How would mounted combat work if the mount is a human and the rider is also a human and the lance is also made of human and the target is kinda human wearing human and using something made of human as a shield?
>>44272780
it would be humangous mess
So cannibal warfare?
Does skill with Motherfucker count for all of those, or do we need separate skills like Ride: Motherfucker, Weapon: Motherfucker, Shield: Motherfucker, etc.
>>44272899
But what if they're gay? Is there a seperate sub-skill specifically for fatherfuckers?
>>44272780
Depends on whether any part of those humans included First Materials.
>>44272780
Poorly
>>44272951
How the hell would you do unclefuckers?
>>44272780
bone armor, bone-lance (lots of bones fitted together?), human-skin outfit and shield.
I know there was some mayor who wore boots made of a criminal's skin, so that part is possible.
>>44273892
Those boner biting bastards?
>>44272780
Anon are you high? Because you sound high Anon.
>>44273892
By shutting your fucking face.
>>44272810
You deserve more credit for this.
This reminds me of the time the sorcerer opened a portal to the Plane of Sentient Wolves Riding Dire Wolves.
>>44272810
kek
>>44272780
>How would mounted combat work if the mount is a human and the rider is also a human and the lance is also made of human and the target is kinda human wearing human and using something made of human as a shield?
Are you familiar with a little thing called "Valkyrie Drive"?
>>44273366
Damnit, I wanted to write that.
>>44272810
I didn't laugh until I said it out loud. Fuck you.
