Oi, gitz! You'z got twelve seconds ta make Christmas PROPER ORKY!
How about... hmm... looted Santa sleigh?
OI! OPEN YA PRESENT!
> WUZ DIS?!
ITZ MORE DAKKA FOR YOUR TRAKKA!
ON DA FIRZT DAY OV CRITZMUS DA BOSS GAVE TA ME
AN 'EAD FRUM DA 'UMIES' ARMY
>>44366750
Christmas is already orky.
>everything is either red (goes fasta) or green (iz best).
>an overweight boss forces his gitz to make trinkets which the boss trades for grog and food
>every home celebrates by inviting family they hate to their homes so they can drink and fight with each other
>people set off explosives in the air and streets for no reason other than to watch them explode
Need I go on?
Gee boss, I dunno, x-mas seems right religion-y and Karl Morx said religion wuz the opiate of the grots.
Here's a truck load of shooty things. Literally.
![4431214-3x4-700x933[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DPngg08.jpg "4431214-3x4-700x933[1].jpg")
>>44366945
Boss, we dun goofd.
>>44366909
UN DA SECUN DAY UF CHRISMAS MY ORK BOSS GAVE TO ME
TWO ARMS OF DA TINMEN HUMIIIES!!!
>>44367151
ON DA THIRD DAY OV CRITZMUS DA BOSS GAVE TA ME
THREE HAIR SQUIGS
TWO ARMS OF TINMEN HUMIIIES
AN' AN 'EAD FRUM DA 'UMIES' ARMY
>>44366750
>>44366750
>>44366750
https://youtu.be/IFfbUq6vwa8
Instead of baubles you decorate the christmas tree with grenades, the goal is to survive until you finish decorating the tree
