Which primarchs do you believe died as virgins? Or, you know, "disappeared," daemonically ascended or otherwise left the plot. This information is vitally needed, so that I can get a friend of mine into 40k with me.
The only ones I can say for sure ever touched a woman would be Fulgrim, Khan and Russ. Sanguinius, Guilliman and Horus are "maybe" in my book, and everyone else "probably not."
>>44293275
I don't want your friend to get into the hobby, because he sounds stupid.
>>44293330
Her interest in any franchise is directly proportional to the amount of self-indulgent pornography of the characters that she can draw.
Though I could understand your first assumption being that of a robot that can't relate to normies.
>>44293398
In that case point her to slaanesh, and remind her she can justify anything she wants it she goes Chaos.
>>44293559
She likes the Slaaneshi aesthetic, but as far as "characters" in 40k go, the primarchs are probably among the most well defined and recognisable.
Magnus was a beta bitch boy. So I'd say he's a definite yes.
>>44293275
>Did these ultra powerful and often charismatic rulers who dominated their planets and conquered a thousand worlds each ever have sex?
Yes. The answer is yes.The only reason sex is up in the air for space marines at all is because most of the time they seem so dedicated to everything else and GW doesn't want to talk about it. The Emperor got some, I'm sure all his sons did too.
>>44293737
I'll argue the contrary. I think the screwball comic book logic that allows the primarchs to exist and do the things they do would justify at least some of them having zero interest in romance and sex.
Magnus for instance. It's utterly within his character to say, "Who has time for women? I have psychic shit to do."
Is something like that even possible for 15ft tall mini-Gods?
Your friend sounds like some hambeast that uses exclamations like "squee" and terms like "glomp" un ironically, with sincerity, and in a manner that isn't directly making fun of gross pathetic laughable deviantart style hambeasts.
She sounds terrible, you sound terrible, you should both fuck off, and she's not gonna suck your dick, dude. Even if she would, it doesn't taste like pocky and you probably don't look like some effete anime faggot so she'll gag and throw up her Mr.Noodles all over your man-FUPA.
>>44293855
Life uh...finds a way.
>>44293931
Lmao work on your figures dude.
>>44293936
Thanks Mr. Goldblum
>>44293828
What if Magnus had a sorcerers book that told him he had to dick a woman to achieve power. What THEN.
>>44293737
They're wired not to feel sexual attraction, however. Are you sexually attracted to your pets?
>>44293737
The is something about a space wolf making a past at a woman who turns out to be an android right? So that pretty much confirms they can have sex.
For what it's worth gelding turns up as a purchasable 'advantage' for protection against seduction attempts in deathwatch's character options. So it's presumedly not default.
>>44293398
Wow, your friend sounds like a fucking retarded deviantart animu fangirl, and you sound like a pathetic milquetoast cuck that wants her stinky ham sandwich.
She wants faggy animu prettyboys, not social stunted man children with spaghetti in their pockets, you're not getting anywhere with her.
Your friends' tits or gtfo
If she's gross (sounds like it) don't bother.
>>44294030
It really is important to note the difference between primarchs and space marines. Some of the concepts can be applied universally, but it's very much like comparing wolves and dogs.
>>44294047
Now I'm not here for attention but the fact that you got nearly every assumption here exactly backwards makes me laugh. Please keep up the good work.
>>44293275
Well, for one, Ferrus Manus was too busy getting shit done and being best primarch to settle down and do anything that didn't involve fighting dragons and forging weapons with his bare hands.
>>44293275
After reading all the posts, I feel there is only one option for your friend. have her read these. And forgive me.
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Warhammer_High
>>44294254
He was a bit off his head though
>>44294176
>It really is important to note the difference between primarchs and space marines.
And one of those differences is that Primarchs do more of everything as compared to marines.
Therefore, if marines can have sex sometimes, Primarchs were rolling in pussy.
It's kind of obvious, honestly. Huge, impossibly fit, incredibly powerful, high station. All of them had some major things going for them on the dating scene. Even Angron and Mortarion could still pick up psycho bitches. Curz and Corax would have been swarmed by emo chicks for their "dark, tragic nobility" or some shit. Fulgrim and Sanguinous almost certainly had to beat lovers off with a power-stick lest they be buried alive, and both Vulcan and Guileman canonically had families.
>>44293398
>Her interest in any franchise is directly proportional to the amount of self-indulgent pornography of the characters that she can draw.
>>44294949
But my main point is basically what this anon pointed out >>44294254
Primarchs were too busy getting shit done to bother with such trivialities as getting laid. To use your own point, if the vast majority of space marines have a "why bother" opinion on sex, their primarchs should feel even more strongly that way.
SW are definitely outliers in this regard, as are Salamanders in a different sense, and their primarchs would reflect this.
>>44294005Y-Yes...
Mortarion for sure. Every girl would have stayed away considering how bad his hygiene is.
>>44293275
This is basically an unanswerable question.
You have to remember that GW is run by a bunch of fat Englishmen who are absolutely terrified of the concept of sex and anything sexual. There's a reason that villains like Slaanesh and the Dark Eldar are so heavily sexualized.
So in short, GW is run by fat British virgins and/or cucks, and looking for references to sex within their books, especially in relation to the Primarchs, is a fool's errand.
>>44295003
The Primarchs never got the hypnoconditioning that turns marines into hyperfocused combat machines. As a result, they fully retained their innate personalities and natural drives.
Sure, maybe Magnus had other shit to do once he was leading his legion and plumbing the Warp's anus, but what about back when he was a teenager, before he had his psykic shit together? Nigga woulda been all up in dat shit.
Honestly the only one I can even potentially see going for centuries without tapping some ass is Perturbo, because he seemed to go centuries without doing much of ANYTHING besides being a grumpy dick.
>>44295238
IIRC primarchs had some really fucked up shit going on with their physical maturation. Like they were basically grown men by age 10, shit like that.
I believe it is said that Russ, in his Viking like style, bedded woman all the time.
Not that he could never have children (I think?) But yeah that was a thing. I am fairly certain all Space Wolves partake in bedding woman.
>>44293398
Did you mention the reasoning behind the two lost chapters, that is, allowing people to create their own founding chapters without contradicting canon?
>>44295357
>allowing people to create their own founding chapters without contradicting canon
That hasn't been applicable for a while thanks to Black Library.
>>44295238
>but what about back when he was a teenager
magnus grew up in a monastic commune of psychic rejects
also, the primarchs were more concerned with freeing their worlds from tyranny than getting their dicks wet
