We were sent into a Space Hulk infested with enslavers to find a missing killteam. We have a librarian thats somewhat new. We are so fucking fucked.
Tactical marine Imperial Fist
Storm Warden Apothecary
Emperor's Nightmare Assualt Marine
Silver Skulls Librarian
Salamander Assualt Marine
Recap:
Libraian mind pew pewed an enslaver out of our Salamander
Salamander got fucked up
We found a Thunder warrior
We found a deathwatch Tac marine, he was enslaved and dead
We entered a fleshy twisted magical realm of enslaver fuckary
LETS DO THIS!!!!!
Slamander is on critical wounds
It looks like the enviroment is hostile and the terrain may be psycoactive.
I'm stepping onto it now, the enslavers should know I am here
Wat do?
>>44391735
Emperor help us all as we take the first steps into the fleshy entrenched masses of living fresh upon this space hulk.
We are moving so slow through the flesh terrain just waiting for something to attack us. So far nothing yet.
Nope now there is whispering... fuck
I thought I was joking about the magical realm. I really did
There is a huge anus in the middle of the room we are in....
>>44392045
FUUUUUCK
OH FUCK THEY SPLIT INTO TWO WHEN KILLED OH FUCK OF GOD
>>44392159
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THEY ARE THROWING FIREBALLS AT US WHAT THE FUCK
>>44392196
>>44392347
run nigs
>>44392347
THEY ALSO HAVE A FORCEFIELD!!!!!!
>>44392369
>>44392416
GM's face right now
Threw grenade, the Anus is convulsing in pain now
we must kill the floor!
Anus is a room boss with billions of tenticles coming out of it
THE FUCK PEOPLE!
Apothecary getting pulled in by the anus!
This is seriously magical realm WHAT. THE. FUCK
>>44393417
apothecary is gone now.....
This is metaphorically the fight against the anus
I want off this wild ride.
Well the fight is over. We couldn't find the apothecary.
We think he went one level down so we are looking for him now
>>44391735
>>44391820
I have awaited for your return.
We found a dead techmarine, no means to procure his genesead.
Fuck it the Salamander is carrying the corpse now
>>44392114
Why not burn the fleshy room?
>>44392731
>>44392975
>>44393417
>>44393628
Slaanesh sends his regards.
>>44394087
Find supplies off the dead techie. Maybe use his servo arms as melee weapons.
>>44394109
No flame weapons. Even with the salamander. INORITE!?
>>44394144
If worst comes to worst, give the room the Imperial Fisting. Or get the daemons to burn it for you.
>>44394127
We're carrying his corpse around.
The Thunder Warrior managed to turn on a Generator. We've got lumen strips working and power back online to a section.
Let's see where this goes.
>>44394161
I already fisted the anus (wow not ironic) hoping to find the Apothecary, and nothing. Hes freaking gone
>>44394187
How's the TW reacting to this? Does he hope this is all a dream?
>>44394191
The anus ate him. If there's an anus, there has to be a mouth. Maybe he got sent out the other side.
>>44394224
Hes VERY confused
Theres a path of Normal hold doors and steel
Then theres more fleshy MAGICAL REALM areas. Methinks we needs to go down MAGICAL realm hallways again
Least we found an ancient cogitator
>>44391735
>We entered a fleshy twisted magical realm of enslaver fuckary
>>44391820
>It looks like the enviroment is hostile and the terrain may be psycoactive.
Sounds like you should purge the room.
>>44394144
>No flame weapons. Even with the salamander
Well fuck.
>>44394248
If horror games taught me anything, the most disturbing, blood soaked path filled with screams of the damned dead and mangled corpses is the right path to go on. Continue down the magical realm. The normal path will kill you, or won't work until you've cleared out the magical realm paths.
>>44392159
What horrors are these?!
>>44394224
>How's the TW reacting to this? Does he hope this is all a dream?
He's.. yeah. Adjusting, at best.
Previous shenanigans located here http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/44131020 for those of you that want to get caught up.
>>44394144
>salamander
>no fire
He is Alpharius.
>>44394327
What a messed up gif.
On the cogitators we had the choice to download the datat for one thing
Location of a preheresy ship
Status Vault
and access to several maintenance tunnels
We chose the stasis vault because its closer to our original mission goals. The ship would be nice but still...
"I can seee youuuuuhhhh..."
FUCKIN
NO. NO FUCK NO.
HOLY SHIT!
The hallway is literally made of eyes!
Killed another Enslaved psyker before the enslavers could do anything bad. Phew!
>>44394386
You do realize you probably already Have the contents of the stasis vault with you, right?
As in, the Thunder Warrior. You downloaded the data for shit you've already looted.
>>44394664
>>44394665
>>44394834
What happened to the tictac marine?
>>44394834
>before the enslavers could do anything bad (that we could see)
[papa-n_smiling].hue
>>44394890
We are looking for the Apothecary right now
I am the Tictac Marine in Terminator armor. Its aweosme.
GM and Apoth player currently typing notes to eachother
>>44394890
You mean The Thunder Warrior, or the Apothecary that got swallowed by the anus?
Thunder Warrior is fine, I managed to translate what the fuck is going on to him in broken High Gothic.
And we're searching for our beloved apothecary through these flesh halls.
Found a fucking Sarlac pit with teeth and monsters and enslaved psykers
FUCKING FUCK FUCK!!!!
Methinks we shouldn't charge into this one....
>>44395082
That explains the daemons and psychic activity. Your doc marine is going be inside no doubt
>>44395151
[Screams internally]
>>44395164
Better hope your docmarine is fighting on the inside.
SCREAMER CHARGED ME
HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIT
RAZOR SHARP FELLING TEARING
JESUS
FUCKING
CHRIST
RIGHT THOUGH THE POWERFIELD AND TERMIE ARMOR
>>44395290
SECOND SCREAMER
I NEED A REACTION IMAGE
>>44395290
That's what you get for taunting the GM with "COME AT ME".
Zog.
SALAMANDER TRIGGERED A TRAP
Need to spend a full turn doing into strongpoint
Corridor is blocking flanking
Enslaver psyker still around
We can't move
FUCKING CHRIST THEY HAVE SWIFT ATTACK
>>44395399
Hope their brains explode from firing too many mind bullets. Better kill them quick before more Enslavers explode from them seconds before they die.
>>44395399
STRONG POINT ON We have a chance!
More splitter thingies charging us now
Screamers fucking DEAD
onto the splitters
THEY WANT TO EAT OUR FACE
>>44395734
Are you quite sure they'll limit themselves just to your face Brother?
Long durated fight down the hall to the mouth monster tentecles spawing all over the place, its standard affair BOLTERBATTLE right now
>>44396127
Wow. This is getting better by the minute.
I wonder what your Apothecary's up to down there, what with him exchanging those notes with GM. Also,anybody wanna bet that it'll be those access tunnels you've dismissed earlier that'll turn out to be the most useful?
Maw is dead I FUCKED it up with hellfire rounds and righteousfuries
kinda anticlimatic
>>44396221
GM and Apoth now exchanging notes again. Apoth having magical adventure wondertime
>>44396221
Probably so, the Gm has switched to his slides now and he's doing a separate thing just with him.
I really, really hope we find him reasonably well, and not, you know, maimed to shit.
Then again he might be enslaved by the point we find him.. so.. Que Paranoia session.
>>44396281
>kinda anticlimatic
>Your GM is reading this thread.
>>44396328
>>44396328
>>44396357
>>44396281
Wait, I've lost track of who's who here. Maw's the Thunder Warrior guy or one of yours?
>>44396395
Think he means the NOT!Sarlack is dead.
>>44396395
Wait, imma idiot. You meant the Sarlacc thingie?
Fug it, I'm tired.
>>44396395
Giant sarlac pit in the grown.
We nicknamed The thunder Warrior Freezie
>>44396411
Adorable. Does he have any opinion on the subject or did you leave him blisfully unaware?
>>44396411
>Freezie
I'm okay with that.
>>44396437
He is EXTREMELY confused
Apperantly our Apothecary is having a very MAGICAL experience. We don't know whats going on but the words "It was better in the anus" have occured.
>>44396459
I'm not sure which context to go with that, but you might want to make sure nothing mind corrupting happened to your Apothecary.
>>44396500
It's a good thing we've all got Witchbolts!
>>44396500
You can mindwipe space marines right?
>>44396509
Good. I'm surprised that the Enslavers weren't controlling the daemons.
>>44396516
Yes.
>>44396529
If they aren't, maybe they can cut a deal with them.
We just found a LARGE Hexagramically warded Bulkhead door.
Well then....
>>44396581
I'm not even sure Enslavers know how to make deals.
>>44396582
It's going to be some sort of aborted Greater Daemon fetus mixed with Enslavers. I just know it.
>>44396604
>It's going to be some sort of aborted Greater Daemon fetus mixed with Enslavers. I just know it.>Fabius Bile was here!
>Enslavers are losers!
>>44396627
That would be perfect. What do Enslavers even do to the minds and souls of their victims? Do they eat them? Maybe it's Enslaver lunch gone sticky.
>>44396604
No I meant the daemons. It's safer and saner, and you can actually negotiate with daemons.
>>44396582
Freezy's about to meet his first daemon, I guess.
>>44396667
>It's safer and saner, and you can actually negotiate with daemons.
>daemons
>safer and saner
>>44396698
Compared to this shit? The answer might actally be "yes".
>>44396698
Compared to Enslavers, yes.
Shit's bad, son.
>>44396715
Enslavers are probably more dangerous since they can possibly control daemons, but with daemons there is corruption and it all ends in an old yeller ending.
>>44396728
The worst thing an enslaver infestation can cause is Exterminatus but daemons can do far worse though.
>The Emperor's Nightmare Assault Marine and Silver Skull Librarian are painstakingly taking their time to decipher all of the markings with the use of Ciphers Inquisition
>The Imperial Fist tactical marine just pulled through in assisting us with the final bits of code and ciphers needed for us to open the warded bulkhead doors
Progress.
I figured out some Deathwatch cyphers on it
There are some inquisitorials ones on the door, but the deathwatch ones look much newer.
Still trying to piece everything together
>>44396760
No, that's one of the only ways a plague can be stopped.
If one gets out of hand, the entire galaxy could be depopulated. After all, that's what happened last time.
>>44396788
>>44396826
Any of those cyphers say "DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR!" ?
>>44396788
Is Mr. Bones' Wild Ride for the Mild going to end?
>>44396826
Those newer ones the work of your unfortunately-deceased preceessors, I suppose? Proceed with care, who knows why they put them there.
The Doors were opened
The cyphers were for an Imperial fist Litany of Dorn. It was imcomplete. I entered in sequence the missing words of the litany and the door opened.
Neat! Go Being an Imperial Fist
>>44396835
That bit about what happens when Enslavers win is considered too horrible to think about makes me think. They probably just go back into the portal when nothing is left to enslave.
>>44396964
You're going to find something great I bet. Go an claim whatever is in as yours by right of your geneseed.
>>44396983
That's the best option. The other is that they get their slaves to use starships.
Open the door
>SOMETHING CHARGING YOU!
OVERWATCH BROTHERS!!!!
>Its the Apothecary!
STAND DOWN BROTHERS!
Wait! What if something is chasing him?
STAND UP BROTHERS!!!!!
Apparently the Apothecary is being chased by a Broodlord. Thank the Emperor!
>>44397038
Perhaps some artifact of Dorn's?
And 10,000 Enlavers defending it, of course.
>>44397045
>Pitter patter of Nids
IT'S ON NOW!
>>44397040
But would the Enslavers know what a ship is? They'll run out of slaves eventually, but unless they make their slaves breed to produce more slaves you'll be fine.
>>44397045
I knew there was genestealers in this hulk. Claim it as yours. It was in the IF vault, it belongs to you.
>>44397045
Tyranids now? Fun times ahead!
>>44397074
Every part of the Hulk pass the the Dorn vault belongs to him. This includes the Genestealers.
We recovered the Apothecary
The Apothecary has healed the group and recovered the geneseed of the falled Deatwhatch member
AAAND we are calling the session here. Good Form brothers Good Form
>>44397146
Now I have to wait 2 weeks for the next episode. Fuck.
>>44397146
See ya next time. Will the next thread include information on why there was a Dorn related vault in the Hulk? There was a TW in the hulk, so maybe a nice 30k goodie is in the vault.
>>44397146
Well, that was fun. Thank you, good sirs, looking forward to part 3. In two weeks, right?
>>44397176
>Will the next thread include information on why there was a Dorn related vault in the Hulk? There was a TW in the hulk, so maybe a nice 30k goodie is in the vault.
We will definitely try to find out why.
Previous session before this one can be found here : http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/44131020
Next adventure will be on the 9th of January!
>>44397233
Thanks for the date.
>>44397233
Great, thanks.
I'M NOT FUCKING DEAD.
HOLY EMPEROR.
I'M NOT FUCKING DEAD.
YES!
Also completely missed another session.
Fuck. gotta stop doing that. DAMN YOU FAMILY AND SOCIAL LIFE!
>>44396835
You know, in all fairness, its probably a good thing you went into the ship after all. The way you make your GM sound it looks like this would be one of those situations where if you tried to run away a few sessions down the line it would bite you on the ass with a full-scale enslaver plague or something.
>>44397431
Pretty much he said something to that effect.
>>44397431
Honestly, after playing under our GM for 5 years now, with most of the players barring a fifth always being swapped out and in due to RL reasons..
There is no definitive way of describing it.
He's like The Reverse Flash.
Such fucking levels of sadistic dickery, but all in the name of a twisted form of love meant to improve us.
