Allright you sorry maggot filled socks! I am your new Commissar. You may adress me as; sir, lord, or Sir/lord Commissar.
I hope you feel a great pride when you all are serving under me! But to be honest, the boys down at the Administratium station hasn't provided me with the correct information about this regiment. so to get to know eachother better, I will ask a couple of questions.
My first question to you all is your regiment classification.....
>1d10
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>44442324
Sir, yes sir!
Penal scum...You all should be gracefull for getting a second chance in your miserable lives to serve the glorious Emperor of mankind! But you still won't have MY respect untill you earn it, the same goes with trust!Do you guys want to roll on the Recruitment Criteria or do you want to take Gangers by default?
>>44442375
I'd like to roll, let's do this fully.
>>44442375
Nah, I'd rather be imperial guard's own convicts. not gangsters and scum from penal colonies, but your average guardsman who committed a crime not worthy of an execution but more than enough to end up here.
>>44442375
>>44442389
>>44442415
ok, roll a d100 then
Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>44442430
SIRBYESSIR
>>44442437
Seems like you scum have potential, convicts from a warrior caste....I kinda like it, not that it would help you sway my opinion as of yet.Going Punishment/Redemption/Recycling by default when it comes to the nature of recruitment, I do not see how any other option could fit
Now, tell me about your homeworld. Who knows maybe we have something in common
>1d100 for homeworld
Rolled 4 (1d100)
>>44442460
>>44442469
A hive world, well that's something. Sadly I have little experience about hive worlds, what else can you tell me about your home?
>1d100 for terrain
>>44442460
Sorry sir, we aren't to bright. Seems we keep doing the same thing wrong. Perhaps you can help us, sir.
Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>44442500
Well, we probably weren't potato farmers.
>>44442517
Oh my, well you have earned some respect by comming from a desert planet, but only some, and that is not a lot in my book. Now can someone here tell me about your core units in this regiment. I haven't had enough time to browse trough the dataslate regarding you lot.
>1d100
Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>44442585
I-I can Lord Commisar
>>44442593
Drop troops! By the Emperor, where you all dropped on the head when you were young?! But you must also posses some type of Specialization?
>1d10
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>44442615
well, clearly, ser.
>>44442615
I can shoot backwards and Barry over there can juggle 3 laspistols at once ser!
>>44442644
an ah' can caber toss a wee blighter 50 yards, me'lud.
>>44442626
drop troops that fight from a distance. I really hope you all are good at ranged combat....
Now looking at your records I can see that you all where.......
>1d10 for loyalty rating
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>44442667
Heretics, M'lord
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>44442667
Aye, Ah can hit a wee deer from a mile orf.
>>44442680
Close, but the Administratium sees your "ways of life" as unorthodox, but I am here to guide you into the proper light, and not a misleading distant light of the Emperor!
Now, have the lads from the monitorum supplied you with anything special?
>1d100
Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>44442698
>>44442698
uther than me' glorious kilt, I dunnay know.
>>44442707
A special vehicle....I need to see it for myself after this....must be some kind of drop transport...
Now, share with me your creed.
>1d100
>>44442698
They'd been callin us Heretics, sorry about the mix up Ser
Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>44442725
No idea sir, if we have a ship, It's probably put back
Rolled 35 (1d100)
>>44442725
aye commissar
>>44442746
Despite being convicts I can see that you still care for your homeworld deeply. So, what are you relations with the other Imperial organizations?
>1d100
>roll 1d100 for enemeis too while we are at it
Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>44442764
err weeeeellll
Rolled 63 (1d100)
>>44442764
I don't know who's got our back, but fuck those...
>>44442778
I wonder why the Administratium is so fond of you guys? Perhaps you helped them in some administrive way, I need to talk to the head of the Administratium station later this week
>>44442764
long story sah...
>>44442797
ah was thee prettiest secratary you'd ever see, ser.
>>44442797
Oh, those guys? Sometimes we do air-to-ground Mail runs for them. We are their go to postal men when Astropath is down.
I will let you guys fluff this regiment if you want to. But please roll for enemies table if you want to have an enemy to fight
>>44442847
we did. we rolled twice.
>>44442847
Urrr sir, I found it. You just ignored meplz no BLAM
H-here it is
>>44442783
>>44442871
I must have missed that, sorry about that penal scum...Anyway your enemies are chaos space marines
>>44442893
Does that make us best buddies with DAngels?
>>44442893
well lads, ah'd say er new boss-man is well aqquanited with us, wouldn't yer say?
So we are a caste of warrior penal scum from a desert hive world. We paratroop into combat via some special vehicle for long range fighting. We have some unorthodox beliefs which may or may not have developed into some serious hometown pride. We're good friends with the administratium and hate/fight a sect of chaos space marines.
Do you guys want to roll up the chaos space marines?
>>44442939
and we have a soldier who shoots backwards, a guy called barry who juggles lazpistols and a scottish guy.
>>44442949
Sure. Let's hear the Intel on those heretical fucks.... M'lord.
>>44442971
Sounds like a right good party. I'm imagining some sort of inglorious bastards group
>>44442988Not going to bother with roleplay here FYI
Legion Warband or Renegade Chapter?
>1d10
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>44442989
>>44443002
Renegade Chapter, roll again for secondary element (this can stack)wut?
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>44443011
>>44443019
Renegade-renegades, what?
moving on
Why did they fall?
>1d100
Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>44443167
>>44443167
for the lulz
>>44443203
The Chapter's forces were stationed in an area with a powerful Warp presence. This twisted their minds and corrupted them.
Who was the Warband's Progenitor?
>1d100
>>44443027
Those... those... DOUBLE RENEGADES.
Rolled 67 (1d100)
>>44443285
whoops
>>44443416
Dark Angels
Devotion to the Ruinous Powers
>1d10
Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>44443478
If the actual Dark Angels fell, who would they be devoted to?
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>44443478
Oh fug
>>44443561
Fanatic. The marines of the warband are highly devoted to their God(s), willingly submitting themselves to the Ruinous Powers and viewing possession as favourable.
Chaos Worship
>1d12
Rolled 6 (1d12)
>>44443571
>>44443611
Slaanesh?
>>44443611
ole' papa Nurgle!
What form do the Chapters' beliefs take?
>1d100
Rolled 95 (1d100)
>>44443640
>6
>not Slaanesh
>>44443671
Do what you want, for an Astartes is Free - These Marines are no longer bound by any laws or codes, and will do as they please when they please.
Warband Demeanor
>1d10
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>44443688
frisky get
>>44443737
Scorched Earth. The battle-brothers of the Warband commonly destroy anything they do not need so the enemy cannot use it. Even valuable things, such as captured fortresses and ships, are considered expendable if the foe can use it to their advantage.
Common Mutations/Deficiencies
>1d10
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>44444205
>>44444258
Body Horror
Common Mental Flaws
>1d10
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>44444321
>>44444338
Sanity is for the Weak - Marines disregard pitiful things such as "logic" and "common sense".
Figure of Legend
>1d100
Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>44444458
He was the best of us sir.
>>44445888
Warband leader, Daemon Prince, or Chaos Lord
Deeds of Legend
>1d100
c'mon people let's speed uupp!
Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>44445942
bugger
>>44446726
you forgot to roll c^mon!
>>44446743
A fearsome champion of the Dark Gods, the figure ascended and became a Daemon Prince. He used his new power to crush all who opposed the Warband at the time.
Warband Homeworld
>1d100
>>44446808
oh c'mon you forgot your trip man fuck.
Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>44446808
>>44446836
Fortress World
Homeworld terrain
>1d100
>>44446861
dude... >>44446826
>>44444205
Makes sense if they worship Papa Nurgle.
Bring the ruin! Nothing can last forever!
Rolled 48 (1d100)
>>44446861
Rolled 92 (1d100)
>>44446861
>>44447052
Ice
This one >>44447055 was toxic. Do you guys want them combined?
>>44447062
Sure
Moving on!
Combat doctrine
>1d10
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>44447089
>>44447096
Siege and Attrition - Marines are skilled at trench warfare, sieges and similar forms of fighting. Able to stretch out fights until the foe starves to death.
Special Equipment
>1d100
Rolled 91 (1d100)
>>44447158
Biological Experiments
oohh sheeeiit
Warband Status
>1d10
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>44447206
Well, they do have Body Horror.
>>44447158
Again, makes sense for papa N's children to be the patient types. Ain't no rush to kill. Let the enemy whittle themselves down, slowly starving, getting sick, lose supply, wear out their equipment, ect. Then back to the unlivable planet they call home.
>>44447206
Biological siege warfare from a bunch of fume-breathing mutants.
>>44447219
Slightly Understrength
Cause of diminished strength
>1d10
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>44447243
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>44447243
>>44447259
Conflicts within the Warband. Anything from the Warband fracturing to an all-out civil war.
Warband allies. Who has our back?
>1d100
Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>44447269
>>44447277
Chaos warband or specific Chaos Lord
Im voting for Typhus!
Who are the Warband's enemies
>1d100
Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>44447322
>>44447365
Specific Dark Eldar Kabal/leader
That's all for that table. Shall we fluf them out even more. And to be honest, they do sound terrafying. No wonder we have a penal legion fighting them
>>44447404
They regularly steal poisons from these guys. The raiders don't like getting raided and retaliate.
>>44442988
To get back to our IG Regiment, I like the idea of equal parts Inglorious Bastards and The Expendables.
With their Unorthodox beliefs, they should be a "think outside of the box to get it done" troopers. Essentially they are given free reign to try whatever batshit crazy tactics or plans because they aren't expected to survive. And that's also why they're given missions which have such ludicrous odds against them, such as battle damn Space Marines.
A sort of "Well, if you fail and all die, no loss to us, but if you succeed, it would be incredibly advantageous." In short, the unit is seen as a pile of nickels to be used for the slot machines.
Except no one counted on them actually succeeding.
Summaries
MILITARUM REGIMENT
>Class
Penal Legion
>Recruitment
Warrior Caste
>Homeworld Type
Hive World
>Homeworld Terrain
Desert
>Core Unit
Drop Troops
>Specialization
Long-range Combat
>Loyalty
Unorthodox
>Special Equipment
Special Vehicle
>Creed
For the homeworld
>Allies
Administratum
>Enemies
CSM
CHAOS SPACE MARINE WARBAND
>Origin
Renegade Chapter
>Secondary Element
Renegade Marines
>Cause of Fall
Warp presence
>Progenitor
Dark Angels
>Devotion
Fanatic
>Worship
Nurgle (or Slaanesh due to misread)
>Beliefs
Do what you want, for an Astartes is Free
>Demeanor
Scorched Earth
>Mutations
Body Horror
>Mental Flaws
Sanity is for the Weak
>Figure of Legend
Warband leader, Daemon Prince, or Chaos Lord
>Legendary Deed
Daemon Prince ascension
>Homeworld
Ice or Ice/Toxic
>Combat Doctrine
Siege and Attrition
>Special Equipment
Biological Experiments
>Status
Slightly Understrength
>Cause
Infighting/Civil War
>Allies
Chaos warband or lord
>Enemies
IG regiment (also a certain Kabal)
I think the first thing we should start with are names.
>>44448666
Let's start by naming the Penal regiment home world and go from thereNice trips by the way
>>44448666
Ideas for the IG Regiment:
>The Mad Foxes
>Daelthorne Expiditionary Unit
>Penal Legion #77-Gamma-8492 (The Bastard 77)
>Akkarite Balistas
>>44448666
Here's my suggestions for names.
Regiment: 21st Arenost Madfoxes (thanks >>44448827 )
Regiment World: Arenost
Warband: Angels of Virtue (they kept their old name)
Warband World: Crush (should be ice/toxic, just for fun)
>>44448893
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Crush, the vile homeworld of the Angels of Virtue. The records say that the ice world planet had a small human population, who had the job of building a new fortress world for the Imperium. And then the heretics made it thier base of operations.
The probes that has been gifted to me by magos Sarbel have been put in good use. Over the years they have been skimming around the edges of the solar system, snapping picts of the planet. And over the past 50 years the once pure white planet has turned into a green toxic wasteland. Who knows how deep the vile toxins have penetrated the ice caps.
I have tried to assemble the sector commander to launch a full scale attack onto Crush. But a recent Ork waagh has begun to attack the twin agri worlds of Ober Alfa and Ober Beta. And I have had no luck with the adeptus astarties either. But the Emperor sometimes share his divine will into others and send them my way. A newly formed penal legion had been founded from the convicts from the death world Arenost in the Samsara subsector.
I have spoken with thier commander and both he and I have approved of a suprise air assult onto the main fortress on Crush. With the Emperor as my witness i vow to crush the heretics and reclaim Crush for the Imperium of Man!
+++END OF PERSONAL LOG+++
+++LOGGING OUT+++
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+++STANDBY+++I am not the best write faggot, but I hope this inspires other to fluff them out even more
>>44449331
I heard that Arenost's entire warrior caste was condemned for seizing control of civilian facilities and attempting to curry undue influence within the Administratum. Are you sure they can be trusted to face Astartes, even in their degraded state?
>>44449472
That is true, but the so-called "Madfox" regiments are still made up of dedicated warriors, despite their technical penal status. They specialize in dropping into tactically favorable positions from the air (the nearby forge world produces a special air-deployment craft colloquially referred to as a "Blazer") and assaulting at long range, thus working in concert with whatever ground vehicles or heavy artillery they have at their disposal. These flanking tactics will surely serve them well against a force that is firstly insane and secondly more specialized in static siege combat.
>>44442939
Our favorite homeworld pastime was hockey, and the worst player of the season is cast into the giant worm pit. The administratum favors us, but thinks we're fucking weird, and so it got the attention of the Imperial guard Proper.
We were sentenced as heretics for being hockey fanatics.
