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Welcome to d20Station, a rule light, low moderation server filled with custom content.
>ADMINS WHERE IS D20 WIKI I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING!
wiki located at
>http://robustvinyl.com/ss13/wiki/
Currently sorely in need of content.
>What the fuck is Space Station 13
A top down atmospherics simulator with a "whodunit" on top. Survive in the station and do your department's job, while fixing the problems that the antagonists cause.
>How the fuck do I play this game? I keep hitting myself with things.
Use OOC and ask someone for help on how to play. People will almost always help you get a grip of the game if you're polite about it, just don't reveal too much in-round information in OOC.
>Hey /tg/ station I...
We are a separate entity from /tg/ station, we just host our threads on /tg/ as the server was made by fa/tg/uys for elegan/tg/entlemen.
We occasionally run Dorfstation mode, a roundtype where the crew must build up from a bare-bones station. Dorf will be run less often then usual, probably on the first and/or last of every month now. Dorf is ran on a separate server, found at byond://76.16.8.127:28020
>How is this station different from [station]?
Our changelog is recorded at http://d20station.ddns.net/changelog.html, and we try to keep it up to date as much as posible. The changelog has been cleaned up to show changes starting from the base code of the /nt/ branch.
Code branch from NT (also named d20Station) is updated a few times every week with fixes and new content.
If you have a bug, contact an admin in-game or on the thread to report it.
Note: This is NOT SS13 general.
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dorf soon
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>>44395246

>HoP is the straight man who gets things done

This never fails to amuse me.
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>>44395387
considering making one specific to what usually happens on d20 but I know that i'd just do it to procrastinate the big thing I should be getting done
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>>44395677
This is what I've got thus far

http://pastebin.com/pnweFTGZ

Gonna try to make an overarching story.
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>>44396455
Shit didn't paste all of it.

http://pastebin.com/Dk0axtCW
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>>44396603
Alright I think it's done for now.

http://pastebin.com/X8WM1z0R
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>>44397003

>Botanist: The Botanist will spend all round grumbling to himself while he makes 500 potency bananas. He will save the station by slipping the HoS on a banana, spacing him, and call the shuttle, ultimately saving the day. At Centcom he alone will be greeted with 72 virgins.

Do I detect a hint of author bias
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>>44398037
No why would you say that
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>The Janitor will grab the trash bag, put it on his belt slot, get

tools and put it there, and continue to chain smoking in the bar while watching

funny memes on the television.


>go online

>Janitor is literally doing this.
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>>44397003
your spacing is all kinds of fucked
why is there a whitespace on every line
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>>44397003
>Engineer
Like we ever have that many engineers. If myself or Gunner aren't playing it, it seems 9 times out of 10 there won't be anyone there and after a while I have to end up doing power anyway, as closer people either don't care or are Rusty.
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>>44398291

Probably because he typed it in notepad and left wordwrap on before pasting it
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>>44398291
http://pastebin.com/PetAPxM5
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>>44398306
I was considering putting that we had no engineers but this was encompassed more things.
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>>44398306
there is this one guy that claims "i havent played it in a while "then asks how to switch hands and ghosts if you put a hat on him he cant remove
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>No one's posting
Jeez it's like you guys don't want to talk about the game we're working on for you.
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>>44400053
there's not really much to talk about
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>>44400053
Meh i have work in to morning and am barely awake right now
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>>44400053
Tell us what to post!
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>>44400053
Let's talk about that one time you changed medbay around and it fucked up cryo for 3 days
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>>44400073
I haven't played in a while. How many Undertale references have there been in-game? I assume the number of skeleton clowns and botanists has increased.
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>>44401921
Well we had skeleton sprites for players around Halloween, so it's possible someone was a skele botanist or something.
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>>44402083
Oh, the server I played on had skeletons as a default race.

I was typically Dr. Tibia, ship chaplain/psychologist.
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>>44402100
That tickles my funny bone
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>>44402522
Yeah, his schtick was that he worshipped Sigmund Freud and would psychoanalyze people, typically interpreting everything they say as an obsession with their father's penis.
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Gunner is more fun and less rude when he's brain dead.
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>>44402971
severely tired
OF YOUR GAMES
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>>44403141
Wahey top bantah
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>Be Cargo Traitor.

>Get shitty random Box, Voice Changer and black Jumpsuit.

>Become the "Game Master"

>Turn the Mining Station into a Puzzle-Adventure Game.

>One Room is full of Boxes.

>They all have blank IDs. (and Mousetraps)

>one of the hidden IDs has access to the next Room with other IDs.

>At the was is the golden Ticket. It had access to the Room with the Toolbox.

>The Toolbox was needed to get the Hardsuit (and escape.)

>it took my 30+ minutes to build this thing and prepare the Airlocks and IDs in the right order.

Oh, also the place was slowly filling with plasma.

Then i threw Rusty in, and the fucker gave up and ghosted after collecting some of the IDs.
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>>44403298
Oh and then i tried to catch other Crew to play the game. And got shot.


Next time i just buy Ebow&Esword and go nuts.
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>>44403298
>>44403369
such is the life of the gm
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>>44403298
I found your ID that opened the door to outside the room. I got poisoned and burned by your plasma and got sent into Crit.
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>>44403419
> burned by your plasma


This was not supposed to happen.

Fug. Okay. The next magical realm will be Kids friendly and free of plasma.
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How's that list of Things to Be Done Eventually, Mezzo?
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Did Slare an hero?
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>>44405203
Not yet, but hopefully one day.
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>>44405203
I hope not. Besides his reckless misuse of plasma whenever he got bored he was alright unless you were playing any Head Role.
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Get in there
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Bread shalt no die!
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>>44408109
you nerds crashed the master controller with no survivors
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>>44408144
freeman did you see the new book i wrote you ?
noticeme
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>>44408223
sorry anon I was too busy last round I played beating people up with nernums in medical and using rolly chairs to fight at hyperspeed

everyone knows rivacheg is a shit city
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>>44408273
that comic is silly it hits to close to home but
im glad you liked it
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>>44408273
Does Poly only ever say her pre established list of phrases or does she also repeat what other people say near her?
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>>44408350
If you say something close to her, she has a change to learn it.

Screwball teached her WDW this way.
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>>44408350
poly has five phrases he always knows:
>Poly wanna cracker!
>e: Fire in toxins!
>why you guys didnt start the teg yet?
>chaplain stole my gloves
>breach in escape

saying anything within hearing range of him holds a probability that they'll remember that phrase and repeat it occasionally, so screwball goes into the CE's office and spams WGW until poly remembers it.
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Oh god. ALL THESE CARGO MANIFESTS. WHY. WHY GOD.

What cruel and uncaring god would allow this.
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>>44410030
Oh man that was fast. You were just fishing for a screenshot weren't you?
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>>44410238
I got antag, saw all the C4.. well. one thing led to another.
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>>44410263
What were even your objectives?
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>>44410276
you will see
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>>44410030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3rH4zj7g74
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>>44401921
I was trying to figure out a subtle way to reference it without being "lol memes". I was thinking of adding Dog Residue, but it would either have to have no functional effect, or it would be potentially very risky on a mechanical sense
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>>44398306
Engineering is a hard job, mostly because it's actually important.


Sci isn't really necessary, neither is mining or cargo, and medical and sec can be done without, but if the station breaks, someone has to fix it. It's a scary position of responsibilty to start out green for.
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I still don't know where all those bombs came from.
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>>44411934
You know,there are,people,who have the skill to create them in secret government laboratories.
They must be real smart to be able to make theese.
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>>44411318
Complaints aside, we're actually in a fairly decent situation - we have enough people who know enough to set things up so the lack of engineers doesn't hurt as much, when the competent people finally get around to it (ie when the lights flick off).

It's part of the general skillset I find people develop here to make up for the small crew, where you tend to know enough to cover for most holes in the roster. It's part of why I'm kinda okay with our medical being somewhat simplistic, since it works with the common situation of no MDs, just people patching themselves up in the bar or whatnot.
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>>44411318
>>44412446
Oh yeah the point I was gonna say before sidetracking: The kind of thing I see engineers really be needed for (ie the semi-competent regular won't or can't really do) is situations where atmos is heavily compromised, since while most seem fine with fixing physical damage they tend to have trouble with atmos. Wiring work seems to vary a lot too.
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>>44411318
engineering isn't hard it's just important, which means fucking up carries a bit more weight than usual compared to science and cargo, where you really just loose time and resources.

In medical fucking up can mean blowing yourself up in chemistry or being the cause of a death of a patient, but medical itself is fairly simplistic barring specialty cases.
Engineers are a mix between difficulty (fixing things and getting the TEG chugging along is fairly simple once you know what you're looking at) and fucking up causes huge disasters (no power, atmos leaks, big fires)
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>>44412597
>>44411318
if we're being honest here job difficulty after a certain point is how the other jobs treat you, making it a fluctuating thing

scientist is really hard because nobody really likes science, they just want something from it. they'll raid science and kill everyone the moment something bad comes from it

engineer might become more difficult later as more people start parroting manfree and fucking with engineering over the smallest things
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>>44412597
That's pretty much what I said but in more depth.
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>rolling around at sanic speed
>antagonize a sec office with drive by fire extinguisher beatings
>go to do something irl
>come back and im in cuffs in the brig
>DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY
>yes I do actually
>he grabs me to throw me
>give him the slip
>grab my bag he left in the open
>nick wirecutters from box
>cut cuffs
>grab baton he left on the table
>beat him over the head with it while he's typing
>steal his id
>"dont leave weapons out shitcurity"
>go to medbay and hide his ID in viro
>he has to monkey himself to get out
>robust monkey after many chases
>respawns as clown
>syndicate bombs bar that everyone is hanging out in
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So if I turn hulk and then augment myself with a bunch of robotics do I retain the hulk strength right? Also does the hulk ability randomly blink in and out or is that just an aesthetic conflict thing?
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>>44415252
You should. It's been done a day or two ago.
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>>44415515
I'm more concerned about the aesthetic thing. I wanna lead a WAAGH against Centcom. I would if I could find out how genetics worked and I ever rolled traitor.
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Server back up, updated changelog.
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If I play Hellmoo will I enjoy this?
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>>44418572
to a point yeah probably
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i had the best round I've had in a long while foiling a traitor who I tried to bargain with and say just leave me alone and I'll leave you alone, they abuse my goodwill, c4 me, my secret autocloner spawns me right next to the hidden captain's ID and combat shotgun, and I show up at the escape shuttle corridor and blow them away, was some excellent comeuppance
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>>44420234
>sleeping in a room I made after some high speed robusting
>actually playing heli attack 2
>hear a whole shitload of gunshots outside
>some guy in some random gear with the name "captain" is outside shooting some random tourist that was being an asshole
>fear for life
>grab a gun that someone gave me and an NL pistol
>sneak out of halls in my pajamas
>go to shoot him
>safety
>didn't shoot back
>run into research
>shoot him
>its osteen
>"im not the bad guy"
>oh well okay that explains why you didn't shoot me
>go back to sleeping
>shuttle is here
>find a syndicate bomb outside my door
>pocket it
>grab lab coat and belt and shoes, im not putting anything else on
>shuttle docks
>not really interested in dming
>some guy lasers some other guy a bunch way more than needed
>grab sydicate bomb out of pocket and cook it extra spicy
>trying to throw it but somewhere throw intent fucked up
>oh god im going to gib myself
>toss it right ontop of him
>explodes half a second later
>gibs him
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>>44420234
>>44420700
>mfw i got killed by the tourist and arthur decided to mass driver my body instead of checking to see if he was a traitor
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>>44420754
I was surprised he bought the "Rusty shot me look at the 10mm casings"
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>>44422469
He saw you breaking into Xenobiology with my corpse and still trusted you.
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>tfw you leave the station nice for the people who latejoin
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>>44422855
>Not E-Magging every door and letting Biomass spread everywhere along with having spiders swarm the station and grinding up the Captain's Spare ID before building an autism fort far away from the station
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>>44422871
Oh and also grind up all possible weapons, R&D equipment along with the Supply Shuttle Console
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>>44423035
do science, make a new com-console on the derelict, deconstruct the one on the station.
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>>44423093
Also take all the power cells, including the ones in the APC and all the canisters and solar panels and console and deconstruct every APC and blow up every SMES
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>>44423093
>>44423120
And also replace every floor tile with wired working hazard floor tiles covered in lube and motor oil along with high potency bananas and grind all the insulated gloves and tools and change the crew manifest so that you can only play as an assistant, hobo or tourist
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How does one make uranium bars out of liquid uranium?
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>>44423512
I don't believe there's a way to do so currently. It's probably in Mezzo's list of things to do, which is pretty much saying that it won't happen anytime soon.
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>>44423512
ive seen cargo doing it yesterday.

I think frost oil was involved but i cant figure it out.

Or they just fucked with me
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>>44423512
>>44423544
>>44423561
Anyways if you can, Plasma Solidification is via 20 parts Plasma, 5 parts Iron, 5 parts Frost Oil so replace Plasma with Uranium and it may work.
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>>44423512
I think it was mezzo who put these recipes in ages back I'm not sure, though the ice one was my idea


name = "Solid Uranium"
required_reagents = list("radium" = 5, "frostoil" = 5, "uranium" = 20)

name = "Solid Silver"
required_reagents = list("carbon" = 5, "frostoil" = 5, "silver" = 20)

name = "Solid Gold"
required_reagents = list("carbon" = 5, "frostoil" = 5, "gold" = 20)

name = "Solid Ice"
required_reagents = list("sodiumchloride" = 1, "ice" = 2, "water" = 4)

name = "Solid Plasma"
required_reagents = list("iron" = 5, "frostoil" = 5, "plasma" = 20)
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>>44423589
I believe he added them around February to April, as while reading through the archives to witness Whiteagle's autism, I see discussion about solidification of things like uranium among botany having a way to make plasma and such.
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beautiful autism here guys
after all this time i forgot about stun resistant armor
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>>44424938
*eswords
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>>44423544
Wow, rude. It's already done, and is even listed on the changelog. Try a search on the changelog.
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>Kill shit person
>They respawn with a different name but they look exactly the same, same skin tone, same hair color and style, but different name
>Admins do nothing when they go around looking exactly the same as their old self
So does the respawn abuse just apply to names or are we supposed to wait for these shitters to run for their old stuff before we can attack them.
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>Bunch of random players joining up one after another and being shitters
I think Askaris hit the nail on the head for this round.
>ADMIN: Askaris/(Antoinette Dupont) (JMP): R&D LESBIANS VERSUS GRIFFTIDE, WHOEVER WINS, WE LOSE
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>>44428873
>admins do nothing
did you actually ahelp and recieve a reply about how someone wasn't going to do anything or did nothing happen because everyone was probably afk

for reference that's not okay
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BMP 6'o clock!
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i have constructed a macro for throwing things in one click

i am become god
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>>44432773
>Needing macros

Pleb.
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>sending in a 6 man bulldozer squad agains 3 semi-well armored lesbian terrorists with no support or any chance to actually defeat ONE of them
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>>44433765
what do you expect from science lesbuns
lube or water is your best weapon bulldozers aren't even hard to beat
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>>44433765
>>44433993

Do these bulldozers just have heavy suits and big guns and not much else? If so yeah I can see why they got dunked on.
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>>44433993
>easy
>armor = list(melee = 85, bullet = 85, laser = 85, energy = 85, bomb = 100, bio = 100, rad = 100)
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>>44433765
>new people trying to learn
>complaining in ahelps with a lot of "why did ________ happen?"
>entire station is depressurized and most of it is lacking power
>except for research, which is currently a complete mess of objects lying on the floor with three or so murderhobos holed up into it complete with sandbag trench and turrets out front
>research is really kind of murdering anyone that comes by, getting ahelps about it and a lot of flustered niggers
>consult other badmins to see if we should wallsquad since evidently they recall the shuttle whenever anyone or I try to call it
>get four other people in wallsquad, no elite bulldozers because the L6 is retard overpowered
>everyone gets a heavy riot shield and a shotgun plus about 35 each of buckshot and slug shells
>tell everyone to check weapons, we're going to go crash research with no survivors
>tell everyone that the shield is their lifeline to sustaining damage from enemy fire and to cover other people who need to reload with your shield
>a random we picked up (that I started calling private smuckatelli) left his shield on centcom
>doors are sealed shut
>go back to centcom for tools
>pry them open
>two people forgot to equip internals and flashlight even though I told everyone to
>move to research
>start opening fire on sandbags
>hail of shotgun shells flying down the hall and shattering turrets and walls
>scientist comes out
>gets hit by shells
>walks back inside
>manage to make an opening in the sand bags
>move in, keeping myself loaded and up front to take the damage on the shield
>squad behind me just keeps shooting me in the back for some reason
>crit one of them, finally manage to move into toxins and shoot down the last man
>call shuttle
>recalled from bridge
>tell squad to move out, load up, and go to the bridge and call it
>get to the bridge
>smoke grenade shows up from top right
>move into smoke and look to the right to stop any projectiles
>guy is lying down in the smoke
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>>44434780
>slip
>separate
>cuff
>strip
>kill
>repeat
only the biggest dumbest gayest retard cant take on some slow lumbering brute who thinks being a walking castle makes him invincible
fuck even rusty and gideon could robust dozer
friendly reminder that numbers and supreme strength dont make you win wars deception does and the sooner you learn this the better
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>>44434843
I don't think you really understood.
Yes, they could have done this or that.
But there were five or so bulldozers with the best shield in the game and saws/combat shotguns.
Take down one there's four behind them, which is pretty much what happened every time one of the bulldozers went down for something.
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>>44434887
>Bait your enemy to keep him on the march,then with a body of picked men lay in wait for him
AKA
hide around a corner with a spraycan of lube once one slips the others will A rush to his aid B stop or C go back or find a different way around they will also be focusing on you
thats when you have some dumb science nerd pop up behind them
at this point the split up to avoid getting attacked from multiple angles and to avoid the science nerds from escaping/continuing their little insurgency
now that the odds are more fair it being 2v1 or even 1v1 their shitty armor means nothing
but my guess is communication was not this good and the panicked?
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>>44434837
>shoot him point blank
>crits him
>call shuttle
>asay that instead of waiting around someone should orchestrate some sort of counterattack
>mechacarp.ogg
>tell everyone to load up, make sure sec belts are loaded, and to form a shield wall down the hall
>"but I don't have a shield"
>shmuckatelli how do you loose your fucking shield
>some carp and a big ass mechacarp come and nearly fuck us up
>emptying shell after shell trying to take it down
>finally down it
>running low on ammo already
>holocarp come
>take them down
>tell someone without a shield to go find us melee weapons
>nevermind shuttle here in 40 seconds
>move to shuttle
>ratscream.ogg
>move the tools to pry the doors open up front
>pry doors
>giant fucking rat right inside the shuttle
>try to move in and distract it so everyone else can get on
>moves to attack the four still in the airlock
>bulldozer has paniced!
>everyone just starts shooting
>rat is flinging everyone left and right, low pressure is slowly killing us
>empty shell after shell after shell, most of the downed guys are trying to reload or punch the rat while it wails on them
>eventually I hear the gasping and know that i'm pretty much the only one left
>try to throw some guy onto the shuttle while trying to drop a slug into combat shotgun's chamber and shoot rat
>throw him onto the shuttle
>rat keeps following
>grab someone else's shotgun on the ground and use whatever was left in it
>rat was attacking the guy I was dragging, shoves it off of the shuttle
>shuttle departs, it's just me and the rat
>use the rest of the shotgun
>out of ammo, brandish shield
>take out flashlight and just start trying to beat it to death while taking his melee on the shield
>a lot of knocking around eventually leaves me bashing him with a medkit
>shield breaks
>end up just punching him over and over
>health at <15%
>punch it to death somehow
>13.97 hp left
>>44434887
no I took the saw away from whoever had it
I wanted a one sided fight not a massacre
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>>44434887
>4<6
There was SIX of them,including MUTHA FUKKIN freemin.
Death was inevitable.
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Now the story's been told it makes more sense, I had the idea from the first two or so posts on the subject that science wrecked the dozers
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>>44435233
No no no.
Science got dozered down by 6 bulldozers,there was no wrecking on sciences side on that matter.
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>>44435726
they've been put in and tweaked a lot, they take a fair lot of metal to make and only protect against 100 damage. Trying to block electrodes with them will stun you anyways. I think they're fairly balanced right now.
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Improvised welded metal body armour to go with the makeshift shield and improvised spear/axe/whatever so you can go full junk knight when?
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>>44435897
Trash Can armor and Improvised Swords when?
Also can we have trash bags for backpacks?
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>>44436541
I think Hobo kingdom has gone too far

The only solution is to keep going
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>>44436556
>not wanting junkyard knights
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Working on allowing players to change the paintjob of a mecha, using the painter.
Do however need some more variations, preferably just paint jobs.
In the pic, everything following gygax blue, excluding the battered ripley (gonna make the mining mech use that) are skins in use, as well as the med ripley, but I'd like to have more, for more variations. So if you feel artsy, feel free to attempt to make a paint job.
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Service Borgs dispensing Watermelon, Lemon and Banana juice when?
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>>44439496
w-why did you port the fuck machine
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>>44439738
Your secret is out nernums.
You've just been looking for an excuse to put it back in the game, haven't you?
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>>44439810
no I havent
as funny as that machine was, I wouldn't put the effort into porting it
though now that I think about it, I could adminbus the cargo mule for the sake of it
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come on the server its getting good
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TEST
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>>44439738
Why is that a thing
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>>44442689
d2 was a very silly place and its based around a real life machine from a video involving a man in a gimp suit on such a machine

I think theres a gif on the internet -somewhere- of gunner wells wearing the screwball cape and hat while wearing nothing else and on that machine while other people in the background are also zipping around on the machines
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>>44442717
Was D2 big? I've never really heard of it out of D20 discussion.
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>>44442750
historically it was pretty notable actually, during its run it was one of the main servers along side goon, bay before it merged tg shit into itself, and tg.

though you need to keep in mind that player counts, and total userbase of ss13 were much smaller back then than they are today, most old veteran players remember it before it's final days, while most people who consider themselves veteran players now weren't even around until nox started
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Thread saving bump

How many screenshots do you nerds have?
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>>44443909
I have my shitty collection of moderately eventful webms.
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>>44443961
Was that the round where I made deathnettles in the bar?
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>>44443909
I dont save a lot of ss13 screenshots they usually make less sense without context
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>>44443975
Possibly, pretty sure it was one of the rounds I tried to get over 1000hp, then engineering was bombed and atmos got fucked, so we all just camped out where there was air, using burning bodies for heat and light. Pretty sure we killed Tyrone and shit too.
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>>44443909
One, never really bothered with them until a few weeks ago where I felt like making a memento of coaster Armageddon
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>>44443909
Hundreds. not everything from D20 but some good stuff.
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>>44443992
I find it fun to try to figure out what the hell I did a year ago from a collection of 10 screenshots, dunno.
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>>44444612
This is part of the reason why deep fryers, as they are currently implemented in all the places I've seen them, are shit.

I mean, on a very fiddly "have several cooking things RP heavy server" like Bay, having them specifically to deep fry things that you deep fry, would be good.

On a low RP server it's just fucking stupid and the microwave, with some specific recipes, is better.

When you have "combine ingredients into foods" this kind of thing doesn't happen. You order a fucking food supply crate. It has flour and eggs and shit.

You use that to make food.

On most servers of course, finding meat is not an issue because of "long pig" and liberal tapping into "fucking giant spider and Spess Carp" meat supplies.
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Being able to put wax in ears fucking when
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>>44446408
being able to put objects in your ass when?

please port in all the vore code you find.
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Can you make trashcans out of metal? If not this seems an oversight.
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>>44446486
>not making disposals that lead to the recycler
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>>44446486
astv would get triggered if I could make trashcan cover out of some salvaged floor tiles and chairs
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>>44442887
Ah, reason I couldn't find anything on it was cause it was called d2k5 everywhere.
Seems neato, whatever happened to it to kill it, and what happened to the source?
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>>44447761
basically site owner and tranny 'erika' was angry that d2k5 was more known for ss13 than being a tranny site and started banning all the devs and mods and shit one by one for no real reason.

the source code was always something sought after by the ss13 community as much as goon code was, so two years after it shut down I released the versions I retained publicly last year in a big public event, and some of the minor devs like joeyjo0 stumbled across me doing that and chipped in what bits they had which were missing, as a lot of the stuff from d2station was website integrated like the health scanners he made.

Naturally the only thing anyone has really tried to take out of it is the jukebox, which N3X15 of vgstation promptly copy pasted and wrote his name all over, despite most of the credit of that version of the jukebox going to the now ex-d2 coder, now goonstation coder Tobba
I did the original jukebox but it had changed so much that I can't really take much credit for it

you might note that I've never ported the jukebox over here, well that's simply because it was never an efficient thing.
d2 went through multiple terabytes of data a month just from people listening to that jukebox
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>>44448106
Neat thanks.
Could a jukebox using the same system as the TV work, only with audio being broadcasted over a certain area?
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>>44448197
yeah, potentially, but I have reasons to not do it.

I originally was planning to have the tvs play sound to people in the same area but naturally with people fucking up their internet explorers to avoid ads and what not, I decided against it, as it basically meant people would get pop up errors and complain about it despite it being their own fault for doing something stupid
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I wish I had the time/gumption to learn to code. SS13 would be a perfect setting for Paranoia.
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>>44448254
>people not using the hex editor method
Their own faults.
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>>44448254
just tell them to git gud
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>>44448254
Hery Nernums, do you consider any SS13 coder to be good? And if so, who are they?
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>>44448420
you never learn if you don't try anon
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>>44449127
aside from our own? Tobba is fantastic and I quite enjoy talking to them still about code junk
They're the one who did the recent goon lighting system update, and they had tried to do something similar back in d2 days but modern byond handles it much better than what they tried back then.

erika was pretty good too, though they didnt have much of a censor.

skymarshall was pretty good if I'm remembering correctly

most people who are competent are simply people who don't break everything, there aren't really many 'good' coders.
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>>44449984
What about the d20 staff?
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>>44450033
varying levels of experience but they've got good fundamentals now and a solid interest.
each one has some problems here and there but, they also all have their own strengths.

mezzo I think is probably the best out of the main active ones, though hes been a bit scarce this last month, can handle more complex problems than freeman and I even often bounce things off mezzo when I'm having trouble on it.

freeman often needs a bit of direction but he's quite capable once he knows where he's headed, and can handle some of the more complex problems, and also absorbs ss13 history pretty well, which really does help quite a bit in all honesty due to the nature of well matured spaghetti

emiko puts a lot of effort in across the board though they're still pretty inexperienced coding wise so they often need a little help, but that's quite partially my fault as I was neglecting teaching them coding in favour of having a dedicated spriter at the time, they do have a knack for learning the stuff and seem to have a pretty good handle on the basics of coding, as well as a good drive for getting things done.
combining that with them working with fridge for sprites, pretty solid content coming in.

pretty much everyone else is a fairly good independent worker though they contribute less often
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>>44451079
>tfw nernums calls you competent
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RIP epic Butlerborg.
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>>44412597
what about us poor ai and captain players we fuck up every single thing can go to hell
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>>44428873
to be fair its possible he accidentally kept the same apperance.
>>44429497
also this.
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>>44448254
oh god i can imagine my bandwith crying now.
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>>44453239
I cant watch it because of the flash not being installed but that was always that way I dident disable it to remove ads but its for the best that I cant because as I said oh fuck my data.
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so how long have we had crab people and how long have we have energy falchions I have missed so much the last month or so
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>>44455305
We have crab people? I need to get on more often.
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>>44455305
What do you mean by crab people? Literal crab humanoids, or just a talking crab?

If it's the former, we've had those for a few weeks now. Any simplemob can undergo brain surgery now.

If it's the latter, I didn't know either.

Energy falchions were added in the most recent change. Do they have a sprite? Last time I used one it was just a no-sprite item. It broke fighting carp for some reason.
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>>44455305
>>44455632
Crab people were an icon change. The blade's very new, only recently put it in.
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>>44456189
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Le bump.
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>>44456619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV5wmDhzgY8
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20 LILY CORPSES
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>>44459276
Gypsy lily corpses if you will.
Since emiko nailed it,eh.
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>>44456619
>>44456619
we already have a crabman on board
im looking at you clam you crustacious bastard maybe you can fool everyone else but you cant fool me
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>>44456189
when I redid some shield stuff I had a "durability" var on shields to determine how healthy they were
mezzo wanted to make a catch-all "integrity" system for objects with procs that will handle what happens to objects when it needs to reduce, increase, or fail due to integrity. When mezzo moved shields and stuff over to integrity I hadn't really bothered fixing eswords since they run the isShield() proc and isReflect() proc to block and defect projectiles, so now whenever it blocks something its default integrity value of 50 gets reduced until it hits 0, which runs integrityFailure(), which deletes it.
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>>44460203
fix it
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>>44460203
I complained about the shitty space-chinese eswords breaking in combat weeks ago!
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>>44456189
tastes like crab talks like people.
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>haven't touched anything SS13 in a while, no particular reason why
>decide to update my files
>jesus christ
>it won't stop
>all these updates
>save me
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>>44461297
there there its ok pilcrow would you like an e-hug
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I've been trying to get in but it won't let me because Dream Seeker is being a bitch. I just wanna get online, and show Irvan I know how to build crossbows.
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>>44460203
this sounds like the opposite of what an active laser blade should do

at the very least, what if it "recharged" like an eshield?
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so what if we could get lances and couch those/spears when we're mounted on something/running quickly enough?

i wish to ride a war cow into battle and become a butterlord
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>>44467461
I was thinking about some sort of jousting thing happening with chairs moving at high speeds but the checks needed would be too specific and it would be a gimmick at best

plus crouching a lance while using a fire extinguisher would be really hard
>>44460353
I've known about this for months, its just nobody uses eswords enough because they're for fucking scrubs
>>44467384
ill probably give it some sort of internal charge or at minimum require it in your active hand to deflect things. In fact ill probably make it reflect energy projectiles in a wider arc than normal (normal reflection proc usually only does straight back, one, or two tiles offset left or right from the initial firing point), while biasing it a bit to the center to show user control over the blade, should end up making eswords a lot stronger against energy weapons and make rushing people with it viable.

Also planning on sticking the eshield into traitor items since nernums says its "balanced and interesting".
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Conveyor belt train when? chugga choo choo.
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Whoever asked for it a while back, fridge made a bottle icon for amasec, so I'll put a few bottles of the stuff in the booze-o-mat.
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Anyone else getting pic related when trying to connect to any server?
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bandaid fixed eswords breaking when they block something
fixed crossbow examine text
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>>44470500
I had the same issue, you need to change your anti virus firewall to allow Byond and all of its things to work.
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So why do a few random names on consoles prefix with a ÿ? Like ÿArrivals.
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>>44471234
That symbol shows up as a result of the string that holds that area's name starting with "\improper" like, "\improper Engineering" so it shows up as "The Engineering APC" when examined. Personally I don't think it really matters if it says "That's a Engineering APC" or "That's The Engineering APC", and I was meaning to fix it if I ever did anything with the power monitoring console by either getting rid of the prefix or figuring out why it causes ÿ to appear.
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>>44471227
Still does not work. Even tried AV.
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>>44471364
What anti virus are you using, try disabling it in the bottom right up arrow thing taskbar I don't fucking know what it's called.
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>>44471701
Bottom-right of the screen in a Windows OS is the "Notification Area."


>>44470500
What version of BYOND are you running? We may need to update the version running on Doombot if people have gotten too many revisions ahead of it.
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>>44471771
509.1318
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>>44471701
AVG, and I disabled it to check if I could connect with it off and I still could not. I also tried a reinstall and that did not work either.
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>>44471818
ah I'm using Avast so it might be different, yeah man I'm not sure I'm horrible at computers, sorry.
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>>44471818
Can you ping either
d20station.ddns.net or 76.16.127 ?
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>>44472086
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>>44472086
>76.16.127
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>>44471797
well you're using the beta version for a start so try bringing it to the regular
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>>44472462
I know about jack and shit when it comes to Byond. What version would you recommend? Can you link it here?
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>>44472605
your byond client can upgrade and downgrade to the proper version in the 'home' tab

you want to hit the button that says 'stable'
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>>44472800
Downgraded to 508.1299
Still can't join any station, Same error.
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>>44473124
did you try reinstalling byond yet?
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>>44473206
Yes, I just learned that the problem is for all Windows 10 users and it can be fixed by uninstalling update KB3132372
Thanks Micro$hit.
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>>44473420
>upgrading to windows 10

it turned out to be shit didn't it
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>>44473481
Yes. I liked my Windows 7 Better.
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>>44470409
i asked this a good while ago. Nice
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time for spacemans
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>join game
>walk out of shuttle
>get shot
such is life on space station 13.

silly traitor dident bother to take my medal of captaincy after killing me.

wasent sure she would beat that carp for a moment there to.
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>>44477703 i barely got to yellow and my stunprod ran out of juice halfway.
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when did we get a new chemistry lab and what the fuck happened to pet storage.
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>>44477851
>pet storage.
we got rid of it. it was a fucking waste of space. There are Cats and Dogs in Cargo, also Ian and runtime. that makes 3 dogs and 3 cats alone.
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>>44477851
>not finally rejoicing that fucking pet storage is gone after a long year and then some of trying to get rid of the fucking thing
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>>44477999
couldn't it have been replaced with I dunno botanical tools or something.
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Goon has a new map.
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>>44478362
that's exactly what's there right now guy
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>>44478463
How is that relevant?
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>>44478632
i dunno just thought i would mention it never know might have some interesting ideas in it
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>>44478632
ss13 politics are a really interesting thing
just slightly less interesting than ss13 history
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>>44478803
Yeah,but that info is slightly outdated,and desu i don't really like it,mostly because i just don't think supernorn's new walls are fitting to SS13
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>>44479087
well its not like we hit bump limit so often we need to yell at people for posting ss13 related shit
post what the walls look like
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>>44473481
Eh, it's mediocre, but serviceable. How does one go about uninstalling update whatevethefuck?
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why is it still possible to not get your code phrases and responses people use them to rarely as it is (unless it was fixed recently i dunno)
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>>44479228
i dont have a picture of them but the walls arent to bad although they are inferior to normal walls but the windows are fucking horrible holy shit.
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>>44479721
Windows have always looked really out of place without a grille in the middle, I guess they just look really bad from top down without a "base" being attached to them.
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http://imgur.com/a/Qir1I
I made some Carrot, Lemon and Watermelon Juice sprites for the Booze-O-Mat
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>>44480557
hey these look pretty good
now you just need to think of recipes that use them
>no apple juice
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>>44480608
Lemon Juice is part of a whopping total of two drinks. Lemonade seems to be an obvious option (Lemon Juice + Water + Sugar)
Here is a poorly made Apple Juice carton.
>tfw no grape juice and fried chicken
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test
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hesphos just confirmed that if you're using windows 10 you are being crashed by the byond ads as they use internet explorer
however, when he went to use the tv ingame, he was crashed just the same, however pdas and air alarms both work fine.

boy it really is a good thing I never went though with the local sounds with the tv, or else people would crash just entering the bar.

top notch work microsoft
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>>44481863
Top kek.
But if you are adding in local sounds, we're gonna need a toggle setting to turn it off or on due to this.
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>>44481873
I cant wait for Ivan to play the Bandit song from Stalker 24/7
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>>44481873
please yes my precious bandwith.
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>>44481959
also instruments already cause a bunch of lag this will probably be even worse.
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>>44481967
They do? Now I feel about spamming them so often.
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>>44482210
well maybe its just me that lag i do have a pretty shitty connection.
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>>44482503
*that lags that is

i cant type for shit tonight
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