MTG Story Thread
>Hanging out at the local game shop
>Few people doing 40k, me and some others working on decks
>High Schoolers come in, one comes over to see what we have.
>He only has a mono-white EDH Deck
>Decide to play with him, got out a counter/mill blue deck
>Few turns later, getting my good spells and he's got a few small creatures out., lots of mana but little else
>About to throw out my Traumatize
>He taps nine, names 'Blue'
>Drops Iona
>Moment of pure silence
>Everybody starts laughing
>GG
>>44322029
Iona is distilled un-fun. I hate seeing players get locked out of the game
>>44322195
Because you aren't the one locking players out of games
>>44322281
No, I'm not. It sucks to see players unable to play their deck, and you're a dick if you think it's fun
>>44322029
I don't get it. You're playing a blue counter/mill and you just let your opponent play something that costs 9 mana?
>>44322029
>counter/mill
>doesn't counter Iona
You're an idiot, god damn
>>44322029
>playing tier 11 deck
>getting rekt
it's like you expected anything different.
>>44322029
>>44322281
>>44322195
Iona Playing Fag Here, only play her in commander and i rarely lock somebody with her, yet even when she drops, if noone kills her by the time its the next turn then they deserve to be locked out.
>>44322029
>Go to LGS for FNM draft
>Get called for Round 1 pairings
>Opponent is some sort of ultra sperglord
>Start shuffling my deck, he calls a judge for time on deck shuffling
>Play against him, see that hes chosen some really weak cards and creatures to use
>Keeps reminding me about things to do during the match (Call untap step, call mana floating)
>Wreck him 2-0, he asks to take a look at his deck to see if I can fix it
>Its full of 14th pick cards and not a single rare
>>44322029
Bounce her with Murk Strider and counter any attempt to protect her with Spell Shrivel?
>>44322195
Play more than one colour. And hey, if he's monoblue he should be running artifacts anyway. OP is a faggot that needs to git gud.
>>44322029
>Blue EDH deck
>Not playing Teferi Control
Its like you want people to have fun.