We don't have these threads often enough. Joke cards, comically bad custom cards, and computer-generated nonsense cards. Anything that made you laugh or go, "heh, that's clever."
Just going to post a bunch of random stuff from my folder.
>>44358737
Because there's no desire for them. You're probably the only person that likes them.
Cardsmith is occasionally a goldmine.
These are shit, and you should feel bad. Jokes should be funny.
>>44358785
Enchantment?
ccmtg.tumblr.com
Trust me. There's a TON of them.
>>44359841
for example
>>44358737
>"heh, that's clever."
It's because no one ever posts clever cards. It's the same nonsensical garbage that tries way too hard to be random.
They're the "monkey cheese penguin spork" humor of Magic.
>>44359990
The card is utter bullshit, from the creature type, over the abilities down to the flavor text.
But what irks me the most is that the 2 is placed behind the hybrid symbols.
>>44360080
>The card is utter bullshit, from the creature type, over the abilities down to the flavor text.
That's the joke dot jay peg
>>44360107
I don't play Magic, but it looks like you missed the actual joke.
>>44360188
>average_quality_of_origins.png
this one fucks me up
>>44360205
>not naming it timespiral.png
>>44358766
fuck off, I like them
>>44358776
is top tier for example
Are Yu-Gi-Oh! themed cards okay too ? Or are they too scrubby for /tg/ ?
>>44360212
>owning land
lel
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>>44358737
Samefag, this is shit tier "humor"
>>44360495
sorry
>>44360495
Okay.
>>44360495
>14 posters in thread
>4 complaining
>>44360495
Ok.
>>44361197
I actually really like this card. Needs another ability, aside from just being a beater.
Also that flavor text.
>>44361318
I think the joke in the flavor text was the whole point. Although I feel like they missed the opportunity to have multi-colored phyrexian mana or a phyrexian WUBRG cost.
>>44361318
>8/8 on turn 1 for no mana
>>44362061
>pay 8 life for a vanilla 8/8 turn 1
>opponent plays inocent blood
>endless tears