Do you use Felinids in your Imperial Guard?
How cat-like do you make them? Simply cat ears, full beastpeople, or something in between?
No.
>>44379504
I've never used felinids in anything. Don't really plan on it. I don't mind furries or beastfolk, but I just don't really like felinids for some reason.
>>44379504
Yes.
For target practice.
>>44379552
That's edgy, but I like it.
I have a race that's like lobster shells stretched over panther skeletons. They use their antenna. I wouldn't really call them felinids though.
>>44379633
That's reasonable.
>>44379504
in my Renegade and heresy army yes.
As mutant rabble
>>44379587
I want that on a hat
>>44379504
Felinids abhumans are constrained to one planet, which is quarantined so no one is getting in or out.
Definitely no regiments. But hey, gotta have this fuel fetish, right?
>>44380586
>I don't like this thread, but I'll devote time and attention to it
Ok
>>Fucking furfags
>>44380610
>I'll mock people I don't like
Ok
>>44380586
>Felinids abhumans are constrained to one planet, which is quarantined so no one is getting in or out
If thats you're head cannon thats fine. But there's not nuch point mentioning it.
Are they pure humans?
No
They are mutants and therefore heretics.
Heresy is punishable by death.
>>44380694
>Are they pure humans?
Well yes they are actually. That's why they're abhumans and not mutants.
>>44380586
I could see them getting some use in a Dark Heresy game with a Radical Inquisitor. I could see them (or any beastfolk really) making a pretty cool Feral World style tracker.
Stats for DH 2.0?
>Feral World
>Mutant Background
>Seeker Role
>>44380729
You expect me to believe that theyre human?
Abhumans are not humans, theyre cannon fodder and heretics.
>>44380913
>Hey, you hear that, Deddog? This guy's callin' you a heretic!
>>44380913
Ogryn are abhuman and some of the most fanatical soldiers in the IG.
>>44380586
but your headcanon isn't anyone's fetish
>>44379504
Thus far no. But I wouldn't be above it.
Making an abhuman-rich army could be pretty interesting though. Combine with ratlings and whatever else can be found in ancient fluff.
Design-wise, something in between. More than simple cat ears, less than khajiit and not entirely pretty either.
Preferred felinid are just subtly -wrong- to the human viewer. They have far too many needly teeth in their mouths, their gait is just s little hunched over and their eyes too large, too alien and...
What I'm saying it they should be off putting to most. If you're a xenophile then it's pretty hot. But to most in and out of universe they're the sort of thing you keep your dick away from.
Which in a way is a shame because they're nice folks, once you get over the accent and the near raw meat they managed to scavenge up... Somehow. On the ork battlefield. Maybe you shouldn't ask. But yeah, nice people, and brutal on the battlefield. Often lazy off of it though without incentives. Have a tendency to hero-worship Inquisitors for deciding not to exterminatus them and want to live up to the expectations of the Imperium.
So yeah, that's my felinids. Haven't got any felinid images so have a Guardsman.
>>44380913
Abhumans are not humans, they're abhumans. Abhumans also aren't mutants, they're abhumans.
>>44381029
>>44380986
>>44381297
They make excellent meatshields.
However they should not be allowed to think that they can live a normal(ish) life in the imperium.
If they were truly in the emperors light then he would not let them become so deviant from the rest of humanity.
>>44381270
Personally i picture them like the thundercats.
>>44379504
>catgirls
Looks like a job for Carlos McConnel
>>44381397
Imagine a hyper-realistic and fairly creepy thundercats, yeah.
>>44380669
>you're
mine what, sorry? Are you so upset your furry fantasies were shattered you can't even type straight?
>>44381103
sorry too, it's actually isn't headcannon. Stay buttmad, pathetic furfag.
>>44381448
>headcannon
A 6-pdr?
And feel free to cite your source any time, Mr Salty Headcanon. :^)
>>44381270
here's a felinid
>>44381458
I mean, it's okay to insert your fetishies in the game if other players are fine with that, you can even make up some nonsense why your furries escaped their zoo.
> :^)
certainly, you cannot be so upset about the fact you're wrong you start 'ironically' smilefagging, little fetishist. I'm going to post source in a second but would like to drink your delicious salty tears of frustration.
>>44381528
>cat ears
>furry
Yo what?
>>44381552
you heard me, cocknugget
>>44381528
So, your source?
>>44379504
It would be entertaining to use one as a DH character, especially if you follow the lore.
It's not your dark secret, it's not being marked for death, it's not a big deal at all really; You're just a barely-sanctioned human variant who is always wearing his helmet because otherwise you have to keep dragging out your papers.
>>44381572
Warhammer 40,000 6th Edition Rulebook
animals are encountered only on the world Carlos McConnell (this anon gets it >>44381419) and the planet is on lock down. you're welcome
>>44381552
Let's face it, they're gateway if nothing else. They're more furry than any other kind of porn. They're on the furry border of the non-furry porn nation.
>>44381575
Speaking of sanctioning, I assume off-homeworld abhumans get a sanctioning brand like psykers get. Big'ol Aquila with space-QR code so anyone with any kind of scanner can check "oh yeah, this is sanctioned, I won't kill it just yet.."
>>44381528
>long salty rant
>no source
how blistered is your bottom?
Just going to point out that pic related is in 28mm scale. So if you want her for a DH mini, or to where's waldo her into your imperial guards, you can.
>>44381528
>certainly, you cannot be so upset about the fact you're wrong you start 'ironically' smilefagging, little fetishist. I'm going to post source in a second but would like to drink your delicious salty tears of frustration.
this reads like upset copypasta ...
>>44381695
>>44381735
They don't count at the beginning of a post number, numbnuts.
>>44381630
Does lockdown mean regular traffic, or ALL traffic?
Abhuman recruitment barges might have access, but nobody else short of someone with a chapter master seal or Inquisitorial rosette can land.
>>44381700
Who do I pay to have this thrown in a crucible to melt down and a Sister recast?
>>44381751
>>44381630
That's not what it says, and it says felinids aren't exempt from the Imperial Tithe.
So traveling felinids is canon, and felinid guardsmen is canon.
Sorry your headcanon didn't pan out :^)
>>44381789
>Does lockdown mean regular traffic, or ALL traffic?
It just means they aren't allowed to settle more worlds like certain other abhuman groups are.
/tg/ has talked this topic to death in previous threads.
>>44381630
>and the planet is on lock down
No it's not. All thats said is that they're native too that planet only. No mention of any kinda of quarantine or lockdown. Even beastmen which that fluff peice specifically mentions are the most persecuted of the abhumans are still able to travel around most of the imperium.
>>44381789
>Who do I pay to have this thrown in a crucible to melt down and a Sister recast?
Then green stuff neko ears on the sisters of battle. Good idea anon.
>>44380624
>I'll post a single line of greentext and then a singular word response underneath it
Ok
>>44381879
Scratch that, who do I pay to have you thrown in a crucible and rendered down into fertiliser?
Good hitmen are hard to find.
>>44380586
>fuel fetish
If we're going that far I want French-speaking Felinid IG.
>>44381912
I'm going to have to watch that one day. Seen too many semen demon screenshots to say I'm not interested in I-forget-the-name.
Do off-homeworld abhuman need a sanctioning brand like psykers or am I headcanoning here? I can't recall if I read that or made it up.
>>44381687
>Let's face it, they're gateway if nothing else. They're more furry than any other kind of porn. They're on the furry border of the non-furry porn nation.
I dunno. I like catgirls, but never was interested in furries. Furries just seem creepy to me.
>>44381946
In Miranda specifically? Or Wakfu in general? It's a good show.
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUuvHPr4BGk&ab&ab_channel=BruvaAlfabusa
>>44379504
I feel like they'd be something between TOR version Cathar/TES Ohmes-Raht to just catgirls.
I feel like if they're too feline, the Imperium would have NEVER accepted them in a million years.
As far as having them in my imperial guard... Some time back I asked around about how such an army would play. Given Felinids are supposed to be good at stealth and speed, it was figured they'd be hit-and-runners and ambushers.
So it sounds like it might be cool, but a bit tricky to get the hang of since I imagine you'd have to basically win as soon as possible in the game or they'd get stomped.
>>44381687
>Let's face it, they're gateway if nothing else. They're more furry than any other kind of porn. They're on the furry border of the non-furry porn nation.
No, they're not.
>>44381843
> I'll just ignore whatever doesn't allow me to pander my fetish and keep repeating "headcannon" at everyone who points you're wrong
You couldn't be more pathetic even if you tried
>>44381912
>wakfu
My diiiicccckkk
>>44379504
Who cares? They die in seconds like ther rest of them, like I am gonna waste my time detailing a char that is gonna die as soon as the gunfire starts.
>>44382037
>>44382037
>> I'll just ignore whatever doesn't allow me to use my headcanon
Cool beans. But the canon says what it says, and it doesn't say what you claimed it does. So get over it, k?
>>44381980
Both.
>>44382078
I need to find a drawfag here that'll do her as an Imperial Guardsman. Or maybe a commissar.
>>44381888
Dude, I was the one that anon replied to, and even I know enough not to feed trolls
>>44381999
I always figured they'd be taken in rather small squads and used as Scouts for a larger force of normal troops, rather than a full army.
>>44381700
Oh boy, that's adorable
I got some of these for a Star Wars game but they might work well for felinids in 40k.
>>44381843
Traveling felinids is merely "not ruled out by canon" but yeah since contributing to the imperial guard is part of the tithe it not only doesn't rule out felinid guardsman, it implies it.
>>44381270
>Making an abhuman-rich army could be pretty interesting though.
White dwarf, chapter approved circa 2005.
>>44381946
>Do off-homeworld abhuman need a sanctioning brand like psykers or am I headcanoning here? I can't recall if I read that or made it up
It's not something I've ever come across in the fluff. So probably headcannon. You might be misremembering the sanctioned xenos thing.
>>44382140
huh, there is that too.
Wasn't sure Imperial guard mixed the armies up at all.
>>44382238
I think I might be.
Wouldn't be surprised if it was a thing though. Don't want abhumans sneaking off planet somehow.
>>44382265
That image is so heretical it hurts.
>>44382265
They do. Planets can sometimes have both abhuman and regular human populations and would contribute both too the tithe. Besides that its usual practice to just take understrength regiments after a particular conflict is over and mash them together into a new full sized hybrid measurement.
>>44380739
I got some stats for Beastmen and Scalies if you want 'em
>>44382238
Nah he's right. Abhuman regiments, especially the least common ones (including beastfolks), have a much stronger cadre or ministorum priest who exhort them to sacrifice themselves for the emperor as a redemption.
>>44382332
>>44382370
That's not what I asked. I asked if they got a sanctioning brand. Anon then said, correctly, that I'm misremembering psyker sanctioning and xeno sanctioning.
What the fuck post did you read to write that post in response?
>>44382370
That's not the same as a sanctioning process or brand though.
>>44379504
Yes, one figure in carapace armor with cat ears and a tail, taller and lankier than the rest of the squad. Basically Dark Age genetic modifications that make them look like the Puma twins, but an entire subspecies.
There's nothing in the books that states what they look like, and nothing that states explicitly what their tithe status is. So what the fuck ever, I'll do what I want.
>>44382656
> Puma twins
You have good taste Anon, I don't care what anyone else says.
>>44382307
Abhumans are persecuted, but not heresy.
That's (probably?) also against regulations, but it would be a chunk of extra labor for all involved. Still not heresy.
Honestly, idiots who have exaggerated "muh heresy" this way are so anti-fun it's absurd.
>>44382815
Abhumans are allowed, but most certainly not having sex with them.
>>44382777
that look on his face. I just want to write a series of stories of "joe, the felinid guardsman" who first disappoints his squad by NOT being a cute, catgirl, waifu felinid.
>"Dudes, you're pure blooded humans, isn't wanting to sleep with the women of my people kind of heretical?"
>>44382841
>>44382307
Who the hell said the girl had sex with them? The felinids clearly just crawled into her bunk because it was comfy and made themselves at home, her own comfort be damned.
Have none of you ever had a cat that decides to take over both you and your bed when you're trying to sleep? Plopping their asses right into your face and kneading your chest with their claws?
>>44382901
I would assume the felinids being in the buff would be a good sign of things heading in that direction.
>>44382925
>not sleeping nude
it's like you enjoy your clothes getting sweaty and/or wrinkled.
Plus, they're not naked, but their clothes are disheveled.
>>44382925
It's... an assumption.
Don't be so lewd, anon.
>felinids nap in weird places
>techpriest keep having to shoo felinids out of the motor pool as they keep napping on the engines
>occasionally one gets stuck behind the fridgidarius
>often they can't be found at all
>yet the rattle of the nutrient dispenser summons them all out of hiding
>catnip is a restricted distance
>guardsmen still smuggle it in and bribe felinids with it
>sneak into armory for extra power packs and the like
>>44383149
>distance
Substance you cocksucker autocorrect.
>>44383149
>>44383279
Silliness aside, it'd be pretty cool fluff to have Felinids be both stealthy and compulsive, in the sense that half of them are hiding around camp and you would never know it.
Not for any particular reason, just because they like to lurk around.
>>44382265
Well, they're more than happy to use Ogryns and Ratlings, so Felenids could serve as a similar type of specialist unit, using their keen senses and natural agility to scout or keep watch.
SWAT Kats tier
The colors also need to be blue and red at all times
>>44383333
A thought: Do felinids and ratlings get along mister quads?
>>44383348
Not sure, but I'm picturing training exercises where the Ratlins are set up to try and spot and snipe the Felenids with Training rounds, while the Felenids have to stalk their way up behind the Ratings without getting spotted.
>>44383339
>Felinids as ace valkyrie pilots
Would you want this?
>>44383149
>>44383317
it is pretty cool to imagine them meshing with other groups, working as both scouts and priority target stealth eliminators.
But what would happen if Creed commanded a squad of Felinids?
>>44379504
Kinda want to use them.
Since there is no fluff or lore at all about them, we don't know how they look or how they are used.
I would make them cute catgirls just to piss off everyone who want war40k to be OH SO GRIMDURK
>>44383407
They were inside the enemy vehicles all along. Even the ones that carried and were full of enemy troops
No, what am I saying? You'd need to be some kind of tactical genius to take advantage of that.
>>44383452
>Abaddon notices a rubber mouse toy has been stealthily nailed to one of his pauldrons
>Suddenly, Felinids
>Everywhere
>>44383452
>Opponent starts to unload his Terminators from their Land Raider
>You point out the special rule that let's you instead disembark Creed and a Felenid squad and pur his unit into ongoing reserves.
Do Felinids go into heat? I need to know this for reasons.
>>44383494
Do Ogryns eat human flesh, and Ratlings live in hobbit holes?
>>44383149
>>44383279
>>44383317
>>44383381
Head-canon accepted.
>>44383494
It's never been said they don't go into heat. That's basically the same thing.
Beast-ish?
>>44379504
>How cat-like do you make them? Simply cat ears, full beastpeople, or something in between?
Straight out furry, plus mutations. Deformed skulls and limbs, underdeveloped organs, somewhat damaged mental capacities, generally quite disgusting to any human, even to most of the heretical folk.
They are mutants and that's it. Their heritage makes them unable to properly function in a human society, and barely capable to live with themselves. Whatever useful is left within them can sometimes be scavenged by Inquisition or Imperial Army (Guard is way above such material).
And sometimes, these deranged people can prove that even a fucked up parody of a human is not to be messed with. It can potentially end up in awesome territory, Deddog-style.
>>44383494
Your spermotoxicosis is the reason behind us not having nice things. Please have your fap time in /d and return when you can contribute something for our nerdy love of kewl interesting and not for our loins.
>>44383421
Have you ever considered the idea of making 40k not retarded without making it retarded in a somewhat different way?
>>44383348
No one goes well together with ratlings. They're ratlings. They just steal and fuck each other constantly and brew shit storms in the regiments..
>>44383675
Beast-ish?
>>44383421
>I would make them cute catgirls just to piss off everyone who want war40k to be OH SO GRIMDURK
>Cute Catgilrs on the table top
>Getting mowed down by Eldar or Tau guns and Space Marine power weapons
No Anon, you don't see. In doing so you have made it even more Grimdurk
>>44383694
or Human-ish?
I want to tease an easily embarrased, flatchested catgirl guardswoman.
>>44383683
U wot m8? Ratlings are sneaky sniper hobbits. Guardsmen love anyone who will take corpse starch rations and make them edible, or will pull strings for additional gear, or provide sniper fire.
They're distrusted due to being abhuman, but ratlings most certainly do get on well with others.
>>44383719
>wake up with a half eaten local xeno-rodent in your bunk
>it was a present
>>44381992
>Noone can save us from this grimdark future
Thank you for that
>>44381992
Guardsman number three has clearly been on 40chan.
Only response is that he can't get it up to that.
>>44381946
>I'm going to have to watch that one day
Yes, you do.
Neat, https://www.heroforge.com/ got a nice 3d miniature model making program.
I picture Felinids looking something like this.
Cat-folk in my IG? I'm not really felinid.
>>44383762
>U wot m8
Having served in a polyethnic army of a polyethnic country - having people of different nationalities together is bad. Period. In squads, in companies, in battalions - the minority gets fucked hard for any smallest reasons possible and for no reason is there is none, and therefore absolutely lacks any morale. And if there is no clear minority - congratulations! Your unit now fights itself more than it does duty.
Really, the only way to keep such a wild mix is to keep slavs/gooks/gogi as far apart as possible, if they are in one battalion - put the companies as far away from each other as possible. And NEVER have mixed companies and below. No road around that. Army is not the place where good things happen, and IG is largely portrayed like the modern armies. Ratlings need their own units or they will soon feel the Divine Human Form of boots going deep down their assholes.
>>44383677
>They are mutants and that's it.
>Abhumans
>Mutants
>The same thing
Abhumans have stable divergences. It isn't the same thing as being a mutant.
>>44384001
Fucking Carlos... McConnell
>>44384025
Stabilized mutation is still a mutation in the relation to the wild-type. And abhumans are portrayed as anything but stable.
>>44384001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU&feature=related
>>44384045
Ogryns and Ratlings are stable, what are you talking about?
>>44382925
>in the buff
They're fully clothed
Hell they even took their armour into bed
>>44382796
Glad to hear someone understands. Some point in the future I need to make a second so that the joke is clearer.
>>44382124
I have this from a random drawthread.
>>44384024
>an entire army of snipers
Okay.
>>44384045
>Stabilized mutation is still a mutation in the relation to the wild-type.
Yes, but the word Mutant has a more specific meaning in 40k.
>And abhumans are portrayed as anything but stable.
Literally the opposite of what is actually true. The definition of abhumans is that their mutations are stable. They don't match the definition of ordinary humanity, but they don't develop further mutations at a rate that is significantly higher than ordinary humans.
I think one of the Mantic merc packs for Deadzone (?) has a catman, I might buy/use him for an =I= acolyte but I dunno, they don't appear to have formed regiments and, as such, don't really belong in an IG army per se.
>>44384045
You literally don't know the difference between "mutant" and "abhuman". Shameful. Submit yourself for servititorzation.
>>44384085
And this.
>>44382656
That's the stuff
>>44382124
Jesus! Just imagine its yourponosshe is caressing while french speaking to you in a very sexy tone
>>44383494
Naturally yes.That's why they get castrated on conscription.
>>44384156
gross
>>44384156
What about the females?
>>44384166
same thing for both genders
>>44384086
>an entire army of snipers
They can be in a ... eehh... how do you translate it? In Russian, we have Otdel'naya Razved-rota. Eeeeh, a "Separate Scouting Company"? A small unit that is kept in the regiment reserves and used by regiment HQ for it's own intel purposes, or given to lower guys when they need something snooped.
They are not mixing with anyone, and commanders here like to build them from Caucasus/Mongoloid nationalities - they are usually capable, but start all sorts of trouble when you put them together with slavs.
>>44384166
Chemical sterilization.
>>44384197
Anon, putting anybody together with slavs will start trouble. Especially other slavs.
>>44383982
vs feral/wild Felinids
>>44384223
Nah. Slavs are capable of comprehending yelling as "stop doing that shit or it will get worse for you". We had some udmurts, and they were REALLY fucking thick. And Caucasus guys have the fucking audacity to feel offended. You know. Offended. By your CO. In army. By got they are a pain in the ass.
>>44384215
This is probably the closest to how I imagine them. Little bit more fuzz. More teeth.
Eyes are juuust unsettling enough.
>>44384265
>>44384197
Given that this is a setting where people routinely fight each-other with chainsaw swords, I'd argue it can be handwaved away with "significant levels of training" or something.
>>44384024
Generally, humans in real armies are fighting other humans instead of killer robots and evil bugs, and don't have millennia of indoctrination to instill specific beliefs.
>>44384368
Maybe Anon's military experience would have had everyone working together if a commissar shot a couple people in the head to inspire morale.
Putting it out there.
>>44384121
>>44384086
>>44384059
>>44384045
Since we're operating on crossed definitions, I think a quick primer is in order.
A Mutant is an individual deviation from the human norm. They are typically unstable and do not pass their traits onward.
An abhuman is a community deviation from the human norm. They are stable and breed true. This is why they are spared extermination by the Imperium.
Ogryn are always huge, strong and stupid
Ratlngs are always tiny and twisted
Felinids are always cat people.
Unless they've specifically been noted to be damaged in a certain capacity, they match human traits within the range of attribute bonuses.
>>44384381
Also a fair point.
>>44383982
>>44384235
Felinid Commissar: Get me closer, I want to hit them with my sword!
>>44384381
>Maybe Anon's military experience would have had everyone working together if a commissar shot a couple people in the head to inspire morale.
Fantasies about being allowed to execute braindead subordinates is half the reason I'm into 40k.
>>44384368
I believe Cadians or Kriegers would have no problems serving together with ratlings or felinids, but then again you could replenish a suffered Cadian company with Monster Mosume dakimakuras and the guys would treat those with all the proper respect no question asked.
But Cadians and Kriegers are just drops in the sea of IG. Drop those catgirls to chem-dogs, and, well, you'll need new catgirls really soon.
>>44384430
>Fantasies about being allowed to execute braindead subordinates is half the reason I'm into 40k.
This confirms quite a bit of my beliefs about the Russian military.
>>44384374
>and don't have millennia of indoctrination to instill specific beliefs
Millennia of indoctrination to instill specific belief include: "Kill the mutant".
If you think I'm being thick about difference between mutants and abhumans - try explaining it to your usual Guardsman.
>>44379504
Felinids are one of the kinds of mutant that are restricted to their homeworld. They're not allowed off, even in the Guard.
>>44384477
And if their commissar says, "Work with this giant, idiotic brute that looks even less human than Cat-Ear Bill", you'd think they'd listen.
They're soldiers that die in droves, fighting the forces of gods and terrible monsters. They have more important things to worry about than philosophizing over what the definition of "mutant" is.
>>44384523
Why? What threat do they pose?
>>44382901
Have it happen frequently anon.
Worse is when you wake up and realize you can't roll over, because you'd risk crushing your cat, who has decided to sleep RIGHT UP AGAINST YOUR BACK!
>>44384570
I dunno man, they're less mutated than Ogryns. I guess the Imperium is just creeped out by animal features, even if it's just ears/tails. They, of course, have no idea about Fenrisians basically mutating into dogs/half-dogs and taking all the negative traits from that animal and none of the good. Else they'd, well, no way in hell they could planet-lock the Space Wolves at this point.
>>44384570
People keep wanting to have sex with them. It undermines the whole Fear the Mutant thing or whatever.
>>44384570
Genetic contamination, HERESY and probably some sort of demoralization.
>>44384462
>This confirms quite a bit of my beliefs about the Russian military.
Leon Trotsky envisioned the Red Army with a very clear place for political officers, tasked with the duty of overseeing morale and beliefs of troops and officers in their unit, and armed with a plenty of reach and power to do it. Soviet Army kept the Red Army's core, and we just changed labels when the Union fell. Our manuals and regulations still have a ton of lines written personally by Trotskyand they are pretty good ones - dude really had his shit together about how things should work in the army.
Dropping commissars/politruks just because "oh but it's Stalinism and we're going all Khruschev's Thaw" or "oh but we're not commies anymore" was a bad idea. Their lack really feels here.
>>44383982
>>44384235
>>44384413
>>44381419
in honor of Carlos
>>44382865
I think there were a few greentext stories like that.
>>44384570
They're not, not really. It's just that the Imperium bars abhuman from getting planets destined for pure humans. Ogryn can't leave outside of consription either I believe.
Squats get/got a free pass because reasons. I guess because they already had multiple world's and dedicated trade and travel between them so the Imperium just said "oh forget it then. Just ask permission first."
>>44384589
>barbed dick
>sandpaper tongue
>claws
>spastic
Only cultist of Slaanesh would want to have sex with that.
>>44384614
That's partially why I like my unsettling model felinids. Needleteeth, coarse fuzz and weird angles. They're not for fucking. I mean if you really want to it's workable but there are better options out there.
>>44384613
Squats live in environments humans can't handle well, most of the time, and already had a big network, and in first contact put up enough of a fight that full subjugating them would have been far, far too costly when a common sense treaty would work. One of the few times logic prevailed in 40k.
>>44383471
>Chaos squad storming through one of the Kasyrs at night.
>Champ notices markerlight spot on ground.
>"When did the loyalists start using markerli-"
>Thousands of reflective eyes in the darkness.
>>44383608
Good question. Well, since they're rip off fantasy races, they probably do that on undiscovered home worlds in uncharted space.
Also there is little to no information on how Imperial or non-Imperial abhuman worlds function on any level anyway so anything is possible.
As for Felinids being only found on one planet, worlds where Orgyns or Ratlings have evolved independently are all over the galaxy. Who is to say that there aren't any undiscovered Felenid planets out there?
>>44384653
I guess they're sort of abhuman+? Not mere confined-to-homeworld but still not glorious-imperial-citizen master race.
An interesting possible precedent for other abhumans in lore terms.
>>44384684
They're called paradise worlds.
>>44384690
Squats are basically a semi-independent vassal state. Or were, I think they said Tyranids ate most of them now.
>>44384085
Don't know what's more heretical - the concept itself or that popped collar.
>>44383982
>>44384235
>>44384413
>>44384601
Felinid Rider
>>44383982
>>44384235
>>44384413
>>44384601
>>44384744
>>44379504
tried to make one inspired by her
Would Felinid Mechanicus adepts be called tech-purriests?
>>44380669
>If thats you're head cannon thats fine. But there's not nuch point mentioning it.
They are specifically mentioned being quarantined to a single world, which makes sense because they are abhumans. Even if they were super soldiers on par with space marines the Imperium still probably wouldn't let them serve, just like they don't colonize planets with Ogryn.
>>44384952
They better be! Its in my head-canon now.
>>44384971
Except the bit about them not being exempt from the Tithe. Serving isn't a privilege, it's a duty.
>>44384971
>quarantined
It actually says "restricted". Not sure if that's the same thing.
>>44384971
Doesn't say quarantined anywhere.
>>44384952
They're MechnyanicusI'm sorry
>>44381458
Christ you fucking autist, here you go.
>6th edition rule book (think it is 6th anyway)
>pg 405, paragraph 2
>... felinids (Homo sapiens hirsutus)
So this alone suggests that a defining trait about them is their hair, this means there is a good chance that they are dangerously furry.
>Troths, Felinids, and Neandors are endemic, and restricted to the worlds of Verdant, Carlos McConnell, and Hyannoth IV respectively.
So felinids are limited to a single world (Carlos McConnell) which they cannot leave
>>44385091
Except they also pay the tithe in fighters.
They cannot leave except under official Imperial business, such as serving in the Guard. Makes sense for the term restriction. Don't want them spreading to pure planets. But there's a use for them that prohibits just killing them all and taking the planet.
Didn't we establish this fifty posts ago?
>>44385125
>Didn't we establish this fifty posts ago?
But anon, it makes that other anon mad that his super-serious 40k might have canon catgirls in it. It's very important that he gets everyone on the Internet to agree with him.
>>44385091
Read the rest of the thread next time before you post a retort four and a half hours later Anon.
>>44385137
and we don't even know if they are human looking cat-girls... or if they are beastly catfolk
>>44385125
>the tithe in fighters
the "imperial tithe" refers to the psykers picked up by the black ships.
>>44385196
Anon confirmed for not understanding tithes in 40k.
>>44381700
How can anyone stand like that without falling over?
>>44385222
Neither of you understand tithes. And no, not every planet supplies fighting units to the imperial guard.
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Tithe_Grade
>>44385196
Psykers are a part of the larger tithe anon. Where do you think Hive worlds get their food from? Tithed from agri-worlds. A "Tithe" is pretty much anything the Imperium can use from a planet, be it crops, metal ore, soldiers, etc. I'd give a citation, but everyone already knows this anon.
>>44385062
I have spent the last 10 minutes making as many WH40K cat puns as I can:
- The official church of the Felinids is the the Adeptus Meownistorum
- Mechanicus soldiers are called the Skittyarii
- Felinids fly around in Marauder Clawses
- Those who hunt down the forces of chaos are part of the Ordo Mewlleus
- Their battlefield tactics are kept in the Codex Catstartes
Anybody can think of anymore?
40K deserves furries. I approve.
>>44385312
If you spent 10 minutes on 5 puns, you really need to let the professionals handle it.
>>44385338
You mean the purr-ofessionals?
Catgirls are kawaii and should be what Felinids look like.
>>44385338
I never claimed to be a Catpunologist.
>>44385229
Feet are glued to the base.
>>44385125
>Except they also pay the tithe in fighters.
Not every world fields imperial guard regiments. Some worlds just build shit or grow plants.
>>44385436
Fighter tithes are common, though, and whenever you run into a planet that's entire point of interest is their people (Cadia, Catachan, Krieg) they usually pay the tithe in fighters.
No reason that Dougal would be exempt.
We had a Felinid once in my Only War game. It generally sucked because the player himself was a moron, plus it made no sense for the setting or our regiment (Vostroyan Firstborn)
I should have shot him when I had the chancelike I did with the pskyer that botched a mission because he was always pushing his powers like an autist
>>44385470
>and whenever you run into a planet that's entire point of interest is their people (Cadia, Catachan, Krieg) they usually pay the tithe in fighters
People, yes. Restricted abhumans no.
And before you say anything, Ogryn and Ratlings are a strain of humanity present all throughout the galaxy, rather than just one planet.
>>44385497
Why do people playing psykers always gotta fucking push? Powers are nice, but not when a rape daemon materializes.
Players in my Rogue Trader campaign like going around and collecting all sorts of abhumans and minor xenos and stuff so I thought "Hey, why don't I just use the Koronus Bestiary xenos generator and throw some stats together."
Might have gone and fucked up and made them too over powered, but oh well I hate retconing things. Hopefully the players won't notice. How bad did I screw up /tg/?
>>44385535
>And before you say anything, Ogryn and Ratlings are a strain of humanity present all throughout the galaxy, rather than just one planet.
And their genetic trait is sought after because they provide a tactical and military advantage.
What would felinids bring? other than cute sex toys for the soldiers?
I'm sure there would be sanctioned whore houses on all planets and I'm sure the only reason to bring felinids to a planet would be to raise morale for the more perverted legions.
>>44384614
Do you not know where you are? This is 4chan. A cat is fine, too.
>>44382265
>>44385578
Then again the most likely scenario would be that they would be distributed amongst the officers and commissars
>>44385091
>So felinids are limited to a single world (Carlos McConnell) which they cannot leave
Wow that sounds prettyhairy.
>>44385590
We really don't know what Felinids would bring.
Maybe they're all as fast and wiry as the Eldar, with super-advanced catlike reflexes and a penchant for close-combat murder.
Maybe they're jungle specialists, able to climb trees and their thick layer of fur protects them from casual jungle predators.
Maybe their piss can be used as a natural Chaos repellent.
They could be anything in a game of imagination. Squats are apparently not being used despite being fucking space dwarves with some of the toughest tech while being tough as hell, entirely because GW hasn't bothered putting rules out for them - They're mentioned in the same breath as Felinids, so we can presumably put just as many special features on both races.
>ITT, people actually think felinids would be attractive or non-horrifying in fucking 40k of all things.
>>44383677
Can I use yuo on my buttered popcorn cuz ur so salty?
:^)
Another thing you all are missing is that felinid literally means hairy. So it's nothing more than a planet full of ppl with werewolf syndrome.
There is no fluff or other info that even suggests that they are catlike or anything like that, people just assume some because of the "felin" feline assumption .
Here is what they'd actually look like...
>>44385670
>ITT, people actually think Tau would be attractive or non-horrifying in fucking 40k of all things.
>ITT, people actually think Eldar would be attractive or non-horrifying in fucking 40k of all things.
>ITT, people actually think nids would be unattractive or horrifying in fucking 40k of all things.
>>44385659
We actually do, their only trait is being felinid (hairy). I guess they would be good fighters on snow planets due to the hair on their bodies.
>>44384025
Fucking OGRYN are abhumans.
>>44385696
>Tau
>Attractive
Only in shit fan fiction. Canon Tau females are horrifying.
>Nids
Nids are horrifying anon. Anybody who finds Tyranids sexually attractive needs purging.
>>44385670
Some of us like fucking horrifying things.
>>44385727
Did you just sort of skim the post while simultaneously writing a reply? Because it seems like you don't realize you're agreeing with the post.
>>44385728
>>44385742
The post was written in sarcasm dumbass. I was replying to it literally, because tau females actually ARE revolting despite what most of the Tau fanbase believes.
>>44381980
>All furries
Well there's an easy way to spot a full on cat humping furfag. None of the other races in that pic at all, just animals.
>yfw you tried to make a collection of Felinid pictures by asking people to do some for you as you're a talentless hack
oh well I got some.
>>44385829
post 'em
>>44385829
>>44385670
I only think they might be attractive from human standards because I don't see Imperium tolerating something that looks too far removed from humanity.
>>44385847
>>44385834
I only have a few. It's practically none.
>>44385829
got some as well... well, abhumans atleast...
I'd love to see a beastmen army with lamia, centaurs, cat and dog soldiers etc.
>>44385884
Last one. Otherwise we just go into cat-girl territory.
>>44385888
>>44385909
>>44385888
>>44385909
Wouldn't Lamia be assumed to be Slaaneshi?
I can't remember the full list of adhumans, but there are bird-humans and mermaids and shit.
It is a real shame they're not used. Felinids would make great Elysians (always land on feet!) and scouts (good eye-sight and hearing) and night-time terror troops (good eye-sight in dark and the screams they make when cats fight is blood curdling).
I remember /tg/ did several go overs with rules. I always liked the idea they have 2 CCW's default with Shred due to claws.
Shame GW/FW is more concerned with safe profits like Tau and HH than with cool shit. I mean, if they could solve problems by going "Felinids are used in IG" then we could make conversions. If Beastmen are used as cannonfodder, then I don't see why IG can't use Felinids or any other specialist.
>>44384384
There are also groups of inbetweeners. Stuff like the Scalies, who while they have a set of common traits that are relatively stable, also have a very high rate of mutation that prevents them from comfortably being called abhuman.
>>44385950
>>44385995
>>44386006
>>44385952
Nah, the only slaaneshi one here is >>44385926 on account ofthe massive futa horsecock on the centaur girl.
>>44381980
what happened in your sexual development that left you so retarded?
>>44386006
*squeee*
>>44385952
Snakes and Slaanesh don't really have a big connection. How many Slaanesh daemons have snake bodies? 1?
Official models I think it's only 1 metal/failshit model, in the fluff I think Fulgrim got a snake body and since he was possessed by a Slaaneshi daemon and later fell to Slaanesh is the reason ppl say snakes are Slaaneshi... phew... lots of Slaanesh in that.
Mermaids and Lamia have allot in common in the loss of legs, then again it all depends on what type of mermaids we are talking about.
Furry or Dangerously Furry type deal.
Felinids having Shred wouldn't make much sense unless they used claw weapons and I don't mean their own fingernails.
A combat blade is better than long fingernails, and again it depends on if they grow claws (problem using rifles or needing custom rifles for their physiology).
Only thing I'd give them is Night Vision and count as being I4 when fighting models with I3 or lower. Count as always having 6+ cover save or perhaps move through cover.
>>44386053
>>44386072
>allot
Triggered.
And if snake isn't Slaaneshi's thing, what is?
>>44386072
What about Arachnid guard?
+3" to move distance?
Ignore Difficult Terrain?
Move Through Cover?
>>44386092
Crab claws? Chicks with dicks/Dudes with breasts?
>>44386104
>>44385696
Eldar are actually and frequently described as being attractive. In a way that disgusts all the loyal imperials that look at them, but attractive nonetheless.
But yeah, expecting felinids, Tau and (seriously?) nids to be attractive is just silly or fanfiction.
>>44386104
is slow drawfag still around anymore?
>>44385728
source
>>44386138
I'd do Lictor-chan in a heartbeat... well, my last one...
>>44386138
>>44386176
>>44386138
Why are Felinids going to be unattractive? If they're too inhuman, they'd be killed. They obviously aren't.
They have tails and cat ears, that's the likely choice, or they'd be considered Beastmen.
And see >>44386221
Never mentions that they're "disgusted" by them.
>>44386238
There is nothing in the fluff that states they have tails or cat ears.
THEY HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON WITH CATS!!!
FELINID MEANS HAIRY!!! NOT CAT!!!
THEY ARE HAIRY HUMANS!! NOTHING MORE!!
>>44386266
Sounds like your headcanon. Why are you so upset people don't accept your headcanon? They're not obligated to with this extremely vague race that's barely mentioned in the lore.
>>44386238
What's to say they don't have lizard scales and beaks? That's just as likely.
>>44386266
>FELINID MEANS HAIRY!!! NOT CAT!!!
>felinid, from the latin "felis", meaning "cat"
