but since she was already a member of the clan, the player had the resources to protect her and to further persecute those behind the assassination attempt.
>>44541679
To be perfectly frank, I would've just taken her in as an esteemed guest, since she is my future wife and therefore should get accustomed to our place and people: that way I can also protect her from harm and ensure that the marriage will go through in the future.
From the player's perspective, of course. In the end, it doesn't really matter if you say that you've already married her or that you're only betrothed: as long as you don't fuck an underage girl, I don't have a quarrel with you.
I would just call her my fiancé and be done with it.
>>44541242
Honestly, if you look at a flat-chested adolescent and see it as a sex thing, you need a therapist. End of.
>>44536351
That's literally how harem anime works. I approve of your unintentional harem.
>>44541755
Depends. Holding off on a marriage and giving her refuge as a guest even as a fiancée still leaves political holes. Maybe the noble family is literally on the brink and they need those family ties NOW. Taking her as a guest and saying marriage will come later, even if you get the family out of debt, still leaves the chance for the rival families to force their hand saying your just politicking and don't plan on actual marriage. This would force you to immediately have to marry, lose face and hold on to her just to deny them(social faux pas, making enemies, alienating yourself against possible future allies, and showing lack of political abilities)and possibly letting the family die, or let her go to them saving the family and letting her die. You can't strongarm in tight political situations unless you hold ALL the cards and even then you make yourself look like an ass.
>>44541874
>This would force you to immediately have to marry
Of course, this is possible because you chose to play in an eastern-type setting, where marrying children is not frowned upon. I am fairly sure that in medieval times and christian countries, doing such a thing was indeed a faux pas, but in a muslim enviroment... well, it's a whole different story.
Depends on the culture, really, and how people perceive this kind of arrangement.
I reiterate though: as long as you don't fuckor pretend to fuckchildren, it's fine in my book.
>>44541755
I get where you are coming from, my player had a similar intention. He was trying to push that idea, but met a fierce resistance from the girl's family, as such act would warrant protection for the child, but not for the rest of her family, and obviously, the girl's parents were primarily concerned with their own safety, the girl was really just a disposable asset to them.
The player even attempted to "kidnap" the girl, thinking of just plain hiding her somewhere (he REALLY wanted to avoid the marriage, as he was courting some other gall for quite a while at that point, but he grew attached to the child because... well, she was a kind an vulnerable child), but eventually abandoned the idea when he learned the girl really, REALLY did not want to leave her family, as that would be basically a death sentence to the rest of her clan.
As I said, it was a pretty tense micro-campaign.
I don't think I've seen any of my players be as passionate as when he got the green light from his family to act retribution towards the rival family, the one that attempted to kill the child. It was my little gift to him, really. I was impressed when he decided to go through with the marriage. It was actually a remarkable moral act from him in my eyes.
>>44541874
I can see you would understand the politics and kin relations of my world immediately. Yeah, that was very much the case.
>>44541941
Yeah, I would probably have married the little girl too. As long as I didn't have to consummate the marriage while she's underage, OOC I have no qualms with your reasoning.
Also, marrying an 11 years old doesn't preclude him the chance of just going about his business and fuck somebody else in the meantime.
You can be married to one girl and still have a lover on the side, if you are discrete about it.
>>44542018
>Also, marrying an 11 years old doesn't preclude him the chance of just going about his business and fuck somebody else in the meantime.
It does not. In fact, monogamy is not even an obligatory model within the settings, though having multiple wives is generally not considered a very sound practice for many pretty much legal reasons, as the local legislation made having multiple wives extremely financially demanding.
He was angry with the situation, because the character he was playing was a 19 years old boy with head full of idealism, and he really wanted the other girl to be his legal wife because that was the "ideal love" for him - it was the kind of uncompromising and idealistic logic that was fitting the young and somewhat naive character.
Having lovers on the side was a practice pretty much expected from a person of his status, actually.
Sadly, the gall he was courting did not take the whole situation very well, so that relationship broke off. But then again, she was a bit of a bitch from the start, my player was just too blind with love to realize.
We are currently about four years further into the campaign and a lot of this stuff is now water under the bridge. My players have been currently stuck in a war for a third year, this particular player will meet his former child bride soon for the first time in four years, she is going to be 15 soon. I think that might make up for some nice scenarios too. Provided the character survives, which given his recently more and more suicidal tendencies, is starting to look more and more unlikely.
>>44542110
Sounds like he needs a change of religion. I would go with Germanic: you get to have concubines. And you can choose them yourselves. That really helps keeping the dinasty alive, you know?
Sorry, I've been playing CK2 a little bit too much, I think.
Seriously though, I hope he's not the heir of his dynasty: a depressed man is not very suitable to be the head of the dynasty. Also... three years in a war... that's rough! Should've hired more mercs.
>>44542225
>Sounds like he needs a change of religion.
Actually, I think that is exactly what he is considering doing. He has been lately being more and more reckless and pissed at slave hunters, even though his own family made it's fortune in slave trade.
The character is not depressed. Just seems more and more zealous and reckless. I wonder what he plans.
At any rate, the war will be over soon, and he will probably be asked to start getting more involved with the family business.
He isn't the only heir to the clan, but he is considered pretty high on the hierarchy, especially since his future child will inherit the manor of the little girl's clan - or what is left of it, meaning that in the future it will be easy for him or his kids to flail most power within the household.
Yeah, three years in a war are rough, but not uncommon within the settings. It's a world with a lot steppes, deserts, great distances and low population density. And given his recently gained noble status, the player ended up being tasked with some occupation agenda in some of the reclaimed territories.
I'm personally really looking forward to ending the war ark of the campaign, and going back to more cloak-and-dagger and civil stuff. All of my players will be coming home to a very different society than they had left, and will have a lot of shit to deal with upon returning home.
>>44541175
>I've gotten away with it /tg/. I've made my magical realm into a setting and gaming culture is so saturated with my exact fetish that I went unnoticed like a thief in the night, like the invisible hand of some dark fetish god has shielded me from capture.
>Sithis is with me, I am fucking invincible!
Good show. I think you just won the thread. I can't see anything topping this.
>>44541175
That's only 4 elf subeaces. What about the other 5? I want to see if you've truly fit eveyr possible elf-fetish there.
Elves generally seem to be the race that can most easily get away with fetish stuff, though. Just look at the drow. Even in my setting elves of different types are probably the most fetishy race, although the only thing about them that's really is my fetish is one minor background detail, assuming the fact that the body type elves in my setting usually have (tall and lithe, with the females having pronounced hips) is something I find attractive in real life.
>>44539117
In real life, a queen ant mates with a male and then the male dies. The queen starts a nest producing sterile females and only produces males during the breeding season.
>>44526905
>Were you ever falsely accused to have created a magical realm?
No. I was correctly accused of creating a magical realm. What? Nymphs are an actual thing in the official Monster Manuals!
Reading all of this sure makes me happy to play with a group of adults.
I played an attractive Witch of the forest the last months, me being male and the character
being female (because a male Witch feels kinda strange to me),
and we never had any problems.
>>44542793
The above post is almost certainly a jab at Song of Swords and the various Din (elves) Whether it's the actual dev talking or someone making fun of him is a legit question.
>>44541175
somebody fucking cap this and the responses, its golden, I must have it for my collection!
>>44542995
Do it yourself fuckface.
>>44542348
Well, he should change religion only if he's independent though... otherwise he might put himself in a bad spot. His liege would probably hate him for being an infidel, as would the other vassals.
>All of my players will be coming home to a very different society than they had left, and will have a lot of shit to deal with upon returning home.
How so? What kind of game are you playing? System?
>>44542995
>>44538341
Your group sounds like a bunch of straight and narrow normies, sorry bought your luck anon
>>44543100
its beautiful...
>>44538296
>>44538316
>>44538341
The setting sounds cool, but definitely not something that you should drop on people without warning.
Imagine if in my game I decided to make a race of realistic Duckfolk. Do you think players would be ok with there suddenly being a bunch of necro gangrape in the game because that's how real ducks behave? Of course not, because we're not ducks ourselves and it's fucking weird as hell to have it come out of nowhere.
>>44541926
Anon, this happened all the time in medieval Europe. It's not unique to Eastern/Muslim countries.
>>44543338
I can't just trust your word for it, I hope you'll understand if I ask you to provide some evidence to your claim.
>>44543338
Europeans generally had pretty late marriage, think mid-to-late twenties, the only real exception being the high nobility. Even then I'm pretty sure they'd wait until the girl had at least started puberty, which back then was closer to 13-14 than 11.
Marriage of prepubescent girls has never been common or accepted in Europe.
I think octopi and squids are cool as fuck, but I don't think it'd be cool to fuck an octopus or squid, or get fucked by one.
Tentacle porn disgusts me.
That being said, every time I include anything with tentacles, the players start making magical realm jokes.
>>44541926
See, every culture did it at that time. Trying to pretend it was just asians or just muslims is almost /pol/-tier delusions
>>44543446
Can you provide proof please?
>>44538627
>>44538341
>>44538316
>>44538296
Jesus, I'd kill to have a gm like you anon. That sounds like a really fucking fun game. I'm sorry your players were such shits.
>>44543446
>Not understanding pre-enlightenment marriage law
>almost /pol/-tier delusions
You have clearly never been to /pol/. They were /his/ before /his/ existed. Actually, they're still /his/, /his/ is 90% religious/philosophical arguments and 10% imagedumps of Russo-Japanese War propaganda and arms and armor.
>>44543362
>>44543403
I didn't mean at specifically 11 years old, but young girls in general.
http://www.nairaland.com/450419/age-marriage-medieval-times-paedophilia
http://womenofhistory.blogspot.com/2007/08/medieval-marriage-childbirth.html
Do I need more sources?
>>44543437
I don't know man. Octopi and squid have an orifice just for high pressure sucking and blowing. And a liquid lights out dispenser.
>>44543563
No, this will suffice.
I guess it was more common than I thought it was. That the muslims still do it at this day and age though, is saying something.
>>44539094
> vinegaroon
I'm embarrassed to say I needed to google that. Sounded like an ethnic slur to me.
>>44543672
Oh I don't disagree, it's disgusting. At leas that anon's player didn't want to consummate the marriage, though.
My point was just that it was actually a pretty normal thing back then. AND I think they consummated as well. *shudder*
>>44543775
>AND I think they consummated as well.
That's probably what they reported with
>the marriage was consummated when they both were of age, after puberty
I'm just glad that it's not a thing anymore.
>>44543403
>Europeans generally had pretty late marriage, think mid-to-late twenties
That's completely wrong. The average age of marriage for women was about 17.
>>44543362
>>44543461
While they're exaggerating a bit about young girls about 1/3rd of european girls got married at age 14 or less
Source is http://madeofwynn.net/2013/09/23/misuse-of-the-word-medieval-part-13-most-girls-married-old-guys/
Specifically the data section found by reviewing a survey of records
>>44544031
Again, I didn't mean 11 years old specifically, but very young in general.
>>44544103
On phone, that update wasn't through yet. My bad.
>>44544173
It's all cool. Thanks for the info anyway: more knowledge is always appreciated.
>>44526905
"no"
>>44539911
I remember that we got some human whores and it looked like part of the thread was trying to devolve into lewd behavior.
