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Still soaking-wet from your unplanned debut as a human javelin, you limp up the sidewalk towards your door, the tapping of your cane on the concrete giving away your approach. Shoukaku's long white hair flows around her like satin as she turns to investigate, her hand covering her surprised mouth.
“Admiral Settle?”
“M'lady,” you say, tipping your khaki cap politely, a little saltwater running off it.
She gives you the once-over. “Uh... you're... soaking wet.”
“Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewd,” Hamp drawls, the word starting at the corner of his mouth and rolling across his lips till he slings it out the opposite side.
You turn your gaze from Hamp to Shoukaku, and jerk your thumb at the cruiser. “This. This is my life now.”
“You can't walk around like that, though!” Shoukaku says with alarm. “You'll get sick!” She steps behind you and starts pushing you towards the door. “Hurry, inside, we've got to get you in the-”
Hamp sucks at his Starbucks, tiling it up and draining it with the loudest, wettest, slurpiest rattle possible. He lowers the empty cup slowly, as if savoring the taste, and smacks his lips wetly. His eyes twitch from you to Shoukaku and back again.
“.... what?”
“... I see what you mean,” Shoukaku says cautiously as you hastily unlock the door and push inside. Hamp waves at you with exuberance before you slam the door on his shit-eating grin.
[ ] Take a shower before you do anything else. Ick ick ick.
[ ] Attend to Shoukaku's visit, first - god knows what's blowing up at the moment.
>>44348584
inb4navy
In before after Navy!
>>44348584
PAY DENBTS!
FIRST POST
>>44348584
>Settle
>tips cap
>m'lady
Oh god. It's worse than we thought. Does Settle get a neckbeard if he doesn't shave?
>>44348584
>[ ] Attend to Shoukaku's visit, first - god knows what's blowing up at the moment.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh GhostDivision R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
>>44348584
>[x] Take a shower while Attending to Shoukaku's visit, god knows what's blowing up at the moment, also Ick ick ick.
>>44348584
>[ ] Attend to Shoukaku's visit, first - god knows what's blowing up at the moment.
>>44348604
Not this time navyfag.
>>44348584
[X] Take a shower before you do anything else. Ick ick ick.
Have Shoukaku join us in the shower.
>>44348584
>Attend to Shoukaku's visit, first - god knows what's blowing up at the moment.
Seawater is relatively tame, consideing who and where we are
>>44348584
[ ] Attend to Shoukaku's visit, first - god knows what's blowing up at the moment.
>>44348624
He's in the Navy, sooo yes.
>>44348584
>[ ] Attend to Shoukaku's visit, first - god knows what's blowing up at the moment.
>>44348584
>[ ] Attend to Shoukaku's visit, first - god knows what's blowing up at the moment.
>>44348627
That pic.
Saved.
>>44348584
>strip out of your soaking wet attire in the doorway. no reason to tripes through the apartment soaking wet. think of the carpeting!
>>44348584
>[ ] Take a shower before you do anything else. Ick ick ick.
If only we could find out how to make the Abyssals catch the Japanese cold. They'll be dead in days.
>>44348584
>[x] Attend to Shoukaku's visit, first - god knows what's blowing up at the moment.
>>44348584
>[x] Attend to Shoukaku's visit, first - god knows what's blowing up at the moment.
The only time when Shoukaku seeks you out is when bad things are going on.
>>44348584
[ ] Attend to Shoukaku's visit
Let's give her a show to a wet admiral in a wet, white, and tight shirt
>>44348584
>[ ] Attend to Shoukaku's visit, first - god knows what's blowing up at the moment.
>[ ] Other
Get changed while we're at it.
>>44348627
>Land of the Rising Tan
>Imperial Japanese Navel
>>44348584
[ ] Attend to Shoukaku's visit, first - god knows what's blowing up at the moment.
>>44348584
Could Kongou use her hair to hang from a cable?
>>44348584
>[x] Invite Shoukaku into the shower
>>44348584
>[X] Attend to Shoukaku's visit, first - god knows what's blowing up at the moment.
>>44348584
>[ ] Take a shower before you do anything else. Ick ick ick.
INVITE SHOKUKU FOR LEWDS
>>44348712
Or when she wants to propose a threesome with a lewdmarine *SUDDENLY BOMBED BY JUDYS*
I missed the last thread.
Is the Iku and Shoukaku thing canon?I hope so.
>>44348584
>[x] Take a shower before you do anything else. Ick ick ick.
dockside water worst water. we probably have AIDS from touching it.
>meanwhile at planefag's ask.fm
>>44348667
Hey Crab, how's the shop? Any new projects underway?
>>44348584
>[x] Attend to Shoukaku's visit, first - god knows what's blowing up at the moment.
>>44348584
>[o] Attend to Shoukaku's visit, first - god knows what's blowing up at the moment.
We have been worse than this before. Time to Deal With Shit. Today is the day Stuff Gets Fixed and if it doesn't get fixed, we're going to set things in motion so it CAN be fixed in the future, by OTHER people, because we're an admiral dammit and we can delegate this shit.
>>44348759
Of course not, you dense dunce. The fact that you have to ask is what fuels them.
>>44348667
Welp.
Will balloon (pic related) appear in Pencil quest or should I just pull the Kingston valve?
>>44348795
>Implying you're Planefag
>>44348759
100% extra spicy canon, definitely
I personally enjoyed how feelthy expanded upon Iku's personality as "Enjoys everything about life" instead of just "slut".
>>44348795
>>44348584
>[X] Take a shower before you do anything else. Ick ick ick.
>>44348757
I thought Iku had the threesome plan locked-on to Harder and Naka?
>>44348584
[x] attend to shoukaku's visit, first - God knows what's blowing up at the moment,
>>44348811
Zep might or might not be appearing in Ze TeleGrafs and/or Parkertimes.
It's... 'classified'.
>>44348584
>[X] Take a shower before you do anything else. Ick ick ick.
>>44348811
derails plots. turns quests to filler.
waifu, not even once.
>>44348831
I have to say, that expansion of Iku was part of what i liked best about it... You know, besides it being hotter than the hood of an armored car at the battle of el Alamein.
Christ, I need to get back to writing about Grandma Victory, but it's getting late and I have to do emergency shopping come morning.
Fuckit. Late night time.
votes called toot toot also I have fries now yes
>>44348904
Cheesy fries?
>>44348865
The hard part of this is that the bun is supposed to go outside the sandwich.
>>44348904
cajun fries?
>>44348868
I LIKED GRAF ZEPPELIN BEFORE KC MADE HER POPLAR
>>44348773
>>44348934
anon, hate to break this to you, but she was the worse carrier ever put to sea. (And she was put to sea, since the russian navy sank her in a gunnery test after the war at sea.)
>>44348923
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I, uh, read that thing of yours last night.
With the... bandages.
Are you all shored up now orare your bilges still flooded?
>>44348584
>[ ] Take a shower before you do anything else. Ick ick ick.
>>44348982
Tanks are leaking
So apparently Graf Zeppelin launches fighter by slotting cards from a deck underneath her runway thing. That's pretty neat.
>yfw she yells ITS TIME TO DUEL before starting a battle
>>44348936
Surely you've got something up in the air.
>>44348982
Settle, I'm not too mature and you're not too heavy for me to upend khaki-first into a toilet and swirl into oblivion until all the bad ideas drain out.I was too tired for, uh, damcon anyway. And then... well, yesterday was busy. Did you get my text?
>>44348967
even a bad carrier was more use than a battleship
>>44348890
>implying Germany's only near-complete aircraft carrier isn't relevant to quest
>quest is about botesluts
Get this heresy out of here.
>>44348923
And how would you know about this problem? Personal experience maybe?
>>44348967
>worse
I think a fair few of the escort and light carriers qualify for that. And the Ranger's horrible flaws don't get a free pass just because she's american.
Besides, at least Graf actually had an Air wing - unlike most of the later Japanese carriers.
>Naka-chan helping Shigure
Goddamn, girl.
That could have gone a lot worse, considering Sendai's fate
>We were standing by burning Sendai which had stopped dead. The enemy bombardment continued to batter the crippled ship so incessantly that Shigure could not close for rescue operations. I watched glumly as Samidare and Shiratsuyu received Omori’s approval to withdraw. The American destroyers had done a very effective job, even though their ten torpedoes had missed. Three Japanese warships had been put out of action in one stroke.
My bridge lookout noted a distress call from Sendai’s stern lamp which blinked:
Shigure, approach me … Shigure, approach me … Shigure, approach me …
>>44349037
Hatsuharu's hair is out of fucking control.
>>44349014
Let me use an analogy you are intimately familiar with. You have been caught between a hammer and anvil aerial torpedo attack; either way you turn, you are catching a spread. If you dodge talking about Harder, you're steering right into the other one.
So, the devil you know, or the devil you don't? Choose.
>>44349066
No she didn't. She never embarked her air wing. They never made carrier borne Stukas or 109s.
>>44348967
Even with her casemate debacle she had better design decisions than most Japanese carriers.
Fuel tanks built into the ship's structure, the fuck were you smoking Japan?
>>44348868
I would like to know more.
>>44348999
>yfw her catapault yells "TURN UP" when a card is inserted
>ONDURU RURIGITAN DESUKA?! (0w0)
>>44349107
>They never made carrier borne Stukas or 109s.
Actually, her entire air wing was constructed and it's pilots trained by 1939, with each of her pilots and machines doing dozens of trial landings and operations at modified land bases. The planes and pilots were reassigned to coastal patrol and Norway when the Carrier was halted.
>>44349070
You just don't understand.
>>44349111
It's Classified.
TS/SCI.
FOUO.
NOFORN.
uhhh
NEED TO KNOW ONLY.
"SPECIAL PROJECTS"
>>44349037
I have definitely constructed a sandwich once or twice in my life, yes.
>>44349069
My memories from before being fully alive are hazy, but... I remember the telegram. I was the last one up, you know, of my class.
>>44349100
Fuck it, just say it.
And pick which bathroom you get an outhouse baptism in, nerdlinger.
>>44349023
>even a bad carrier was more use than a battleship
Are you claiming post war Russian propaganda is more useful than occupying northern convoys? Or are you claiming that the ship would have been a good commerce raider? (It's intended role.)
>>44349066
>Graf actually had an Air wing
are you counting the guns, or something else?
>>44349070
There is no such thing known as having too much fluff.
>>44349167
Have you considered bringing sendai to see shigure?
Think it'll help? I think Kanmusu sendai won't begrudge Shigure.
>>44349107
Ju-87Cs and Bf 109-Ts and T-2s were all produced in sufficient numbers for Graf, though after she was cancelled they were converted into Ju87R-2s and bastardised Bf 109 E-4s respectively.
>>44349070
nenohi, tenryuu and tatsuta's floating greebles were crude prototypes.
hatsuharu is the finished product, the ultimate levitation technology, the rebirth of HAIR METAL.
>>44349162
Give it some time.
>>44349199
Agreed.
>>44349003
>>44349200
Naka seems to have things under control.
Best not to risk starting another fire if that works.
>>44349199
>There is no such thing known as having too much fluff.
Say that again. I fucking dare you to say that again in THIS thread. The only thing that improves with more Fluff is investments in brain bleach futures...
>>44349243
but imagine the healing
>>44349231
You still fucking trying to melt down the fucking smith machine they got in the base gym?
>>44349199
Don't fucking encourage him
So, in case anyone missed it, I've now visited Midway once more, Iowa, and Hornet (CV-12), as well as the USS Dolphin.
https://weasel776.imgur.com/
>>44349176
>are you counting the guns, or something else?
2 Prototypes and 10 production models of the Ju87C Torp/Dive bomber had been completed, and 7 Prototype 109T,s 7 Production Ts, and 63 Production T-2s were completed by 1940.
Furthermore, 14 Fieseler Fi 167 Torpedo bombers that had originally been slated for the carrier were in service and ready for use.
>>44349264
GODDAMN WASTE OF MOTHERFUCKING STEEL
When?
>>44349295
so, fucking, yes.
>>44349176
Any ship is useless if you don't take care of it. Much of the cost for owning a carrier comes from the resources needed for maintaining and operating a carrier.
The Russians are too poor and don't give two shits about their navy. Thus, Kuznetzov is useless.
>>44348648
SHOWER WITH HAMP
NO HOMO
>>44349167
>just say it
Nothing to say. I just didn't know you did cover songs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXh1tW16V-8
>>44349301
>>44349296
For no reason other than fat stacks.
What happens if we run across an Abyssal Black Pearl.
>>44349200
I... yeah, actually. I went and tracked her down to talk about her, uh. Training tactics.
>>44349319
Case in flipping point.
>>44349330
>>44349281
>>44349259
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS HAVING TOO MUCH.
MORE FLUFFY HAIR, THE BETTER.
IN ITS NAME I DO MY DEEDS. FLUFFY.
WITNESS ME!
>>44349360
>>44349395
>>44349395
>>44349413
Stop fellating each other and quit shitting up the image limit while you're at it.
>>44349360
You throw the deadbolt with an authoritative little “snick!” and turn to the CV personified. “Oh-kay. What'cha need?”
Shoukaku stares at you, her clear eyes limpid, pure and utterly clueless... and then she giggles.
You give her a concerned look. “Uh, Shoukaku?”
She's giggling harder now, covering her mouth with both hands as a rosy blush spreads over her cheeks. You back away from her cautiously. “Uh, earth to Shoukaku, come in, Shoukaku?”
She strides towards you, one hand still clamped over her mouth, the other flat against your chest, and begins pushing you back through the room slowly. You retreat, confused, until you find yourself standing in the small bathroom. With a final giggle, Shoukaku kicks the bathroom door shut.
You stand there for a moment, contemplating the effort required to contemplate, and let it fall away with a shrug. They're crazy. They're all fucking crazy. This doesn't matter. None of it matters. You stop long enough to empty your pockets (rinsing your smartphone off under the sink briefly - one of those nice waterproof nigh-indestructible cases the Navy won't pay for because they're cheap bastards,) before shucking out of your waterlogged clothing and jumping into the shower. You shave while the hot water pounds down; the ritual so engrained the razor's already in your hand before you realize you're doing it. No one-o'clock shadow for you, no sir. You let your mind wander for a few minutes as the shower massages your scalp - Naka's plastic expressions; Hornet's glowing face as she twisted rebar together while muttering under her breath - even the miniature thermobaric warhead still rolling around in your stomach and making your hand shake slightly as you shave; courtesy of Hamp.
There were so many things Hamp should be briefed on, but hasn't had yet - someone gave him the Standard Welcome Back Spiel, sure, but you made a point of spending some time with Hornet and Arizona both to get them up to speed, gently. You simply haven't had a chance with the others. So many small tasks that slip under the radar; so many side things you make a mental memo to attend to that get pushed aside by other concerns - like a gift to surpass the Pimp Cane. You owe Hate doubly for that. And then there's Sendai - her arrival and Naka's devolution seemed to coincide. And you don't have a leg to fucking stand on with that; the instant you caution Naka not to take a lunatic that carries a sword around too seriously she'll be all over you like white on-
- wait.
WAIT.
You get out of the shower still laughing, a horrible, awful, hideous, WONDERFUL idea blossoming in your mind - a crime against sanity, reason, logic, history and most important of all, Marines. Hate will reap the gifts he sowed, tenfold. You towel off quickly, make sure your short hair is properly combed, and halt with your hand on the doorknob.
You didn't bring anything else in here to wear.
[ ] ... fuck it, you're going to be shy about your scars in front of a girl who fucking *sank?* Yeah, w/e
[ ] Ask Shoukaku to pass in a set of fresh clothes... even if that does mean she'll open up your underwear drawer. You are an Admiral, dammit - look the part.
>>44349452
>[ ] Ask Shoukaku to pass in a set of fresh clothes... even if that does mean she'll open up your underwear drawer. You are an Admiral, dammit - look the part.
>>44349452
>... fuck it, you're going to be shy about your scars in front of a girl who fucking *sank?* Yeah, w/e
>>44349452
>[ ] Ask Shoukaku to pass in a set of fresh clothes... even if that does mean she'll open up your underwear drawer. You are an Admiral, dammit - look the part.
>>44349452
[ ] Ask Shoukaku to pass in a set of fresh clothes... even if that does mean she'll open up your underwear drawer. You are an Admiral, dammit - look the part.
>>44349452
>[X] Ask Shoukaku to pass in a set of fresh clothes... even if that does mean she'll open up your underwear drawer. You are an Admiral, dammit - look the part.
Either way it will be lewd.
>>44349452
>[ ] ... fuck it, you're going to be shy about your scars in front of a girl who fucking *sank?* Yeah, w/e
WITNESS US (Shoukaku)!
>>44349452
>[ ] ... fuck it, you're going to be shy about your scars in front of a girl who fucking *sank?* Yeah, w/e
>>44349452
>[ ] ... fuck it, you're going to be shy about your scars in front of a girl who fucking *sank?* Yeah, w/e
>>44349452
>[ ] ... fuck it, you're going to be shy about your scars in front of a girl who fucking *sank?* Yeah, w/e
>>44349452
>[ ] ... fuck it, you're going to be shy about your scars in front of a girl who fucking *sank?* Yeah, w/e
>>44349452
>[X] ... fuck it, you're going to be shy about your scars in front of a girl who fucking *sank?* Yeah, w/e
>>44349452
>[X] Ask Shoukaku to pass in a set of fresh clothes... even if that does mean she'll open up your underwear drawer. You are an Admiral, dammit - look the part.
>>44349452
[ ] ... fuck it, you're going to be shy about your scars in front of a girl who fucking *sank?* Yeah, w/e
>>44349452
[x] ... Fuck it, you're going to be shy about your scars in front of a girl who fucking *sank?*
>>44349353
>case in flipping point
So you DO understand what it means when Harder has you at his mercy and bandages you up instead of SHAKING YOU LIKE A GOD DAMNED CAN OF SPRAY PAINT, RIGHT?
>>44349452
>[ ] ... fuck it, you're going to be shy about your scars in front of a girl who fucking *sank?* Yeah, w/e
>>44349452
>[ ] ... fuck it, you're going to be shy about your scars in front of a girl who fucking *sank?* Yeah, w/e
>>44349452
>[ ] ... fuck it, you're going to be shy about your scars in front of a girl who fucking *sank?* Yeah, w/e
It's our apartment - we can do what we want in it.
[ ] Ask Shoukaku to pass in a set of fresh clothes... even if that does mean she'll open up your underwear drawer. You are an Admiral, dammit - look the part.
I HAVE ARRIVED! This time, on mobile because I'm on leave and I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANY OF MY STAFF CALLS OR EMAILS MY BLACKBERRY AND IT'S NOT VITAL I'M GONNA EAT EM.
>>44349452
>[ ] ... fuck it, you're going to be shy about your scars in front of a girl who fucking *sank?* Yeah, w/e
But at least call out that we're coming out nude.
If she wants to peak, she can do so.
>>44349452
>[ ] Ask Shoukaku to pass in a set of fresh clothes... even if that does mean she'll open up your underwear drawer. You are an Admiral, dammit - look the part.
Act like a professional besides she's going to be sensative and shit if she sees the scars.
>>44349452
>[X] ... fuck it, you're going to be shy about your scars in front of a girl who fucking *sank?* Yeah, w/e
Perhaps the dignity of a towel is in order?
>>44349452
[X] Ask Shoukaku to pass in a set of fresh clothes... even if that does mean she'll open up your underwear drawer. You are an Admiral, dammit - look the part.
>>44349452
>>[x] ... fuck it, you're going to be shy about your scars in front of a girl who fucking *sank?* Yeah, w/e
So has anyone heard from SCIENCE anon, or has he gone on eternal patrol?
>>44349452
>[ ] ... fuck it, you're going to be shy about your scars in front of a girl who fucking *sank?* Yeah, w/e
>Not choosing the obvious parallel to the last Naka-time write up
Anons. Anons please. Don't be this blind.
>>44349452
>[X] Ask Shoukaku to pass in a set of fresh clothes... even if that does mean she'll open up your underwear drawer. You are an Admiral, dammit - look the part.
The Admiral does not simply get naked in front of his subordinates!
>>44349452
>[ ] Ask Shoukaku to pass in a set of fresh clothes... even if that does mean she'll open up your underwear drawer. You are an Admiral, dammit - look the part.
>>44349452
[ ] Ask Shoukaku to pass in a set of fresh clothes... even if that does mean she'll open up your underwear drawer. You are an Admiral, dammit - look the part.
"hurr what is dignity and couth"
>>44349539
Hey Nurse, could you prescribe this poor 18-year-old some sudafed for his cold? Thanks.:^)
>>44349452
>>44349526
So since fluff posting his work I got a request done. It goes out to all the waifu warriors
http://imgur.com/fW4NfBs
Hope you like it.
>>44349452
>[ ] ... fuck it, you're going to be shy about your scars in front of a girl who fucking *sank?* Yeah, w/e
>>44349452
[x] ... fuck it, you're going to be shy about your scars in front of a girl who fucking *sank?* Yeah, w/e
>>44349555
Good thing shoukaku isn't our subordinate then, yeah?
>>44349452
>[X] Ask Shoukaku to pass in a set of fresh clothes... even if that does mean she'll open up your underwear drawer. You are an Admiral, dammit - look the part.
>>44349526
That he's thinking with his Mark 14, like always? Or have I crossed into some bold new world of pity-antifucks?
>>44349452
What. what the fuck are you planning. No, fuck you.
>>44349585
Or he cared enough about you to be mature and patch you up instead of gawking like a school boy. Either or.
>>44349596
>>44349572
DEMONS OUTTA THIS THREAD
>>44349452
>[X] ... fuck it, you're going to be shy about your scars in front of a girl who fucking *sank?* Yeah, w/e
WE DO IT LIVE
>>44349608
WHERE DO YOU FUCKING FIND THIS SHIT
>>44349572
What in the ever living actual fuck?
>>44349596
I think the key is to figure out what gift you gave him, then multiply by ten?
>>44349452
[ ] Ask Shoukaku to pass in a set of fresh clothes... even if that does mean she'll open up your underwear drawer. You are an Admiral, dammit - look the part.
>>44349579
>waifufags are this desperate to fuck bote
Were you born this pathetic?
>>44349452
>[ ] Ask Shoukaku to pass in a set of fresh clothes... even if that does mean she'll open up your underwear drawer. You are an Admiral, dammit - look the part.
>>44349452
>[ ] Ask Shoukaku to pass in a set of fresh clothes... even if that does mean she'll open up your underwear drawer. You are an Admiral, dammit - look the part.
>>44349572
There was a time where this would have made me mad.
Now I'm just slightly confused why anyone would waste time drawing it.
>>44349452
>[ ] ... fuck it, you're going to be shy about your scars in front of a girl who fucking *sank?* Yeah, w/e
>>44349606
No one ever accused the poor boy of being smart. That was his second mistake.
>>44349619
>>44349572
>http://imgur.com/fW4NfBs
>>44349571
I'm a nurse practitioner so yes I actually could, but I'd advise you just get some OTC medicine. Is it just allergies? ... I'm entirely to sober for this. Need to see if there's some good liquor here.
>>44349647
Hardly a waifufag. But here's your you.
>>44349452
>[x] Ask Shoukaku to pass in a set of fresh clothes... even if that does mean she'll open up your underwear drawer. You are an Admiral, dammit - look the part.
>>44349686
Be honest, how often are you drunk when dealing with stupid fucks?"Not Often Enough" is not a valid answer
>>44349452
>[o] Ask Shoukaku to pass in a set of fresh clothes... even if that does mean she'll open up your underwear drawer. You are an Admiral, dammit - look the part.
>>44349452
> Fuck it, you're going to be shy about your scars in front of a girl who fucking sank?...
>>44349682
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN.
>>44349452
>[ ] ... fuck it, you're going to be shy about your scars in front of a girl who fucking *sank?* Yeah, w/e
>>44349719
>>44349719
>Can't read the inherent subtext
He seriously hopes you don't not have a reaction image goldmine.
>>44349572
Meh, I've seen worse.
Here's a question....how would Ryujou react to Ari"It's all in the back"zona?
>>44349452
[ ] Ask Shoukaku to pass in a set of fresh clothes... even if that does mean she'll open up your underwear drawer. You are an Admiral, dammit - look the part.
We are a gentleman and a professional Our reasoning for leaving without clothes is because we are thinking of her as a ship.
>>44349452
>[X] ... fuck it, you're going to be shy about your scars in front of a girl who fucking *sank?* Yeah, w/e
>>44349585
Kid, Harder damn near beached himself to rescue a downed pilot. Once he finds that youtube clip of you he's going to come running up to you like a fucking excited puppy.I bet you five dollars.
He doesn't know, mind you - it took me four straight hours of comparing every scrap of footage off youtube plus what I scared up with my CAC card to get a good idea; full Ender Wiggin in the video room shit before I figured out what the fuck you were trying. And I won't tell him. And if you do I bet you five dollars AND an a-capella solo of Cat in the Kitchen that he'll call you some kind of ultimate hardass.
See, once he takes your measure, he's not going to see you as some fucking dumbass who is unable to apply her own fucking advice to her fucking martyr complex. He's going to see you as an equal!
>>44349452
>[ ] ... fuck it, you're going to be shy about your scars in front of a girl who fucking *sank?* Yeah, w/e
>[X] Ask Shoukaku to pass in a set of fresh clothes... even if that does mean she'll open up your underwear drawer. You are an Admiral, dammit - look the part.
>>44349728
Unlike him I have a lot of fucking actual fucking work to do. Not fucking work like "Oh, so many fucking projects I can't sleep nights seeyaz" and then fucking off to my closed workshop to work on a sack full of doorknobs or what the fuck ever or going image mining or what the fuck ever.
So, Naka, Hate, what do you guys think of Star Wars Episode VII?
>>44349452
[x] ask shoukaku to pass you a fresh set of clothes
>>44349762
>work
and this is why you deserve your present
this is why you fucking deserve
everything
coming
your
way
>>44349572
I can fap to this.
Is there any more like it?
>>44349763
It was aight. Fury road was better though.
>>44349452
>>[ ] ... fuck it, you're going to be shy about your scars in front of a girl who fucking *sank?* Yeah, w/e
>>44349762
Sounds like you need a better smartphone, LT. That or a tablet. Memes on the go, man.
>>44349452
[ ] ... fuck it, you're going to be shy about your scars in front of a girl who fucking *sank?* Yeah, w/e
>>44349770
Does "everything coming his way" include when he gets blown up by an abyssal?
>>44349452
>[ ] Ask Shoukaku to pass in a set of fresh clothes... even if that does mean she'll open up your underwear drawer. You are an Admiral, dammit - look the part.
Don't forget they're girls too, Settle.
>>44349770
Sometimes you make no sense.
Fuckin, hey, can you sign off on a religious exemption on my paperwork so I can swap my dress sword for an axe?
...
So is SCIENCEanon still alive or did this quest genuinely kill someone?
>Futa!Arizona
>>44349716
Damn it that was going to be my answer to. I am never drunk while on the job. As much as I joke about my dumbass butter bars I still have an example to set and I'd get fucked by a lot of people, including The Board, if I was drunk on the job. But when I'm not on the clock and it's after about 1830 I'm not sober. It's not at all uncommon to find me on the balcony of my apartment with a cigar and a glass of whiskey.
>>44349816
he ded
>>44349810
He probably can, since you'll need it where you're going.
>>44349746
Naka? I'd take this wisdom to heart here.
You are a world apart from what you think of yourself as. I don't care what your class is; how thick your belt is; how big your caliber is; EVERYONE is important by their deeds.
You're not a ship anymore. You're a shipgirl - part human. And that means you can surpass yourself, just like any human can.
>>44349810
You're Asatru?
...that explains some things.
>>44349810
>axe
oh no nigger
oh nomarine bushido motherfucker
>>44349825
S- So, GREs or MCATs? My degree is useless for the moment since lolnorelevantexperience.
>>44349452
>[x] ... fuck it, you're going to be shy about your scars in front of a girl who fucking *sank?* Yeah, w/e
FULL FRONTAL ASSAULT BOYS.
>>44349452
>[ ] Ask Shoukaku to pass in a set of fresh clothes... even if that does mean she'll open up your underwear drawer. You are an Admiral, dammit - look the part.
Sexually harassing US Navy admirals is definitely forbidden!
VOTES CALLED DID I POST THAT YET SHIT
>>44349746
... You're the second person to do that, you know. It didn't go so well the first time, either. And I don't have five dollars.
>He's going to see you as an equal!
What, as someone ELSE with a 'martyr complex?' Has he commented on YOURS, O Christ on the Conn?
Don't give me any shit about my bad habits, Settle. If Arizona were glued to your dick any harder, she'd already be carrying your Kidd.
>>44349844
You only just now realized this?
Did you think he just watched Mad Max one too many times and finally snapped or something?
Threadly reminder that planefag is building a weapon to surpass Kongou Dess.
>>44349860
But she's a ship. Good luck applying UCMJ to the ship sloots.
>>44349572
Eh, too forced.
The faces reminds me of Sidonia.
>>44349891
Kongo a shit.
Iowa a best.
>>44349816
rip in piss twiglet nerd
>>44349845
>marine samurai
So an axe and a hatchet worn on the hip?
>>44349891
Bullshit. Nothing can surpass Kongou Dess. Take your fear mongering somewhere else.
![mirv-reentry-3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6SjmkDC.jpg "mirv-reentry-3[1].jpg")
>>44349891Please let it be this
>>44349888
Now watch, he'll fucking deny it.
>>44349845
Not my fucking fault Valhalla is so attractive even the Nips jacked it for their fucking whatever.
>>44349912
Agreed.
>>44349925
>Play Battlestations Pacific
>Hidden objective to sink at least one vanguard ship that consists of Kongou, Hiei, Haruna, and two DDs while trying to sink Zuiho
>A sky full of Dauntlesses desstroy her
>>44349890
I wasn't aware it was stated before.
Hey Naka, why'd you break up with Iku?
>>44349895
Anon, explain to me why you want to be naked in front of Shoukaku so badly.
Are you just that much of a filthy slut?
Wooh! Christmas Holiday!
That means I can post later!
>>44349888
The gods of dubs have blessed thee with trips, Naka of class Sendai.
Tis a sign from them. Thou should naught settle for mere equal footing. Rather you should seek to have thine mate at thine feet. Giving massages. Serving waffles.
>>44349960
One should never *not* be a filthy slut.
>>44349960
>Not being naked in front of attractive women in your room, regardless of who they are (unless they are married), at any given point in time
What are you, gay?
>>44349888
>O Christ on the Conn?
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
FATGREEK FIDDLES WHILE NETTLE BURNS
TROLE TROTS TO WATER WHERE IS YOUR LECTURES NOW THE WORLD FUCKING WONDERS
>>44349960
If she was pining for our dick any harder, she would need to wear depend to keep her pants from soaking through.
>>44349957
Fisting.
Reminder not to trust Japs.
>>44350017
Harder pls
>>44349993
>Not being naked in front of attractive women in your room, regardless of who they are
First dates are fun for you, aren't they?
>>44349850
(It's hard to find post replies on my phone) I took the MCAT. I also went to USUHS though so that might be why I got my job, started in the reserves and then went active duty.
>>44350015
>>44349985
>>44349993
>>44350011
This is right around the point where Ari bursts into the room and throws a bucket of cold water on us.
One of these days, I'm gonna do it.
Grab my copy of StratOps, TacOps, Total Warfare, and every piece of eratta since my books were printed.
Then I'm gonna lock myself in and spend a month learning how to WarShip. THEN, I'm gonna make the most blatantly optimized and perfect WarShip ever made.
>>44350047
>implying it isn't sammy
>>44350076
Make sure it has a sizable Medbay. It'll help negate the Murphy's Law effect of "oh perfect warship? Here's it getting fucked."
>>44349572
You have made so many people salty.
I approve.
>>44350017
BUY WAR BONDS FOR VICTORY
>>44350015
On you or from you?
>>44350073
Well we just got out of the shower so....
>>44350015
>>44349957
Wait so Naka was Iku's date?
>>44350052
Might consider that. >tfw working in a hospital, people shake their heads when they hear what I did in college
When
>>44350130
Naka was Iku's Ex.
>>44350130
I may not be Naka, but I can tell you her response: "I can neither confirm nor deny..."
>>44350136
HAHA! I'm a history undergrad so hit me.
>>44350164Anthropology. It kind of had to deal with people, at least.
New analysis of the most reocuringist idol who happens to try to release music~
>>44350140
You want a Shipgirl HMS Thunderchild VS Abyssal battle? I'll try write something about it but it will take time and might not be very good.
>>44349941
What's that?
>>44350198
Only if MC Young and Widow-chan somehow make an appearance
>>44350184
I only took a basic ANTH class but I enjoyed it thourghly and I kind of wish I had taken another.
I FOUND WHISKEY! AND IT'S A GOOD WHISKEY!
Making sure your towel is knotted tight around your waist, you shoulder through the door brusquely. The ugly scar on your thigh is hidden, but the burns on your back are still quite visible... but if there's one person on all the earth who won't mention those, it's a goddamned IJN carrier. You burst into the main room, defiant and unashamed -
- and find it empty.
“Let me know when you're decent,” Shoukaku's voice comes from the kitchen.
The sheer novelty of a shipgirl with this much common sense and decorum stays your steps for a moment as you absorb the novelty of it - and then you hasten to get dressed, pulling on a fresh set of working khaki as quickly as possible. You even have a spare cover - hats like to blow off in strong sea-breezes, and occasionally they alight in the water. You're just dusting it off when Shoukaku emerges from the kitchen, carrying a huge steaming mug.
“Coffee-time, teitoku~” she says, proffering the mug in both hands as she does a passable Kongou impression, albeit at a fraction of the volume.
“Oh,” you say with surprise. “Thanks.” You lift it to your mouth... and lower it again as you catch the smell. You move the mug underneath a nearby floorlamp to get a good look at it.
“Something wrong?” Shoukaku asks nervously.
You swirl it cautiously. “Just looking for fossils.”
![5koqm0X[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7f5jXes.jpg "5koqm0X[1].jpg")
>>44350212
Death
