>You discover an enchanted drinking vessel.
>>44451832
I cast identify
>>44451832
Pilot it and drink, I guess.
>>44451832
I try holding with both hands.
>>44451864
Great, now I'm imagining a setting where wizards create tilt-a-whirl vehicles designed to cruise around on autopilot while they get sloshed
I pray to Thanatos that it's not (link): http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-198
>>44451832
I piss in it.
>>44451906
Was thinking more like a pleasure boat.
>>44451832
>the wizard tell you that you must drink from the far side of the glass.
>>44452084
I love these lines, makes any situation into a word for word retelling of Princess Bride.
>Maybe the other side is deadly!
>But maybe the wizard is lying! Trying to kill me!
>But the wizard obviously wants me to think that!
>>44451832
>if you overfill it, the little demon baby face on the side starts grumbling about how greedy you are.
>it gets more and more snide every time.
>>44451832
>everything consumed from the cup is delicious and sweet, but your hands are annoyingly sticky for hours afterwards.
>>44451924
Godsdammit! We enforce the 2 drink limit on the party for a reason Steve!
>>44451832
Look. The market for enchanted dinnerware is flooded with counterfeits and secretly cursed items. I have to get it appraised by a wizard and then catalog it. Best I can do is two copper pieces.
>>44451832
> It glows in the dark because of the unlimited power of radium, the wonder material of the future!
>>44451832
I drink from it.
>>44451832
What does it drink ?
>>44451924
>whenever the vessel is poured or knocked over, it infinitely floods the surroundings whit whatever liquid is in it
>>44451832
>any substance you pour in it can then be poured out of it and it will never deplete
>careful not to leave it on its side
>>44459935
>>44459928
>melt some gold coins in a furnace
>fill the vessel with molten gold
>>44451832
Fill it with demon semen and trick the paladin into drinking it.
>>44459935
Welp, time to masturbate.
>>44460592
>inflation
>>44460629
if nobody knows you have this extra money inflation should be minimal
Any object immersed in water held in this vessel and exposed to the light of a full moon will turn to gold.
>>44460629
>conflagration
>>44461209
>>44461504I shouldn't have tried to be clever about a subject I know nothing about, when there are obviously people present who do know their shit
>>44461209
Inflation would be minimal no matter what. You would be unlikely to produce enough gold for your own use to significantly change its price. It's like finding a new goldmine, it's going to make you rich, not destabilize the economy.
>>44461671
How about
>every lord, peasant or criminal wants to get their hands on your pot-of-infinite-gold
Cup of thirst ending
After just one sip, you never feel thirst again. As in the physiological sensation.
>>44461689
>blabbing about it
what you deserve is what you get.
>>44461689
>Being dumb enough to tell every lord, peasant or criminal about it.
It never spills!
