Why are you still serving your twisted Imperium, /tg/? The Tau Empire would welcome you as a gue'vesa in the name of the Greater Good, and offer you a better life than you could ever dream of under the rule of your evil regime.
Because I am not a weaboo
Do I get to pound blueberry pie?
Because otherwise fuck off Xenoie
Because I'm human. You Xeno scum are disgusting
>>44273064
Too many words, not enough gods.
If I wanted to be sterile I'd sacrifice my balls to slaanesh and get another dick that ejaculates root beer.
>>44273188
>Ejaculate root bear
But does it create a high quality root beer?
>>44273895
You hopeless unenlightened moron.
The root beer is so amazingly perfect your tongue will melt and spill out between your teeth.
>>44273953
How was it produced anyway?
Is it like a sperm or like a beer?
Why do I have so much question with it?
>>44274027
Just like Slaanesh, you'll never know how good it is till you try it and once you get a taste you'll never go back.
>>44273064
Tell me, you traitorous bastard, do you really think the Tau can withstand another Hive Fleet?
>trading one yoke for another
If you're going to be someone's tool, it might as well be humanity's tool.
Even the traitors know that serving an alien is for literal cucks.
>>44273064
Mostly because I don't want to be killed for consorting with a xeno.
>>44274075
I know Slaanesh is great and all but all my bet on Papa Nurgle create a mean batch of flavorful Root Beer
>>44274126
most do it just because they get food and healthcare if that goes the gue'vesa will rebel and raise the banner with the Aquila on it as they return worlds taken by the tau to the imperium
>>44273064
Beat me in melee combat and I'll consider it
Glory to the Tau.
>>44273064
Yeah I pretty much wouldn't join up because DEEZ NUTZ. If the boys can't come with me then I ain't goin'.
>>44274075
Man this guy must be living the life right there.
Qt demon waifu who may have an untold amount of incomprehensible genitalia, A bad ass and loyal pet that loves to snuggle and hundreds of adoring subjects that are oh so very clearly jealous of your baller lifestly.
>>44273953
This is kind of hot, reminds me of torture device.
>>44273064
The revolutionary soldier of the Greater Good must move amongst the Gue'la as fish swims in the sea.
>>44273064
Because the wayward Technology of the Tau does does not exist in the glorious light of the Omnissiah.
Hail Machina Deus.
>>44273064
Cause im not a traitorous causeless, cowardly filth like you.
If your gonna abandon the emperor at least have the courage to kill yourself.
Gotta farm crops.
>>44277844
Based Cao-Cao.
Because you dumbshits are hopelessly naive.
You actually thought you killed Slaanesh.
>>44278069
>getting that close before firing its chain cannon
>flyers not to scale
>terrible perspective on the drone's shots
>bottom Tau's shot is coming out of the wrong barrel
terrible
>>44278069
Can you kill a Titan with Haywire Grenades?
>>44273064
Because my misguided child, to join the Tau is to slap shackles upon oneself and deny thy divine right to the stars. To join any Xenos Empire is to work for another species gain, to forward their ends instead of the righteous cause of man. To shy from the Imperium is to damn mankind to a miserable demise in the steely grip of the dark gods, for no Xenos Empire can even hope to defeat the Chaos Gods in the final battle. Your actions of betrayal not only hurt your saintly race but do a disservice to yourself. Your life will be sold as fodder to a revolting alien, and your soul will never join the eternal chorus in the Emperor's golden hall.
Mankind will only survive if we remain unified in the face of all that would destroy us, for as individuals we may be pulled apart and sucked into the gates of the warp- but together we are INVINCIBLE. For we are LEGION. None can stand before our collective might, for our numbers are endless and our firepower insurmountable.
Yes the Imperium may be oppressive- such is the unfortunate requirement to build and sustain a galactic empire of man. But fear not! You die a martyr's death for humanity, and our heavenly father will shield your soul from the endless daemonic legions of Chaos, for his love for you is endless, even in your betrayal of him.
Rejoice, let your soul tremble with joy! For although you must be executed for your crimes there is yet redemption. In life you may forsake yourself, but in death the Emperor will never abandon you, for his love is absolute! Repent now before you die, repent your sins and beg forgiveness for wounding our father so, for he sheds a tear for every man and woman that would abandon him. Why do you make him cry my child? Our Emperor sacrificed everything for the species, who are you to preach supposed Xenos righteousness when you reduce such a magnificent being to tears out of his love for you?
>>44273064
Because I already serve the true rulers of the galaxy you upstart filth.
>>44278672
>serve
That's one way if saying slave I guess
>>44274357
They'd have to be insane to do that. The Imperium would kill them all for their treachery, even if they did try to return to the fold.
>>44278842
Slavery to the Necrons is much the same as one to the Imperium.
>>44278580
That image just looks like a hunchbacked furry.
>>44278580
Is this in-character for Lion El'Jonson or Ecclesiarchy's propaganda? I thought only Lorgar saw the Emperor as a God.
>>44278296
Pretty sure the titan is firing well moving, the flyers are far away and the bottom Tau is somehow experiencing recoil.
Who is behind the Ethreals and the many strokes of luck of the Tau? Who are Their Mysterious Benefactor/s behind the Ethereals?
>mfw I realize both sides of this argument are only arguing because they've both been equally indoctrinated and brainwashed
>mfw I realize the objective, rational point of view would regard either Imperium or Tau as equally bad, or at least see the former as having a sliver of a fighting chance
>>44278322
Absurdisle Get Wrekt sure as shit can.
>>44279193
Your benefactors are just much more reasonable under one than the other.
>>44273064
Because I have been indoctrinated since birth to hate and fear all xenos. If not then yes, I would absolutely join you.
>>44279393
I would love it to be the Slann. Thank you for this idea.
>>44279421
Oh the Tau are definitely bad, but at least you would get a much better life under them. In a galaxy lacking hope, it's better than living under the regime of the Imperium.
>>44273064
You got pleasure planets? Because right now I'm on a pleasure planet.
Relaxing onna beach right now
>>44273064
>handing over your balls
>not living in a Paradise World
>notserving your one and only master Slaanesh and get mad pussy all day
>>44279529
Yes.
>>44279516
>I would rather be indoctrinated in the Greater Good
toppest kok
>>44273064
Because my biological clock is ticking and ain't no xenos going to stand in the way of that.
>Why are you still serving your twisted Imperium, /tg/?
Because Tau battlesuits keep getting uglier, but dreadnoughts are still as adorably blocky as ever.
Except the forgeworld ones, but even then, their latest one is the biggest damn brick in the imperium.
>>44273188
The way I understood sterilisation campaing was if you rebelled, but I am willing to conceded to you are a deluded fool.
>>44279677
>willing to conceded to you are a deluded fool
Well you know any excuse will do. Better than risking having your entire planet's balls nullified because some blue skin bovine looking motherfucker with a stick and a crystal in his forehead vagina wants to send you to the naughty corner for not wanting to join their empire.
post more blue ass plz
>>44279574
>Worshipping the "Already dead God"
Haven't AoS taught you anything? Slaanesh is a loser's bet. Xir surviving followers in AoS are the most pathetic forces of Chaos.
This is your future.
>>44279193
Yep.
I don't think there is any good argument against humanity surrendering to the Necrons.
>>44274126
The Imperium doesn't fight for Humanity. Humanity died ten thousand years ago and probably more.
The Imperium fights for Mankind, because that's all that's left. 'Humanity' and all that we hold dear about it, is gone, drowned in the tide of bloodshed and crushed under billions of marching boots. Ironically, the closest thing to Humanity these days, is to be found with xenos... At least now Aun'va's dead. That asshole was just bad news all the way.
>>44273064
I'd already be there. There's thousands (or at least hundreds) with me who would too, but it's not like we can afford off-world transport and we're too few and too far away to try and turn the planet over to the Greater Good! What can we do?
>>44273064
the Imperium of Man is the only hope humanity has of survival
the Tau don't care about you, to them you are just a tool, a foolish alien stupid enough to serve them. after you fight for them like the obedient little pet you are and win whatever war those blue devils are involved in right now and you are no longer useful, they will castrate you and dump you in some mine or factory to slave for them. and when you ask "where are my balls mr. ethereal", they laugh at you and feed you to the Great Knarloc.
well, I'm no aliens pet, I'm a free human and I will serve my species and my Emprah
>>44279860
post xeno porn plz
>>44279867
>Haven't AoS taught you anything? Slaanesh is a loser's bet. Xir surviving followers in AoS are the most pathetic forces of Chaos.
In AoS, not 40k, and AoS can go suck dicks as far as I care. My Slaanesh was born when the Eldar fucked him and a new hole in reality into existence and wins no matter the situation because he always manages to play it to his own advantage.
But just to humor your logic for a second, look how far the Tau got in AoS.
>>44279860
>>44279877
Would the Ethereals selectively breed the Water Caste to be even more sexually attractive to humans? I can see mutual benefits to such policy.
>>44273064
Yeessss
Good Goyim'vesa...
>>44273064
Having my neck broken in a noose isn't my idea of a "better life," race traitor.
>>44279910
No? They'd selectively breed/train for charisma and probably intelligence.
Being sexually attractive is good sure, but it only goes so far. You're better off just having a member of the Water Caste and at least one human 'representative' who is an attractive man/woman who is also charismatic.
Messing with selective breeding in an attempt to make your race sexually attractive to a race that isn't going to be breeding with it is a waste of time when you have perfectly good human populations you can take from.
>>44279891
Slaanesh was sidelined in AoS thanks to the Elves.
Slaanesh will be sidelined in 40K thanks to the Eldar and Ynnead.
That's my logic. You are betting on the wrong god, It's not too late to switch.
>>44279910
>>44273064
Fuck off cultural marxist.
>>44273064
>>44279963
Slaanesh was always the most pathetic Chaos god anyway.
>>44279923
>>44280003
My loyalty lies with the Mechanicum, not the Imperium.
>>44279963
>Slaanesh will be sidelined in 40K thanks to the Eldar and Ynnead.
I'm not jumping ship on the prince of pleasure because of doubt. There are people out there who still follow Malal anyway and they seem to be having the Malal version of a whizzy jolly time.
>>44280072
please teach me more about malal, I don't know anything
>>44278672
>>44279496
>>44279867
>>44279193
Necrons are the past, Necrons are the future.
>>44278199
If the Tau end up being a secret project of the Eldar, they could be part of their plan to defeat Slaanesh. If so, this event was nothing but foreshadowing.
>>44280087
I've got you covered, anon.
>Worshiping Slaanesh
But why? If it's lasting pleasure you seek, Slaanesh should be the last one you go to.
Sure, you will be in ecstasy for quite a while, but eventually the things you find pleasurable will no longer be enough. The tightest virgin will not satisfy you, the tastiest wine will be like stale water to you and the greatest music will sound like a jumble of notes placed one after another with no regard to melody.
In Slaanesh' service, you will try to find satisfaction, but will never be satisfied by anything. That is his/her/its trap.
>>44280125
>you will try to find satisfaction, but will never be satisfied by anything
Firstly, that's average life in the 40k universe, I'd rather be bored of an exiting life than bored of a mundane one, secondly if you hit the point of diminishing returns that quickly you either need to try harder or you're too good at being Slaaneshi, and finally I have no doubt in my mind that the prince of pleasure has always got something ever more satisfying up their sleeves and is happy to dish it out to anyone willing to go the extra mile in his name.
>>44280125
You're going to die in glorious ecstasy long before that ever happens.
>>44280125
Khorne is a better god of pleasure, so long as you find murder pleasurable. Killing people will always be satisfying, it's just the only thing you find satisfying.
>>44280125
Here's a reply in video format.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RedqjMy62HQ
>>44280177
You don't understand, do you? It's the entire point of Slaanesh to keep you wanting, so that you go to all kinds of lengths (excess) to try and feel something again.
Slaanesh wants to deprive you of pleasure so you will keep on trying to attain it. A satisfied slave won't keep trying, after all.
>>44279526
depends on where you're at in the imperium.
Ultramar seems like a pretty sweet place to live.
>>44280211
>It's the entire point of Slaanesh to keep you wanting, so that you go to all kinds of lengths (excess) to try and feel something again
Yeah but Slaanesh makes sure that every hit of pleasure is super duper powerful and leaving you craving for more. It's not that Slaanesh takes away the pleasure it's just that you burn yourself out on something until you are used to it and want something even more, and I think that serves as a pretty good risk and reward system.
>>44280237
You will eventually hit a wall. When you have exhausted all pleasures, both earthly and divine, what then?
>>44280281
You would liek to die
>>44280281
You'll probably die long before then.
>>44279910
They could try, but I've made my choice.
>>44280281
>When you have exhausted all pleasures, both earthly and divine, what then?
When I'm a daemon prince on my own pleasure planet and can honestly say I have visited Slaanesh's festivities and realms to the point at which I have literally exhausted every possibility for pleasure that could ever happen to me. then I will either spend the rest of my existence cynically leading people into the same trap as I have serving as a bitter mentor to many a pleasure seeking madman, or I will explode into daemonettes and they'll all come and visit everybody that posts in this thread.
>>44280310
>>44280315
And is a life lived chasing fleeting pleasures well lived?
>>44280334
IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION?
OF COURSE IT IS WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO DO IN LIFE? NOT LITERALLY EXPERIENCE EVERY PLEASURE KNOWN TO MAN OR GOD?
>>44280334
Why not? It's no worse than dying as an Imperial Guardsman, or spending your life doing random labor to feed yourself. Falling to Slaanesh may be a waste for people like Fulgrim who actually had a lot of potential to achieve something, but most people lead such insignificant lives they might as well spend it on hedonism and get at least a little pleasure out of it.
>>44280201
Bernard Black confirmed for Slaanesh worship, with a side of Nurgle.
>>44280356
Ya know, having watched (and enjoyed) the series, I think he's more of a nurglite with a side of slaanesh. There's entire episode to him being a filth wizard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIabRa_ONPM
would that make him a nurgle sorcerer?
>Manni being his little nurgling servant in this episode...
>>44279248
Ecclesiarchal propaganda.
Lion was extremely loyal, but he didn't see Big E as a god or even always as good. He was just too ridiculously loyal to ever say anything counter to the Emperor, even if he probably had more disagreements with him than many of the other Primarchs.
>>44280434
I'd totally agree with you if he wasn't so angry all the time.
So how exactly would a Tau/SM/Imperium Army work in rules and lore-wise? I'm a noob btw but it sounds like a cool idea
>>44280535
"Here, gue'vesa. Try using a gun instead of that flashlight."
>>44280546
I know about the guardsmen part, but from what I've read it would be impossible for a Space Marine to convert to Tau..Is there any way I can work around that?
>>44280535
Terra falls. Big E reincarnates within the empty shell of Rouberte Guillam. Reveals that in his dreams he has been speaking with the puppet masters behind the Tau. Ageof Ultramar.
>>44280593
>EXPERIMENTAL ARMOR PATTERN
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>>44273064
Because I want to serve humanitys cause.
Not be the crutch keeping up the tau races cause.
>>44273064
I don't like mary sues.
>>44273064
>You'll never lick Shadowsuns feet
Why live bros
P.S. Do I need a Kroot Shaper for a small force of 15 Kroots?
>>44279599
Yes, living under the Tau empire is far more comfortable than living under the Imperium. You're going to die long before humanity either dies or ascends, so why care about supporting it when you can live much more comfortably in the Tau Empire for the rest of your life?
>>44280841
>More technologically and strategically competent than the Imperium whose entire theme is regression and stagnation
Clearly makes them mary-sues and not just reasonable!
no more xeno ass?
>>44280041
I wonder if you're allowed to keep your dick when you sign up for the Skitarii?
Also fuck signing up for the Tau. Oh our war machines can wipe you off the face of the planet from miles awaOH GOD TELEPORTERS AND SHARP OBJECTS
>>44280593
>That Tau about to get his xeno teeth punched down his throat
>>44279877
>>44279910
>>44279965
>>44273099
>>44280319
>>44275158
>that face
>>44273064
>serve Tau Empire
i rather join farsight
>>44274098
Of course anon! A random tau we've never met before will out manuvere the Swarmlord, 3 tomb world's and a Ork Waaagh! will appear in the path of the Hive Fleet, the Grey Knights chapter will align themselves to the tau empire and a Hive Tyrant will get killed in single combat with an ethereal!
>>44274148
Sure, if you don't mind the AIDS, survy and Hepatitis
>>44281001
well they are not draenei girls, that's for sure
>>44281084
>tfw this could actually happen in the next campaign book
>>44281091
I will delay judgement until we know what's between their legs.
>>44281091
Big hole or small snake.
>>44281280
Whatever it is, it's equine.This is probably what you wanted to hear, right?
>>44281390
Was talking about the Tau, actually. Draenei are all creepy tentacles, but the Tau may yet turn out to be worse with a vagina dentata or some such.
>>44280575
Having the Tau produce something like this in limited numbers could kind of work for that.
>>44280041
Sooo... humanity?
Just because they worship the machine doesnt mean they reject humanity. Shit the imperial cult and the mechacum have been blending together where taboos from both come up withing both preisthoods.
>>44281418
The Tau probably have some kind of reproduction method that would make Slaneesh fall asleep. Probably reproduction through backrubs, like the Kroots, or intense forehead bumping.
>>44281440
I swear I saw that armor fighting alongside the Tau in some random artwork.
>>44281535
iirc this was a gue'la wearing modified power armor instead of a real space marine.
>>44281091
>>44281280
We both recognize the style, and we both know what's between her legs.
>>44281592
>and we both know what's between her legs.
Every single cock in the room?
>>44281606yes yes
>>44273064
>Why are you still serving your twisted Imperium, /tg/?
Cause I'm not a traitor cunt
>>44281535
Oh, now I understand why that Fire Warrior holds an "arm" with that half-gibbed arm of his. The suit just helps him standing.
If you look at the artwork without knowing that, you may think he's all like "Eyyy, I may have lost my hand, but I found a brand new Faptech XV112 replacement! Today is a good day."
>>44280575
Tau uses gene-seed on kid. I dont know why they haven't try it before?
>>44280575
I doubt it, there are some inquisitors that have been known to defect to tau but I have not heard of a space marine that has fully abandoned the imperium in favor of the blueberries.
>>44281713
Probably because the process is slightly more involved than 'take kid, take geneseed, j-j-j-jam it in'
>>44273064
I'd rather serve under the most twisted human regime imaginable than betray my species to a bunch of xenos. Terra Firma!
>>44278672
The Lychguard to the far left looks like he's got a really long jaw
>>44279393
>Implying the old ones AREN'T those delightful froges, the Slaan
>>44281441
They do reject humanity in the sense that biological life is lesser to them than that of mechanical. That is why they seek to replace their flesh with machinery.
And it's not like they subscrible to the teachings of the Imperial Cult, either. They are much more like an independent allied empire than a proper part of the Imperium.
>>44281440
that's pretty cool. I like how the nright arm isn't armoured, but is completely mechanical so I'd imagine it absorbs the recoil, allowing any guardsman no matter his physical stature to operate a huge bolter.
>>44282017
They don't really reject humanity or else they'd embrace artificial intelligence. Instead, they worship knowledge and see technology as the ultimate expression of human knowledge. While they don't view the Emperor as a god the way the rest of the Imperium does, they do view him as a manifestation of divine knowledge (basically Machine God jesus).
Really, the Machine Cult built from the very human desire for knowledge.
>>44282158
I'm not the guy you replied to, but you do realize that the desire for knowledge isn't really a human exclusive trait, at least in the 40k universe?
The Eldar have the biggest and most complete repository of knowledge in the whole galaxy, and I think they are beat by Tzeentch in turn.
>>44273064
One: You have no music to my knowledge, and if you do it's horrible.
Two: Your women are ugly as sin.
3: Your tech might be better, but man it's just like your women.
4: I don't want to serve a bunch of naive kids who think they can change this hellhole of a galaxy. I will stay with the dying empire that knows the galaxy is a hellhole.
>>44281091
Draenei are the worst thing to happen to WoW porn
>>44282221
Of course it's not exclusive (neither is hate, hunger, or lust). That still doesn't mean it's a large part of what humans are. The Machine Cult is essentially worshiping that aspect of ourselves.
>>44282291
WoW porn is dead anyway anon
>>44282291
Graevlings Draenei are fine, m8.
Apart from the fact that Monara speaking like Ducky kills my boner
>>44279421
>mfw I realize the Eldar will outlast both by thousands of millennia
I have seen the light of Asuryan at last.
>>44282342
> yfw Graevling is playing Monara again
> yfw he's probably ERPing her as the dirty slut she is
> yfw he writes "yes yes" while fapping like crazy
>>44282339
You look at this and see an innocent child who because she's drawn by Graevling is destined to become a depraved slut
Truly sad
>>44282292
>According to its teachings, knowledge is the supreme manifestation of divinity, and all creatures and artefacts that embody knowledge are holy because of it. Machines that preserve knowledge from ancient times are also holy, and machine intelligences are no less divine than those of flesh and blood. A man's worth is only the sum of his knowledge - his body is simply an organic machine capable of preserving intellect. In the Cult's tenets, life itself is of no intrinsic value. One of the most obvious examples of this belief is the techpriests' use of humans as raw material in the creation of the machine-slaves known as servitors.
They worship knowledge itself, with no pretense of humanity being its sole bearer. In this way they differ from the Imperial Cult that establishes that humanity is the pinnacle of evolution and above all other living creatures.
>>44282364
They're getting a lot of practice at that "outliving others" to be fair.
>>44281488
I always wondered why so many smut authors just consider humans and any other xenos species interbreedable, in fantasy settings it kind of makes sense, same evolutionary predecessor and all that, but with xenos, they could be using a completely different system that may require less or more than two partners, or even more fucked up stuff.
Why is no smut writer ever touching up on that?
>>44284501
Because I guess exotic reproduction methods aren't really exciting for us humans to read.
If the reader can't easily picture it makes the entire thing less "close" to them. I doubt anyone would find a story about, Kroot mating intense or interesting, unless it's really, really well written.
If it doesn't include intense pounding, or at least human-like genitalia, the reader can't really identify themselves to the characters, making a huge part of the smut thing pointless, I guess.
>>44284501
I thought Eldar were incompatible with humans, even though they have similar reproductive practices.
Something about crystallized DNA or whatnot.
>>44280910
Exactly mary sue.
>Their strategies always work
>enemy leadership are alwaqys retards
>magically understand tech the moment they see it.
There's reasonable and there's mary sue. Even the most reasonable person can fuck up completely. Tau don't, ever.
>>44284501
Because aliens in most scifi are not there to be accurate representation of Alien life. Aliens in most SciFi only exist to represent one facet of human existence be it a set of beliefs, social issue, or morality. That's why you can fuck aliens, because they are just humans with different skin or some difference.
>>44282292
That whole Void Dragon thing is kind of a deal-killer, though
>>44285323
as interesting as that image is, it sort of annoys me that you have the top half which seems like it's supposed to be ridiculously advanced robotics just bolted on top of what's supposed to be just advanced robotics.
Why the hell wouldn't you just develop ridiculously advanced lower halves? You put future shit on top of modern shit, it'd be like having a robot that has peg legs and prosthetic hooks for limbs.
1. You don't have gothic architecture in everything
2. Lack of skulls and gold
3. Not even Space Catholics
4. You blue skinned twats are literally children on the glactic scale please come back when you have conquered the galaxy and managed to wage war with it for 10,000 years.
5. >Fuck hueg immigration Plasma Walls
But Anon, I'm already with them!
>>44285024
Nope, there are canon half-eldar.
>>44287049
If you are referring to pic related, he got retconned a long time ago.
>>44286053
>Ridiculously advanced robotics on top
Unless you see it in action, you can't judge wether it's advanced ot not. Strapping synthetic skin-like material on a metal skeleton with very few articulations would have the exact same result on an image.
Also, maintaining balance during walk is WAY harder to achieve in robotics than making a upper half look cute or lifelike, for example.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2QFv4wt.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
GUYS STOP ARGUING AND START EATING ALREADY
OUR GRACIOUS HOST HAS ALREADY SET OUT THE BUFFET TABLE
>>44273064
I've rather the government that pegs my asshole be runned by the same species as I'm, thank you very much!
>>44284996
You could use something that is similar, but still different. You could use that stuff to implement any fetish of yours, for example I remeber a relatively long and terribly written smut story about some factory hive worker who meets two tau girls and his old mechanicum mistress. Longnstory short: foursome. The author mentioned at one point that the human penis penetrates the tau cervix easily, and that this is normal with tau to allow for a firmer grip during reproduction.
It was an interesting twist, not necessarily my style, but a twist on the same old in'n'out.
>>44285024
>>44287049
>>44287380
Bu-but that's heresy!
>>44285323
I get that, but again, it kind of feels like a missed oportunity to add some salt to the soup.
>>44286053
We are still far far away from functioning bipedals. Quadrupelpedals however are not that far fetched.the drawfag was ptobably trying to create a cute korean version of bigdog
>>44281664
>>44281664
toppest of keks, holy shit
>>44278069
why tho?
honest question, I don't know much of WH40K lore
>>44280593
Sauce?
>>44287763
The Alien Mechanism is a perversion of the True Path, brother. They are unhallowed things, with machine-spirits that were never meant for men. There is no wisdom in them, for the chain of facts that led to their creation beyond to the race that made them, and cannot be made to serve man. We must use our own facts instead. Anything else is forsaking the True Path and an act of tech-heresy. PRAISE BE TO THE OMNISSIAH!
>>44287880
Why did you come to steal Tau shit on Agrellan then?
>>44287951
I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. The Adeptus Mechanicus never steals xenos mechanisms and reverse-engineers them using Imperial technology, and implying otherwise is tech-heresy. You aren't a heretek, ARE YOU?
>>44280120
That works amazingly on phones.
>>44280593
Imagine that the Horus Heresy didn't happended and by some reason the imperium didn't completely conquered the eastern fringe of the galaxy, and by the time they go to conquer it the same warpstorm that protected the Tau in there infacy happens again.
By the time that would happen the Imperium would already have there webway for atleast 6 thousands years and mankind technology also progressed and the Imperium is truly governed as an absolutist monarchy with the emperor at it's head no longer a simple "tributary empire" but in fact an empire with standardization of the Imperial army and the legions astartes and all aspects of civil life in all worlds.
There is no longer deathworlds and forge worlds human life would be truly iddilic and with Big E alive and you know ruling, there would be no great moral decay as it happened with the eldar.
Now back to the Tau the warpstorm is over and they start there second sphere of expansion (remember another 4000 years of technological advanciment happened in humanity realm at this point), the imperium notices that the warpstorm passed but also noticesthe upstart empire expansion and the military decides to that maybe it's time to make a diplomatic voyage.
In an instant thousands of ships appear above the skies of T'au the all of the population of the xenos empires are in shock they believe they were the rightful rulers of the galaxy, that they were the ones to bring light and hope to all the conners of this ever expanding collection of stars and planets, and now they discover that it's already happened that all theyworked as a species to achieve amounts to nothing in comparisson to what humanity did and now they can only despair.
>>44273064
I highly doubt it. I'm a nobleman living in a hive world. I have a mansion 10000 feet in above sea level if the oceans didn't boil off thousands of years ago. I get to breath fresh clean air while the plebs breath air that tastes like charcoal, I got to hunt people for sport to prove myself a man, my servants have servants, despite looking like I am 20 I am actually 230 because of rejuvant treatments.
What does the Tau Empire have to offer me?
>>44282158
>While they don't view the Emperor as a god the way the rest of the Imperium does,
There is no standard worship of the Emperor. Some believe he lives inside a sun while others believe that he and the golden throne is located in some kind of heaven.
Believing he is the machine god in physical form is not any more different than many of the other beliefs you will find throughout the imperium.
>>44274357
>as they return worlds taken by the tau to the imperium
And are promptly shot for their initial treason while their children are taken in by the inquisition and indoctrinated into Tempestus Scions and Sisters of Battle.
>>44288076
N-no, I w-wasn't using our technology for any tech-heresy! Honest!
I was just looking up the reproductive cycles of other biological organisms. Y-yeah. Reproductive cycles. For science purposes. Totally not heretical at all. Only hereteks would look at pictures of unaugmented naked female species. Not to mention finding engine parts, arousing
*ahem* Excuse me, I need to go um... lubricate... my cogitator unit. yeah. Many apologys magos.
>>44287715
Sure, but that copulation method described in that story still includes a penis penetrating a vagina. Even on earth, living things have very different methods of reproduction. So you'd think that on a completely different planet, chances are that it's totally different. (But I guess xenos whould look radically different too, compared to how most of them are shown as human-like)
I guess it would also allow for magical realm bullshit, like you mentioned.All that mating talk made my brain come up with disturbing thoughts about Tyranids
>>44288793
for you anon, I wish you many happy fat tyrannid children in your future. Along with several bills for psychiatric help.
>>44280593
Damocles-pattern armor was the only good idea to come out of the Dornian Heresy.
>>44273064
>in the name of the Greater Good
Funny how they claim that, when humanity is numerically greater than them, and therefore the greater good is the imperium.
And there's nothing altruistic about the tau empire. They don't do anything because it'd be "good" to, they do it to expand their empire. The imperium does the same thing, however it doesn't feign moral superiority. It is, however, the one thing stopping a galaxy full of ancient killer robots, brutishly strong psychic fungi, galaxy-enslaving psychic entities(not talking about the evil gods), quintrillions of space locusts from another galaxy, maddening reality-molesting gods in all flavors who want your soul in something worse than hell for longer than forever, all manner of horrifying xenos who are no doubt more horrifying but less in number, human rebellion and stupidity, from destroying trillions of human lives and dooming said trillions to fates worse infinitely worse than hell.
Quit it with your self-righteous bullshit, xeno-fucker. There's nothing great or good about the tau.
>>44289292
>Funny how they claim that, when humanity is numerically greater than them, and therefore the greater good is the imperium.
Mate, when did the Tau ever say that the "Greater" in "Greater Good" was a numerical value?
>>44288652
Except the whole "The Emperor is the Machine-God" is more lip-service paid to the Ecclesiarchy than anything else. The AdMechs are their own culture allied to the Imperium in almost all ways.
>>44289331
The "Greater good" philosophy is, to them, about life living in harmony, and every living being serving a role to make the whole more happy and prosperous.
>>44289358
The rulebook states that the Ecclesiarchy have openly delcared wars of faith on admech factions which do not worship the Emperor.The Emperor being the machine god is also stated to divide the admech itself.
They are allies in the same sense space marines are allies to the Imperium.
>>44288765
You forgot to mask your cogitator, Transmechanic. Your... organic tendencies toward mechanical objects, while disgusting, are within acceptable parameters, but your similar urges towards aliens is intolerable. Report to Redemption Center Gamma for recycling.
>>44289549
When did I say anything different?
>>44289886
It isn't a lip-service if you would rather have a war and die than pay it.
>>44290073
Not all AdMechs are in agreement on this. You said so yourself. It is, AT BEST, a lip-service.
>>44289857
Someone needs to make new types of mechadendrites that can shoot beam weapons and reload bolters, then make them standard on Astartes power armor. There is so much wasted potential there.
>>44273064
yes i will join yes
>>44279867
>AoS is canon in 40k ROFLMAO
go back to your general
