Alright /tg/, be honest
How heretical have you been this year?
>>44437506
Extra.
>>44437506
I went on Disney Channel's website without my parents' permission.
>>44437506
Not very.
Fapped to xenos. Lots of xenos.
Couldn't find any witches to burn.
No heretics to purge either.
Did honor the Machine God and also fapped to android porn however.
Honestly feel pretty bad for disappointing the Emperor.
I did enjoy and contribute to the Ice Wraiths thread though, so there's that.
>>44437506
Lots of fapping and mistakes were made.
Purge me for my heresy.
>>44437506
I'm amazed slaanesh him/herself hasn't dragged me screaming into the void.
Seriously /tg/ has corrupted me to an insane extent, and then they had to get rid of the Weekend Smut Thread, forcing me into the darker and scarier waters that are /d/ and /b/.
>>44437506
I started a Horus Heresy Alpha Legion army. So uh......
>>44437506
I grabbed Khorne Daemonkin and some blood letters and I also started Dark Eldar... am I gonna be purged?
>>44437506
I completely gave up on GW and started giving all my money to Corvus Belli, Mantic Games and whoever the hell makes Bolt Action.
Does this make me a MEGA-HERETIC?
>>44437506
on a scale of 1-10, solid 5
>>44437506
not overly heretical
i did fap to an eldar but i was horrified by what i did and spent the rest of the year in penance.
i never missed an opportunity to purge a xenos mutant or heretic though.
i missed one shot but chased that ork fuck across 7 planets to take him down.
>>44437506
How heretical are Squats?
>>44439890
Squats? As heretical as IG tend to be.
Chaos Squats? Well...
Let's see
>Smashed some 'umies
>Smashed some panzies
>Smashed some niddies
>Smashed some of dem robot ladz
>Smashed some of dem tau
>Smashed some weird ladz what teleported
>Smashed some beakies
>Smashed some spiky beakies
>Smashed some uvver orkz
Think I was pretty good this year.
>>44437506
MY FAITH IS UNQUESTIONABLE!
>>44438002
>Ice Wraiths
Mah nigga! Keep what you kill brutha.
>>44437506
did a lot of heretical crap, but I bought and have been playing the crap out of the Dawn of War games as the Imperial Guards.
>>44437506
To the point I fapped with my right hand to a futa analing a zombie girl.
More than once.
>>44437506
Not very. I haven't even bothered to write erotic fanfiction for Warhammer 40k, like I planned.
More heretical than your body has room for.
>>44437506
I slept with a heretic and I regretted nothing.
>>44437506
Not much, a bit slaaneshi by fapping to ponies and furries in general
>>44437506
Ugh. Do I gotta? Do you want games, or RL? Because RL all I'm copping to is that as usual I got off to mountains of yuri and futa romance.
In my games? Tremendous numbers of interspecies relations and unity, tolerance of mythos-corrupted people to seek a cure or healing, plots to commit treason in self-defense, use of undead for commercial purposes, unlawful acceptance of cats, a boy got turned into a girl and other things by some unpleasant curse and got some serious horror but then got a girlfriend who loves him anyways so now he's becoming ok with it, unpaid taxes, consorting with beastfolk, consorting with dark lords in order to score info, swag, and free food, harboring an involuntary but still fugitive ultra mass murderer with a 6-digit count, creation of illegal and horrifying skin-melting diseases, keeping a Deep One around since it doesn't want to go back to the ocean no more, public drunkeness, going well over the allotted allowance of revelry, providing protection for a former dream psychic who turned on his own kind, creation of holy artifacts without cosmically observed sanctification, consorting with cultists with the intention of saving them from themselves, spying, experimental cybernetics, allowing someone with a dead shoggoth infection to roam around instead of locking them in a steel safe and throwing it into a volcano, and uh lastly from what I remember, love quadrangles.
>>44437506
eh my guess is probably very, i mean slannesh and khorne are probably fighting to see which one drags me kicking and screaming into the warp right now.
>>44437506
Not enough.
I disappointed Slaanesh this year.
I read some of the works of a very special Irish leper
