New players welcomed. See guidelines.
For 54 years I've toiled on this place looking for an exit, there is none. But I chased in here after reading a few pages from the journal of Azareth, if his journal made it out so did he. But I was wrong, I found his resting place and journal upon bony arms. I feel stupid, the only thing that made it out were his words, its all that makes it out, the words, only the words. -Sayings of the monastery of silence, pg 23 paragraph 1.
Guidelines:
>trip-codes are a must to prevent cheating and character impersonations.
>The game is played entirely with 1d100's unless otherwise specified.
>There is only one of me, posts take a bit of time. (Be Patient)
>Characters will die, get over it.
>New players:
name, age, description, race. Roll 2d100 for hp and location. You can be anything from a sentient toaster to a wondering samurai grasshopper from the year 5000.
Archive:
>tinyurl / LOSTARCHIVE
Brutus
Half-giant
Health: 27
0/1 Medusa
Abilities:
Regeneration (+30 healing self. (autocast))
Animal Whisperer (+30 to animal friendship)
Inventory:
Nagini Ring (Money just seems to appear in your hands when needed)
Mundane Doll
Companions:
Medusa (Lost)
Rakais (Dead)
Slimey (Dead)
Kitty (Lost)
Nisha (Lost)
Blueberry
Elissa
Aramasu
Players met:
Skeleton Guard
Law
Ash
Hermit
Ladon
Magehater
Mur
Vincent
Katharina
Brutus reporting in!
>>44447435
>>44447435
Law reporting in!
Messy profile:
Law
110 hp
Human/Catgirldoll | originally male/ now female
Ranger, professional Wine addict, Pyromancer
2/10.000 persons killed
Notable kills;
Ragat, fists of thunder
Nera the crawling one
Abilities:
+20 City finding
+30 Medicine Checks
+40 Fire Magic
Inv:
Strange Hellspawntooth
Golem Eye [EPIC] *CURSED*
Bracers of the hidden shield [Epic]
Phoenix Belt [Epic]
Dragon Lamp [Epic] *CURSED*
Bow/Arrow
A lot of Hate
Other Abilities:
x3 Fireswords, +50 attack each
One Time use: +100 to any attack
One Time use: Free boss kill [used]
Companions:
Shia’ya (Lost)
Rakais (Dead and Lost)
Persons met:
Peebles
Ian
Doctor Mu (dead)
Vince
moose
Freehelm
Brutus
Hermit
Katharina
Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>44447471
"What the fuck do we do now, Brutus? You look really roughed up, you ok?"
>try to possess the doll.
Rolled 24 (1d100)
After me and law got the shit kicked out of us, I realized that we're clearly lacking the strength needed. I try to come up with some way to strengthen ourselves, while waiting for Law to do whatever it is he's doing
>>44447435
Name: Juan Carlos Allende
Gender: Male
Race: Spic, human
Health: 10 Luck: 80
Inventory:
- 2x Revolvers
People met:
-Catboi aka Vincent
Companions:
Skeleton.
"Oi, are those the fellas we gotta find, skeleman?" I say idly, rushing down towards the location of the giant and the talking doll. "Hey, yo!"
Rolled 77 (1d100)
>>44447514
hehe
Rolled 55, 70 = 125 (2d100)
>>44447435
Newbie Coming in.
Name: Solace
Age: 17
Description: 6'2, long hair with a beard. scar down right eye, which is milky white, leaving him blind in one eye.
He was a bounty hunter, but turned to the path of a paladin after an encounter with one, but ended up falling. He has an innate fear of paladin as he's afraid they'll reprimand him for falling.
Race: Human
>>44447514
"Hello"
>>44447554
What up dude, this may take a few mintues.
Don't worry tho'. Lost will answer as soon as he has time.
>>44447613
I expected as much, luckily that give me time to get a bit more of solace's character down, hopefully he'll be interesting enough for ya'll!
>>44447629
The quest will make him interesting. Or dead.
Rolled 87, 20 = 107 (2d100)
Rolling up a new character
Simon flamejoy
Human pyromancer
20
>>44447498
"How dare you enter here" It seems that your attempt to move your soul has incurred a hidden cost, you were not apt enough to perform such a task and thus are now being punished. -50 to hp permanent.
Rolled 43 (1d100)
>>44447599
"Nigge you fuckin' *tall*." I say. I check my map, then look up to Brutus again. "Shit, you two in a hell of problem. Yo, is your name Bruto?"
>>44447654
"No. Brutus name Brutus. Law name Law. You name?"
>>44447649
hopefully either will be interesting, I've got an evening to waste.
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>44447654
"Yo Fairy, can you help me out? Any fairy magic that can help me out of this predicament?"
>>44447502
Unfortunately no good ideas come to you, because you are sure, 100% sure that throwing barrels of beer is just not an effective strategy. But its the only idea popping into your head at the moment.
Rolled 3 (1d100)
>>44447690
"Nigga my name is Juan." I tap the skeleton beside me. "This one is Loco Manolo, and together we are Las Calaveras 13!"
>>44447698
"I'm no fairy, bro- shit, it's a fucking doll!"
>>44447733
"Not talking to you dude, shut your trap. I'm really pieced, i mean pissed!"
>>44447554
You wake up on green fields with a pleasant sun illuminating the sky above, but you cannot remember how you have gotten into this place, what will you do now?
>>44447733
"Nice meet Juan and Loco Manolo" I give a big smile. "What Juan do here?"
>>44447769
"Nigga I'm here for you! Shit, I was sleeping and all, and then this fucking birdfuck appears and shit, does -unspeakable- things to me, and it tells me that I gotta find you! So, uh, what you gonna do? I think it told me something about helping you find something. Do we gotta get the doll good?"
>>44447765
"Well, Bugger." I lumber up, as if from a deep sleep, and glance around, scratching my head. "Yes, this is a predicament. Bugger me." I walk towards the nearest landmark I see, hoping to find people.
>>44447650
You wake up on a very unwelcoming abode, thread carefully for there are those that wish an eternal rest. On the distance you can hear the bickering of an old warforged walking on the path to legend, fading into the world.
>>44447801
For actions you have to roll a d100. Like searching stuff, attacking dodging. So if you want to leave a room/Scenery, you have to roll for location/random encounter.
Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>44447822
Alright, Wilco, thanks.
>>44447797
"Brutus want get strong. Brutus brain tell Brutus drink barrels of beer. So Brutus find city and drink beer" I give a thumbs up. "But first Brutus need fix Law. Mean lady spread Law everywhere."
>>44447801
So basically roll for everything, except when talking to players.
Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>44447807
I feel an overwhelming urge to salute in the distance of the noise. I then quietly try to look around for things nearby.
>>44447843
"Mean lady, Tch. What a bitch. I swear I'll kill her. And her sister. And this stupid angel.
Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>44447843
>>44447861
"Aight, aight." I tap Loco Manolo. "Bro, you know some healing magic like in dem RPG's?"
>>44447698
Blue pops out of Brutus's mouth and looks at the pieces of law scattered about. "Well....." She think about what to do with you and decides that she could build you a new body. One to suit her needs, she starts to work on a new body before you, the transfer will take a bit.
>>44447937
*Wait patiently*
Thanks man, appreciate it. I'll make sure to buy you lots of strawberries.
>>44447733
"Juan Zlex has aked me to reap you." Fiery hands grab you from behind and are going to crush every bone in your body. 300hp 50 attk roll 60 or higher.
Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>44448033
"You no hurt Juan" I yell before running towards him and doing a flying body tackle.
>>44447801
>>44447841
First welcome, second so sorry:
After much wandering you have found a rather disturbing landmark, it seems like some sort grave or tomb. You can of-course turn around and find a far more pleasant visage.
Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>44448033
"Shit!" I yell. "Don't do it, big guy!" I try kicking Yayaya's torso, to use it as support to jump back from his grip.
Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>44448071
"Hidden Bracers! Save my friend!!"
Rolled 81 (1d100)
>>44448088
"Well, that's pretty nice. They've got themselves a cosy little tomb out in the wilderness, good on you." Solace nods his head respectfully to the tomb, and moves on. "It'd be rude to disturb you now. Rest well, dead dude."
>>44447855
There are naught but gravestones, all marking the deaths of countless heroes, villains, dictators, emperors, peasants, orphans, animals, monsters. No pattern can be discern in this place, there used to be a large beast roaming around but it seems to have left with large man, and from the tracks... a doll?
Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>44448131
I attempt to follow the tracks.
>>44447959
After completely remodeling a new dimension Blue went ahead and dusted off some old designs, she could build a rather formidable body when she wanted. This one is pure steel and yarn. Well the inside is all yarn. But the outside its all steel.
+200HP +20def +30 intimidation.
>>44448071
You are about to be burned to a crisp by a powerful fire demon but.
>>44448099
Law's bracers wake up and get to work. "Hey its ya3" The demon does not dignify them with a response but it does stop trying to burn the large man.
>>44448094
You mange to evade and wiggle free. The demon is perplexed by this.
281 hp, it goes to burn you. 40 attck roll.
Rolled 12, 24, 30 + 90 = 156 (3d100 + 90)
>>44448247
Law reporting in!
Messy profile:
Law
260 hp
Justice in person
Ranger, professional Wine addict, Pyromancer
2/10.000 persons killed
Notable kills;
Ragat, fists of thunder
Nera the crawling one
Abilities:
+20 City finding
+20 Defending
+30 Medicine Checks
+30 Intimidation
+40 Fire Magic
Inv:
Strange Hellspawntooth
Golem Eye [EPIC] *CURSED*
Bracers of the hidden shield [Epic]
Phoenix Belt [Epic]
Dragon Lamp [Epic] *CURSED*
Bow/Arrow
A lot of Hate
Other Abilities:
x3 Fireswords, +50 attack each
One Time use: +100 to any attack
One Time use: Free boss kill [used]
Companions:
Shia’ya (Lost)
Rakais (Dead and Lost)
Persons met:
Peebles
Ian
Doctor Mu (dead)
Vince
moose
Freehelm
Brutus
Hermit
Katharina
"Leave at once, demon!"
>Firesword his ass. +90 each attack
>>44448130
On your travel you find a nice town, it seems buzzing with activity, although you realize that there seems to be no connection to where you were before. Its as if a single step can take you far, far away.
Rolled 27 (1d100)
>>44448323
I give Juan and Law a thumbs up before jumping and trying to dropkick the demon in the chest
Rolled 9, 13 = 22 (2d100)
>>44448323
"Nigga I'll fucking roast you! Mark my works, bitch." I try to outrun his attack, as if escaping from the cops.
"Loco Manolo, kill the faggot!" I yell to my skeleton.
>first roll for my escape, second for Loco Manolo's attack.
>>44448162
"Hello there food." You hear from behind, it seems a creature is nearby. It pounces on you.
Rolled 20, 1 = 21 (2d100)
>>44448497
I counter by Throwing a fireball behind me.
"Wait, you've got it wrong, I'm not food, I'm the cook."
>>44448346
Your attacks do little in the way of actual damage. You have however, managed to piss it off.
225 hp. 50 attk roll.
>>44448389
You go thru the demon as it is non corporeal.You manage to burn yourself. -10 hp.
>>44448435If you escape had been any less successful it would have been entered into the history books at the worst attempt ever, right after the one performed by a pirate known as Jack.
The demon grabs your left leg and rips it right off. -20 hp
Rolled 78, 24 = 102 (2d100)
>>44448618
>Block the attack. +20
>Intimidate +30
"You dare go against a god? I'll have you know i graduated top in my class of killing worthlessinsects like you. I've been involved in numerous godslaying activities! I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>44448618
I feel my burning flesh regenerating before turning around. I see the demon tearing Juan's leg off "No! No hurt Juan" When I tried touching the fire man, I just went straigth through him, so I don't really know what to do. But suddenly I get a bright idea. I start sucking in air with all my might before blowing it all towards the demon. "Brutus blow out candle man"
>>44448562
The creature sidesteps your feeble attempt to counter attack it, and rips your head off. - 50 hp. "Ok dinner, just look." She is now eating your body.
Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>44448692
Look girl, can't we just talk about this? I'm sure you can get A head of the situation if you let me head on out with you.
>>44448665
Your intimidation staggers the demon for a second, your attack connects and manages to do some real damage. 147 hp
>>44448683
"what..." This brute manages to suck in a lot of oxygen and then release so much air towards the demon that its form flickers.
58 hp left 20 attk roll
>>44448746
>>44448746
She is not completely convinced by your statement, and is a bit put off by the pun. In an odd way she likes them. But what really, REALLY bothers her is that you are still alive...
"How are you talking?!?!"
Rolled 23 + 40 (1d100 + 40)
>>44448810
>Firefuel myself fist first into him.
>>44448836
Your attack completely snuff the demon out.
Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>44448810
"Brutus kinda hungry. Brutus wonder how fire tastes" I walk closer and literally try to suck in the fire demon.
Rolled 44 + 30 (1d100 + 30)
>Firstaid Gangsterbro
>>44448879
This is not enough to fully bring him back to the land of the living, he has lost a lot of blood. roll 70 or higher.
>>44448851
I suddenly realize Juan is still lying on the ground passed out. I grab his leg and run over "Juan, Juan, you okay? Brutus help" I spit on the broken leg and attempt to reattach it to his body.
Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>44448831
Eh, All a mind really needs to survive is energy, Substitute the natural energy from the body with mana and you can keep yourself alive indefinatly.
Elemental magecraft really.
Now, miss, Mind picking me up? I don't really want to lie here in the dirt.
Don't worry, I'm mostly 'armless.
Rolled 3 + 30 (1d100 + 30)
>>44448858
"You alright? Man that was a tough dude. But i fought tougher. You know there was this mariachi, my first fight, holy shit I was so scared I nearly pissed myself.
Alright, now let's see. This dude is pretty roughed up..."
>>44448906
>Roll to save
Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>44448914
>>44448919
... She is completely freaked out by what you are saying. "STRANGER DANGER!!!" She is now packing up your body and preparing to make her escape from the situation she is currently in.
>>44448914
>>44448948
You attempt slows down the bleeding, but...
>>44448938
For some reason you think of removing the heart to stop the bleeding, technically that works, except that well it does not have the intended result for the poor man. In the end Zlex got his revenge?
[DEATH-END Juan.]
>>44449064
WIping the sweat from my brows i exclaim:
"Damn, I did everything I could. There was no saving him. Sorry..."
>>44449064
"Juan! Brutus sorry. Brutus not drink much and Brutus not have much spit, Brutus sorry Brutus fail" I say sadly. "Brutus and Law did everything could" I say before patting Law on the back.
Rolled 17 (1d100)
>>44449064
WAAAAIT, Please don't take my body with you!
I attempt to follow her by casting firemagic out of my neck.
>>44448948
>>44449094
"Well Brutus. What now? I feel powerful. But not strong enough, we need to find more power for both of us!
Where do we go? Maybe a town or city?
Let me dig a grave for him. How about you rest and search that flamefucker over there?"
>>44449123
She runs away screaming things about weird wizards and how some weird guy did not die when his head popped off. You are left there to ponder upon your current predicament.
Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>44449137
>>44449064
I nod my head and walk over to the flame man and search him
>>44449163
You find a note from Zlex saying to kill Juan and bring back the Dimensional map that he should be carrying.
Rolled 77 (1d100)
>>44449203
Dimensional map? I walk over to Juan and give a silent prayer before searching him.
Rolled 47, 9 = 56 (2d100)
shit i got meme'd
Adabel Drylvan of Clan Rajik
Race: Human
Age: Late twenties or early thirties.
Pic related
Rolling for Health and Luck.
Rolled 20 (1d100)
>>44449252
"Blue, i can't thank you enough. Seriously. You seem to be very knowledgable, how can Brutus and i become stronger?"
>While digging grave
>>44449252
You find a strange orb, "Brutus Rex."
>>44449308
"You've still owe me, a couple tons of strawberries. Ask me again after you get them. Also why can I smell that you had fairy panties in your possession?"
>>44449259
You find yourself being caught cheating by a rather pissed off orc. What a way to start your day.
Rolled 97 (1d100)
Reporting in!
Katharina Cacatoro
Human | Female
City Knight
HP: 66
Luck: 98
Inventory:
Whip of Aenor: Epic Level item, +30 attk to all undead, +10 Charisma when speaking to demons.
Dark Crown of Anubis: +40 control over undead, +20 control over demons.
Holy Armor of Anubis: +50 Protection from all damage, +20 intimidation
Persons met:
Law
Brutus
LadonI'M LATE
Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>44449318
"Brutus rex?" I open my mouth and ask "Bluberry know what this?" while taking a close look at the orb.
>>44449384
"Because I had. Long story. Wasn't my fault tho'.
Alright Brutus? How about i try to guide us into a city? I need to buy some strawberries. Maybe we can find something interesting there."
Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>44449384
I give him a strained half-smile. "That certainly was a mistake. *Somebody* must be trying to set me up as a cheater! You seem like a do-er of good. Aid me in my plight!" I stand melodramatically, one hand held high.
>>44449414
The goddess Athena stands before you, Katharina in recognition to your service to the gods i have decided to give you a blessing.
+150 hp Blessing of Athena
Rolled 49 + 20 (1d100 + 20)
>>44449434
>I guess lead us to a city. Preferably the one where my house is.
Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>44449565
I thank Athena with all my heart, but I must get going. I wonder where the doll and Brutus wandered off to.
>Start searching for clues for where those two might have gone
>>44449420
"I was hoping you did not ask that question."
A slender woman shows up, its one of your older sisters. "How have you been brother?" She hands you a small vial. +100 hp
>>44449737
*stare*
"She's your sister? Interesting."
>>44449690
"You have heard a myriad of stories, including how they went to a seedy town to gamble away in a very lewd game of Centaur Girl Quest. From there the trail leads to a cemetery were you find the disembodied head of pyromancer, it seems to be sleeping. (jokarun's character) Andsome clues point that the duo you look for is nearby. Certainly getting into trouble.
Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>44449737
"Sister!" I run over to her "Brutus is good, but many things happen!" after which I keep talking and talking for way too long "And then Juan die and Brutus no able to save Juan, and now Brutus find weird orb and then sister show up" at this point I'm even a little out of breath. "Sister what this orb? It say Brutus on it, same as Brutus name"
>>44449819
She wacks you on the head a few times with her weapon, a normal man would be beaten to a pulp by this. "That was for losing Medusa. And for being so thick headed." She sighs, "Its a dimensional map, the kind that belongs to the clan. Talking about that the Sunborn kingdom wants you to be there for the royal wedding."
Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>44449785
Centaur Girl Quest?! I don't even know what that could possibly be, but it sounds awful. I'll have to give those two a talking to. The decapitated head's probably their doing, too. I sigh and get ready to be dragged into another fight for those two.
...Centaur Girl Quest...ugh.
Rolled 46 (1d100)
>>44449876
"Royal wedding? Can I come? There's yarn and wine, right? I can make a fire show for the kids."
Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>44449876
"B-but sister, Brutus try enter Sunborn Kingdom, but Henrietta throw Brutus far far away after saying mean things to Brutus" I pout. "Brutus no like Henrietta anymore. Law need come too, or Brutus not go."
>>44449888
When you get there, you see a scene that its hardly coherent. The remains of a fire demon, a dead human being mourned by a skeleton mariachi, a giant demonic tomb keeping dog. A metal elemental and Brutus talking to a woman that is 'dressed' in the barest definition of the word.
Rolled 95 (1d100)
>>44449969
This seems like an awful big mess even for Law and Brutus. But no doll? This could actually be dangerous. I grab the whip and get ready to cleave and smite if need be.
"Brutus? Just what have you gotten yourself into now?"
>>44449902
>>44449958
"You want a sentient armor to accompany you?" She thinks about this for a bit. She is also unsure why Henrietta threw you off, probably because of making fun of her size.
"I guess its fine." Blue pops out, "I love weddings!" Kha Ry does not even question that you have a fae living in your mouth. With you its a given that some weird stuff happens.
>>44450060
"I'm no Armor."
>>44450046
"Yo, What up Katharina. You look smashing."
>>44450046
"Katharina. Nice see you! This Brutus sister and this Law. Law get new body from Blue because mean lady spread Law everywhere! Now Brutus and Law head to wedding. Katharina come too, many drink and food, Brutus think fun"
>>44450046
Bahamut lord of all creatures, the supreme beast. "Katharina, I am told that you have performed greatly in service of us the immortals. It is my pleasure to gift you with my protection."
Bahamut's protection: Beasts and Monsters do 90% less damage.
Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>44450060
"We no be late, we need leave now. We all follow sister, sister find way" I give Kat and Law a smile
Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>44450081
>>44450093
That's a lot to take in, and a lot to actually decipher into usable information.
"Oh! Well. I suppose I can spare some time to join in on that, but I still want the full story on all thi--"
>>44450162
I bow my head. "Thank you for this gracious gift." I wonder if grandpa ever started to hardly feel special from constant rewards and blessings when he adventured, I fear I'm starting to.
But time to follow Brutus.
Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>44450222
>Try to shoot yarn in Katharinas face, like spiderman.
>>44450335
Want to see what happens to Law? Tune in for next quest when? This Friday 4pm EST. Will he get wrecked? Mostly likely, will Katharina the blessed one get another epic something? You can bet one it.
Will we ever know what Centaur Girl Quest is about? Maybe. Remember to come see more of your favorite Nightmare based quest.
>>44447435
>tinyurl / LOSTARCHIVE
Da fuq does that mean mate?
How do I get to the archive?
>>44451044
Use tinyurl <> .com/LOSTARCHIVE
Minus the <>
