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We don't have these threads often enough. Joke cards, comically
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We don't have these threads often enough. Joke cards, comically bad custom cards, and computer-generated nonsense cards. Anything that made you laugh or go, "heh, that's clever."

Just going to post a bunch of random stuff from my folder.
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>>44358737
Because there's no desire for them. You're probably the only person that likes them.
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Cardsmith is occasionally a goldmine.
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These are shit, and you should feel bad. Jokes should be funny.
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>>44358785
Enchantment?
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ccmtg.tumblr.com

Trust me. There's a TON of them.
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>>44359841

for example
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>>44358737

>"heh, that's clever."

It's because no one ever posts clever cards. It's the same nonsensical garbage that tries way too hard to be random.

They're the "monkey cheese penguin spork" humor of Magic.
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>>44359990
The card is utter bullshit, from the creature type, over the abilities down to the flavor text.

But what irks me the most is that the 2 is placed behind the hybrid symbols.
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>>44360080
>The card is utter bullshit, from the creature type, over the abilities down to the flavor text.

That's the joke dot jay peg
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>>44360107
I don't play Magic, but it looks like you missed the actual joke.
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>>44360188
>average_quality_of_origins.png
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this one fucks me up
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>>44360205
>not naming it timespiral.png
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>>44358766
fuck off, I like them
>>44358776
is top tier for example
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Are Yu-Gi-Oh! themed cards okay too ? Or are they too scrubby for /tg/ ?
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>>44360212
>owning land

lel
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>>44360495
sorry
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>>44360495
Okay.
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>>44360495
>14 posters in thread
>4 complaining
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>>44360495
Ok.
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>>44361197
I actually really like this card. Needs another ability, aside from just being a beater.

Also that flavor text.
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>>44361318
I think the joke in the flavor text was the whole point. Although I feel like they missed the opportunity to have multi-colored phyrexian mana or a phyrexian WUBRG cost.
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>>44361318
>8/8 on turn 1 for no mana
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>>44362061
>pay 8 life for a vanilla 8/8 turn 1
>opponent plays inocent blood
>endless tears
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