>>44239151

The cast consists of (left to right):
>Mayumi
A slut (whores do it for money, sluts do it for the love of the game) virgin who was highly educated on the occult. She was basically the foil for every other character.

>Akina
A turbo edgelord who dressed like a male delinquent. Almost murdered Mayumi "by accident." Secretly a yaoi artist.

>Yuudai
A big dude who tended to take offense to everything we did, since most of what we did was morally grey and nonsensical. Later accidentally got a harem but was too dense to notice even though everyone kept bringing it up.

>Saito
Turbo dork who loved rhythm games. He didn't wear the school uniform and only used slang. Too cool for this school to a tee. Yuuri's love interest.

>Yuuri
Vice President. She would become a catgirl every so often and every time we entered combat. Later it was revealed that her dead sister inhabited her body and was the cat side. She was basically the party face and the closest thing we had to a MC.

>Kirika
A young adult elf who was a lesbian. Literally everyone knew this from the very first time they met her, but she didn't think anyone knew and tried to hide it. Tried to get with Yuuri until she got BTFO.

>Katsuki
The club president, a conspiracy theory loving nationalist. She was the DMPC because the system required one, and to keep her from being a Mary Sue her stats were in the trash.

>Cerys
An angry half Brit who never stopped being mad at anyone and everything. Had poor speech skills and tended to word salad all the time.

>Raidou
Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series. Also Katsuki's love interest.

And later (and not in the pic):
>Mari
Also known as Moori. A big T H I C K girl who was pretty much a lewd chaos magician. Dialogue consisted of obscure occult terms and sexual innuendo.

>>44239151
What the fuck, man.

>>44239157
Setting wise, the campaign took place in 2019 after the economy of Japan crashed. Y'know, something that could actually happen. The entire school is recorded and broadcast around the world to raise money through merch sales.

The first proper adventure we went on after doing introductions and the like was cheerleading. The baseball team needed cheerleaders and implied that we were the only club that was willing to do it (that wasn't mostly traps). We volunteered because Yuuri always wanted to be a cheerleader or something. It turned out they were lying, and the drama club was also taking part. The drama club was basically the closest thing we had to a rival club, since the club pres was a huge tsundere bitch. The guys proceeded to fuck off and hang out with the drama club member who refused to cheerlead.

While the paranormal club makes racist chants and proceeds to basically make asses of their-selves, the guys were told that the drama club had a special book and they could do something cool. Something cool in this case meant "summon demons and kill the entire audience." Yuudai, having been tricked, spends the entire next scene blaming himself, as the rest of the club is busy trying not kill everything. He ends up violently beating Mayumi into unconsciousness. Also by accident.

>>44239278
>Also by accident.
Do tell.

>>44239278
Typical high school shenanigans followed, until we had a celebrity chef at the school and we were basically forced into competing against the cooking club. The celebrity chef was totally not Guy Fieri, and he was played completely straight and as true to life as possible. Every single dish was related to fire or spiciness. However, while we had two English speakers (Cerys and Mayumi), the cooking club had a whopping 0. We used this to our advantage by simply lying to the other club and telling them to make mellow or cold dishes.

Everything went exactly as you'd think until we got to desert, where we made a molten lava cake minus the cake. As he was about to eat it, Yuudai's past caught up with him. Yuudai was uptight, but he was also really bad with girls. Not a good thing when you're in a club consisting of mostly girls. Well it turns out that he was stalked by a girl from his old high school and it was very heavily implied she tried to or did rape him. She had stalked him in a few previous sessions, and was super clinging to him.

She caught up to him by smoke bombing the cooking contest, tying us up, and brutally murdering Not!Guy Fieri. As was typical, no one really cared and still make snarky responses, until she tried to kill Mayumi. Yuudai, thinking fast, proceeded to fail his skill check and get a knife lodged squarely in his back. Being in a reasonable state of mind, he proceeded to literally beat her into a pulp. Which we proceeded to make snarky comments at.

>>44239151
>pic
let me guess, far left is the teacher, right?

This is really gay.

>>44239423
Since the school festival was coming up, we had three sessions to prepare for what exactly we were going to do. Of course we didn't do any of that and prepared for the festival the night before. We ended up doing a haunted maid cafe, which was just a regular maid cafe except Kirika, who's dad was a cultist of Cthulu, decided to summon her two familiars. One of which was a nosferatu. Our first visitors were the baseball club, who wanted black coffee but with latte art. Since we already hated them they ended up with dongs in their coffee. The drama club showed up soon after and since we also hated them Mayumi spiked their coffee with enough LSD "to turn their brains into swiss cheese." However, drama club lived up to it's name and got into a shit fight amongst themselves and never actually drank anything.

Next up was a guest appearance by Kirika's dad, who proceed to act snooty and high and mighty. He was basically a parody of high society types, and asked for his tea to be prepared in the most inane way. Instead we drugged the hell out of his tea and let him go to town. At the end of all of this mess, Mayumi hopped out the window, and out of the game. She showed up later, the in universe reason being that she went back to America and started a cooking show.


>>44239410
She attacked him to calm him down and he countered. He only meant to push her but rolled a high 20, I think it was around 23. The highest an unmodified roll could be was 30. Even though this wouldn't do enough damage, Mayumi's player took it to mean she was knocked out.

>>44239466
Nah, a PC. The teachers were mostly irreverent besides the principal, since our shenanigans constantly caused class to be cancelled.

>>44239468

>This is really fabulous

Fixed~

>>44239613
Shortly after this, Golden Week began so the rest of the campaign besides the finale took place outside of it. We started off with a Shibuya day trip, where the entire club split off and managed to go on 4 completely different adventures, both in content and tonally.

The drama club president, Ame, ended up meeting up with Yuudai and hung out with him for the day. They ended up shopping and doing karaoke, and Yuudai, having begun to come out of shell, added the first girl to his harem.

Yuuuri, Kirika, and Mayumi stopped at a traditional place for food before Yuuri went off to go play at the arcades in secret, in order to bond with Saito. Kirika and Mayumi ended up going to a mahjong parlor run by totally not Akagi, since both of them played it as a hobby. Kirika's player ended up falling asleep during all of this, which we went with and left Mayumi sitting there until Cerys stumbled in.

Yuuri and Saito went on a cutesy gushy adventure in the arcade. Yuuri tried to act like she had never touched a game in her life, but failed at this as they kicked ass at totally not Mario Kart GP. They ended up at a retro game store later, since Yuuri had given up on hiding her dork side.

While everyone else was doing typical high school stuff, Akina and Katsuki ended up "acquiring" red mercury from some Yakuza. This was needed to do sins against God, which we ended up trashing later. Of course, they did buy some manga beforehand.

>>44239820
At this point, we were running out of sessions so we combined the onsen episode with the karaoke episode and ended up at a combination karaoke onsen. At this point, Mari had come and replace Mayumi (same player). This went without fanservice for a surprisingly long time, until Mari decide to pop over the dividing wall and check out the guys. Since they were both about as dense as a balck hole, they didn't notice. Soon after, both Yuudai and Akina, independently, decided to spy on the other side. This went about as well as you'd expect, with the two bumping heads. Akina then failed her grapple roll and ended up on the guys side, which caused the entire girl's side (minus Katsuki and Kirika, since Katsuki doesn't understand sex and Kirika is a dyke) to look over the wall and berate the guys for being pervs, even though they didn't do anything and the girls were now doing exactly what they were accusing them of in the first place.

The crew proceeded to sing karaoke, except our stats were really boosted so everyone did amazing besides Saito, who rolled a natty 1. Kirika sang one of the lullabies her mum used to sing her, which turned out to be a prayer to Cthulu, which in turn caused Mari to had a seizure. Yuuri ended up doing 3 duets, one with Kirika which only make the yuri drama more real, one with Katsuki since they were childhood friends, and finally one with Saito to advance their relationship. Since Saito rolled a 1, he was absolutely terrible but though he did better than Yuuri.

>>44239959
At the end of a previous session, Akina managed to help her with a project. This was revealed to be her booth at Not!Comiket, and Akina was revealed to be a yaoi artist who can actually draw hands. It turned out that she had drawn some porn of the guys in the club, and a few of the people coming up to the booth noticed and proceeded to turn us into a Chippendale's RPG for a few minutes.

A few of us left the booth to go check out the rest of the convention, and to get Not!Touhou signed for Akina by Not!ZUN. Not!ZUN was TSUN, and in this universe was a reverse trap for reasons. Mari, being Mari, ended up getting her boobs signed, along with inviting TSUN to impregnate her.

Of course, it being Not!Comiket, we had to check out the porn. This lead to a brief conversation on whether futa was gay, and since none of us went to college yet we couldn't come up to a conclusion. Since we were basically an anime in universe (a fact most of the characters forgot), we had a LOT of porn. Including, but not limited to:
>Cathouse, a Yuuri x Mari doujin
>A Kirika x Katsuki mindbreak futa doujin
>NTR gangbang featuring Mayumi
>A Mari x Kirika bdsm/femdom doujin
>A two parter with Katsuki getting impregnated, the sequel just being a slice of life deal

Kirika ended up buying every single yuri doujin "to dispose of it"

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>>44239157
Oh boy, a completely generic, oversized anime-based group of tropes and /tg/ fat fucks who did a completely normal thing in a paranormal game!? Fucking captivating! Please, tell me more about this entirely uninteresting story!

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>>44240193
So the campaign finally reached it's ending point, with the big bad turning out to be the principal. Instead of fighting him, we managed to talk him into killing himself. Since most of us were snarky assholes, this worked pretty well for us. This skipped the entire battle besides the final form.

Now, Highschool RPG allows for something called student powers, which are usually bonuses to rolls, but they can also be special effects or roleplaying benefits. Since the big bad had been watching them the entire time, it had access to all of their powers. This mean that it could teleport, attack anyone for unblockable damage, avoid damage completely for one turn, and get free attacks whenever one of us fell in battle. After a long agonizing fight, we finally managed to defeat him. This triggered the school to collapse, since the whole thing had been transformed during his end of the world plan.

Also here's a bit that didn't deserve it's own post.

TL;DR I'm a huge faggot please rape my face and ignore my thread.

>>44240301
I thought this was a cool story.

Thank you for writing it.

I would screencap but I'm on mobile.

Please write a more detailed account.

>>44240301
That deserved its own post.