>at the sight of Rolling Pin Bridge, your party realises they have entered the Lands of the Cooks
What wonders and dangers might await an adventuring party in the Lands of the Cooks?
>>44499590
Take care lest you be forcibly enrolled in the Mad Chairman's games.
>>44499590
A scott yelling incoherently about poorly cooked food.
just go read toriko and spot the useless threads
>>44499590
Russian Roulette Dinner, like in Yu-Gi-Oh.
>>44499590
Best not make any dining faux pas. Order your steak anyway other than medium rare? Let your noodles sit till soggy? Combine your wasabi and soysauce? Prepare to get arrested. Sentence? 5 years as a kitchen scullion learning to appreciate the cooking art firsthand.
>>44499669
So in the land of gourmets there's a giant monkey on top of 100G mountain whose ball sweat is delicious and whose balls, if plucked via ritual combat, are able to make men grow breasts?
When you think about the "gourmet world" or Toriko's world too closely you realise it's really like a planescape setting based around some weird alignment system that has the heirarchy of needs on one axis and the 5 basic tastes on the other axis and the outlands is full of giant monkeys
>>44499837
>Order your steak anyway other than medium rare?
Take care not to be heard ordering a rare steak around well-done steak extremists.
"When the steak is ashes, you have my permission to dine."
>>44499957
>well done
I used to be like you. Then I tasted a medium rare steak and realized I'd never actually tasted steak before. Sure I'd HAD steak, but always so well done as to be flavorless.
>>44499957
honestly there'd be a load of weird wars going on, Rarists vs. The Well Dones, Breadist and Anti-Breadist sects, not to mention waiterists vs. the Franco-Ninjas.
Attacks by wandering cake golems
>>44499979
What if I've tasted steak on every level of cooking from well-done to literally straight from the cow, and still found undercooked meat disgusting?
If you ask me, rare steak zealots are like bronies.
>The only people who don't like MLP are those who haven't watched it!
>Not true, I watched several episodes and it's just not for me.
>Watch it more! Watch it forever!
>>44500093
Then you're one of those pour bastards that has a genetic defect meaning you got only 13% the average tastebuds and no ability to detect umami. Not even kidding here you should get checked.
The fat loss from overcooking is why well done tastes like shit to most. the reason you hate medium rare is the only real taste you get is the caramelization from the overcooking thats a little absent in medium rare.
>it's the birthday of one of the PCs
>entire town puts on an elaborate celebration with lots of sparklers for the "birthday boy"
>>44500011
>cake golems
>>44499997
>rarists vs welldonists
They don't know what true steak is. Their lack of soul will show in their shitty combat. Also let your meat sit you piece of shit.
>>44499957
That's a pretty big chef.
>>44500179
Medium rare lover are treated as terrorists and anarchists, with their ability to enrage both sides of the argument into building destroying riots by the simple act of walking into a restaurant with a portable cooker and a peice of meat hidden under their clothing.
>>44500230
Found the soulless.
Dough Slimes, lots and lot's of dough slimes.
The butter-side wars killed Millions
>>44500239
it was a matter of public order after the medium riots that marked the breakfast kings' rule, a rarist would see a person cooking a steak too much and become enraged, while the Well Dones would see an undercooked steak and equally become enraged.
Sure, there's violence when the Well Done Parades ride a pork bus through Sushi Town, but it's a lot more manageable than the chaos that used to require the Brigade De Cuisine to have to be called onto the streets.
>>44499590
Guess we picrelated now
I like my steak well done
My dad likes them medium rare
With ketchup
take care if you head north-east, the woods there are home to the vegan elves. many unprepared travellers have died for eating jerky in their domain
>>44500678
>I like my steak well done
I'm going to ask you to leave politely but firmly.
So what side am I on if I don't eat steak?
Kitchen Stadium etc etc
>>44500727
The dead side.
I don't even like steak. I'd eat beef in burgers and sausages. But I feel rare steaks as a main is not a human universal.
>>44500727
You'd probably only be welcome on the bad side of town, where the vegans and vegetarians run their gasworks.
My party requests an audience with the Wrathful God-King of the LotC,Gordon Ramsay
>>44500717
Go ahead then
>>44500727
You'd be dead. We don't take kindly to your kind round these parts.
Bands of wandering warrior-chefs that hail from the Southlands. All of them share a common lineage from the House of Wafele.
Though they may be looked down upon by their peers, few may dispute their resolve and determination, even in the face of danger. Truly champions of the common-folk.
>>44499590
We've gone over this once before.
>>44499997
still one of my legitimately favorite webcomic bits
>>44501011
>>44501021
>>44501031
>>44499630
Please. Our party is only level 11.
>>44499590
>pic related propaganda poster
>>44499590
There is just too many of them
>>44499590
A town mayor with a love of gnoll meat.
