You enter a village inn and this gal slaps your bard's ass.
wat do
Eh, he probably deserved it.
>>44254125
Stab her in the throat twenty-six and a half times for touching me, then go back to playing my tambourine to try and get free drinks.
I reach over and firmly grip the bards ass.
Your move, barbarian.
>>44254148
>nothin personnell... kid...
>>44254125
I am the Bard.
I will share my culture with her and sing her the song of my people with my favored instrument which is my penis.
>>44254167
Holy shit this
>>44254198
He's schizophrenic. It's part of the package.
>>44254125
>tfw our party bard is bigger than her because he's a lumberjack with the voice of an angelalso he's very very gay so I don't think this'll go well
>>44254167
>they both grip your ass
>>44254248
Oh, you had that kinda hard too huh?
Our current guy is a Viking Skald-type Bard and is one of our primary melee beat down machines.
>>44254167
>>44254294
>you grip both their asses
Time to get a fucking room
>>44254125
Like what you see? He's 30 gold for the night.
>>44254320
>bard's ass grips your hand
>>44254125
Wish him luck tonight.
Any good Bard knows the fine art of snu-snu. If he fails to come out of this well we needed a better Bard.
>>44254358
>bard's ass grips your ass
>>44254125
Do barbarians even live in villages
>>44254125
Bitch that's 10gp a grope.
>>44254471
you aren't the only party that goes to taverns
Detonate the atomic bomb surgically implanted into my torso, and violently explode.
My response to any and every situation.
>>44254408
NOW WE'RE TALKIN'
>>44254240
>>44255460
"but playing muh character"
>>44254125
>Our bard is currently dead and we are hauling his body around in a chest....
Alright...
Still cost her 50 gp.
>>44254306
Virt pls.
Put the trip back on so I can filter you.
>>44254125
Roll for initiative.
I fucking love killing things.
![3f933acc19d17b7b53e18d751b7d5f5e[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2CYwZgz.jpg "3f933acc19d17b7b53e18d751b7d5f5e[1].png")
>>44255722
?
>>44254125
Offer her a bandage. Trillbot 4000 has some pretty sharp corners, and I'm pretty sure that's where his hand-crank is located.
Inform her that touching is extra. Double if her demon friends want to join in.
Reminds me of the time an orc singled out our bard, grabbed his junk and told him she'd find him after the battle and take him.
>female barbarian slaps the bard
>she's a small little girl who is the wizard's daughter that he brought with him because he had nowhere to go
>the wizard died
>adapted by the monk who was the best friend with wizard
>very protective of her now
>the monks face when he sees this
>>44256093
What ifthe bard liked it?
>>44254125
Wonder why the hostess allowed some bitch in bikini armor in to harass the customers. This is a family restaurant!
![[Oras internally].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Mcm9lkE.gif "[Oras internally].gif")
>>44256132
She's innocent and pure.
>>44256169
Is she, anon?Is she?
>>44254240
Do... do you know how schizophrenia works?
>>44256703
Take a wild guess, anon.
>>44254125
>"In the name of Asmodeus, cease this tomfoolery at once!"
>>44254125
I'm impressed.
She willed a person into being, merely to smack their ass.
>>44254408
>>44254358
>>44254320
>>44254167
>>44257052
But the Slaaneshi SEXicon does.
>>44254167
>>44254294
>>44254320
Go to bed Tina.
>>44257153
Put a lot of drinks and some ice on his tab. He'll thank me for it later.
>>44257222
>>44254205
Underrated post.
>>44257256
>>44254125
Slap her in the ass.
>>44257359
>Slap her in the ass
>in the ass
>in
Damn.
>>44257972
Da'mn Gor'ul don't play.
>>44254125
seduce her
>>44254125
Have the horde of skeletons following me eat her alive while I rock out. Then add her to my skeleton crew.
Assuming the half-giant barbarian my Bard's fucking doesn't murder her first at least.
>>44254125
Tap that ass, because I'm the bard.
Probably cringe and get the fuck away from her.I'm the party bard in the service of a dragon high lord sent out to adventure and bring new tales back to said dragon. Dude's sheltered as fuck and kind of a prude.
>>44259236
>sheltered bard
>prudish bard
That is like playing a wizard who acts like a jock.
>>44254125
I lift the bard's tabard, revealing his nude body beneath, and begin to slowly fuck him. As he moans and writhes beneath me, I maintain unblinking eye contact with her to establish dominance.
>>44254125
A CHALLENGE?! THIS PLEASES AND YET OFFENDS ME! PREPARE MORTAL FOR THE SEX-OFF HAS ALREADY BEGUN!.
>>44254125
As a larger, dumber brute with better armor, I threaten her. The bard then calms me down, and offers her a drink.
She drinks, and begins to hallucinate wildly as he slipped his pet poisonous frog into her drink from its usual home in his hat. He is also hallucinating but is used to it, mocks her as bit, then kills her for touching him. Then I feed her to my dogs.
>mfw my bard is a drugged up assassin
>>44259288
Wizard jocks are the best though. Killing shit with "magic basketballs on fire" instead of lame fireballs.
>>44254125
I EMBRACE MY OWN CLONE WARMLY
>>44259387
It is now my goal to play a wizard who acts like a stereotypical jock.
>"Brooooo! Check out this fucken fireball. I learned it from some bitch when I was banging her and her sister
>"What the fuck did you say about my robes you fucking pussy?"
>"Pfft, check out that fucking sorcerer over there."
>>44259288
Typecasting is a bad thing, you know. I've had more fun playing my prude bard than I ever did with any walking pussy/cock magnet I've rolled up.
Full of serial killers tonight, aren't we....
>>44254125
As the bard, I begin limbering up. This is going to be my finest challenge yet!
If you don't count the Orc Chieftess. Or the Dragon. Or the vampire (though admittedly the vampire got destroyed before any actually... staking happened.)
Look, the bard has been around the block is what I'm saying.
>>44254125
Her, obviously.
Next question.
>>44259466
Would they view Warlocks as steroid abusers?
>>44259466
I've played thag character once, my best moment was accidentally setting fire to an ally's house and shouting,
>"it was just a prank bro! just a prank!"
>>44259522
in 5e it's more like one of those Seen-On-TV supervitamins that doesn't actually help
>>44259522
>"Listen bro, I cultivate my power through hard work, determination, and hustle. Warlocks are just straight disrespectful."
>>44259522
>"Demon deals make your dick small brah"
>>44254125
Calmly reprimand her for slapping my gf's rump while simultaneously trying to keep the party barbarian that is also sorta my gf from murdering her on the spot.
After they calm down I strike up conversation on their life plans and how marvelous living off nature can beas I am the ranger with a naivety streak multiple planes acrossand through the sheer force of my unholy mixture of common sense and troll logic, gain a new acquaintancethat will totally be tsundere for me for the next 20 sessions before actually trying something. History repeats itself yo, it's happened twice this campaign now, +0 mod to Charisma my ass.
As for the two behind her, if they manage into this, keep the fighter from killing the demon, and the grubby guy seems like he'd hit it off well with our wizard.
>>44254248
I read your post and all I hear is Monty Python.
>>44259288
>>44259522
>>44259535
>>44259552
>>44259556
>>44259466
>>44254125
the party warlock binds an incubus later that night and sends it after her.
no one touches the bard, his chastity of body and purity of soul belongs to another
>>44255666
>everyone who disagrees with me is le virt boogeyman
kill yourself
>>44254125
Ask the bard to introduce us and to wingman for me.
>>44261928
sqvirt pls.
>>44254205
This is the only answer
>>44254125
I am the bard, and I won't get to sleep alone tonight
>>44254125
find them a room
>>44254125
I buy my newly discovered twin sister a drink
>>44261928
No, but everyone who has a fetish for skinning elves is likely Virt.
>>44254125
I tell her "Don't touch me, fucking perv!" and go with the rest of the group get dinner.
>>44254589
she didn't grope though, she only slapped.
>>44254125
I presume this is a standard greeting in this part of the world, and so slap her ass in response.
>>44263197
prepare for snu snu. Your pelvis is toast.
>>44254125
My current character is the bard, and takes offense because she thinks said barbarian thinks she's a man.
My last character wonders why a woman just tried to cop a feel on his wife and makes it very clear who he is.
>>44254125
Laugh with the bard because not two minutes ago she was complaining about not being able to find any of the buff kinds of women around with a 'take what I want' attitude that gets her going. Then I wish her luck, remember to meet up in two days so the wizard has time for his research, and tell the barbarian it's okay if she ends up walking funny, I have a spell for that. Then I go get plastered in the name of my god.
>>44254125
>>44254167
>She slaps bard on ass
>You slap bard on ass
>Get into a contest where the two of you aggressively molest the bard
>And then the two of you dragging him upstairs and aggressively fucking his cute little ass
>>44254125
Tell her it's 5 gold to take him for a spin
>>44254125
Tell her he's already claimed, but she can join in if she wants
>>44256988
Right? I'd ask her if she could make one for me.
Being both the bard and an infernal priestess, I smile coyly and inform my party that I'll return after seeing if a few religious experiences will convert her.
Stoned lesbian sex happens
>>44254125
The only correct answer is to slap her abs and ask her how she picks up suitors with a body like this
>>44267118
>She responds with "Like this" before throwing the bard (and/or you as well) over her shoulder and carries them back to her room for snu snu
>>44254125
Laugh at the bard, keep walking to the bar to get some food and drink.
>>44254125
Let her snoosnoo him to death, it's too late now.
>>44267603
>Let her snoosnoo him to death, it's too late now.
>She's not satisfied and comes back for the rogue
>Then the mage, then the cleric, then the fighter
>Whole party dies beneath dem thighs
>TPK by snu snu
>>44259515
The most elegant answer yet.
>>44267686
PLOT TWIST she was the final boss of the campaign all along
>>44268095
>You will never play as a party of fuckboi slaves on the run from your epic level amazon warlord owner who plans to snu snu each of you into paste for daring to run away
>You will never travel through a matriarchal world full of ladyknighs, female monsters, controlling sorceresses, bitchy noblewomen and other powerful females as you sneak, fight, and use your cunning lingual skills to stay one step ahead of your doom beneath the amazon's thighs>It will never be a question of finding safety, merely a question of how long you survive
>>44254125
>Thumbs up to her, thumbs up to bard, retreat to safe distance and watch how things develop.
>>44268211
Fucking hell, can't you degenerates keep it in your pants for fucking once?
Get the fuck out of here you fetishistic shit.
>>44269303
>>44254125
Give the bard an approving thumbs up.
>>44263087
Specifically, lithe female elves.
Because he is a whole swirling mess of problems.
>>44269303
No
>>44270879
I find it's easier if I don't pay attention to him
Plus didn't he get permabanned?
>>44272367
I was gone for, like, 3 or 4 months, so I don't know. He was a fuck before I left, so I'd be happy.
>>44268211
I'd play that game
>>44272367
>bans
>doing anything
Banning is more of an expression of solidarity toward the board, officially recognizing that there is a problem even if it can't be resolved.
>>44254125
Our Bard flashes her tits in response.
>>44270666
The devil knows....
>>44254125
Help our novice and shy bard score with the girl.
>>44254125
I am the Bard. I suppose I assume that is a friendly greeting in her culture and return the gesture? No sense in being rude to the locals
>>44274914
Roll for bardic knowlage
>>44256703
Nobody who watches anime knows how schizophrenia works.
>>44274835
I think he's doing pretty well on his own, just have him stutter and be adorable
>>44254248
Puri-puri Prisoner?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bagnrq-B1Rw
>>44254125
We attempt diplomacy to convince the deranged, foreign woman to abandon this bizarre, personal crusade against our comrade's liberty. If that fails, we chastise her most vigorously until she surrenders or falls unconscious, and then sell her at market on the morrow.
>>44259466
>"Pfft, check out that fucking sorcerer over there."
man those fucking sorcerers
>>44272367
His trip was. He probably still posts annonymously
>>44254125
I slap her across the face. Seriously, we're higher-level than some NPC anyway. Even if I'm not, the rest of the party can tear her apart if it comes to a fight.
I slap her ass back, gotta establish dominance ya know
>>44276979
I fail my roll and continue to greet all of the locals in a similar fashion
>>44254125
I get my barbarian bodyguard to slap her on the ass, and then tell them to wrestle naked to see who shares my bed tonight!
>>44282599It's a draw.Does that mean they both will or not?
>>44282730
That means I flee the country! This was my plan all along, those dumb bimbos were too addled by lust to realize it!
>>44254125
Since im typically the bard i would be too scared to do anything
>>44259466
there's literally nothing wrong with either
>>44282971
meant for >>44259288
Give her a condom and lube.
Also a handbook on how to have safe, fun debauchery and sodomy to study.
It doesn't matter if she can read, the book is sentient and can speak to her.
Give them my room and listen to their cute moans and roars of cumming.
>>44282730
Then they have tobed each other
>>44283544
Acceptable!
>>44283564And then whoever makes the other climax first gets to hold my hand!
>>44284146
That's... a bit much, don't you think?
>>44268211
> Cunning lingual
I see what you did there.
Since I'm the party bard I would laugh, offer her a drink, and ask her to regale her tales of adventure to me.
>>44268211
cecil
write more faeophobia goddamnit
>>44284577
It's a great honor especially for uncouth uncivilized savages like them! that's why I only want the best, and of course, I'll taunt the loser by holding hands with the winner right in front of her face while calling her inferior!
>>44263587
How lewd
>>44254240
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>44285786
>the mental image of some average sized nobleman doing this to 7 foot tall stacked Amazons
>>44256132
ESPECIALLY IF THE BARD LIKED IT
>>44268211
What is it about people fetishizing being weak
>>44286196
Submissive fetish.
>>44285360
>Cecil
>write more faeophobia goddamnit
No idea who that is or what you're referring to, but I have a feeling it's in my interests, link?
>>44286196
Power is sexy, being desired bby someone more powerful than you (that doesn't turn you off) is quite flattering and sexy
Though I just like being made to serve another and knowing I did a good job making her (or maybe him) enjoy it
>>44254125
Enjoy the good lay im about to get.
>>44285998
>average sized nobleman
Who else would be willing to do something so heinous? I'm sure a nobleman could taunt an amazon like that and emerge from the ordeal scot free
>>44287325
>I'm sure a nobleman could taunt an amazon like that and emerge from the ordeal scot free
>Scot free
he gonna get snu snu'd
>>44254125
Stun her during her spin.
>>44289922
I-If that wench lays a hand on me I'll have her land sanctioned!
>>44291562
>Implying he won't get snu snu'd and taken back home as a trophy
Three tanks? No wonder you need a support.
>>44254125
My Fighter, insulted that his ass was not slapped, demands that his ass be slapped with equal or greater vigor as the Bard's was.
>>44291699
>Be a young noble
>Be idealistic and adventurous, trying to make your name in the world
>Be in a seedy bar with a group of chums, hoping to find fame and fortune
>Suddenly, this giant stronk Amazon comes up to you and slaps your ass
>You're scared, this chick looks strong enough to tear your head off
>But your sense of nobleborn pride gets in the way
>"I beg your pardon, miss! I don't know how you treat nobility in your barbarian lands, but here in civilization we don't abide by such... Primitive mannerisms!"
>You puff out your chest and grip the hilt of your rapier in a way you hope appeared threatening.
>The amazon looks at you and laughs.
>"This one has spirit!"
>She lifts you by the collar, grinning wickedly. You kick empty air futilely.
>"I will enjoy breaking you, little man."
>She princess carries you to her room.
>She rapes you roughly through the night.
>Afterward she holds you as you break down in shame and defeat.
>The next day she insists on joining your party. You are in no position to refuse.
>>44293310
Great. Now I have a new fetish.
And that fetish is being raped.God dammit, 4chan!
>>44293310
More?
>>44293430
>And that fetish is being raped.
By a hot musclegirl
And it is best fetish
>>44293430
>>44294745
I guess I could write more tomorrow if the thread is still up. There is far too little amazon content, in my humble opinion.
>>44291699
She can't do that! That's kidnapping a head of state and an act of war!
>>44295276
>Implying the amazons wouldn't relish a war
>Especially against such a weak nation full of riches and young, nubile men
It's threads like these that tell us all who came over from /gfd/ on >>>/d/
>>44295529
I dunno man, /tg/'s always been fetish central and most people tend to visit multiple boards anyway
>>44295529
Snu snu and dragoness are /tg/'s oldest colective fetishes
>>44254205
>Skin flute
>>44254125
I make a performance check to play her a solo in D major so she's impressed with me tromboning her in seven positions. Then I pull out my clarinet and ask her if she has any experience using wood.
>>44295443
S-surely they'd be willing to negotiate a trade? Surely there's something besides a noble that she'd want
Listen, you are obviously a woman who is strong of will as much as of body. But I don't like what you're doing to my friend here - this is not the way to let someone know that you like them. What if you had accidentally started a bar fight because the bard was feeling a little jumpy today, hm?
I know you have your reasons, but you should tell people how you feel, not show them in a manner that leaves the other party with little room to chose to accept or refuse. You are trying to intimidate the man into sleeping with you with your strength. That is not just, and it would not be the will of my god to let you force a man to share your chambers, just as the reverse would be true.
Now, I would ask you to ask my friend politely, "Would you like to spend the night with me?" and if he refuses, well, you'll have to accept that. Otherwise you'll have to take it up with me, and by that point I don't think second chances are in order.
>Roll diplomacy
>>44296548
>Surely there's something besides a noble that she'd want
>She just licks her lips and replies "his sons"
>>44254125
The bard is actually an elaborate illusion spell. Her hand passes through it harmlessly as the sorcerer raises a single eyebrow, looking up from his book on local medicinal plants for the first time all evening. The illusion wavers, sound distorted for a few seconds before resuming its previous up-beat tune, and he shakes his head once, slowly, before getting back to his books. Damn barbarians and their customs. I mean, what did it take to get a few solid hours of rest and pleasant music these days? He frowns, noticing a grey hair falling onto the pages of his book, and wonders for the fifth time that day if he should retire.
He glances up at the muscular ginger woman as she says something in a deep voice with a thick, foreign accent, her hand swatting at the bard's intangible form, confusion furrowing on her brow, and he sighs. Concentration released and the image fades, drawing glances from the other patrons at the sudden silence, the murmuring of hushed conversations and gentle laughter coming to a close. The sorcerer folds his book, walks past a satisfied-looking barbarian, clearly pleased at banishing another vile magical trick, and slowly climbs up the stairs to his room.
It takes his far too long to sleep that night, and his dreams are barren.
>>44296659
Sir that is too lewd for a blue board, I need to ask you to leave. Instant boners are not a joking matter.
>>44296896
>Sir that is too lewd for a blue board, I need to ask you to leave. Instant boners are not a joking matter.
>Not wanting to hear about a young, cocky nobleman flaunting his social standing while making passes at and mocking a "primitive" amazon champion
>Not wanting to see him get defensive when the champion takes the bait and starts aggressively molesting him
>Not wanting to hear his half-hearted threats of sanctions and consequences when she starts getting rapey and begins openly talking about taking him home as her little fuckboi
>Not wanting to see the nobleman sweat as he realizes the amazons are militarily powerful enough that he can't throw his weight around
>Not wanting to hear about how his attempts to negotiate only showed him how precarious his situation is as the rest of the country's nobility are willing to throw him, his house, and his lands to the amazons to keep the peace
>Not wanting to see the once powerful nobleman and the males of his family taught their proper place, on their knees below the amazons, head between their muscular thighs
>>44297514
>>44293310
Do want!
>>44297514
>not realizing this was the nobleman and his entire countries plan from the get go to end up in their sexual heaven
We always get what we want.
>>44293310
>>44297514
I like this concept of bullying the bard.
Can this be the new thing?
>>44293310
>>44293430
>>44297574
I made a continuation of the first anon's story
>>The next day she insists on joining your party. You are in no position to refuse.
>Amazon joins the party
>Though stand offish with the males, hits it off with the sorceress
>Begins teaching her about what a man's proper place is and how to get into shape
>Sorceress starts getting rather /fit/ and often helps the amazon push you around
>Party paladin gets called back by his liege, but leaves behind his squire girl to continue aiding the party
>Amazon takes her under her wing as well
>They eventually pick up a rogue girl too, to replace you as the party face
>Bit by bit the amazon turns the rest of the party into powerful, muscular, and dominant women
>As a reward for their progress one night, the amazon drags you out, pins you to the ground, and lets the rest of the party take turns forcing you to pleasure them
>They spend the whole night passing you around, working you to exhaustion and beyond
>Just before you black out you hear the amazon tell the girls to feel free to use her fucktoy any time they want, they've earned it
>>44297591
Best plan, turn your whole nation into fuckbois and amazons
>>44297606
I don't see why not, though why stop at just the bard?
>>44297646
>>44297661
>I don't see why not, though why stop at just the bard?
I'd learn my place pretty fast, that's for sure...
>>44297606
>>44297669
>>44297680
Wrote the last two greentext, going to bed now so no more until I wake up, though if anyone has some good ideas I may try writing them in the morning
>>44297693
Good night lewdanon!
>>44286850
Only good response.
>>44254125
FUCKING NORMIES
GET YOUR HANDS OFF HIS FUCKING ASS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>44298544
>And then the party frogman gets his ass beat by an amazon
Can, when did consensual sex become anything but the norm?
>>44297514
What if the nobleman begs and weeps for his release? Will that garner sympathy or only intensify the rape?What if an amazon shaman draws runes to make him an obedient fucktoy?
>>44301252
I would say that requires a diplomacy/persuasion/charisma roll.
>>44284146
>holding hands
Get the fuck out of here you sick piece of shit
What if the nobleman takes charge during sex?
>>44301390
So would [rape intensifies] be a critical success or failure?
>>44301976
Depends on what the player of that character thinks of it.
I, for one, don't really care as long as it's fade to black and doesn't make any one in the group uncomfortable... and provided that the rapist actually fights and not that the rape just 'happens' because of plot reasons.
>>44302075
I'd say rape intensifies is a crit fail, if the PC earnestly wants out of the situation.
>>44297514
>not wanting to see the once cocky noble get mindbroken into a toy for his amazon mistress and all of her raiding party
>not wanting to see the champion parade her newest conquest around human lands, knowing that he has many chances for escape, but also knowing that he wouldn't even want to at this point
>>44301252
I'm back
>What if the nobleman begs and weeps for his release? Will that garner sympathy or only intensify the rape? What if an amazon shaman draws runes to make him an obedient fucktoy?
>Days of wearing nothing but body jewelry and being forced to cook, clean, and "service" his new mistress all while being groped, fondled and molested by the amazon and the rest of her tribe
>Nights spent either on his back under the slow, inexhaustible rocking of the amazon's hips or with his head squeezed between her thighs pleasuring her
>It's been less than a month under the rough care of the amazon and the former nobleman is already a broken wreak
>Tired, homesick, and hopeless he throws himself at her mercy, tearfully begging to be allowed to go home on the off chance she has some shred of sympathy in her
>Less than a minute into his rambling she picks him up in a (nearly) bone crushing hug before silencing him with a deep, long passionate kiss
>As he gasps for air when she pulls away he feels a moment of hope, only for it to be dashed when he sees the cruel smirk on her face
1/?
>>44302335
>As exhaustion finally clams him, the nobleman falls asleep in her arms while the amazon can't help but think despite his flaws, he's a lovely pet, all things considered she doesn't want him completely broken,not yet at least
>Upon arriving, the amazon asks if the shaman could make a few improvements, he still doesn't quite seem to realize his place and she's getting a bit tired of holding back every time
>When the nobleman comes to three days later the first thing he notices is a series of intricate tattoos adorning his body, the most prominent proclaiming him as the amazon's property (but noting any member of her tribe is free to use him if she's not around), though many contain strange markings he doesn't recognize
>Before he can do anything else he hears his mistress's voice ordering him to get up, and before he can even think about it his body obeys
>His wordless shout of surprise is silenced when the amazon orders him to keep quite, before listing off how he is no longer to talk of returning to his homeland or leaving her care
>The amazon gives him a few quick test orders to make sure the runes have taken full effect before she begins stripping and orders him back on the bed
>It's time to test the durability runes now
2/2
>>44301509
Ha ha ha, no
>>44301976
Yes
>>44254125
Look at him and declare "NO BALLS!"
>>44302075
God damn if she weren't so flat I'd be all over that
We have no bard so she has slapped of of our elves, a human cleric of caiden kylian, a gnome or a lizardfolk who is just as amazon as her
>>44302494
>she
Oh anon...
>>44302494
>she
Check the crotch anon>implying powershota gonna give you a choice whether or not you're going to fuck his cute little ass
![[meatrubbing intesifies].png](https://i.imgur.com/g1JNqOv.png "[meatrubbing intesifies].png")
>>44302335
>>44302400
MORE
>>44302537
>>44302517
Oh.. oh no...
>>44302537
Well, I'm the one playing him and I say he's not gay.
No one can touch dat without rolling for initiative.
>>44302597
Oh thank godone day I will run a "male" drow who is shemale
>>44302622
Shemale? So a transexual?
It's kind of strange thinking of transexual people when there's magic and stuff everywhere, y'know? At least for me.
>>44297514
>not wanting to bed the Amazon beauty who has shown interest in you
if you aren't a gay man, married or asexual you better have a damn good reason for not wanting to fuck her
>>44302642
The idea was that there was a hairbrained attempt to make males equal to females I drow society, ended up turning them Into "true" shemales, female in everything but the part that mattered
>>44302664
Maybe her looks aren't appealing to the nobleman.
Maybe he'd rather bed a cute, lithe feminine woman.
Maybe he'd rather be in charge.
Maybe he'd like to be free.
Your post just goes to prove that assumptions really make someone an ass. Like you. Fucking hell!
>>44302671So futas without the vajayjay.
Or something?
>>44302541
At work and actually have shit to do today, so probably not for a few hours. Unless something gives me inspiration
>>44302075
>>44302517
On that note, source for these pics?
They are giving me ideas about day Amazon superhero rapist and her shota rapist sidekick
>>44302597
Well hung shota superhero and his amazon rapist archenemy is fine too
>>44302739http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1666613
Artist: suparu
Pic: original superhero, belongs to the aforementioned artist
>>44302739
So far people have tried raping him only 3 times. Each time it went rather poorly for the assailants: super strenght is really freaking fun.
>>44302862
>So far people have tried raping him only 3 times.
Where they male or females?
>Each time it went rather poorly for the assailants: super strenght is really freaking fun.Course you know, now you're giving me ideas of a superpowered amazon fighting, defeating, then raping a superhero shota with each of her thrusts strong enough to leave a crater the size of a city block in the ruins of the city he swore to defend, all while news helicopters are circling the broadcasting the rape to thousands
>>44302862
I would like to hear more, depending on who was trying to do the raping, and did you intentionally make him shotabait?And if so, is he has much of a cocktease as the artists pics make me think he is?
>>44302739
>Unless something gives me inspiration
What about amazontenderlydominating the nobleman until he tries to escape, as punishment, she doubles her rape efforts, and makes him swear off other women as heahegaos
>>44302965
2 men (they were mooks) and a woman (she was a supervillain)Your way of thinking reminds me of ShindoL, the way you like to point out the whole non-consensual thing and shaming. But that's probably because I don't approve of snuff and mindbreaking in the first place.
>>44303016
>That much?
Yes, he is. And a bratty one, at that.
>>44254125
We have no bard so she slaps the paladins ass, hilarity insues [what happens next?]
>>44303179
How the hell do you spoiler?
>>44303194
Put the text you want to spoiler in between [.spoiler][./spoiler]
Without the dots in the brackets
Kite like mad and dodge her spear
>>44302721
Yup enough that both are still essential to eachother but a prospective couple can only learn in bed
>>44303024
Maybe, but this thread has me in the mood for some hardcore snu snu
Also
>ahegaos
Never liked that in porn, at least not how it's portrayed in hentia, too exaggerated
>>44303144>Your way of thinking reminds me of ShindoL, the way you like to point out the whole non-consensual thing and shaming.
I actually strongly prefer dub/non con that becomes consensual
This thread is just giving me evil ideas
>But that's probably because I don't approve of snuff and mindbreaking in the first place.
It's odd, I like really /d/ stuff like that and similar things like TF or absorption but almost exclusively as consensual
I was actually thinking of having the supershota largely shrug it off, trash talking her while she manhandles and rides himAlso want to have him make a sarcastic parting comment to the news cameras about if they're getting a good shot of his ass after the amazon leaves
>>44303144
>2 men (they were mooks) and a woman (she was a supervillain)
I would like to hear more
>>That much?
>Yes, he is. And a bratty one, at that.
>Bratty cocktease shota superhero
I would really like a storytime of some of the highlights
>>44303575Well, you're free to do as you please of course.
I like the idea of him flipping the newscast the bird before heading off to take a bath after eating so much dirt during the fight with the amazon supervillain.
I don't like snuff and absorption, mostly because I always associate those with pain, which is a huge turn-off for me. Can't like everything, sadly.
>>44303739>Well, you're free to do as you please of course.
I'd rather not have you unhappy that I wrote a fapfic that was based on your PC, though honestly that probably wouldn't stop me, I really like the idea
I'm half tempted to ask if he has any other powers or catch phrases but I'll think I'll stick to a generic flying brick based on those pics unless you want me to throw something else in
>I like the idea of him flipping the newscast the bird before heading off to take a bath after eating so much dirt during the fight with the amazon supervillain.
This I'll probably throw in
>mostly because I always associate those with pain
Yeah, I'd be lying if I said I didn't jump through mental hoops to make these things not painful/enjoyable for the victims, agony is a huge turn off for me and death is only okay if it's an ignorable implication or reversible somehow
>>44303623
Well, since the first time it was only a drunk hooligan who tried to rape my PC and that won't be much for a story, I suppose I could tell you about how we clashed with the woman who tried to get into my character's pants later.
It was a very normal session, up to this point: our team of superheroes had been called into action by the police as they couldn't handle a gang of super hooligans attacking fans during a football match.
After mopping the floor with them and arresting all the culprits, our team got another sudden report about a bank that had been robbed while they were busy at the stadium, by a few of people with superpowers.
Our whole team has a power to move quickly from one place to another, so we tuned in to the police radio and started to run/jump/fly as quickly as we could toward the street where the police was pursuing the robbers. It was then that the orchestrator of the whole plan leaned out of the window and started to try and hit us with mindblasts while we were chasing them. The police cars tried avoiding them, but eventually they crashed as the mindblasts put the drivers out of commission.
Since only pursuing them wasn't doing us much good, I decided that it was time to stop playing tag and start with the real fighting... so I flipped the van. Of course they were not defeated only because their vehicle was put out of commission: the woman started blasting all of our minds as her teammates scrambled out of the car. So a huge fight ensued and we tried to gimp the mage first... which doesn't work very well when a fuckhuge metal dude interposes himself with you every time you get in reach to throw in a punch.
In the end, though, our resilience and powers have the best over the villains; unfortunately, without laying a finger on the mastermind. Or mistressmind? Anyway, when the fight turned into our favor she decided to leave her minions, turn invisible and escape with one of the bags full of money.
>>44255165
Fucking Drawn Together man. Died before its time
>>44303575
>hardcore snu snu
I dunno, can't do a whole lot with straight snu snu
What about the nobleman getting passed around the tribeswomen two at a time in some kind of debauched fertility ritual, when it comes time for the chieftain's turn....I dunno
>>44304402
That was the first time we had seen her: it was only four sessions later we'd encounter her again.
After the half-failed heist, livid that her plan had not gone as she wanted, she started plotting her revenge. We tried to find some informations about her whereabouts, but mind control meant that she could hide in anyone's home without us knowing: our efforts were futile, she had vanished.
Other than her, we had other supervillains to deal with so we gave up trying to find her and focused on keeping the place safe from other threats. A month had passed and the day started off fairly straightforward, as there were three big emergencies: a huge fire and a big shootout between two rival mobs and a big brawl with doped-up thugs. Our team split, as per usual, to deal with these threats.
I went to deal with the thugs that had escaped from prison a session earlier and relied on strenght just like me, albeit they were much weaker than supershota; so I found the big empty warehouse where the thugs were beating up cops left right and center, smashing their cars and guns like they were toys. Imagine my surprise when the last cops standing suddently collapse holding their heads, without any of the thugs attacking them directly.
Unfortunately, my character's weakness is will saves. The second of her mind blasts was a crit and he was down for the count.
So while the other two were able to regroup at HQ, my supershota was captured and brought into the apartment she had been hiding in all along. Fortunately for him, though, he had a tracker installed into one of his teeth, so his teammates could find him in just such an occasion... and those thugs were certainly not good enough to turn off such a tracking device.The mindmistress had him stripped naked and bound with a few chains to the ceiling by his hands, going so far as to order a thug to record everything with a camera.
>>44304951
Just as she started undressing, though, the battlesuit and human flamethrower burst through the wall and broke her concentration: my character was freed from the mind control burst free from the chains holding him. Initiatives were rolled and the fight was on!
This time, though, there were no other supervillains to interpose themselves with her and with everything we had we laid the smackdown on the psychic villain. She was lucky enough to dodge most of our attacks in the first three rounds, but was eventually hit by a strong concentrated heat ray. The thugs followed shortly after.
My character smashed the camera for good measure and the police were called to take them all to prison... and you know how well supervillains are held in prison, right?
Yeah, a week ago our GM informed us that she escaped from her psy-holding cell.
So yeah, my character might not have had his last laugh yet.
>>44304179>I'd rather not have you unhappy that I wrote a fapfic that was based on your PC
I wouldn't be, I'm not one of those people who go 'original character donut steel'. So go ahead and write it: although I can't tell you if I will be able to read it or not.
I'll try to keep an eye open if I find it though.
>Yeah, I'd be lying if I said I didn't jump through mental hoops to make these things not painful/enjoyable for the victims, agony is a huge turn off for me and death is only okay if it's an ignorable implication or reversible somehow
This is a good thing, albeit impossible for me because I like to keep things simple... oh well.
>>44304402
>>44304951
>>44305020
>Supershota weak to mind attacks
>Captured and stripped by /ss/ supervilianess with mind powers
Bueno
>Rescued by his team but has to fight her naked
Not how I would have hoped it would go, a one on one match would have been better, him having to fight her naked is hot though
>So yeah, my character might not have had his last laugh yet.
Could be worse, she could have used mind control to turn him into her pet rather then mind blastsShe still might
>>44303623
Another highlight of the campaign was when the human candle of our team had the idea of dressing him up as a girl to lure out a totally not!JackTheRipper Serial killer aiming for little girls rather than prostitutes.
A super powered serial killer at that... anyways, the bait works pretty damn well and the serial killer managed to get the jump on my character with his finger blades,shredding his frilly dress and revealing his panties underneath.
Well, during the whole fight with our team he freaked out about how he was decieved and everything. Supershota and the candlewoman could barely hold him back on their own: fortunately once battlesuit got there, we managed to land some solid hits and he was taken into custody aswell.
>>44305313>Could be worse, she could have used mind control to turn him into her pet rather then mind blasts
The GM made it quite clear that she wanted to make an example out of supershota and then turn him into her first mindslave.
Muscle girls in art-form are alot better then muscle girls in real life.
Got a decently stronk woman at my work (welding) and she can easily lift up gas cylinders who are roughly between 80-100 kg, one on each shoulder.
She isn't old, 24 I believe, and got a nice face but for the rest she justs looks, kinda chubby you know, the bearmode/ fatstrong look.
Besides that, this is a cool thread, I laughed.
>>44305749
We are deranged like that, in /tg/.
I like cute feminine guys, but that doesn't mean I'm gay irl. I just happen to follow bard logic.
Sell the bard to her cheap since bards NEVER fail to be annoying in my campaigns!
>>44305437
>Crossdressing trap
Is this common with him?
Ending up naked/half naked?
>The GM made it quite clear that she wanted to make an example out of supershota and then turn him into her first mindslave.
Well, I know how I hope his next encounter with her will go
>>44286196
>>44269303
It's fine, if there weren't people like this, people like me would have nobody to prey on.
>>44306295
It has been brought up a few times since we captured the serial killer and it's implied that sometimes he goes shopping for clothes with the candlewoman.Usually dresses and girly outfits.
And to your second question... his clothing usually ends up burned, blasted, torn and otherwise messed up when he fights so he ends up with less clothing than he started off with, usually.
I'd rather not have him turned into a slave: I've grown to like him to be honest.
>>44306893
>Crossdressing
I am now really hoping you get some sort of reoccurring minor joke villain that supershota keep showing up to fight in the most cute/provocative outfits because he finds the villain's freak outs due to unwanted homolust supershota causes
>I'd rather not have him turned into a slave: I've grown to like him to be honest.
Fair enough, I didn't mean permanently though, I just love the idea of a bratty cocktease supershota that keeps falling victim to various damsel in distress and eye candy tropes
>>44307306
That will definitely happen; the serial killer hasn't escaped yet, but since he was one of our toughest enemies there is no doubt in my mind we will see him again eventually.And because of how the shota-super taunted him last time, he swore to make him into a real girl before he'll kill him when they'll meet again.
>I just love the idea of a bratty cocktease supershota that keeps falling victim to various damsel in distress and eye candy tropes
I love it aswell, but the damsel in distress part is a little difficult, especially since he's a tough little bastard with a love for violence and a bratty attitude, who wouldn't just watch from the sidelines, but rather just join into the fray whenever he can.
The eye-candy part I completely understand and support: it's especially fun since the fire-superhero loves it and the battlesuit doesn't mind me picturing him like that.
Pure bliss...
![shawn-michaels-wwf-title[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5zyaF27.jpg "shawn-michaels-wwf-title[1].jpg")
My first bard was based on this guy
His perform skill wassweet chin music
>>44307848
Did you take levels in monk or was it a system different from 3.pf?
>>44307862
I didn't realise that you could allocate your stats, and your first roll didn't have to be strength, I got 18 strength as a bard so I just went with it.Besides wrestlers always get attacks of opportunity
>>44307666
>he swore to make him into a real girl before he'll kill him when they'll meet again.
Supershota is pretty much rapebait the character isn't he?I like it
>I love it aswell, but the damsel in distress part is a little difficult, especially since he's a tough little bastard with a love for violence and a bratty attitude, who wouldn't just watch from the sidelines, but rather just join into the fray whenever he can.
Damsel in distress was probably the wrong term for what I was thinking, I meant less him staying off to the sidelines and more he keeps getting into fetishwise or fapbait situations or fighting opponents that just happen to have the perfect power to result in them
>Pure bliss...
Lucky, everything you say makes me want to hear more about his adventures, I get the feeling I would love a show/comic/ecchi series about him
>>44307897
Hey, you got to play asShawn Michaels, i'd say that it's good that you made that honest mistake anon!
>>44254125
I headbutt her, hard enough that our noses bleed from just forehead contact ,a common request for rough missionary snu-snu among barbarians such as our kind
>>44307927
>Supershota is pretty much rapebait the character isn't he?
Really effective bait, according to our GM.
>I get the feeling I would love a show/comic/ecchi series about him
There's anon who wants to make fapfiction based on him. It's pretty late now so I won't write much anymore but here's the time one random mook was fighting against him. I was failing every roll to hit so the guy started really thinking that he was stronger and tried grappling the little powerhouse. Unfortunately for him, that was when the dice finally decided to be mercyful and let he KO him.
I met him later on again when he had broken out of prison thanks to an earthquake andtried kidnapping my character with sleep-inducing projectiles, the kind you use against hippos or elephants... all just to get to that ass.
Unfortunately for him, the supershota is immune to poison and shrugged it off like nothing, before grappling him and turning him in again.>he keeps getting into fetishwise or fapbait situations
Yes, to the chagrin of the team's secretary, who very clearly has a crush on him.
>>44304179
When you're posting here again, please tell us where to find it, please. I want to know
>>44308306
I'm actually the anon who's planning on writing something, been busy at work but hopefully I'll have something for you when you wake up. Never wrote a combat scene before though and not too confident on dialogue but I hope you'll like it.
>Really effective bait, according to our GM.
He has the power of being a supercocktease obviously, I see it's serving him well>Yes, to the chagrin of the team's secretary, who very clearly has a crush on him.
I bet she loves hearing about the situations he gets caught in though, at least when she has some alone time to properly "enjoy" them
Also, why do I get the feeling she'll have a birth of a supervilian moment and you'll end up with a yandere secretary stalker?
>>44308511
If not here I'll post it to my pastebin
http://pastebin.com/u/IneedSleep
Or possibly the scifi/fantasy smut thread on /d/
>>44308554
I usually steer clear from /d/, but I might make an exception. The pastebin would be a great way to read it though.>Also, why do I get the feeling she'll have a birth of a supervilian moment and you'll end up with a yandere secretary stalker?
Oh god I hope not, she's way too good and organized: without her the team's organization would crumble to nothingness.Plus she wouldn't need to be a supervillain to enjoy some alone time with the supershota, who doesn't mind helping her unwind.
>>44308807>she's way too good and organized: without her the team's organization would crumble to nothingness.
>She finally snaps after supershota gets into one too many softcore porn scenarios on live TV
>Threatens to completely screw up the team's paperwork unless he does all those lewd things she's watched/ Heard about happened to him on the newsand often schlicks to recordings ofwith her, and ONLY her for the rest of his life
>Plus she wouldn't need to be a supervillain to enjoy some alone time with the supershota, who doesn't mind helping her unwind
So shota's already a man? If he keeps getting caught in lude situations as often as I'm hoping he is, I bet she needs a lot of help unwinding
>>44254125
sing her a song since im always the bard
We don't have a bard so she slaps the Paladin in the ass, what now?
>>44310157
But that's what you're supposed to tell us. I can't tell you that, because I'm my group's paladin.
>>44308554
>I'm actually the anon who's planning on writing something, been busy at work but hopefully I'll have something for you when you wake up. Never wrote a combat scene before though and not too confident on dialogue but I hope you'll like it.
Correction, got distracted and may not get it done tonight, will probably write it during work tomorrow (No one's showing up at the office and all my bosses are "working from home" Christmas weekend so I can goof off if I want), worst case I'll get it done this weekendhopefully
I'm gonna go ahead and name it supershota for when I save it to my pastebin
