>>44257444
We already stat'd you when you were passed out on the couch, Poland. Go home, it's 6:30am.
>>44257444
Fearless Trained
Hits in assaults on a 2+
May Re-roll morale checks
and maybe, you get to use cavalry rules....
>>44257444
Didn't you disappear again recently? Huh, thought someone would have noticed by now.
>>44258064
Yeah, but we're back now, and ready to piss in your kvas!
>>44257444
not a real country/10
>>44258423
You shut your whore mouth.
At the siege of Vienna Poland was Rohan. But with more fabulous cavalry.
Inferior to belka / 10
>>44257444
CatholicISIS/10
>>44257444
Forbidden knowledge : aether navigation
>>44257444
With all that Catholicism and horse riding as well as the SHIELD OF CHRISTIANITY legend Poland is clearly the paladin of the Slav party.
Why is a Voltorb trying to be Polish?
You're drunk Voltorb. Just go home, for god's sake. You're embarrassing yourself.
>>44257444
This pic is more appropriate today, since the new government actually does shit right when compared to the previous one.
Poland is getting stronger.
>>44261514
It's in order to confuse with Indonesia.
-5 Mongrel Intelligence, +5 Retard Strength, -5 Religious Fellowship, +5 Obstinance Willpower.
Roll 1d100 for 2 random mutation due to being a Frankenstein's monster of two stitched-together countries. Adjust by +/- 5 if within range for Wings, but expect more civilized countries to react to your beastman nature..
Roll 2d10-10 for starting jewgold due to stolen land you don't know what to do with.
Sex = Female
Weight = 152.65 lb
Height = 70.25 inches
STR = 14
SIZE = 11
>>44261695
oh god, don't get me started on "new Polish gov is doing shit, not like the last one" Poland is getting weaker and weaker from infightings, totalitarian character of new gov and similar shit. Fucking bunch of ex-commies calling everyone else commie. Cathopatology with legions of grannie zealots, two months in rulership, already dividing poles into superior (them) and inferior (everone opposed). Bunch of hypocrite, populist psychos with issues. I'm waiting for declaring war on rest of Europe, or rest of the world, to save one and only vision of theocratic kingdom come. God, I'm salty.
>fuck me for bringing politics to /tg/
>>44261695
>the new government actually does shit
>>44262037
>new Polish gov is doing shit
"Shit" is the right word. Still less shady than the previous gov't, but the ones in charge now are seemingly trying to secure everything for themselves.
Not buying into the media witchhunt, but still I don't approve of their shenanigans.
>>44257444
dzień kurwa dobry
>>44262037
Wait a few years for the whole declaring war on Europe thing. Poland can only win wars against Muslims.
>>44257444
That's not how you polandball spell.
>>44262325
Everyone can win wars against muslims. Fucking RUSSIA can win wars against muslims, and it's a fourth world country at this point.
>>44261014
noice
>>44262349
>Russia
>Fourth world country
Hello USA
>>44261695
>Poland is getting stronger.
If by stronger you mean that one party is clumsily replacing all offices with their men by brute-forcing their way and spouting nonsense about "nation being more important than law" then yeah, we are getting stronger.
>>44262421
>Economy in shambles
>Attacks its neighbors unprovoked
>Army consisting of retarded conscripts, with main war doctrine being "drown them in corpses"
>Literally every single country in the world hates them
>Dumb population zombified by state propaganda
>"w-we're relevant! Russia stronk!"
apex hue.
>>44262463
>"nation being more important than law"
Ironic considering their name is "Law & Justice" and they used to advertise themselves as "the guys who will crush nepotism and government based on connections".
>>44262541
>"the guys who will crush nepotism and government based on connections".
Don't forget that about 9 years ago this was the exact same slogan of their biggest rival "Citizen's Platform".
Those spots with "mordo ty moja" and all that jazz?
>>44262503
This bait is too low quality for me.
I'm polish and can tell you a few things.
PiS which stands for Prawo I Sprawiedliwość which means Law and Justice... Well, their party won.
And quite not long ago they had plans to make in vitro a crime. You would go to prison. I don't know how bad it will be now but they apparently retracted the law that allowed it.
Which is an issue since because we are part of Europe we have to have same laws on in vitro as rest of Europe, otherwise we pay a fine. Which sucks with our fuckin terrible financial situation.
Most of votes are from all these homophobic or xenophobic old people as younger people leave Poland to have a better future.
I met an old lady who thought that by allowing gay people, humanity will soon die since "there will be no pregnancies and technology can only go so far."
Due to this majority of old people being more than younger... It is not fun
PiS-our main party-is not the "I hate muslims" type of right-wing.
It is the "Church is the most important,in vitro is devilspawn and DnD is sorcessery" type..
Basically Trump but less sane.
>>44262421
Don't drag me into this, we invented the term Third World.
>>44262763
They are not right wing at all, they are conservative centre.
>>44262349
>>44262503
Hello USA.
>>44262715
>I met an old lady who thought that by allowing gay people, humanity will soon die since "there will be no pregnancies and technology can only go so far."
lol, Europe may die. The Muslims and Africans stone their gays, they'll be fine.
>>44257444
>military
6/10, relatively big compared to its partners in region
>science
7/10, is developing its hi-tech industry although is not a champion in that respect.
>economy
7/10, has a lot of potential that is held back by notorious eastern european corruption; its reliance on old tech also poses a short to mid term hurdle.
>civil culture
7/10, culture of hospitality and christian charity tempered with slavic cynicism and socialist hypocrisy. Seem to be alright people overall, with strong bond to their country.
>political culture
2/10, there is a growing divide between major ideological currents in their society that manifests itself not only in politicians' rhetoric and thuggish, unsubtle government activity in violation of generally accepted good practices and apparent disregard for keeping up appearances, but also in heavy bias and abandonment of any attempt to maintain moderation, objectivity or neutrality among most mainstream media.
>>44262763
You should build a wall. A big, beautiful wall.
>>44262037
Man, Europe's currently pretty fucked
Former US-side is all like
>BUT MUH COLD WAR WE BETTER KEEP OUR DISTANCE AND NOT EVEN BUILD FUCKING ROADS TOWARDS THOSE PLACES BECAUSE THEY WILL STEAL JOBS AND SELL THEM IN POLAND
>ALSO WHY ARE PEOPLE WHO LITERALLY HAVE SUFFERED COLONIZATION AND VIOLENT "INTERNATIONALIZATION" TWITCHY WHEN WE TALK ABOUT INTERNATIONAL SOLIDARITY AND SENDING FOREIGNERS TO LIVE WITH THEM? WHYYYY???
Former Soviet side is all like
>FUCKING FINALLY TIME TO GO CATHOLIC NAZIS AGAIN FUCK YEAR
>>44262901
What for? No immigrant wants to stay here anyway. Even Pollacks themselves don't.
There were a few cases where the Syrian refugees stayed only for a day or two and then disappeared overnight when they noticed they're still not in Germany.
We don't need a wall, we need a bypass.
>>44262912
This so much. Every time I even think about Poland all I can think of is crosses, sabers, and dead turks. I don't even know what a Poland is, I'm an American.
>>44262715
There was literally no choice in that election.
Libretard Korwin - basically a madman. Rand Paul + trump in one.
Petru - representative of banks, supposedly anti-civic platform yet they already planned coalition(leaked emails). Party made of ceos of govt owned corporations, ex-civic platform members.
PSL - nepotism and family incorporated.
Civic platform - failed clusterfuck after their leader left, full of scandals, runs purely on PR and propaganda.
Lefties - ex commies and Tumblr- grade feminazi.
Law and justice - nationalistic, Christian, only real opposition to civic platform.
Kukiz movement - a civil movement without any programme, nor plan, nor anything.
And finally - Together - young commies.
So yeah. Fun elections.....
>>44262912
>THEY WILL STEAL JOBS AND SELL THEM IN POLAND
That made me laugh.We totally would though.
>>44262933
You've got to build it big... Beautiful... And with a gate that only opens towards Germany.
Powerful. Big wall. With sabers, and big statues of Wolodyjowski on it. Build it so that when you're the only white country left in Europe, you'll be ready.
>>44262888
Oh I agree especially with last one - there are no neutral media.
Pro-civic platform /pro-petru TVN and Polsat - Two major news platforms. Public TV is pro whoever is in charge.
There is Republic TV but it is small scale... And it is a mix of libretard and nationalism.
Also nationalism in Poland is interlocked with Christianity
>>44262938
>And finally - Together - young commies.
Led by a young, charismatic bearded man named Zandberg. And people hailed him for "getting rid of the old commies". He's probably the most popular politician with the youthWas /pol/ right again?
>>44262706
What if I told you...it's not bait.
>>44262938
Im pretty sure the right way to vote is not to vote on PO or PiS.
Any other choice may be stupid but may change something
>>44262989
Well their goal was to get minimum voters % to get money from state as a party..
>>44263024
I would add petru to that list - because his party is literally PO V2.
>>44263037
Yeah, it's kind of like a plan B for them.
>>44257679
>Poland
>passing out
Not enough alcohol in the universe.
Why is there this rash of stat me threads today?
This is the fifth stat me thread on the board right now. Five whole thread-spaces just for "stat me /tg/".
>>44261695
Pls go back to /pol/ and never come back.
>>44262715
>And quite not long ago they had plans to make in vitro a crime.
What's wrong with that? People with faulty genes shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.
>>44263037
I liked PO. It's not their program that irked me, it was the fact over the 8 years they realized not a single point of their program.
>>44262286
no siema
>>44263230
What the fuck is it with the Polish and alcohol? They drink more than the Irish and it barely seems to effect them. They're like double Russians or something.
This
http://phys.org/news/2006-04-astronomers-alcohol-cloud-spanning-billion.html
Is the only possible way we could ever get all of Poland drunk to unconsciousness at the same time. And even then only maybe.
>>44261724
we've been over this, germany, silesia and gdańsk doesn't belong to you
>>44263345
We don't drink more, we drink smart. We know how to drink a lot and not get wasted. The anglos drink like the bar is going to close at 11pm and then they're surprised when it's midnight and they're the only ones wasted.
>>44263345
protip: if you eat something really fat and meaty before drinking, you're pretty much immune to being drunk. oh, and don't mix alcohols, that shit's a killer
>>44263406
Or if you mix, mix it up not down.
>>44263406
>eat something really fat and meaty
Ill eat out ur mom
>>44262463
>If by stronger you mean that one party is clumsily replacing all offices with their men by brute-forcing their way
Well, good that new gvt started by removing said people.
>>44265708
And replaced them with their own. At least PO tried to hide it.
>>44265922
>it's more acceptable that way
funny how the guy in quote said "one" party though
>>44262463
>nation being more important than law
Is that an actual quote?
Because it's true.
>>44265954
Not when you have "The state is me" mentality.
>>44265945
Yeah, everyone does that but PiS is especially obnoxious and there are still people that think they are doing it for reasosn other than claiming all the offices with their trusted cronies.
>>44262715
>I don't know how bad it will be now but they apparently retracted the law that allowed it.
In what context? Simply for people that cannot get children, or was there a law supporting it for the homosex? Because one is a "wat?" and the other one is a "Good."
>Which is an issue since because we are part of Europe we have to have same laws on in vitro as rest of Europe, otherwise we pay a fine. Which sucks with our fuckin terrible financial situation.
No, it doesn't suck. You don't want to be part of the European Union. Leave. Now. Run.
>Most of votes are from all these homophobic or xenophobic old people as younger people leave Poland to have a better future.
Because of the European Union.
>Due to this majority of old people being more than younger... It is not fun
Fucking nonsense. In the rest of Europe, the nationalist movements are supported by the young, not the elderly. These ridiculous claims of "It's the old people!" are reactionary at best, retarded at worst.
>>44262989
>Zandberg
What a surprise that there's a "Z" and a "berg" in that name. Communism. Hah.
Wait a second, how come you guys have TWO communist parties?
I thought you hated that shit (and for a good reason).
>>44266072
>nation being more important than law
>"The state is me"
Confusing nation with state, are we?
>>44266088
>In what context? Simply for people that cannot get children, or was there a law supporting it for the homosex? Because one is a "wat?" and the other one is a "Good."
In all contexts
>No, it doesn't suck. You don't want to be part of the European Union. Leave. Now. Run.
You are projecting
>Because of the European Union.
You are saying this like its a bad thing
>Fucking nonsense. In the rest of Europe, the nationalist movements are supported by the young, not the elderly. These ridiculous claims of "It's the old people!" are reactionary at best, retarded at worst.
Old people are supporting conservative parties.
>>44266088
>In what context? Simply for people that cannot get children, or was there a law supporting it for the homosex? Because one is a "wat?" and the other one is a "Good."
afaik, the proposal by the liberal faction was very liberal about use of the technology and the church objected to disposal of embryos, whereas the conservative faction wants to ban it outright.
>>44260937
Yous of callings?
>>44266105
You are probably too blinded by your one track devotion to muh nation to understand that when whoever that is in charge talks about "good of the nation" they generally mean "good of me and my allies". A country needs good and credible legal system, which warrants adjustments to reflect society's outlook on things, but when the system is abused and warped by an irresponsible self-righteous governing body then it's very harmful to the nation, no matter what justification is used to push it.
>>44262037
>already dividing poles
I love this meme, because our libruls totally don't do it with calling whatever group didn't vote for them at the moment subhumans
>>44262945
The Germans will just counteract that by making work in Germany absolutely worthless.
Oh wait, they've been doing that for decades already.
>>44266397
Butthurt /pol/tard detected
>>44266466
What he said is entirely true though.
>>44266466
He's right though. Both sides of this divide are to blame. Either you guys find a way to live with each other without all this 'dindunuffinism' or shit's gonna get worse before it gets better.
>>44257444
Weapon focus: Pole-arms.
>>44266529
>>44266506
I was pointing out that thing that he says they do by doing the thing that he says that they do.
this has been /pol/ on /tg/, ladies and gentlemen!
Can Clover Balls into stattings of Canada?
>>44267105
I don't know what I'm looking at but my dick is set to diamonds.
>>44267111
>the scribbled "sorry"
this made my day
