The Godmodder is tired of 4chan wasting his life so he has only one option, attack it in the datascape. The Godmodder however is vulnerable to attack himself, don't expect your attacks to work on him however. I'll be the GM of this wild ride. Some more basic rules of this masochistic misadventure,
1: Don't argue with me, you can point out mistakes or suggest things but please don't argue.
2.You have one free attack and if you want to be a named player two charged attacks/summons.
3. The Summoning/Charged system works like this for every turn(my post) that you post you gain one charge. Your charges are usable to summon a character/characters or charge up a powerful attack. You have two of these, use them wisely.
4.Don't expect your attacks to work
5.I'll explain anything you don't understand or new mechanics
The Battlefield:
The Godmodder 100/100
The Godmodder engages his bumping ability
The Battlefield:
The Godmodder 100/100
>>44484219
Clearly he is in some sort of limbo.
The Godmodder is annoyed.
The Battlefield:
The Godmodder 100/100
>>44484114
I'm in.
>>44484236
The Godmodder has no mouth but must scream into an endless abyss
The Battlefield:
The Godmodder 100/100
>>44484273
I strike at him with a sword.
>>44484264
The Godmodder coughs awkwardly.
The fight against the Godmodder begins begins
The Battlefield:
The Godmodder 100/100
>>44484285
The Godmodder corrects the shitty spelling error due to isolation madness and blocks the sword strike with one finger, he responds in kind by attacking Ironwill with a 50 foot ethereal Buster Blade.
The Battlefield:
The Godmodder 100/100
>>44484292
I swing my sword at him!
>>44484341
Ironwill's sword is caught by the Godmodder, he yawns before crushing the sword in half.
>"You're going to need a bigger sword, or better yet a bigger brain."
The Battlefield:
The Godmodder 100/100
>>44484411
I summon a Humongous Greatsword of Giant Slaying, and attack with a mighty overhand swing!
>"Oh sh-!"
The Godmodder is crushed underneath the sword. -1
>"Ow."
The Godmodder summons a duo of skeletons to deal with you while he fumes at being so stupid as to give you an idea.
The Battlefield:
The Godmodder 99/100
Skeleton x2 50/50
>>44484513
I play the song of Healing on my enchanted Ocarina, to soothe the souls of the restless undead.
>>44484552
The Godmodder shoots the ceramic instrument out of your hands,
>"No, Bad adventurer."
One of the Skeletons charges forward with a furious assault of blade slashes.
The other pulls out a longbow.
The Battlefield:
The Godmodder 99/100
Skeleton Swordsman 50/50
Skeleton Archer 50/50
>>44484645
Uh oh. Time to style this shit. I attempt to evade the blade slashes, rip the sword out of the first skeleton's hand, and sever the bowstring of the second.
Ironwill successfully dodges all bladestrikes and even disarms the skeletons, literally. The Skeletons reARM themselves and put up their dukes for a good old gentlemanly beatdown.
The Godmodder gets some popcorn.
The Battlefield:
The Godmodder 99/100
Skeleton Swordsman 50/50
Skeleton Archer 50/50
Gonna try to repost this so hold on.
Oh it's first page nevermind.
>>44484775
I don my top hat, and engage in said good old gentlemanly beat down.
>>44484843
The Skeletons don Top Hats and Monocles, the Sword Skeleton targets your Top Hat the source of your gentlemanly power, the other studies your stance and fighting style.
The Godmodder has gotten a lawnchair and a drink as well. He appears to be enjoying himself.
The Battlefield:
The Godmodder 99/100
Skeleton Swordsman 50/50
Skeleton Archer 50/50
>>44484922
I swap stances and knock the hats off the Skeletons with a few well placed punches.
>>44484953
-1 One Sophistication for both Skeletons, they decide enough with chivalry.
The Archer Skeleton grabs you from behind and holds you back, the Swordman starts punching you in the chest.
The Godmodder slips his drink, dinner and a show. This is the life.
The Battlefield:
The Godmodder 99/100
Skeleton Swordsman 50/50
Skeleton Archer 50/50
>>44485030
I self destruct in a blaze of Glory.
>>44485030
>slips his drink
*sips
>>44485129
Ironwill explodes taking out both Skeletons...
The Godmodder coughs awkwardly...
>"Well that was anti-climatic"
The Battlefield:
The Godmodder 99/100
>>44485164
Thanks Anon as you can see I'm retarded.
>>44485179
>anti-climatic
*Anticlimactic. You don't need a hyphen.
>>44485196
The Godmodder makes a finger gun at /pol/
>"Pew"
/pol/ explodes
And suddenly out of nowhere, a mysterious figure stabs the godmodder in the back, the dagger envenomed with the almighty venom of the gods, capable of turning anyone into agirl
>>44485315
Well that's awfully nice of him.
Thanks.
>>44485315
The Godmodder just did us all a service.
Why are we trying to kill him, again?
The Godmodder yelps in surprise from the dagger, -1.
>"Ow, what-"
The Godmodder looks around to find what hit her.
>"Oh, well this isn't fun."
She regards the rest of the Anons,
>"Don't get all feely with me. I hate /pol/ as much as the rest of you, doesn't mean I'm not going to kill the rest of the boards"
Battlefield:
The Godmodder 98/100
New Years Eve what did you guys expect
Forgot to put my name.
I summon Power-Man!
>>44488575
>"You idiot, I AM POWER MAN... Or I was. So close but no cigar Anon"
She punts the Anon into the Sun,
>"Anyone else got a bright ideas?"
Battlefield:
The Godmodder 98/100
>>44488518
>>44488833
TENTACLE ATTACK
>>44488833
The Godmodder uses her bumping powers,
>"Happy New Year's Eve Anons"
She hums boredly.
>>44489336
>"This would be hot but not right now... Or can I enjoy myself... No, not even now."
She slices through the tentacles, playtime can come later.
Battlefield:
The Godmodder 98/100
>>44489616
AND YET EVEN FURTHER TENTACLES BURST FROM THEIR REMAINS, TAKING HER OFF GUARD AS THEY PIN HER DOWN AND STRIP HER, BEFORE THOROUGHLY RAPING EACH OF HER SLUTTY HOLES
>>44489688
The Godmodder watches as her decoy is ravished...
>"Okay, um this is less hot than I imagined. Um Anon, stop."
She gives the Anon retribution,
>"Hope you like tentacles in your asshole, ASSHOLE!"
The Godmodder 98/100
>>44484114
I cast itch. Compelling the godmodder to furiously dig at himself.
Hopefully it will buy us some time, and hurt a bit.
>>44490011
She scratches at herself,
>"I hate you all so much! When it's the next turn, I'll murder you all next turn."
The Godmodder can't dodge until next turn.
The Godmodder 98/100
>>44490142
Hide.
Wait for my moment..
>>44488833
>I AM POWER MAN
>POWER MAN
>MAN
>She punts the Anon into the Sun
>She
No you're not
Power Man is summoned and out-godmods you the end.
>>44490189
I warned you. Power Man is summoned, The Godmodder but male, you fucking dumbass.
>"Now, I shall fight the... Holy shit I'm a trans!"
>"It's a long story... Just help me kick their asses"
Battlefield:
The Godmodder 98/100
Power Man: 100/100
Your wish is my command
>>44490355
While Godmodder summons some trans power thing by...
I cast itch again and rehide.
>>44490414
The Godmodder's ability activates, The Curse of Repetition. Nothing can work against the Godmodder once works again. The Godmodder and Power Man snort.
>"So could you explain what happened and why a future Godmodder is a trans?"
The Godmodder hands Power Man a smartphone with this thread on it. The Power Man/Past Godmodder gets caught up.
Battlefield:
The Godmodder 98/100
Power Man 100/100
>>44490614
* Nothing that works against the Godmodder once works again. The Curse of Repetition , trademarked by GodModCORP
I fap to godmodder.
>>44490614
Frustration builds.
I toss an iPad loaded with memes from /b/.
Let them try to absorb that data.
>>44490692
The Godmodder gets some cum on her face,
-1
>"Have you ever seen a woman before?"
Power Man picks up the iPad, he looks at it.
He dies from pure /b/tardiness.
>"Oh Holy Shit, I'm..."
She stares at her corpse.
The Battlefield
The Godmodder 98/100
>>44490848
*97/100, as you can see I'm stupid.
Suddenly the battlefield is shrouded in darkness and a full moon rises out of the nothingness. A swarm of pixelated bats emerges from the nearby vector woods and assembles in needless lengthy transformation scene into the chromatic glory that is CYBER DRACULA, crowned by a digital corona of spectral colours and shrouded in a cloak of C++.
Hark! The virtual demigod of bits and bytes hath risen.
He hurls a pulsating, shapeless black mass of viruses and malware at the godmodder.
>>44491011
The Godmodder is readies herself.
>"The Sum rises Dracula"
She creates a pixelated spear made of numbers and one shots the miasma of malware and viruses . Hundreds of spears surround her. She launches the Sumlight Spears.
The Godmodder 97/100
>>44492628
She uses her bumping powers to face new foes as well as old ones.
>>44492660
Her Dark Bump Compels You!
>>44492911
Lay a DVD set of twilight at her feet. Then flee.
If she survived that..there is no hope.
>>44492963
> "I've been forced to watch it and read it. Your powers are weak."
She picks up the set and crushes it. She gets some glass shards and gets them stuck in her hands. -1
>"OW! OW, OW, OW, OW!"
The Godmodder 96/100
>>44493064
Zhuge Liang. What else is there that needs to be said
>>44493064
*Disc Shards, I'm a dumbass.
Alright ya 'umies, time ta show the lotta ya how and Ork fights! I'ma use my Chain Choppa on this ere Godmodda!
>>44493078
>>44493244
>"Sorry Zhuge, but I'm more of a Sun Tzu type of guy, but you'll always be Zhuge."
She shoots him with China's greatest invention
She smiles at Slugga Boy.
>"Finally, somebody with guts, and I'd hate to tear yours out friend."
She pulls out a Chainsword to do honorable combat. She leaps at the Ork
The Godmodder 96/100
Dare you enter my magical realm, godmodder? Enter it and you'll be forced to engage in every fetish known to anons all over!failure to enter means you declare defeatMy fetish is handholding, good luck.
>>44494113
She sighs,
>"Is sex all you guys think of? I accept."
She comes out a few days later a little worse for wear.
>"Try harder."
The Godmodder 93/100
>>44494596
The ork lunges with his chainaxe, then activates his Rokkitpak to boost towards his foe
>>I'm a rip yer gutz out ya grot!
>>44494596
I summon a group of 8 fedora wearing neckbeards to explain with smug expressions on their fat faces, how there are no gods, and what the true path of enlightment is.
>>44494904
I vomited a bit on that.
>>44494632
>>44494942
She looks mildly offended as she strikes out with her blade,
>"Grot! Well, actually I can see the size comparison... You're a big guy"
She stares in horror at the neckbeards.
>"Godbane, what have you done? Do you know the evil that which you have unleashed?"
She wishes everyone a happy New Year.
The Godmodder 93/100
The Neckbeards x8 N/A
>>44495169
She uses her dark bumping powers,
>"Happy New Year, ya chumps."
>>44495460
The Dark Power of the Bump Compels you to post.
>>44496300
>"I thought you guys didn't have lives."
>>44496413
>"So should I wait until tomorrow or just lurk here uncomfortably?"
>>44496545
I link this plane of existence to tumbler. When the portal opens I yell "nigger!!", and run away. Leaving gidmodder to contend with the howling masses of righteously enraged frumpy chicks coming through the portal.
>>44496606
The Godmodder is female, you have let Tumblrites near a female character and assume that that they'll blame her.
The Godmodder now has a sled powered by frumpy chicks.
The Neckbeards are in disbelief in women besides their mother, 2 go away to complain on Reddit
>"ONWARD TO VICTORY!"
The Godmodder 93/100
The Neckbeards x6 N/A
>>44484114
>1: Don't argue with me, you can point out mistakes or suggest things but please don't argue.
Are you sure that you are not actually the godmodder here
>>44496665
Shit. Backfired on me.
I retreat to plot more.
>>44496684
Kekked, it's because people will argue about anything and I am tired of that, so I might as well try to keep it to a minimum.
>>44496700
The skullduggery of Godbane however has caused a fight between the Neckbeards and the Tumblrites, the blood and viscera fill the air as virgins filled with rage attack women for not being their girlfriend.Their Fedoras are flung like weapons and decapitate the FemiNazis. They retaliate with stupid memes and mocking their favorite video games for not having female leads in a strong independent roles.
Whoever wins we lose.
>"So um, any chance of this being somewhat serious again?"
She is starting to become annoyed with everything being ridiculous.
The Godmodder 93/100
The Neckbeards x6 N/A
The Godmodder makes a finger gun
>"Pew"
/b/ explodes into a maelstrom of dark energy being released before finally being silenced.
>>44497130
And the Quarterback is toast.
>"So... Same time same bat-channel?"
>wakes up in middle of night
>4chan is a goddamn warzone
>Sees Giant woman destroying everything
>FML
I shoot the Godmodder with a shitty pistol I fished out of my attic.
What should i roll?
Hey! Dis here fightin iz fun! I'ma use dis new Tankbusta. The rokkitz are yella, ya grot, so they are extra explody!
Christ what a fucking ball of crap this thread is
>>44499841
Thank you anon, for your meaningful contribution.
I cast Revive on 4chan.
>>44497130
I absorb the energies of /b/
>>44497630
The Godmodder catches the bullet,
>"Are you joking, Please tell me you are joking."
She flicks the bullet into the Anon's shoulder and then throws a D20 at him.
She softly hums Giant Woman.
>>44499061
>"OH SH-"
She is thrown back by the ensuing explosion.
-1
>"Well, time for plan B"
She summons four Ultramarines, two immediately slaughter the FemiNazi and Neckbeards for not being close to the glory of the EMPEROR. The other attacks the Badass Greenskin
>>44501118
>"Heh, you think 4chan isn't an undead? "
/x/ is damaged heavily due to its undead status. Other boards are barely damaged.
>>44501236
The Darkness of /b/ is within you. You feel in your soul, your body revolts, the dark substance is wrong on so many planes of existence! You feel your body change and then... You know nothing.
The Godmodder 93/100
Ultramarines x4 1500/1500
The /B/east Just/Run
>>44501583
And forgot to change the Godmodder's health total. As you can see, I am pants on head retarded
*The Godmodder 92/100
I'm just gonna go drool like a Mongoloid now....
(in Ouroboros pajamas) What's going on in this thread
>>44501720
Do you really want to know? Do you really?
>>44501742
.....Yes?
>>44501790
The Legendary Godmodder descended into 4chan to finally rid himself of one of his most powerful enemies and time wasters. He leapt into battle against the Anons, He has destroyed /b/ and /pol/ already. He is also now a she due to a genderbender dagger. A foolish player tried to absorb the power of /b/ and has become its dark avatar; The /B/east and that's already everything important
Rolled 74 (1d100)
Sneak attack from below with a glowing black Rapier!
>>44501868
Oh... Let's do this
>>44501583
>Muffled howling in the distance, gradually increasing in volume
-EEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS
>the boisterous Paladin then raises a sword, but not just any sword, it is the Sword of 1000 Truths!
>he brings th sword down on the godmodder's skull
>>44501973
Fuck, forgot to roll
Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>44501973
>>44501987
Ugh, I'm less with it than I thought.
I throw a Storm of Change at her 45(1d100)
I spy onto the battle and consort my best metagamers from /tg/ as to what I should build my Character to combat this monstrosity. Use turn for "research".
I cast Reflect on 4chan.
Shh, nobody tell the godmodder,
>a jumpship suddenly descends from orbit
>from it steps out The Guardian, defender of the great Paywall of Season Pass, equipped with the best firearms silver can buy
>he immediately starts doing the Carlton as hard as he fucking can
Leeroy's charge however manages to double his chances of success.
His mighty sword is swung unto the Godmodder's head resulting in a dull thud. -1
>"Ow. That's gonna hurt..."
She decides to punch the legendary Paladin into sending him flying.
>"Where are your Gods now fuckwad!"
>>44502018
The Storm of Change does... I don't fucking know what the fuck is a Storm of Change I have never heard of it.
The Godmodder dodges it just in case.
>>44502037
>>44502093
Your skullduggery has gone unnoticed.
>>44502131
The Ultramarines dance with him.
The /B/east causes the Sky to grow dark and emits a dark miasma.
The Godmodder 92/100
Ultramarines x4 1500/1500
The /B/east YouareGoingtoDieyouDumfuck/Flee
>>44502221
I consume charges to summon Godmodder's Realworld Responsibilities to assault her!
>>44502261
She keks.
>"Part of the 1%, BITCH!"
>>44502221
.... OK then Bolts of change 76(1d100)
Evil necromancer uses his powers to ressurect the fallen! The spirit of racism is summoned from the flesh of /Pol/
Donald Thrump starts the conversation with godmodder
>>44502318
Trump*
My bad
>>44502309
Oh. Found it.
>>44502221
I use a charge to summon a level 20 moon Druid!
>>44502382
Edit: the moon Druid is summoned in the form of a air elemental.
>>44502350
The Godmodder has taken an additional -2 damage from the Power of Magnus the Red
The Nercomancer's Trump Zombie tries to talk but has his spine ripped out by an Ultramarine.
>"You really don't need a spine, it holds you back."
She puts on a pair of sunglasses
The Moon Druid has been successfully summoned. I need your stats m8.
The /B/east sends a shadowy hand out and grabs a Ultramarine.
The Godmodder 90/100
Ultramarines x4 1500/1500
The /B/east Oh/Godno
>>44502441
>air elemental.
Ah okay. Air Elemental Moon Druid
And suddenly out of nowhere, another mysterious figure stabs the godmodder in the back, this dagger envenomed with the almighty venom of the gods, capable of turning anyoneinto a kender
>>44502441
Alright, fuck it, let's summon...
THE LADY OF PAIN.
Let's see you fight something without a statblock!
The evil necromancer uses his diabolic giggles against godmodder
I begin charging to summon myself.
I CAST FIST!
>>44502441
Moon Druid casts elemental swarm (fire) while flying above the battlefield
Elemental Swarm
Conjuration (Summoning) [see text]
Level: Air 9, Drd 9, Earth 9, Fire 9, Water 9
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 10 minutes
Range: Medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)
Effect: Two or more summoned creatures, no two of which can be more than 30 ft. apart
Duration: 10 min./level (D)
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: No
This spell opens a portal to an Elemental Plane and summons elementals from it. A druid can choose the plane (Air, Earth, Fire, or Water); a cleric opens a portal to the plane matching his domain.
When the spell is complete, 2d4 Large elementals appear. Ten minutes later, 1d4 Huge elementals appear. Ten minutes after that, one greater elemental appears. Each elemental has maximum hit points per HD. Once these creatures appear, they serve you for the duration of the spell.
The elementals obey you explicitly and never attack you, even if someone else manages to gain control over them. You do not need to concentrate to maintain control over the elementals. You can dismiss them singly or in groups at any time.
When you use a summoning spell to summon an air, earth, fire, or water creature, it is a spell of that type.
>>44502476
Her ability the Curse of Repetition activates the magical dagger has too similar abilities to the previous dagger. She also introduces the gods to the Babel fish. They promptly disappear in a puff of logic
>>44502512
You can't summon the Lady of Pain, 1. The amount of Charges you would have to save up would be astronomical. 2. This is designed to be an uphill battle, the Lady of Pain would eventually go down but it would take forever for the Godmodder to defeat her. Quite similar to the Godmodder, eh?
>>44502527
She dons earplugs
>>44502558
You are successful in that endeavor
>>44502612
The Godmodder is punched in the face by a magical fist. -1
>"Ow. Spell Fist, really?"
The Ultramarine is crushed like canned viscera, bits of him are scattered across the battlefield.
The Ultramarines open fire on the /B/east
The Godmodder 90/100
Ultramarines x3 1500/1500
The /B/east God/Why
>>44502668
Character limit ran out. This'll take 10 real world minutes to cast. Starting NOW
>>44502679
I continue charging Myself to make the summon stronger.
>>44502512
Sorry, The fun of this game is beating something who is ridiculously powerful by being more intelligent/awesome/funnier than it.
Tzeentch's Firestorm 99(1d100)
>>44502679
The Godmodder sighs and knocks her health bar down to the correct limit, 89/100
>>44502693
You really are good at summoning yourself. Perhaps you should write self insert fanfiction?
>>44502750
How many charges can one accumulate?
>Keep charging
(Using both of my saved Charges to grow from Badass Boy to Badass Nob and to summon a Battlewagon with more Orks)
AHAHAHAHA You stupid 'umie! Did iz gettin fun! Time for some help from da Kult o Speed! Da red onez go fasta!
The Nob rides on the Battlewagon, firing the massive main gun.
Rolled 77 (1d100)
>>44502679
>with the Ultramarines distracted and his Super charged, The Guardian dashes towards them and brings down an Arc-infused double-arm smash, releasing a massive radial blast of lightning
>if successful the marines are vaporized on the spot
Rolled 9 (1d20)
>>44502771
Gonna roll d20 to see how many Ork Boyz spawn in the Battlewagon
Gosh darn it.
Alright, I cast Haste on Mr. Min.Max!
The Evil necromancer casts the rattling vicious DOOM bolt of sinister redemption on Godmodder using his own soul as a conductor
Rolled 1, 2 = 3 (2d4)
>>44502688
Spell cast. 2d4 large fire elemental I drop down on top of the battlefield and attack the godmodder. 1d4 huge fire elemental I will spawn in ten more minutes after this post. (Make up their stats due to system conversion failure).
Damn, I'm kind of a one-trick pony...
>>44502738
The Spell is almost completely successful all Ultramarines are now Chaos Spawn, The Godmodder and the /B/east however resisted it. The Godmodder is undamaged.
>>44502769
Infinite.
>>44502771
The Godmodder dodges the cannon blasts
>"Is this a WAAAGH!?"
>>44502790
The Chaos Spawn are instantly disintegrated. Your allies are now dead.
>>44502801
Minimax successfully received haste
>>44502824
The Nercomancer succesfully hits the Godmodder, -1
>"Shit!"
She jumps onto the /B/east. Chains of light bind it
>>44502899
The Fire Elemental is successfully summoned and tries to attack the /B/east. Dark Miasma is released from it's wound
THE FIRST BOSS BATTLE BEGINS
The Godmodder 88/100
The /B/east YoucanBeat/It
>>44503009
I keep charging to summon Myself. Myself's muscles are itching for some action as they become bigger and stronger.
>>44503009
Okay Currently I'm coming up with stats.
Fire Elemental 8000/8000, Fire can heal it as well
The Battlewagon has 5000 HP but each Ork inside also has 1300 HP
>>44503009
I cast Slowga!
All enemies targeted by such a spell.
>>44503055
>Slowga
Which Slowga, FF had many Slowgas.
Rolled 1 (1d4)
>>44503043
1d4 more huge fire elemental a are summoned. Though they are focused on the /b/east and ignore the godmodder. 1 gargantuan fire elemental will be summoned in a additional 10 minutes.
>>44503009
It ain't a WAAAAAAGH!!!! yet, but give me sum time and I'll 'ave a 'ole bunch o Boyz down her for sum fun!
Nukk da Ork (Who will be known as Nukk da Nob now) jumps off the charging Battlewagon, Rokkit on a Stikk in hand, ready to strike the Godmodder, while his Boyz are shooting with their Shootas and Battlewagon cannon.
I try to explode orks
Time for irony. Jaws of the World Wolf 92(1d100)
>>44503090
The version that's just "slow, but targets whole enemy team"
>>44503009
If my post ends in 5 you take 5 damage
But if my post should ends in 0 you will heal for 5 damage
>>44503120
A Rok falls on you from orbit. None of the Orks lived, but it made a good loud boom, so it was worth it
>>44503093
Oh forgot. The Druid is still in air elemental form flying above the battlefield maintaining the summoning portal and Mr. Min/Max himself is enjoying the battle with popcorn, binoculars, and a lawn chair at a safe distance.
I flick pennies at the GM.
>>44503172
Dude, everyone knows the right way to manage a GM is pizza bribes...
Being tired of doing Evil staff The evil necromancer sacrifices himself for 15 colorless mana and opens a portal to Zendicar
Emrakul, the aeons torn is summoned!
>>44503172
When someone does that they usually get -1 cumulative bonuses on their next attack roll.
>>44501583
>Dodge the d20.
"You know what? Fuck this pistol."
Pockets pistol.
Pulls out the Soul destroyer cannon 3 billion and shoots the /B/east.
>>44503035
You are still charging yourself
>>44503055
The /b/east is slowed for 4 turns, it will now attack last for those four turns. The Godmodder is unaffected
>>44503093
Spoopy Fire Elementals set the /b/east on fire, it appears to damage it,
>>44503094
The Orks manage to do -2 damage as the Dakka explodes around her
>"Fuck, why couldn't have been the Inquisition. I could have made them Extrimatus this place
>>44503153
The Godmodder facepalms at you, you are clearly an idiot
>>44503120
The War on Terror is stopped by the Godmodder as she causes everyone in ISIS to have their head explode,
>"'MURICA"
>>44503124
The Jaws of the World Wolf damage the Godmodder and the /b/east doing 5 damage to make up for that one idiot
>>44503172
Do you mean her or me?
Emrakul is summoned
>>44503363
The /b/east gains a small hole through it,
It now retaliates by sending tentacles through the ground to attack the opposition, there are currently 15 Tentacles. It fires a barrage of dark arrows onto the Battlefield
The Godmodder 83/100
The /B/east Hopes/AndDreams
Tentacles x15 500/500
>>44503414
I keep charging Myself. His muscles become bigger as he is now at 5 charges.
>>44503414
>Sees Tentacles
>Oh hell no, I know where this is going
>Switches Cannon to multi attack mode
>Fires at tentacles
"DIE YOU SLIMY SHITS!"
Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>44503414
Another gargantuan elemental pops forth. Spell has like 130 minutes left. All the elementals burn the tentacles and make way for the other attackers to get at the godmodder directly.
>>44503414
I cast Haste on Myself the Almighty!
I attempt to summon Jimi Hendrix from the planes of Elysium.
>>44503457
/fit/ would be impressed
>>44503464
Forgot to put name. Damnit.
>>Consumes one charge for MOAR DAKKA
>>"Ahahahaha did here iz sum good fun!"
Now that his Rokkitstikk is exploded, Nukk da Nob will pick a Big Shoots for more dakkatastic fun.
I cast "Demi" on the Godmoder.
>>44503414
I descend from my throne in /fit/ heaven and start charging next to Myself, brah
I lock and load my sexual assault rifle, then use the "blaze away" attack option at the Godmodder.
I perform courageless retreat from this thread
I've been gaining passive charge points or has each level of summons from the spell been using them up? I'd feel like the latter would be fair.
Is this dead?
>>44503955
Lool at the time from the last post.
Now look back at me.
Now look at that time.
Now look at me.
Now look at this message.
This is not dead yet.
>>44504011
Kekked, sorry. I'll get to work Mister Anon
>>44503457
>"How much do you lift brah?"
>>44503464
Two of the Hentai Abominations are slaughtered, one however has gotten Pistol from behind.
>"*the most superlative type of laugher*"
>>44503467
The Elementals take out 4 Tentacles
>>44503469
She dodges most of the dildos and plucks on out of the air for later use.
>"Nice taste Anon."
>>44503503
The Rockets slam into the /b/east causing it to roar in anger
>>44503504
The Godmodder defies Gravity
>>44503525
The Huge Quest has begun
>>44503727
If you continue to summon Elementals they will grow weaker and weaker due to the Curse of Repetition
>>44503534
Fate forces Ricewind to fight
The /b/east has created the Darkest Night, it fires a beam made of darkness at the Elementals.
Some tentacles try to gangbang the Da Boyz but their Orks, most likely this will end badly for the Day of the Tentacle
The /b/east prepares a summon.
9 Tentacles Remain
The Godmodder 83/100
The /b/east Beast/OrDeceased
What should be the Boss Battle Music?
>>44504537
*they are
>>44504537
The charging continues as Myself's muscles continue to develop.
>>44504537
I think you linked a wrong one, i cast haste, not anything to do with dildos
Anyways, I cast FISHING LINE, to catch the big one and go down as a legend in fishing communities.
>>44504537
They were all friends the same spell so I'll just not cast it anymore. Druid keeps concentrating and he elementals continue to target the tentacles.
Rolled 12 (1d20)
Gonna consume another two Charges to become a Meganob, and a third to call a squadron on Stormboyz. D20 (plus one Nob to lead them) determines number
>>Oy! Dis is gettin real good! Let get sum moar Boyz in dis 'ere fight! WAAAGH!!!
The new Meganob fires his Big Shoots at the /b/east.
>>44504592
Sorry, Almighty is granted haste.
>>44504537
>Tentacle tries to penetrate
>Pants too thick, cant penetrate
"I CAME PREPARED, SUCKERS!"
>Holding the cannon with one hand
>Pulls out Emprah Blessed chain sword from bottomless pocket
>Attacks tentacle with Emprah Blessed Chain sword
>>44504781
(does that mean I get two charges, then? If so)
Myself begins to contort and expand as HeroOfLight's haste takes effect. He doesn't seem to be pleased by his new form.
He gains the Red Speedo Of Invulnerability as he reaches Charge 7.
Poor Godmodder dies of inactivity.
>>44505514
People have life and work to attend to. The thread will continue at some point.
>>44505703
>"Are you implying that this idiot has a life?"
>>44505791
That was me, making fun of myself
Anon uses BOSS SONG.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1e2CiFbmQEg
>>44504592
You caught a Carp, you are unsure how you did this.
>>44504667
The Tentacles are murdered by the Elementals in a fiery blaze. RIP Hentai Monsters -5
>>44504696
The MegaNob Orks attacks have ripped a hole open in the /b/east. If you enter you may not return.
>>44504844
THE EMPRAH smiles upon you, the Tentacle is no more
>>44504856
The Speedo is also a +1 Disgust Bonus
>>44505514
>"I've survived worse kiddo."
>>44505854
>"OH MY GOOOOOD!"
Boss Song Selected
The /b/east writhes in pain, it can't close its wounds and is in horrible pain. Summon aborted.
The Godmodder tries to heal the /b/east but it appears to be ineffective
Three Tentacles Remain
The /b/east Wide/Open
The Godmodder 83/100
>>44506093
I evolve the Carp into Gyarados!
Wait, that's the wrong game, shit!
Looks like I'm going to have to cast METEOR instead!
>>44506093
Myself's left arm is replaced by a minigun.
>"Aha, the Great Communicator!"
He is pleased by this.
Charge 8.
>>44506093
I dispell the elementals since the spell duration has ended. I then began to use the leftover 3 charges I have to start building the (secret). Druid now casts firestorm and targets the beast and the godmodder for 20d6 fire damage and any non-enemy in the area of effect for the same amount.
>>44506198
,MINIGUN! GREAT COMMUNIACTOR! UNACCEPTABLE!
>>44506093
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
>>44506211
Wait. 2 charges to start building since the firestorm used one up.
>>44506093
>Sees the rift in the /b/east
>Shouts to the attackers
"THERE, THERE! THE MONSTER BLEEDS! WE CAN KILL IT!"
>Uses a charge to upgrade Soul cannon 3 Billion to Soul cannon 6 Billion. (3 charges left).
Im assuming charges stack per turn. If im wrong, please correct me.
>Fires upgraded cannon into the /b/easts wound.
I look through the scope of my shiny new nugget and take aim for the hole in the /b/east. I then send three precise shots into the hole. (Charges Left:1)
>>44506093
pshhh
*teleports behind the godmodder*
*tips his fedora*
*stabs her with his katan*
nothin personnel kid
>>44506161
The Meteor slams into the /b/east causing in even further pain, the open in the /b/east widens,
>"To hell with this!"
The Godmodder flees into the /b/east.
>>44506198
More of a Cyberdemon than a Doomguy.
>>44506243
The Firestorm cause the already wide gap to get even larger, You could even drive a tank in the gaping hole.
>>44506240
The Big Show is average wrestler, his legendary power are decent.
>>44506376
>>44506458
The shots of both Pistol and the /k/ommando are blocked by a force unknowable. The /b/east needs to be attack from within to harm it, along with the Godmodder.
>>44506555
The Edgelord is thrown out of the /b/east. The Godmodder hurls insults and Sumlight Spears at him. She took one damage however. -1
The Tentacles wither away, the Heart of the Darkness awaits.
The /b/east DescendInto/Darkness
Rolled 54354101 (1d100000000)
>>44506697
you are already dead
>>44506697
i tase u bro
>>44506697
Charge 9.
Myself's battle aura exponentially increases. He's enjoying this a bit too much.
Soon he will be ready to be sent into battle.
>>44506697
I spend a charge and assist Mr. Min/Max building whatever he's building (Charges left:1)
The Meganob and his crew of Stormboyz, the Battlewagon, and the newly summoned Weirdboy will dive into the /b/east to fight from within.
Charges: Zero
>>'Ere we go Boyz! Dis looks like its gonna be lotsa fun! WAAAGH!!!
>>44506697
I spend my current charge continuing to build my device. I guess the Druid does a cheap non-charge-cost action like casting create water to put out the fire the elementals leftover, still in air elemental form.
>>44506892
Aww thanks man. That makes 4 total charges into this contraption.
>>44506697
CHECK 'EM AS I HACK 'EM
>>44506697
"Damnation! The coward flees into the darkness!"
>Pulls out grenades blessed by the EMPRAH from the bottomless pockets.
"FOR HUMANITY! FOR THE EMPRAH!!"
>Throws the grenades into the gaping wounds. As soon as they are in the wounds entrance, I shot them with the Soul Cannon.
>Prays to Emprah that this does something good.
>>44506993
I SHOOT THE GRENADES NOT THE ORKS. I LOVE ORKS. PLEASE DONT KILL THEM PLRASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>44506819
I expend all of my charges to summon a PLOT DEVICE MACGUFFIN, and give it to Myself the Almighty.
>>44507102
Hahaha a few 'splosions won't bother an Ork. Dey weren't even yella
>check out this novel way to have a get thread
Anon uses NEXT TRACK.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YyY2mJnfjPA
>>44507525
This is why I love Orks.
REVAN
WHY U DISSAPEAR ON US
>>44508287
He's gone to the dark fringes of the galaxy.
>>44508495
Are you making fun of yourself again?
>>44508529
Sorry but no, I'm just a humble summoner.
>>44508560
Can you summon him here?
Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>44508823
Let me try
>>44508917
THE DICE HAS DECREED
RETURN TO US, REVANITE!
>>44508959
I AWAKEN
>>44510309
Well, everyone is dead... Awkward
>>44510333
Still here
>>44510333
Same
Waiting for the GM response
>>44506731
"Dead from what!"
Her voice echos from deep within the /b/east.
>>44506814
Tase fails at long rang.
>>44506819
Somehow you have a larger charging sequence than DBZ
>>44506938
The /k/ommando reveals his friendly sniper nature and aids the charge. The Druid is a great fireman.
>>44506899
The /b/east's innards are a purple sinew and blacked bones, a creature lurks slightly beyond the sight your Boyz, it calls you faggots.
>>44506970
The BATeMAN hacks away at the /b/east .
>>44506993
The ensuing explosion doesn't harm anyone, it does amuse the Orkz.
The Creature reveals itself. The Anonination, fallen /b/ros fused into a mass of flesh. Several Arms reach out trying to grab the Da Good Old Boyz. One hand flips the bird at you.
The Entrails
Anonination 700/700
>>44510859
I cast Bravera on Myself the Almighty! Attack raised by 80%.
>>44510859
>See's the flipped bird from Annonation
>Uses a charge to upgrade Soul cannon 6 Billoon to Soul cannon 9 Billion(3 charges left)
"YOU WOT M8!?"
>Fires Soul cannon at Anonation
>>Eh Boyz, it seems we 'as us one of dem Kaos thingies! WAAAGH!!"
The Boyz in the Battlewagon open fire with their Shootas and the Battlewagon cannon, while the Stormboyz fly around on their Rokkits raining death from above. Nukk da Meganob charges with his Chain-Choppa in one hand and his Big Shoots in the other.
Charges: 1
>>44510859
I spend the fifth charge on making the device. The Sword Catapult! Behold it's glory!
I launch it at the godmodder
>>44512078
Its....
>Sniff
Its beautiful!
>>44511063
Damnit, I forgot to put the name again.
Rolled 77 (1d100)
>>44512078
Holy shit balls. I guess I yell and holler while firing a few nugget shots at anonination
I assume the Godmodder is still in the /b/east, right?
>>44512608
Correct
>>44512739
Signing off for tonight. Just assume I try to reload the catapult next round.
>>44513204
Well keep u alive till then. Thank you for this glorious machine!
Is this dead?
>>44510960
I have made it so.
>>44511063
The Anonination recoils in pain as its hundreds of souls suffer.
-75
>>44511403
The united might heavily damages the Anonination -250.
The Anonination peels its skins back and flings dark energy at the Da Boyz. Roll a D6 for kills to your Boyz, Orkz in Stormboyz . If you you get a one ; no casualties.
>>44512078
Yup, it makes the Beast wail in pain however.
>>44512556
You deal 77 damage to the Anonination, it tells you to go fuck yourself.
The Entrails
The Anonination 395/700
>>44514953
REAVAN'S WILD RIDE NEVER ENDS!
>>44515436
*Revan, can you believe that that retard misspelling his own name?
>>44515466
LOL IKR? What a loser!
Oh wait thats the GM.
PLEASEDONTKILLMEIMSOSORRY
>>44515499
All is forgiven, my unfavored son.
>>44515415
>See's that the abomination is dying
>Spends Charge point to try and kill the strongest of the Anoninations souls (2 Charges left)
"WITNESS YOUR DOOOOOOM!!"
>>44515574
Sorry I meant 3 charges, since I had 3 last turn and this turn I gained one, so I spent it. Unless my math is wrong.
>>44515574
The Anonination is slain, it gives a parting kek before it dies.
The Souls of the /b/ros are freed.
Loot Obtained: ( For all who fought the Anonination): Pepe's Blessing
Ownard into the /b/east?
>>44515633
You get two charges per turn.
>>44515415
Charge 10.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49_7v5hRQpc
A sleek faceplate to cover that annoying smile. Enhanced optics installed. Directives inserted.
A match is struck; a blazing star is born. Myself the Almighty enters the battle.
>>44515814
We need a drawfag, I really wanna see this visualized by someone else.
Myself finally enters the Battle
> "Dark Bump!"
>>44515733
What does Pepe's blessing do, may I inquire?
>>44515886
Myself the Almighty attacks the /b/east with everything he has.
>>44516182
Well, the current idea is Pepe's blessing manifests as a pair of sunglasses. It allow you to summon the /b/ros to attack one target and the sunglasses are used up and shatter. Not effective on the Godmodder
>>44515733
>Gives a small salute to the freed souls.
"The EMPRAH protects."
>Focuses attention on the dying /b/east
>Uses three charges to upgrade Soul cannon 9 billion to become Soul Cannon Ultimate (3 charges left if my math is right this time).
"ONCE MORE, UNTO THE BREACH!"
>Charges into the beast with Cannom firing wildly
>>44516264
Sweet! Should be helpful.
>>44516264
But wouldnt that make it an item? So instead of Pepe's blessing it could be Pepe's gaze or something. A blessing sounds like something that should be permanent.
>>44515733
>You get two charges per turn.
Oh shit, does that mean Myself has 20+ charges then?
>>44516217
>>44516271
Both charge foward deeper into the /b/east, there it lies.
THE HEART
HP 60000
It absorbs the attacks as miasma covers it.
Miasma 60%
>>44516340
But that makes it less dramatic and make sense.
>>44516370
Well I can't confirm it. So nope.
Put your turns up, The Battle Begins Tomorrow.
>>44516370
>>44516492
I didn't know you get 2 charges per turn. Whoops. I do have to say I would have put everything into summoning Myself.
>>44516492
>Hears the thumping of the heart
"By /tg/, it still lives! After everything we threw at it!"
>See's Miasma
>Ohshit.img
>Uses Charge to identify where the Miasma is coming from (4 Charges left)
>Shoots at where the Miasma is coming from in order to stop it from creating more.
Cant wait to see what happens tomorrow.
>>44516551
I already accounted for it, you are now 20 Myself.
>>44516636
Same here
>"Seeya assholes."
>>44516492
I create a thermonuclear bomb from a piece of lint and a balloon and throw it at the heart. While screaming my theme like a retard.
Oi! Let me at him. Who we fighting! Point me towards him!
