I cannot sanction this
>>44414794
You do not need to, and you cannot prevent it now that it has begun.
Also, filename marginally related.
>>44414794
If gross people want to lick each other's smelly parts, I say let them as long as I can't see or smell it.
>>44414846
So hearing it is a-okay?
>>44414794
You can't resist the ears, its impossible
>>44414846
so tasting it is a-ok?
>>44414893
>You can't resist the ears, its impossible
Oh. I know.
>Sensual dice
How does it know who to do it to?
>>44414990
>JUST.jpg
>Succ
>>44414794
Is there any RPG/wargame that makes use of such a type of dice?
>>44418224
Fatal if you can live past character creation.
>>44414794
>touch hand
>>44418640
>lick hair
>touch eye
>>44414820
>Scottsdale Rapes
>Missing Kid
>Suspect Confession
>Perfect Storm
Wow I mean he might be a katana-wielding loser but he did more in one day than I have all week. That's a lot of shitty things, but I'm still impressed.
>>44414820
>not proper daisho
disgusting
>>44420242
That's what's coming up next on the news show filming him. All he did was stop a mugging.
>>44414794
>suck hand
Why even
>>44420316To lubricate for fingering purposes.
>>44420293
I know. It was a joke
I couldn't really confer that tone through text though
>>44420390
Was a dumb one, then.
>>44414820
As fedora as that is, it's still fucking cool.
>>44420399
It was, but I liked it
You're not the guy from the .gif, are you?
>the more silly and inocent version of the already silly drinking game dice
>/tg/ instantly makes it fetish related
Why doe
>>44421467
Because, despite what the anti-smutfags claim, this board is lewd.
>>44421467
/d/
>>44421467
Someone reply with the "tg: you don't even need another board" emblem, I'm on my phone.
Dice like those are responsible for me getting my first blowjob in highschool.
>we'd all been drinking
>girl rolls "LICK/SUCK THIGH" to be performed on me
>girl tells me to take my dick out insteadI'm not going to lie and say I took getting my first blowjob like a stud. I lasted less than a minute and apparently made a strange effeminate moan when I came.
>>44414794
Make a game using these die /tg/
Hard mode: nothing lewd
>>44421812
First you must define what terms are on each die please.
>>44421780
I remember my first bj...Lasted a half hour and she was mediocre with the teeth and all
>>44421821
One die is an action, the other is a noun.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
>>44421780
>>44421832
Guess I'll spill too.
I didn't cum during my first, gf at the time was solid and didnt hurt me but bjs just dont get me off i guess.
>>44414820
You know, I don't even care if it's fedora.
Katanas are cool, just like other weapons.
>>44421780
>Not being a power sub
>Not rocking the effeminate moan
>Not milking the situation for everything it's worth
>>44421880
There is nothing wrong with katanas, some of the people who like them are obnoxious, just like everything else.
>>44421812
Easy, one die is a class. Mage, paladin, (lady)knight, rogue, elf, healer
Then the other die is quest hooks: find, kill, rescue, rob, protect, kidnap
Aaaaand because it's /tg/, have a magical realm one: kiss, rape, marry, bully, romance, hold hands.
>>44422002
40k Imperial version
Noun die:
Eldar, Nids, Tau, Orks, Chaos, necrons
Action:
Purge, kill, exterminate, burn, eradicate, remove
>tfw no first blowjob story to share
>>44422002
I like this game
Six players each take one of those roles.
One rolls to action the noun; say, Knight rolls to kill elf- wait elf is a class?
The lewd version would probably need six open minded individuals
>>44422252
I'd make each player take on a class on die number one, and roll the action die in secret. So each has a secret mission. You can then have the ladyknight trying to kidnap the rogue while the elf tries to kill the paladin who tries to protect the ladyknight.
>>44422252
>elf is a class?
AD&D, first edition.
>>44420316
>he doesn't love having his fingers sucked
>>44422002
Judging by your choice of terms, I'm guessing you're one of those "bully the healer" femdom faggots.
>>44423519
>he doesn't like femdom
I-I thought this was /tg/ for "tuff gril"
>>44414820
I can't get over how smooth that twirl and sheathe is.
>>44415007
What if we use a scatter die, but it only has arrows?
>>44421866
>>44421832
>>44421780
My first blowjob was from a girl who had braces. They scraped and I noped the fuck out.I still think braces are fucking adorable though. Especially if they come with pigtails.
>>44414820
Holy fuck American news is so messy.
>>44414794
>Sex dice
>Not glow in the dark
plebtier
>>44421780
>strange effeminate moan
Great name for a rock band.
>>44414794
I want to lick an elf's thigh.
>>44421577
/d/ here, and this really ain't /d/ in the slightest
>>44421780
If memory serves right, it was a textbook example of /ss/ in my case.And I actually turned one down couple months before that - believe it or not, I had something resembling standard back then.
>>44424823
Yup, this is clearly too vanilla for /d/
But we can totally make /d/ variant, with dragon dildos, throat fisting and uthereal prolapse.
>>44424823
Yeah, if it was /d/, it would have "oversized futa dick" in every side of the dice.
>>44424781
I'd rather get "suck" and "breasts" on that one with my shota cleric.
>>44424856
>>44424861
/d/ variant would need 20 sided dice, and maybe three of them
>>44421573
>>44421577
>>44421603
>people can't restrain themselves and must sperg out about their stupid fetishes
>people being lolrandum (lewdrandumb?) because they want to fit in or are fucking faggots
Again, why doe
>>44424856
>uthereal prolapse
Is that a thing?!
>>44414820
>bro strider.webm
>>44420293
No, those are his abilities. Perfect Storm is his ult.
>>44414794
>Dice don't have"discuss" and "marriage"
Confirmed for least lewd dice ever.
>>44414820
I wanna hate but he's so damn smooth.
>ITT we stat the Light Rail Avenger
>>44426332
>motivation: 10/10
>>44421780
I remember my first BJ. it was wonderful and wild and the last 5 minutes of my life I ever experienced without knowing what a finger in my ass feels like
>>44424781
>elf
>negress proportions
I'm not sure you know what you're wishing for m8
>>44421780
Oh, are we talking first bj stories?
I don't mean to brag, but mine wasfrom a much older man who went on to rape my prepubescent self.
>>44426401
A gal pal who's happy to do ass play is worth her weight in GOOOOOOLD.
I will never forget my junior year of high school where I discovered the joys of gettingrimmedby women.
>>44426416
>love elves
>love black women
It's only natural to combine them into one super fetish.
>>44426361
>local man is absolutely crazy
>>44421832
Mine happened a week ago.Hewasn't very good and I got bored after like 5 minutes
>>44421780
>"Oh man I watch oodles of porn, getting blown is going to be awesome and my life is going to change after this monumental event!"
>girl didn't know what she was doing
>my hype ebbed away and my erection started to subside
>girl became emotionally distraught -- me losing my erection was like I slapped her and called her a failure
>I don't want her to start crying so I offer the first thing that came to mind
>"You know, I'm really good at getting MYSELF off. How about we make this a team effort? I jerk myself off and you let me finish in your mouth?"
>she's down and that's exactly what happens
>despite being ultimately disappointing I still jerk off to what happened with a crazed fever in the following weeks
>I was jerking off to the memory of jerking off
My teenage years were rife with some of the stupidest shit imaginable.
>all these sex stories
I want normies to live!
>>44426579
Damn, you must be a cold mofo to crack a joke about that bad shit
>>44426401
>it was wonderful and wild and the last 5 minutes of my life
It would have been way more interesting if you ended the post there.
>>44428812
Getting your asshole fingered while your cock is worked on is heaven on Earth, anon.
>>44428711
Well, it did provide you pleasure.
That's still a success.
>>44421603
>"tg: you don't even need another board"
>>44421832
Butteethare the best part though.
>>44414794
Ok. No one cares.
>>44424597
sorry your not apart of the bet country fag
>>44428711
desu senpai you saved her from possibly a really inhibiting or scarring first time at doing something sex-related. and you got to blow in her mouth. i think you did the right thing.
>>44431324
What is that western comic, though? I wonder..
>>44424551
First two girlfriends had braces..actually wait All the girls I have dated have had braces/ retainers.
- Even my current and hopefully last one one. (as in one I will stay with)
(who also goes batshit if I nibble n bite her hears (to stay on topic.)
Also had a painful one in with braces when a wire broke.. (drew blood) weirdly one of the best with her had a bit of pain as well.
Amazing shower one where she also "let her fingers do the walking" as I started to cum she pulled off and bit my inner thigh which weirdly felt great. Needed to wash her hair quite a bit after that.
>>44426401
>and the last 5 minutes of my life I ever experienced without knowing what a finger in my ass feels like
Wait, anon, that kinda means you've had a finger in your ass for the rest of your life since you had that blowjob, did he/she have leprosy? Did their finger snap off and then orient itself sideways so shit could still escape but the finger remained forever wedged up there, slowly rotting and making your farts super rank because you're too afraid to go to a hospital and have them remove the leprotic decaying finger of a former lover?are you a necromancer and you don't want them to find out about all the people you've been digging up?
>>44414794
Playing this game with your ladyfriends wouldn't be a problem in an open relationship.
>>44433077
>a married man can dream...
>>44433148
>>>44430454
read on.
>ITT: Fa/tg/uys lie about their non-existent sex lives.
>>44433402
I'm not lying.
I really don't have a sex life.
>>44432952
An old version of Batman.
You're welcome.
>>44428750
I'm sure they want too.
>>44418640
get the fuck out of here
>>44433071
it's his phylactery
>>44414820
>tfw feinting from a missing kid to a scottsdale rapes and finishing with perfect storm
feels good man
>>44428750
Viva la Normie!(?)
>>44434427
>>44426065
Perfect Storm is a noob-tier ability, please stop calling yourself a fan if you spam it. Suspect confession -> Rundown Ahead ->Scodsdale Rape best combo.
>>44434601
>Finishing off with Scottsdale Rape
>Casual detected
Unless you're participating in a tournament where it's banned, the Perfect storm into a Scottsdale Rape and finishing off with the Missing kid is the best combo in competitive play.
>explode sexy dice
Is such a concept possible?
>>44434661
>>44434601
>all this filth commenting on competitive play
If either of you had played in any tournaments with a venue bigger than your mum's basement you'd know that relying on predictable attack patterns is the best way to give your opponent a comback they shouldn't have had a chance at.
>>44434849
I bet you're one of those silver-ranked plebs that always switch between the Rundown Ahead sub-combo and spamming the Perfect storm and then crying when you never progress into higher ranks.
>>44434725
>exploding sexy dice
Have another die that tells you to roll again and add the next result.
That could result in a variable number of outcomes (i.e. you might have [lick + hand], [touch + thigh], and [touch+ears] rolled all at once). Whether the results are to be performed simultaneously or consecutively might be left to the players' discretion, though the "roll again" die could easily be modified to specify this (i.e. "roll again, do simultaneous with previous result", "roll again, do right after previous result").
>>44434903
Perfect storm is banned in tournaments, no one cares how far you can cheese your rank online.
>>44435079
No one's going to care if you pull an ult here and there, as long as you don't spam it.
>>44435079
>>44434903
Guys, guys. Light rail avenger should be enjoyed no matter the moveset a player uses.
unless you faggots use a teachers arrested for 'area denial' everyone knows that its hitbox is broken
>>44435291
>unless you faggots use a teachers arrested for 'area denial' everyone knows that its hitbox is broken
Agreed. Teachers arrested-users are the cancer of this game. The new patch to fix its hitbox can't come any sooner.
>>44420316
>>44433402
>obtaining a social / active sex life is difficult.
>>44414820
this is actually cool as fuck and im not listening to anyone that says otherwise by describing it with a hat
>>44414794
these have been around for at least a decade
>>44421603
how much loyalty does that emblem cost to create?
>>44435291
>>44435336
Any news on the new character release?
I heard about some leaks on the forum, but the links were dead
Can't wait for the Florida Man raid release
>>44426361
Everytime I can't help but think that this gif is perfect.
>>44439989
>these have been around for at least a decade
So has murder.
>>44434427
Scottsdale Rapes is possibly one of the best names for a sword technique.
