Why does every piece of dark elf or drow artwork have to be not only female, but have massive tits that are ready to burst out from their bikini-armor?
This seems to be a problem with elves in general, but dark elves and drow seem to get it the worst.
Drow have always been super super sexualized, so most of their artwork is also highly sexualized.
>>44470408
So then why only women? Every time I ever look for character art for them, or god forbid a brown elf, there's literally nothing else but things like pic related.
I have yet to actually find a male brown elf.
>>44470459
Now THANK me!
>>44470459
Drow men get more SFW art but that is true of male characters in fantasy in general. There is still quite a bit of NSFW Drow male stuff - just ask DLFG if they're still around.
>>44470459
Because brown elves exist as literally nothing more than Japanese fapbait.
>>44470580
Thanks, then. Have any more?
why would you want to see male elves
>>44470644
and thank god they are
>>44470666
Not of brown elves.
>>44470673to play as them
>>44470372
>Why does every
Because hyperbole is fun!
Also, look up Drizzt and Jarlaxle. Two male drow, with the former almost always in armor, the latter almost always dressed like a pimp.
>>44470459
>I have yet to actually find a male brown elf.
I have male brown elf cheesecake, but at home, not on my smartphone.
To balance this we must make drow boys with massive dicks ready to burst out of their mankini armor
>>44470727
Fine, switch 'every' with 'overwhelming majority'.
Fucking autistic nitpickers, I swear to god.
>>44470751
Shame on you, anon. You should always be prepared.
Male drow flashin' tit.
>>44470802
Having to explain male elf cheesecake is above my paygrade.
>>44470372
because you are part of a minority that does not like sexualized content in your fantasy escapism, and the internet has given you a voice that you will use. I hope you find the content you dream of.
>>44470372
Because what's the point otherwise?
But giant tits are awesome!
What is wrong with you, op?
>>44470372
Drow are just kinky that way.
>>44470898
>minority
Please, stop trying to push your "Lewd for the sake of Lewd" propaganda everywhere. You're a living embarrassment.
Most groups prefer to keep sexual content to a minimum. That's why most groups complain about people like you and your lack of self-awareness in THAT GUY threads for forcing your magical realm.
>>44471044
Maybe he caught the gay. Such is common fate of the OP.
But I guess the multiverse is big enough for some chaste dark elves.
Speaking of which, what about Dunmer?
>>44471044
Not OP, but given that elves are usually supposed to be all slim and lithe, it seems natural they should be modestly endowed in the chest area. Plenty of other, thicker races to give big ol' titties.
>>44471156
So much this.
I'm convinced I need to find better sites to discuss character art on though, given that over the past few years 4chan's threads have gone more and more into the "women need gigantic watermelon tits" thing.
>>44470372
I don't know about you but I can't get enough of the bikini clad drow with massive tits
>>44471349
Agreed. I actually believe there is not enough sexy drow art on the net.
>>44471223
You could always attempt to change it to a "women need cute little DFC" thing.
>>44470372
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>>44470907
This guy's a Qunari actually desu senpai
>>44472114
I don't know what that is, Oni-chan.
>>44472290
Dragon Age shlock.
>>44472114
Close enough
>>44470372
>>44472290
Dragon/Bull giant men Not!Muslim pretty cool imo
>>44470704
That's bad ass, is it from anything?
>>44471156
>>44471223
Elves are supposed to be hot, hence big titties.
>>44474614
Think it's an eberron drow like
>>44471661 but I'm not positive.
>>44470372
Because you don't know how to search.
>>44470372
because they know their audience, senpai.
>>44470372
He only has a level 1 Dagon. Someone get him a few recipes or at least some gold to buy some. That thing barely will do any damage without leveling it.
![81e317a6c7f0fbbdc07a325460c42489[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zponiDa.jpg "81e317a6c7f0fbbdc07a325460c42489[1].jpg")
>>44471105
incorrect. I dont play ERP tabletop, I have sex with people what I have that need. As for scantily clad characters, or sex going on in the background, or people being attractive, I am fine with it.
When your bitching comes into single player games, or character artwork, you torque my nuts all cross threaded.
Also, hey, I dont know you, but want you to have a good day. Can you do that for me....can you have a good day? Also have an army guy, because you are kind of a prick, and there is a prick.
>>44477438
>>44477512
>>44477512
Wow this is great.
I enjoy sexy things and from the sheer amount of sexy artwork there is out there, I'm inclined to belive that there is a decent amount of people who agree with me.
That being said, I would not bring lewd elf art to anybody I didn't 100% know they like lewd elves.
Lewdity is like drinking alcohol, okay in moderation . Don't give it to kids and if someone says they don't drink then you respect their desicion.
But a little bit makes the world a better place.
>>44477586
Ya I really like it a lot. I use it for my current DnD character. He is a half-drow bard who just last session became the captain of an official mercenary company. We paid a ton of gold to build a company HQ in Waterdeep, get all of the proper paperwork signed, and through a bitching party. Now we can send out the bevvy of followers and low-level adventurers we have collected on their own missions to make money for the company. The other PCs are all lieutenants in the company, so when we go out on our own adventures it is a little bit like the Star Trek away party. Dead red shirts everywhere...
>>44477755
I just went to take a look at the sauce and I mean seriously, that woman's art is incredible. That sounds like a cool game too.
>>44474515
More?
>>44477717
Turns out you're flat wrong, you ugly prude. This is /tg/, shut up, enjoy slut flesh, and stop acting like you're better than anyone.
>>44470372
Anon, Elves are made for sex. What elf does you want me to say? Their sole purpose is as described above.
>>44475114
It's an eberron elf. But it's not a drow, it's wearing skin paint.
From the symbol on the headpiece (and general attire), it's one of the ancestor-worshiping necromancers from Aerenal.
>>44470459
>Notadrowintheslightest. Png
>>44470372
Why are so many pieces of "Drow" art actually either surfs or wow night Elves or Japanese desert/Brazilian Elves?
>>44481608
High elves are for brutally humiliating as they curse you and your kin.
Wood elves are for forcing yourself on as they whimper in fear, their nimble yet lithe bodies unable to escape your grip.
Drow are for overwhelming you and brutally raping you.
Brown elves are for loving and tender snu snu.
>>44482176
A light tan is sexy and exotic, especially when combined with a toned and powerful body with tight abs, strong thighs and impressive biceps that can hold you closely against her body and make you feel safe and protected.
Being LITERALLY black, as in literally as black as the fucking night, isn't sexy at all. It's weird and unnatural and doesn't tickle my pickle.
>>44470673
Everybody knows that male elves are Dwarves, anyway,
>>44470652
Cant tell if girl or guy.
>>44482828
That's the fun bit!
>>44471155
>>44471768
>>44476081
>>44476102
I fucking love Dunmer. Does anyone have any other Dunmer art? Please?
>>44470800
Not his fault your language skills are deficient.
>>44471557
>DFC
Pedo fetish in flimsy disguise.
>>44470372
I think most of those aren't really Drow but just Dark skinned elves for cheesecake purposes.
>>44477717
Iktf
>>44477717
This is wisdom. Kudos.
Eberron drow are superior.
>Tribal warriors with scorpion motifs instead of played-out spider stuff
>Not goofy cartoon evil but still ruthless survivalists
>Will be your BFF for life if you earn respect
>Goes almost naked without coming off as sexualized
>Xu'sassar is the cutest elf in any D&D novel ever released
>>44483467
>goofy cartoon evil
>they use spells to render people helpless then enslave them
>they sell these slaves to Mind Flayers for lunch
>they use the money to buy ornate daggers with demonic enchantments
>they use the dagger to assassinate their rivals, mostly family members
>they rise in ranks and attain the honor of being personally tormented by their sadistic demon queen, experiencing Slaneesh-levels of pain and pleasure at the same time
>cartoons
Just because you are desensitized, doesn't mean it's not hardcore.
>>44470372
Because we are hard wired to find boobs attractive. Its ok to acknowledge, look at, enjoy, and mention boobs. Sexuality doesnt have to be feared and vilified. Only people getting no sex or uncomfortable with their own sexuality try to convince everyone else that sexuality is bad.
>>44483467
Then again, Eberron just kind of gets elves right across the board.
The "high elves" are eccentric foreigners who simultaneously rock Voodoo, Aztec, and Victorian vibes, and are led by a council of ancestors who are good-aligned voluntary undead.
The "wood elves" are Arab+Mongols and universally feared (only in Eberron are the orcs the chill nature guys and the elves the savage horde)
There's also elves that are just a regular part of society, standing out because they live a long time, but otherwise just getting along with everyone else like modern folk.
Furthermore, half-elves are not a rare thing but an actual true-breeding bloodline unto themselves, thanks to the aforementioned existence of ordinary city elves.
There's still a few remote, mystical fey elves that resemble the Tolkien archetype, but they're explicitly extraplanar entities trapped in the material realm.
>>44483586
Yes, goofy cartoon evil.
>>44470372
>Why does every
>EVERY
But you posted one that isn't.
Just because you put a statement implied in a question doesn't make it true.
>>44484140
>Just because you put a statement implied in a question doesn't make it true.
Get out, anon. How could we have literally years of thread after thread based on stupid and false claims if people didn't do that all the time? You obviously must be new to /tg/
>>44474916
There's more ways to be attractive than just having ginormous tiddies. In fact, just having gigantic boobs stuck on a body they don't at all fit usually ends up looking more weird than hot.
I prefer my elves tall and lithe, with smaller breasts but wide hips. There's plenty of other races where large breasts fit better.
Please, /tg/, allow me my weaknesses. It's not like I don't have more acceptable dark elf art.
>>44485410
I should apologize - I really did think that was just a dress.
>>44485282
>wide hipped elves
>yet perpetually low birthrates
Nah. Humans are the child bearers. Clearly wide hips are their domain.
>>44485491
Doesn't matter how common the births are, they still need wide hips to do them.
>>44485574
I don't know, I feel that humans should be the curvier race of the two. Elves should be slimmer, but have more perfect faces, or better clothes than humans could ever make, or just be overall healthier.
>>44485491
Elves in multiple settings have longer than human pregnancy (probably another thing that is derived from Tolkien, as in his notes he mentions that elven pregnancy lasts exactly one year; he probably did that to make book-keeping easier since LotR elves are supposed to measure their age from when they were conceived, not when they were born), so wide hips would make sense as the baby might be bigger than a human one.
Plus, the way I see it:
Elves: tall, think, wide hips but small breasts
Dwarves: short, chubby, large breasts but no pronounced hips.
Humans: between the two extremes.
>>44485631
>probably another thing that is derived from Tolkien, as in his notes he mentions that elven pregnancy lasts exactly one year; he probably did that to make book-keeping easier since LotR elves are supposed to measure their age from when they were conceived, not when they were born
...Shit, I thought I was being original.
Elves are sexy, Darkness is sexy. Dark Elves are double sexy.
>>44485631
>short, stocky and wide race
>their women have big tits but narrow hips
what a travesty
>>44485696
I prefer light myself - darkness hides too much, light is pure and revealing.
>>44485631
I prefer elves to be lithe all over and dwarves thick all over, with humans being over the place, because they literally are all over the place. Large numbers promote variety.
>>44485704
More like they're thick all over so the hips are't particularly noticeable.
>>44485868
I prefer this. I'd rather not chose between hips and breasts - at least I know I like both tall and petite and shortstack girls.
>>44485704
I think Anon meant more that dwarves are already so wide, the hips just look the same as the rest of them. Try gnomes for sort of stocky but still have wide hips maybe?
>>44486150
>gnomes
>not bite sized technicolor elves
I reject this
>>44470372
Drow culture views wearing lots of clothing as a sign that you're either ashamed of your body or weak enough to need protection. Shamelessness is a virtue in drow culture.
It's apparent in games that favour aesthetic and sex appeal over practicality. No other need to justify it. I personally take a page out of Ancient Minoa for sexy elves.
>>44470372
>Why does every piece of dark elf or drow artwork have to be not only female, but have massive tits that are ready to burst out from their bikini-armor?
Why don't you look for artwork in other places than hentaifoundry and DevianTard?
The "dark elf's" from Feng Shen Ji
>>44482435
So don't call it a Drow, and just have desert Elves?
I'm okay with the "very very dark grey with occasional homes of colour", but I hate all these blue/purple/light brown Elves that someone has decided are what does look like in art, completely in contradiction with all the writing.
>>44470372
I like that. I fap to that.
But I do have some images that I appreciate because they don't conform. Dumping.
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>>44491085
>>44470652
"Dammit, Assexar!
FEET. OFF. THE COUCH!"
>>44470372
I think Eilistraee's church has the best dress code.
>>44491111
>>44491179
>>44491236
>>44491279
>>44470372
Because people like drows with giant tits?
I don't really see what your point is. It's not a "problem". Artists don't draw pictures for you to expand your shitty "muh character art" folder, they draw what they want to draw, or more likely, what they get paid to draw.
