This is how I thief.
Was she actually good or bad at it?
>>44431347
>this is how I barbarian.
So a That Guy thief then?
>>44431408
Is there any other kind of thief? It's a class made for That Guys.
>>44431374
Well she managed to steal ALL the materia from entire party's gear at one point.
Only to get herself trapped by a joke crimelord character shortly afterwards.
>>44431347
This is how I thief.
>>44431347
You little fuck give back my materia, and fucking put them into the slots they originally were in.All those years back, a friend of mine almost quit playing FF7 right there on the spot when the materia orbs are stolen, and nearly quit again when they were returned in randomized order.
>>44431374
She would commit unspeakable acts for Materia.
>>44431422
Well not stealing from the other party members is a good start. Which she does although I think only once after she joins. Also fuck that save point.
>>44431471
Once after she joins, and she also steals from you if you fuck up the dialogue to get her to join you.
>>44431385
Neat.
This is how I barbarian.
>>44431471
>when i played a thief i did random dice rolls all the time while the rest of the party was talking about things
>the rest of the party just thought i had OCD or something
>i was passing notes to the GM every time i did a roll, which was for pickpocketing, and somehow i never got caught
>the rest of the party was thinking that the big bad hired invisible enemies to steal their stuff while they were asleep
>mfw it was just me taking all their stuff and pawning it to buy us a couple of horses
>mfw they thought i was the most generous person in the party and never found out that i took all the fighter and wizard's expensive magical items while they were talking about sewers and chili beans
>>44431497
She also fails to disgorge a piece of loot she finds when the party splits up if there is nobody to keep an eye on her.
Admittedly that's not quite as bad as stealing bud c'mon, we're saving the world here!
>>44431605
That Guy detected
How I Barbarian.
>>44431777
More of a dick, a That Guy is far worse and wouldn't do things like pass notes, they'd just yells out "I pickpocket their favorite things, rolling for it."
>>44431385
>best girl
>not a paladinMKC 2 was a mistake
This is how I grognard.
>>44431422
I think it's just a class that has a lot of features that tend to attract That Guys. There are many ways to play Rogue that aren't dick ass thief, as a (former)military scout or spy to name a few. So, you know, medieval Solid Snake/Michael Westen.
>>44431996
Actually I lied
She is how I would do LG Magnus/Eldrich Knight.
>>44431806
Worst part about rebuild to be honest
>>44431777
nice trips
>>44431347
This is how I Space Dorf.
>>44433381
>Dorf
>>>/reddit/
>>44433411
Newfag GTFO.
>>44433411
this is how I shapeshifter
this is how i plot hook.
>>44434098
Oh hey, I live near there. It's a place in England called Ongar
>>44431806
>Eva
My nigga.
>>44434098
>>44434150
Just noticed it's photoshopped though. The power plant is real, but the spider farm thing is fake. Also British signs always have a distance on them.
6/10 had me fooled for a moment.
>>44434098
>fallout 5.jpg
This is how I paladin.
>>44431347
Are you an annoying sidequest in the party with a LOLSORANDUMBXD personality?
>>44433411
Shouldn't you be getting ready to go back to school in a week, kiddo?
this is how I Rogue
>>44431444
That's how I Charlatan Background Sorcerer.
This is how I GM.
This is how Inotcrossplay
>>44434361
Aaaw!
>>44434997
You think that's something, this is how I quest rewards.
>>44434759
Technically correct. SA:O still should've ended after first season, though.
>>44431449
>almost
>nearly
So he nothing.
>>44435448
Should have skipped AHO and ended after deathgun.
This is how I play anything with a firearm. It always evolves into Clint Eastwood.
Always. I call it the Eastwood singularity.
>>44435890
Even with flintlocks?
>>44431806
>>44434176
>rebuilds
>>44435976
Dude, flintlocks are even better for oneliners. You only get one shot so you make every shot count.
>>44435476
In the end, yeah. Though it took him three days to simmer down before he continued.
>>44436083
Pretty much.
>>44435976
Even with a musket. Wendal was slowly turning into the man with no name and less and less of a crazy war vet by the session.
>>44431806
I hope she and Asuka become even more monstrous.
>>44436264
is that your fetish?
>>44436305
Partially.
But mostly because I am disappointed with how the angel's curse or whatever turned out. Leaving them physically 14 felt like a huge cop-out to me.
This is how a Lawful Evil BBEG.
(Or Lawful EvilFallenPaladin?)
>>44435792
>skipping Alicization
Heresy. It's one of the better parts.
>>44436982
More like Lawful Neutral Inquisitor
This is how I paladin
>>44436350
Yeah that's hardly a fucking curse. I would fucking LOVE to be stuck at 14.
>>44437571
Can Inquisitors fall, though? I've never really played one.
Anyway obligatory this is how I Paladin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-C9q-Na6_w
Someday, I'll put little old black ladies as terrifying Paladins NPCs.
this is how i cheese
>>44437570
THAT'S NOT SAYING MUCH.
>>44437648
That is how I blackguard.
This is how I gunslinger.
>>44437873
Sad part is, even into TTK, that shit has been nerfed and is STILL busted as fuck.
>>44431444
That is how i Archeologist Bard.
>>44431385
This is how I paladin
>>44437892
Regardless, to skip the better while keeping the worse is bad.
>>44440231
SAO is just awful though. Like the entire series is a sliding scale of poor pacing, unlikeable characters and Mary Sue bullshit literally out the ass. On top of that, it has caused the writers better series, Accel World, to take a back seat because a good 60-70% of anime fans have objectively shit taste.
This is how I priest.
This is how I warlock
This is how I cleric
>>44441316
Based Canas
>>44441316
You're doing it right.
>>44441421
What about Henry though?
>>44432087
Nah man, LG Psychic Armory Soulknife.
>>44441396
Sauce?
>>44440228
This is how I paladin.
>>44434003
This is how I shapeshifter.
>>44441316
This is how I warlock.
>>44431667
I know it's been years since I played but I don't recall this. Details?
>>44441823
It's right before "let's mosey" hopping down the hole to confront final Jenova and Sephiroth
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/g0SaSm7.png "latest[1].png")
This is how I fighter.
>>44440423
Accel World is getting a new Anime though.
>>44441609
It looks like Father Gascoigne from Bloodborne
>>44441609
>>44442011
Yeap, it sure is him
>>44431347
This is how I Paladin
This is how I alchemist.
>>44435448
SA:O should've ended after the first HALF of the first season. I'm still baffled that they just kept going for another ten episodes.
>>44442037
Good ol' based Space Jesus
This is how I Paladin.
>>44442022
Beasts all over the shop
this is how I bard
>>44434759
This is how I crossplay.Not.
This is how I assassin
>>44443001
Who's she?
>>44431347
This is how I Tiefling
>>44443018
Just a cute barmaid, and she likes you so these drinks are on the house! Come on, drink up and party, right?
>>44443059
Sure thing.
I drink it.
>>44443102
Forgot image.
>>44443059
I take a swig from my flask instead.
>>44431347
This is how I treasure hunt
>>44443102
It's quite a tasty lager. Her coworker comes around and keeps everyone's mugs full.
>>44443146
Neat.
>>44443001
This is how I assassin.
>>44443161
>Nagisa
>Not Karma
So he can clap. So what?
>>44431347
This is how I blaster-wizard
>>44443191
You should be glad I'm not stealing your "husbando" or something.
>>44443146
I'll stop drinking after one, since it would be a waste of time: I can't get drunk either way so what's the point, right?
>>44441396
This is how I cleric.
>>44443208
This is how I blaster wizard.
>>44442669
This is how I bard
>>44443124
How does one drink with a mask anyway?
And for certain targets, anti-venoms are more lethal than standard poisons.
>>44443161
Be careful playing with knives, kid.
This is how I Assassin
>>44443291
Bard/Paladin or Bard/Synthesist Summoner, depending on the system.
>>44443341
>How does one drink with a mask anyway?
You take it off?
>And for certain targets, anti-venoms are more lethal than standard poisons.
Indeed, but what does that have to do with me?
>>44443341
I'll keep it in mind.
>>44443364
>>44437961
>>44435890
This is how I gunslinger
This how how I Shadowrun.
>>44443405
Pay more attention kid, I was talking to muscles over there about masks and anti-venom.
Besides, my shift is over and I'm getting out of here. Have fun for the rest of the party, okay?
>Five minutes later a minor noble at the next table over dies foaming at the mouth.
>>44443476
A man is dying? I must act quickly!
I bind his soul to my ceremonial dagger as it escapes his body.
And then run.
>>44441916
Which nation is that? Arathor?
>>44434310
This is how I rogue.
This is how I superhero.
>>44443515
Hey, as long as he's not around in the morning to sign certain trade agreements, my job is done. Actually, see if you can raise him later, might get hired to put him down again and I'll split the pay with you.
This is how I Correlian smuggler.
>>44443719
Can do. If you need me, I'll be in the local graveyard, digging for bones.
This is how I Lawful Evil drow. Or Lawful Good if you're from /pol/.
This is how I Chosen One Paladin
>>44443756
Hey, necromancer!
Guess what?Knife!
>>44443859
Butter knife? Steak knife? Swiss Army knife?
>>44443895
The one that ends you.https://youtu.be/-J1UwrlyPI0?t=1m27s
>>44434310
Styx is what all rogues should strive to be
>>44443727
Neat!
>>44435448
it should have ended at episode 1
>>44444093
I concur.
>>44444093
But then you'd never have Sugu best girl...
(this is how I roll to persuade)
This is how I vampire BBEG.
As in one of the players know who she's based on and continually tries to convince the other players that they really should be that worried.
Good times.
This is how I investigator
This is how I familiar
This is how I political subplots
>>44444453
Same game actually,
This is how I healer NPC
>>44444789
Or don't post the image I guess
>>44443682
You're doing it wrong.
>>44437961
This is how I gunslingerAlternatively, this is how I Roland Deschain
This is how I samurai.
>>44440423
>Accel World
.Hack is superior. By not mentioning .Hack to be better I claim you are a heretic.
>>44445443
But isn't .Hack competing with SAO in the whole MMO Anime thing?
I didn't think it was similar to Accel World.
This is how I wizard with charlatan background?
>>44445536
.Hack is far superior. Characters, feeling of an MMO, It's the best in the MMO-setting media.
>>44440228
This is how I fallen Paladin/BBEG.All he wanted was for his kingdom to be happy. Now all he wants is his family back.
>>44444902
How so?
>>44445734
Accel World isn't MMO related though.
>>44445803
Irrelevant, my point was that .Hack is a better comparison & a superior product.
This is how I Mission Control
>>44445754
this is how I not DM.sorry gote, you're OC is dead.
this is how i necromancer
This is how I rogue.
>>44431385
This is how I barbarian.
>>44445824
You're comparing apples an oranges.
>>44446409
I approve!
>>44446436
Apples & Oranges have many areas to compare. They're both fruits with different tastes, nutrients, etc.
>>44444789
This is how I healer.It's fun.
>>44441446
Not related to that family at all.
This is how I Spellblade.
>>44447372
>tfw no healer to bully
>>44435448
>>44435792
>>44442089
>>44444093
>>44444125
>>44440423
>>44445803
>>44445824
>>44446436
>>44446983
You guys need to stop getting mad about a childrens cartoon.
>>44448193
I'm not mad. Just disappointed.
>>44448129
I'd play a healer in your group.
>>44448242
Group fell apart months ago, there's just me
>>44448306what system, anon?preemptive Dib on the fighter.
>>44448306
We should make a new group!
This is how I Deny the Witch rolls
>>44448817
This is how Iwant toWoD
>>44451322
didn't mean to quote >>44448817
pic is how I lurk.
This is how I Lady of Pain
>>44441396
This one kind of reminds me of Ezekiel Rage.
>>44448075
Since when is Hector a girl?
>>44443475
This is how I Shadowrun
This is how I Evil Wizard
This is how I Bard
This is how I thief.
>>44452852
Since when does it matter
>>44453996
MACHINE HEEEEEAAAAAAADD!!!
This is how I Lamentations of the Flame Princess
>>44432056
>Solid Snake style rogue
Fuck I need this in my life
Crossbows, bows and knives and explosives please!
>>44434310
I literally played that character in a Pathfinder, background and all.
None of the other players knew aside from the GM because I told him. The GM liked that so much he added the entire concept of the goblinsdumb clones of me from after doing some other stuff from the background because we started level 6
Told them I used to be an Ork Shaman that tried to do something with a magic substance but shit happened and I turned into a Goblin and as much as they'd try, they won't ever find another goblin like me
By the end of the game, the players knew everything, the GM made me kind of the center point of the main story quest and they were asking how long I prepped that character for?
When I linked the to S:MoS and Of Orcs and Men, they couldn't believe I played a video game character without them knowing about it at all
It was a fun campaign
This is how CE
This is how my players are rewarded for their "cunning plans"
>>44436982
funny, that's how i batman
This is how I shadowrun
>>44457467
i see what you did there
>>44431408
entire party was made up of That Guy
except maybe Cid
>>44442669
This is how I Bard
Now THIS is how I cleric.
>>44458302
That's how I warpriest
>>44443475
>>44453996
>>44457467
This is how Iwish I couldshadowrun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3sU8NPCYmc
This is how I LG bard. Alternatively, this is how I do BBEGs.
>>44460142
god, I will literally never get tired of this kind of shit.
This is how I barbarian
This is how I disguise check
This is how I gnome.
