We did it with vaults a while back so I thought we'd try and make a dungeon with the same rules.
>Post a fact about the dungeon
>If your post ends with a 7 it becomes a fact
>Cases where one post contradicts an established one the new post replaces it
>If you link to a previous post, to reroll it doesn't count
If we get something good I might MS paint a map.
ill start;
dungeon entrance is built under the town hall and connects to nearly every house in the area
>>44388354
The dungeon is full of magically-enhanced armor. It is now full of goblins, who are being really tiring to kill because of the first reason. There has been jobs that want to retrieve the armor.
Sacks of potatoes line the corridors
All of them poisonous.
None of the torches are lit, and any of the player's attempts to light them are met with failure. At the entrance to the dungeon there is a light switch that turns them on unfortunately hidden behind overgrown moss. There are no other sources of light, even player created sources
The dungeons are all inside giant spheres rolling forever.
>>44388354
The walls of the first three rooms are unnaturally smooth and clean. There no dust or even insects and spiders. The three first room have no interconnecting doors, but betwewn the fourth and third is an adamantine door.
The dungeon's walls are completely coated in thick, soft, bioluminescent moss. The moss muffles sounds, destroying echoes and hiding footsteps.
Dungeon uses a lot of illusions, though most of them are to make the dungeon look uglier and dirtier than t really is.
Dungeon makers had a soft vore fetish. Expect runes of anti-acid everywhere and the kinds of monsters that could swallow adventurers whole.
all loot is glued or nailed to the ceiling.
Genders are flipped inside the dungeon.
>>44388354
The floor is covered entirely by marbles, making it hard to walk, and impossible to run without tripping.
1% of the marbles are enchanted, and scream loudly when moved.
One door in the dungeon leads back to the entrance, seemingly defying the party's knowledge of geometry and reality. If they hurry up, they might be able to catch themselves going through it in time to stop them from confusing things further.
The walls are covered in erect penises
every 18th floor tile stepped on makes the noise of a random creature
The air of the dungeon is supercharged with mana. This means that whenever a character tries to cast a spell, there's a possibility of setting off an explosion.
The entire dungeon is filled with intelligent deathclaws
The dungeon houses a magical, sentient suit of armor that spends most of your crawl clanking around just out of sight and muttering to itself, looking for its lost magical halberd so it can fight you. If you defeat it (before or after it finds its weapon), you can wear it, where it acts like a normal suit of armor, except complaining whenever you get hit.
>>44388354
Within the dungeon, the number seven does not exist. Attempting to count it fail, groups of objects numbering seven are divided upon entry, objects which possess a discrete quantity numbering seven find themselves warped such that the seventh is removed.
For example: upon entry to the dungeon, the second digits of a human's nondominant hand and foot vanish.
The dungeon is in fact a corn maze.
The walls and floor are, in fact, mimics.
Every room of the dungeon has different climates.
>>44388747
FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
All monsters are invisible.
>>44388795
including mimics
The roof is also a mimic, but a friendly one.
>>44388747
The mimics are all long-since dead, so they are virtually indistinguishable from normal walls and floors. Why the dungeon's creator decided to opt for dead mimics instead of normal construction materials is unknown.
The halls and corridors are patrolled by skeletons with anti-gravity rollerskates that skate along the roof.
All mimics starve for semen
In the dungeon there is a friendly merchant Steve who is selling fake items with really high prices
The roof is entirely made up of monkey bars.
Players who die become undead.
undead who die become alive.
>>44388897
Well, at least the players have a way of dealing with the mimic floors now.
The dungeon is infact all one mimic and you're in its digestive tract
>>44388897
Occasionally, the monkeybars are minics
all items in the dungeon are mimics who want to see outside world
Skeleton Orangutans guard the dungeon, hanging by the monkey bars in the roof.
The dungeon is controlled by a evil Gorilla lich.
The walls are covered with roses which spew poisonous pollen.
You can cross the floor by pretending to be a mimic.
The only loot inside the dungeon are chocolate coins.
The entire dungeon rotates every hour.
Any object that enters the dungeon becomes a mimic. Yes, that means your gear.
>>44388747
a wizard has made a mint by selling wands with Reverse gravity. None of the adventures realize that the mimics are all in fact, long dead
The entire dungeon was designed by MC Echer.
>>44388987
Sounds like a delicious adventure.
There is an anti-mimic field functioning in the dungeon that prevents mimics from not maintaining their disguise. So long as it operates, everything is A-OK to touch and interact with, even if it is a mimic.
Adventurers must before entering have acquired the Monkey Arms of Rad Strength, enchanted gauntlets that lets them hang from their arms without getting tired.
>>44388747
You're evil but at least you will not be as vilified as this fucker >>44388987
All monsters in the dungeon are mimics
The entire dungeon was created by a mimic turned lich whose evil act to become a lich was to use his own kind as building materials for his lair.
>>44389017
BASED ANON saves us from mimic hell.
>>44389017
The anti-mimic field is broken, and the adventurer are in fact janitors sent down here to repair it.
It's a water dungeon. every level is flooded
>>44389017
The anti-mimic field flickers on occasion
>>44389017
The field shuts off for maintenance for two to three hours each night. This event is unannounced, and can begin at any time between 9pm and 3am.
The dungeon has only a single room...
A cave
The anti-mimic field only operates when humanoids are nearby, allowing the mimics to reform the dungeon when outside of viewing distance.
>>44388987
No one has the heart to tell the dragon this. infact that's why the adventures are going down; To kill the dragon before it realized the heart breaking truth about it's hoard.
In the dungeon lives a loli who eats all the loot
The dungeon is an upside down model of the empire state building.
The dungeon is between your mother's legs.
A tribe of thinly veiled muslims took a liking to this place
>>44389137
Because it's upside down, the monkey bars are the floor, and the floor-mimic is the roof.
All enemies bear a striking resemblance to Muslims.
The dungeon is flooded with molten cheese.
The boss of the dungeon demands that all denizens of the dungeon wear business suits.
>>44389257
Allah ak-money-bar?
>>44389257
All the Muslims can only speak in Esperanto.
The dungeon has only a small single cave and no entrance
The muslims are constantly sending illiterate suicide bombers to the anti-mimic field generator because they think it's an affront to god. They haven't succeeded yet.
All the Muslims are Decepticons.
>>44389315
They are using magical explosives. Thats why it doesn't work.
>>44389257
More specifically, five times a day all monsters in the pray facing the direction of not!Mecca. The anti-mimic stasis field leaves the mimics unable to do this, as they cannot turn to face not!Mecca. This leaves them constantly feeling miserable and dejected, and slightly afraid for their eternal souls. Most try to sustain hope that God understands, but others believe that, if God were so kind and understanding, they wouldn't all be trapped by the anti-mimic field.
>The muslims are in search for the 70 virgins.
>They already got few of them
>They are searching for the anons
>>44389334
*in the dungeon
>>44389337
Noice.
All magic attacks are reduced by 90% as magic usage is seen as heresy.
>>44389337
However, the Muslims can't count, so are attempting to collect infinite virgins.
>>44389337
The entire dungeon is, in a sense, filled with muslim mimic pokemon hunters. Except instead of looking for 720 pokemon, they're looking for 70 virgins.
The Muslims all look like clowns.
The Muslims fight by playing Yu-Gi-Oh. Whoever loses is killed/enslaved.
>>44389387
They play using anime rules
All dark magician girl cards are covered in semen. Weirdly only virgins tend to use them
>>44389387
All virgins look like traps
Here's a summary:
The walls and floor are, in fact, mimics.
The roof is entirely made up of monkey bars.
The only loot inside the dungeon are chocolate coins.
There is an anti-mimic field functioning in the dungeon that prevents mimics from not maintaining their disguise. o long as it operates, everything is A-OK to touch and interact with, even if it is a mimic.
The dungeon is an upside down model of the empire state building.
All enemies bear a striking resemblance to Muslims.
The muslims are in search for the 70 virgins.
They already got few of them
They are searching for the anons
The Muslims fight by playing Yu-Gi-Oh. Whoever loses is killed/enslaved.
>>44389567
so now they're double facts?
>>44389567
This dungeon is the only place in the entire world that still has chocolate coins, following the Chocopocalypse, hence the loot is in fact very valuable.
>>44389567
>this thread
Endboss is actually one of the party members who disguised themselves as the healer.
Just like the rules, there are at any point at least two of anything in the dungeon. This includes adventurers. If something is reduced to just one copy, there is a copy of that item spawned at a random place in the dungeon.
The copies are no aware of each other unless they meet, and operate completely independent of each other.
Sometimes more adventures make it back up than came in.
>>44389567
In this setting, being Muslim means being a Kender.
If you have enough gold, you can change or ignore the rules of the dungeon.
>>44389567
Shit, I wasn't expecting to waste a 7. OP should be summarizing this anyway not me.
The mimics are, for the most part, helpful and will give you Yugioh cards to use against the enemies
Only rule you can change is the layout of the dungeon
>>44389637
Unfortunately, there is no gold in this setting, only chocolate.
The bottom half of the dungeon is submerged in water. The party has to harvest a herb that grows on the head of a giant hippo in order to be able to breath underwater.
"Gold" is in-universe slang for Exodia the Forbidden One cards, of which there are only four. Five is needed to change or ignore the rules of the dungeon.
The dungeon is located in Athas
Along with paying gold, you also need to sacrifice your entire party to change the rules.
The dungeon is situated over a hellmouth. Periodically, vampires and all manner of demons do battle in and around it with women of unusual beauty and strength.
The dungeon is infested with mimes who pretend to be mimics. The mimes are not muslim, and do in fact like to disrupt the card matches with invisible walls.
Trying to change or ignore the rules is against the dungeon's Sharia laws.
The dungeon hereby incorporates all anime yugioh card game rules, even when no card game is being played.
Helium is pumped into the dungeon, so that everyone has really high voices.
>>44389282
Holy shit youblewmy side away
>>44389767
If you laugh too hard in the dungeon, you can ascend to a form without sides.
>>44389767
Don't waste the 7s!
The mimics are all made of neon, meaning you need to wear sunglasses inside.
>>44389767
Hey, stop doing that! Sevens are a limited resource.
Rolling dubs makes the post below be same as if ended with 7
There is a heretical group of muslims that resolves conflict through dungeon dice monsters instead of yugioh.
All rooms are kept clean by the Gelatinous Cubes who maintain a 1" thick form over the entire floor. They remove all rubbish by eating it. They also gossip a lot and the kitchen is slut for drunkenly sleeping with the 32nd East Hallway on Halloween
>>44389807
Players can auto win games if they carry a copy of the Koran.
>>44389807
Only Halal dice are allowed.
Jet fuel can, in fact, melt monkey bars.
>>44389811
seconding this
Any pork items cause poisoning if used inside the dungeon.
Personalities are switched in the dungeon. Brave Knights are fairly cowardly, rowdy barbarians become fancy, apathetic wizards become hippies, sex machine bards become socially crippled, etc.
This effect lasts until they reach the bottom and touch an artifact that reverses this effect, and no other Curse removal works.If the party weren't dicks, they'd bring the artifact up with them, at least a few floors, the bastards.
The twist ending is this this is all just an autistic child looking at a snow globe.
>>44389767
Well that's my good deed for the day
>>44389829
Can't rerolling from linking. Like the idea, repost with a slight editthanks though!
Renegades and purist face off using a middle ground agreed upon method as neither likes the other's system.this is done so through interpretive dance
All 5's are now facts too
All male muslims are part of the virgins harem and they have intense membership brosex initiation ceremony in front of the virgin who is forced to watch it. By thoing that they show who is the biggest alpha to take betas arm.
The entire dungeon actually exists in the collective /pol/ mindscape, a plane created by the thoughts of everyone who frequents /pol/.
can we just make 10 separate dungeons?
In the dungeon is a small blue cube. Touching it gives you the ability to change into any animal you can acquire the DNA of, but only for 2 hours, lest you be stuck that way forever.
Dungeon is infested by dragons... The size of houseflies.
The walls and floor are, in fact, mimics.
The roof is entirely made up of monkey bars.
The only loot inside the dungeon are chocolate coins.
There is an anti-mimic field functioning in the dungeon that prevents mimics from not maintaining their disguise. o long as it operates, everything is A-OK to touch and interact with, even if it is a mimic.
The dungeon is an upside down model of the empire state building.
All enemies bear a striking resemblance to Muslims.
The muslims are in search for the 70 virgins.
They already got few of them
They are searching for the anons
The Muslims fight by playing Yu-Gi-Oh. Whoever loses is killed/enslaved.
If you have enough gold, you can change or ignore the rules of the dungeon.
There is a heretical group of muslims that resolves conflict through dungeon dice monsters instead of yugioh.
All Muslims are closet Christians. Key1:LTPW6-6I28A-IVK42
Key2:3KT2L-GE7LN-H973J
Key3:W5ELJ-963EQ-GWY0A
>>44389946
all posts that don't end in 0 are now facts
If you die inside the dungeon, you're teleported and revived in a random location.
>>44389957
>posted Steam keys from give away
Whelp....
Dead adventurers in the dungeon are taken in by beasts and infested into new ones
To enter deeper floor you must be raped by the dungeon. While this is not a hard hurdle many to be adventurers are forever repulsed by dungeons in general. And deeper you enter more wild and heretical the dungeon is.
>>44389957
Some of the chocolate coins have functioning steam keys on the insides of their wrappers. Steam in this universe is a magical rights management system for magical spells.
>>44389946
The chocolate isn't actually chocolate...
The interior of the dungeon is a lush Amazonian jungle.
The entire dungeon exists in a tarrasques abdomen.
The dungeon is also filled with clowns, and occasionally mimes.
There is a gang of gangraping skeletons lurking in the halls of the dungeon. They just like to bone living beings
There's a hidden elevator that takes you to the lowest level of the dungeon, but you must sacrifice your entire party and convert to Islam in order to use it.
The entire dungeon gets destroyed the moment anyone enters.
The dungeon is full of cybernetic drones that attach themselves to the players and connect them to 4chan. Dubz and other repeating digits in post number endings by the players exploit a loophole in the programming of the dungeon and elevate the player's permissions proportionally to the length of repeating digits chains.
>>44389999
WITNESSED!
>>44389997
Whelp....this dungeon just got creepy
There is only one floor to the dungeon
At the end of the dungeon there is nothingness. Only staircase, a small platform and a levitating lolipop just a bit out of your reach
Players must adhere to Sharia law while inside the dungeon. Any infractions are punished by removing body parts.
Factuality is not determined by number, but by how shitty the fact is. Only the really shitty ones are canon.
Every drink turns to semen once tasted
>>44390117
And how are we going to do that?
All doors are like the Demon Doors from fable
>>44389997
Getting raped in this world means awkwardly talking to a mimic about sex.
>>44389997
Getting "raped" means losing a CoD match against the Dungeon over Xbox Live.
>>44390161
By vote, of course.
The dungeon is a functional democracy.
Guys, this will be my last summary, since I'm going to bed:
The walls and floor are, in fact, mimics.
The roof is entirely made up of monkey bars.
The only loot inside the dungeon are chocolate coins.
There is an anti-mimic field functioning in the dungeon that prevents mimics from not maintaining their disguise. o long as it operates, everything is A-OK to touch and interact with, even if it is a mimic.
The dungeon is an upside down model of the empire state building.
All enemies bear a striking resemblance to Muslims.
The muslims are in search for the 70 virgins.
They already got few of them
They are searching for the anons
The Muslims fight by playing Yu-Gi-Oh. Whoever loses is killed/enslaved.
If you have enough gold, you can change or ignore the rules of the dungeon.
There is a heretical group of muslims that resolves conflict through dungeon dice monsters instead of yugioh.
All Muslims are closet Christians.
To enter deeper floor you must be raped by the dungeon. While this is not a hard hurdle many to be adventurers are forever repulsed by dungeons in general. And deeper you enter more wild and heretical the dungeon is.
Factuality is not determined by number, but by how shitty the fact is. Only the really shitty ones are canon.
Someone else can summarize now, maybe even OP, wherever that faggot is.
