Can we have a "worst /tg/ experience" thread? Not necessarily caused by That Guy, just situations where you had an awful time altogether
>be me
>not absolutely unattractive but hella ugly
>friend tells me about a game she's planning, she's gonna be the GM
>i ask her if i can join in and be a fluffy dog knight for shits and giggles
>she says yes
>oh well i was actually joking but what can you do, i plan my fluffy dog knight
>i get to her house and she's with a girl friend
>turns out the entire party was girls and i'm the only guy she invited because i was the only one who asked to join
>a little unusual but hey, it's just another game
>my character is introduced to the party
>ugly sounds of adorableness in-character
>session goes on
>the remarks on FDK are getting out of hand and stepping into OOC territory
>hair/beard starts getting ruffled by hands of people i have no idea who they are
>get increasingly uncomfortable as the session goes on
>clearly furfag girl starts asking me more and more magical realm questions
>i ask if we can have a small pause so i can go out and have a smoke
>i never return
>i never see them again
>the session is never mentioned again by my friend
i've never been that uncomfortable in my entire life, who the fuck goes out of their way to physically engage someone you barely know and who shows clear discomfort when doing so?
i didn't know That Guys came in female
pic related, it's me
>>44235699
Dude, if I were your friend, I'd be pretty pissed they made you so uncomfortable that you straight left.
>>44235699
That shit is fucked man.
>>44235953
i would've asked if she told them anything but i'm really not willing to ask her about that day
i think it's better that i don't know where she met those people anyways
>>44235699
But ur a dog
>>44235699
Well I've only actually done one session but it got pretty uncomfortable pretty quick
>Play a character that's dumb and impulsive (because I know I can't actually roleplay much else as I am not really bright or creative)
>Usually end up with stupid plans in my head and ask the DM if I can pull them off
>DM Says fine, but 99% of the time no one else wants to do anything by themselves
>Know I'm hogging the spot light but don't quite know how to stop other than just not do anything when situations happen
Also in general it's pretty uncomfortable to be at a table where the group knows each other well and they are still arguing and you can't really do anything but sit there.
I guess I'm just not cut out for roleplaying, haven't played a game since that group disolved, guess I'm not cut out for it.
>>44235699
So..
So if in following right...
You had a room full of chicks that wanted your knot
And you snuck off
Are you a gayanon?
>>44235699
>>44237449
>>44235699
>who the fuck goes out of their way to physically engage someone you barely know and who shows clear discomfort when doing so?
females. they do this shit all the time.
>>44241086
OP clearly barely knows what females are or that his friend was trying to introduce him to a bunch of her friends. Possibly for hookups, or she wanted someone reliable there. He hasn't said anything else about the game.
>>44235699
>>44241024
seriously answer the question bruh.
if ur gay thts fine but if ur straight ur a dumbass who probably missed out on an orgy
My first D&D encounter was pretty bad. I didn't know what to do, didn't know most of the folks there, and had invited two of my friends who actually bothered to set up decent characters. It ended with us getting nowhere because someone decided their character got drunk and started going con checks for literal pissing contests.
About the time the party cleric started pooping down a chimney in this debauchery, my two friends just walked out. I then had to wait two hours listening to potheads talk about Klaus Nomi and hentai they beat off to.
>>44241086
>>44241212
>you'll never have a group of females do this to you
Why even live?
>>44235699
>make a furry character
>complain when they hit on your furry character and you.
Nigga, you be giving mixed signals.
Also everygirl is a little furry, they all were in love with weregarurumon.
However your story in just fiction so whi cares
>>44235699
Girls touched you and you ran away. lmao
>>44235699
How is that supposed to be uncomfortable ?
When I got NTR'd while playing.
>>44235699
>hair/beard starts getting ruffled by hands of people i have no idea who they are
>get increasingly uncomfortable as the session goes on
>clearly furfag girl starts asking me more and more magical realm questions
>she unzips my fanny pack by mistake >spaghetti falls out
>try to clean it up with my sock
>start to cry
>get embarrassed and fart watery diarrhea all over my man skirt
>smear shit all over the window and ask her to marry me
>mfw she said no
>>44235699
>OP is probably not ugly
>OP probably just has social anxiety and low self-esteem
>gets scared when girls find him attractive and runs away
>blames them instead of his own chickenshittery
C'mere, OP. We can feel this feel together.
>>44242626
Fuck off ya cunt. Not everyone is some /r9k/fit/ feelard who thinks only about getting their dick wet.
>>44242653
Funnily, you sound exactly like you're from >>>/r9k/
>>44242653
Low self-esteem and social anxiety are the real problems, though.
>>44235699
I really like when people play with my hair so that actually sounds nice.
My worst experience was the 3 sessions my friend offered to DM. It was terrible. Nothing made sense in-game, he had a shitty attitude about it, and it culminated in him killing us all and saying "I'm bored. Go back to DMing (me)." I've already posted about it at length on /tg/ before so I wont now. The only good thing about it was someone asking me after I typed the whole thing up "Did your friend get vaccinated before DMing? Because that's the only way someone could be that autistic". Love that line.
>>44242662
Yeah I heard that "I'm rubber and your glue" comeback in kindergarten. Call me when you have new material.
>>44242664
Yeah, for some people. Not you winy histrionic faggots trying to feel like spechul little snowflakes on the interwebs.
>>44242695
>I heard that "I'm rubber and your glue" comeback in kindergarten.
When was that, yesterday?
>>44242695
Anon, do you wanna talk about something.
We're all friends here, go ahead.
>>44242695
literally >>>/r9k/
>>44242710
Eh, baseless insults aren't much better material anon. I really just can't see you getting the gig. Try working on your stuff for a few months then get back to me.
>>44242714
I'm not your friend pal.
>>44242720
Sure champ, whatever you say. I understand it's hard to be as special as you are, but I'll always listen to what you have to say.
they're called "ham beasts" yes?
>>44242741
Yes, roll for initiative and knowledge(fauna).
>>44242740
>>44235699
Sounds like you had a ruff time.
I literally love having my hair and beard ruffled by girls.
>>44242755
:^)
>be me
>not absolutely unattractive but hella ugly
>friend tells me about a game he's planning, he's gonna be the GM
>i ask him if i can join in and be a fluffy dog knight for shits and giggles
>he says yes
>oh well i was actually joking but what can you do, i plan my fluffy dog knight
>i get to his house and he's with a friend
>turns out the entire party was dudes and i'm the only girl she invited because i was the only one who asked to join
>a little unusual but hey, it's just another game
>my character is introduced to the party
>ugly sounds of adorableness in-character
>session goes on
>the remarks on FDK are getting out of hand and stepping into OOC territory
>hair starts getting ruffled by hands of people i have no idea who they are
>get increasingly uncomfortable as the session goes on
>clearly furfag starts asking me more and more magical realm questions
>i ask if we can have a small pause so i can go out and have a smoke
>i never return
>i never see them again
>the session is never mentioned again by my friend
i've never been that uncomfortable in my entire life, who the fuck goes out of their way to physically engage someone you barely know and who shows clear discomfort when doing so?
>>44242841
>>44242841
>>turns out the entire party was dudes and i'm the only girl she invited because i was the only one who asked to join
>i'm the only girl she invited
>she
>she
You missed something.
>>44242903
Yeah should have ctrl+fed but it's too late now.
>>44235699
Were they ugly/fat?
If not, you are gay.
>>44242505
>>44242841
Oh yes because these are totally the same. Boys are absolutely raised to react to women touching them the way girls are to men touching them, boys are absolutely meant to respond to sexual advances the same, suurree, complete apples to apples
Yeah nah. OP is literally faggot. He might have n exscuse if the girls were uggo and even tbats a stretch since he claims he is too.
>>44242653
Doesn't mean you should
>gets scared when girls find him attractive and runs away
You faggot
>>44242710
Not even that anon, but you knew that was cringy as fuck, right? Was it on purpose, because kindergarten insults?
>>44235699
Uh, they were touching your beard motherfuck. If you'd played it cool and flirtatious, without spilling spaghetti everywhere, you'd have been able to jam yourboneinto one of them.
You're a That Guy of life.
>Go to FLGS
>Looking at cards and stuff
>Two Niggers (not black people, niggers) start fist fighting in the side room.
>Models go flying, parts are being broken
>One of them picks up a fucking table that was being used for some star wars ship game and threw it at the other guy
>I backed the fuck out after that.
>Came back the next day and asked what the damage was (and to buy the card packs I was going to the day before).
>Apparently the fight started over a rule dispute and nearly $1,500 worth of miniatures and other things were completely destroyed.
>Both of the Niggers were arrested.
>>44243509
This is literally how some people think.
>>44243509
baka your a sexist pig desu, you know that right senpai?
>>44235699
If I read this correctly, you turned down the attention of a group of girls because you think you're ugly and decided they were furfags because they used the game as an excuse to get in your pants.
You fucked up, litter-mate. shaking my scruff, dawg
>>44242569
Details please.
>>44235699
>Playing a dog
>Expecting a big beard and big hair to not be stroked
what the fuck man
>>44235699
>Can we have a "worst /tg/ experience" thread?
> Everyone want to play some PNP
> Be me
> Spent a few weeks writing an awesome campain
> Everyone is like "wow that look awesome, can't wait to play it"
> Time to play, no one want to play "because this, because that".
> Push-them-to-play-anyway.wav
> One is drawning shitty stuff on his character sheet, another one in playing Heartstone on his Ipad.
> Ok, fuck you.
> A few time later
> "Why don't we play pnp anymore?"
> Tired of working for people who don't give two shits about the work you did for them.
>>44243839
That was me. You're better looking online for people who will respect your work and more importantly, enjoy it with you.
Not to say that it's easy though, online players are notoriously flaky as fuck, but if you luck out like I did, you'll have a good solid core of friends.
>>44241040
>implying tg would play monopoly
>>44242304
>>44241024
Not OP, but it doesn't sound like the type of thing where they saw him romantically.
If he tried to chat one of them up after the game they probably woulda made their excuses.
>>44242740
hahahaha
>>44235699
>this is what I was wearing, tell me I was asking for it.
>>44235699
>pic related, it's me
Would pet the shit out of.
>>44243839
Jesus fucking christ, this 100 times.
I've been doing campaigns with a group of friends online, starting out pretty basic homebrews and slowly revving up.
I'm just about to start a campaign, and I've done so much prep for it. Set up like 3 months play on Roll20, scowered PDF threads for everything I could possibly need, the lot.
The previous times I've tried to play with them It's been
>X, can you perform a POW check?
>"Uhhh, anon, can you do it? I'm in game right now"
There are definitely some people in the group that are dedicated, but if it happens like that again I'm taking the ones who actually want to play and finding people online to make up the rest.
>>44243839
Been having a similar issue within my playgroup:
>3 out of the 6 of us take turns DM'ing on days of the week/after each campaign.
>Fa/tg/uy in question is a reasonably enjoyable person to DM for or play alongside.
>Harks all the time that "he is the most experienced player there."
>Thinks everyone thinks his writing is amazing.
>Can't write for shit. DM'ing technique is shit.
>We play in his games as to not look like assholes.
>Complains constantly that "writing for games is hard because you invest more time writing than you do playing."
>Be me.
>DM'ing 3 games simultaneously.
>2 out of them are Homebrew, the other is a pre-written Paizo piece.
>One of them is using a Homebrew mechanic I've been writing from scratch.
>Pic related.
>mfw he complains.
I wonder how many others are in my situation?
>A Group. All amazing, creative and good friends. United by shared love of crazy and we speak every night.
>B Group. Two terrible, hateful, bitter shut ins who have ruined their life by marrying a parasite/being literally cucked and have only two modes. Constant, venomous sarcasm and whinging passive aggressive pity-me. One guy who is only there out of rapidly fading loyalty to the first two, since we were friends in high school. The GM's GF who literally does not want to be there, gives one word responses and loathes us all for invading her lair for a night. Finally the DM, who did psychology once and thinks he can magically reunite us all through stupid shit we enjoyed ten years ago.
A Group is amazing. Not a single problem there.
B Group... those guys are quick to whine and complain about anything bad, swift to inject their personal real problems as an "I win" card to any sort of conflict and if they're not getting constant flattery and victories they're on their phone texting their hag wives and sighing and complaining.
The only reason me and the GM don't toss this aside is because we're both quietly worried these two will literally kill themselves. My cup of sympathy ran dry for these cunts long ago, yet once a month, we all meet up for not a game, but for some inverted therapy session where we ego wank two broken manchildren.
>>44245279
Very eloquent.
>>44245279
I know your feel of group B. Suicide prevention doesn't make for fun gaming.
Unfortunately I also have no group A.
>>44235699
>be tripping on acid
>some stoner invites me to play a d20 Star Wars game he's playing next week
>it's a dark side game set in the new republic
>show up with an old man ex stormtrooper who got trained as a Jedi by Luke for a few years (about four levels) and then left and took levels in crime lord to represent being an imperial governor
>gm arrives an hour late
>make ewok jokes and humps some dudes head
>they order pizza
>the pizza guy shows up
>gm looks me in the eye and says "everyone understands what we're doing here."
>>pizza guy shows up. Room is dead silent
>I'm intently focused on my character sheet
>>puts the pizza box into a cupboard, says "you used to get more sauce for that amount"
>we don't eat pizza
>>gm describes me approaching the star destroyer
>most evil prescience I've ever felt
>>start buffing with enhance senses
>>get me on board and assassin droid starts asking why they shouldn't kill me
>>powerful sith player glaring me down.
>>have to make a speech about how the new republic is shirty and has lost all its values
>>they start ignoring me and start talking about places to attack with names based on real names
>leave
>>44242740
>Champ
>Pal
>Ur a small kid :^)))))
Wow good job you're a faggot
>>44241040
Shit man that made me actually laugh out loud.
>>44235699
OP, you're confused.
The girls weren't stroking your beard, that was your fur.
Your friend isn't a friend, she's your owner.
She brought you over to a friend's house during her game and all the girls loved the adorable dog.
Then you got overwhelmed with excitement and ran outside with a sausage.
Which you ate.
Admit it, OP. You're a dog.
>>44246129
What's the deal with your group then?
>>44248027
Rolled 19 (1d20)
>>44235699
HEY, THAT DOG'S NOT A DOG, HE'S JUST A BEAR!
>>44246272
>>>puts the pizza box into a cupboard, says "you used to get more sauce for that amount"
>>we don't eat pizza
what the dickens?
>>44241024
>>44242304
>>44242505
>>44242538
>>44242626
>>44243238
>>44243613
>>44243763
>there are autists that are so desperate for female attention that they would find this shit entirely normal
Oftentimes teej makes it hard for me to sleep at night
>>44249115
IT'S BEEN FIVE YEARS, A MAN HAS NEEDS!
>>44235699
>fluffy dog knight
>Smough poff.jpg
In all seriousness, I feel bad for you son. Ignoring the dickheads using fallacious double standards to both call you a loser and as a response to >>44242841, you can bet somebody would have been mad as hell at you if the situation was reversed. If something like that happens again, I'd suggest making it well known as soon as possible that you're not interested in having people touch bits of you without your permission, and if they persist, don't put up with it. Do what you must to stop them, etcetera etcetera.
Several years ago, the only LGS in the city closed. For a year or two, this meant driving to other cities for prerelease and launch party events, which was kind of fun.
Eventually, a new place opened up, Gamerz Lair. It was small and out of the way, but it was local, so people showed up. The first few times I went, something seemed off, but I couldn't quite figure it out. Then came the first prerelease, where it finally hit me.
Small space, tiny might actually be a better word.
Completely full with the kind of people you'd expect to be at an MtG event.
Practically no air circulation.
I think there might have been air conditioning? If there was, it was very slight. About fifteen minutes into deckbuilding the place smelled like rotting cats, last week's garbage, and cat lady scent.
I made top 8.
>>44249272
>the most /tg/ post in history
>>44235699
You know despite that sounding like it was going to lead to burying your bone somewhere, I can't say I wouldn't react the same way - and I'm a virgin who occasionally magical realms on the internet.
That just sounds legit creepy.
A few years ago a friend of mine knew someone who wanted to run a game of D&D.
He had a world map he'd made with 'clever' names that were puns or references (which we did not get, much to his disappointment) that I tried to follow, but he never seemed to stick to it consistently, e.g. in travel times, compass directions and so on. That was a common theme. He got mad a lot when we used something he said only for it to not be true any more.
Oh, and all the gods were the core deities with minor name changes for some reason ('More-Odin' as Moradin, ect).
He hated RP. This is not an exaggeration, it was something he told us- he liked combat, nothing else and that's all we got. If we planned something for more than thirty seconds he got visibly bored and irritable.
Anyway, he ran an adventure module and skipped all the details leaving only two dimensional enemies to fight, who would fight silently to the death or die to avoid interrogation if captured. I ducked behind a wall and tried to talk to someone shooting at me only to get called a coward and have my turn skipped.
We didn't get any description for our journey between encounters so I assume we walked through miles of perfectly featureless caves. It was always "You see some orcs", "it's a room. There's a bed".
There were also some pretty obvious rails. We nearly went to 'the wrong cave' and this NPC ranger turned up every day to poke us in the 'right' direction.
Even after nearly two months, he still only had a rough idea of the rules for fighting (and nothing of the rest...). He called a session off because a player couldn't make it. I'm paraphrasing here but he added 'if it was just talking to people that would be fine, [you] could just fill him in at the next session'.
I'm not a fan of 'critical fumbles' so his inconsistent inclusion of them, including a second attack roll to 'confirm the fumble' (in theory the number would denounce the severity, but it changed all the time) did not help matters.
>>44249115
None of us think it's normal, you cockgobbler. But if you're telling me that your social autism is so severe that you'd run away from a chance to get some poon - from multiple girls possibly - then you can fuck right off.
>>44249939
Why would he GM a RPG if he hates roleplaying??
>>44235699
Double standards are a hell of a drug, man. I feel for you.
>>44242740
/r9k/ : the post
>>44242749
Why not knowledge (dungeoneering)? They are clearly aberrations.
>>44243622
>the fight started over a rule dispute
I laughed out loud. Good thing there is no niggers in my country.
>>44235699
>worts /tg/ expierance
the time i came intu ur thred and saw OP iz a faget xD
>>44235699
So If I want dirty nerd poon I just play a dogknight. Good advice BroP
>>44250358
It can still be mildly fun if the mechanics/setting are interesting: my Dark Heresy game worked because everybody was a fan of WH40k and the Inquisition gives (at low levels) a compelling reason to party together: your psyker died, so you get a slap on the wrist and a new one. GMing it can be fairly simple since the typical investigation arc is mostly pre-planned, with a few conditionals and maybe some options for the GM is they kill the wrong NPC. But to ignore it altogether - and even the setting, as he describes - would just make it soulless number crunching.
>>44249291
>>Smough poff.jpg
Is it a Smough Poff?
>>44251847
>Not a gif.
how disappointing
>>44248903
underrated post
>>44235699
Girls ask to touch my beard and moustache at bars all the time, and seem taken aback when I say no. I try to be polite, but the thought of a drunk stranger touching my face makes me pretty uncomfortable.
My worst session was my first session. Similarly, all women, besides me, only they were all adults and I was a 6th grader.
>lied to me about how stats work and told me my character was too dumb to speak at 7 INT
>made my character a literal slave to the other characters
>DM makes me fuck up all night
>I end up killing everyone by flooding a room and everyone blames me because my character is too dumb
>>44252833
>Similarly, all women, besides me, only they were all adults and I was a 6th grader.
>made my character a literal slave to the other characters
What the flying fuck? That sounds like some harmful abuse of authority. What was your relation to them?
>>44252833
>6th grader among older people
>they belittle your character and lie to you for their amusement
what the fuck? who the fuck does that kind of shit?
>>44252833
/ss/?
>>44252833
>Anything that's as unpredictable and temperamental as a drunk's hands anywhere near my sensory organs
Yep, that makes me pretty uncomfortable.
>Game eventually breaks up because the token girl and the guy playing what's basically The Punisher as a warlock can't agree on what "Chaotic Good" is. GM agrees with the girl that "good doesn't kill" because he wants to put his dick in her.
>Another guy basically appointed himself co-GM and make up/changed rules whenever he saw fit.
>Last guy read the adventure book the GM was using and made it really obvious.
>GM basically stopped making things happen and froze up every time we went slightly off the book's rails.
>Session 7 and we were still level 2
Holy shit it was like all the negative PnP sterotypes in one room.
>>44241040
>Sommersby
That dog is my nigga.
>playing Pathfinder with friends
>want to be weirdo Sorcerer who's lived innawoods most of his life
>speaks in a stilted, clipped tone
>High Charisma, but work out with the DM that I'm really bad at persuasion, but really good at intimidation (dead eyed thousand yard stare, disheveled appearance, smells like something poisonous)
>while describing the character, That Guy blurts out "So you're retarded."
>"Well, no. My character is just isolated and emotionally closed off from--"
>"Okay. You're retarded."
>everyone laughs, including DM
>spend the rest of the campaign making snide remarks like "don't wander off!" "Make sure not to put anything in your mouth!" "let the adults talk for a minute"
>leave party
I went to the FLGS. No one there is worth hanging out with. I decided to just continue playing once a week with friends instead of looking for a midweek game.
>>44258094
>everyone laughs, including DM
>including DM
>DM laughing at someone putting some effort in to their character while an idiot mocks it
>>44258094
Wow. What a dick. If it makes you feel any better That Guy no doubt has massive self-esteem issues.
>>44258094
holy shit i am furious
>>44258175
The DM was worse. Pretty much the entire campaign my character was slapped down from attempting to perform basic action so that That Guy, a wizard, could do the thing instead.
It was the real reason I quit in the end. Not only was I regularly treated as less than an equal member of the group, the DM felt like letting me do literally anything interesting would somehow offend the edgy necromancer. He always insisted that "No, you're character type is more about this kind of thing than that kind of thing," defining to ME what MY character was supposed to be.
When I confronted him about it, he gave me shit like it was my fault for wanting to be that kind of character. He also criticized me for making an "extra caster," but I didn't know That Guy was a wizard until we showed up Day 1 with our characters already made. In the end, he closed the argument with an "I'm sorry you feel that way," and I said "Fuck this I'm done."
Was basically the closing statement on the friendship actually, which has caused me quite a bit of depression, because I'd known the guy since Kindergarten, and it feels more and more like he's gotten the rest of the circle of friends to shut me out as a result of my talking back to him.
>>44258417
Well, while it is your fault for wanting to play that character, and that is why I always ask what's going down with other characters, I gotta say, broham, it's totally not cool that they're judging you based on your character. I've magical realmed a few sluts, but damn if I ain't nothin but a prude (point being we are not our characters)
>>44258585
Amendment: It is not your fault for playing an "extra caster" or effects of said character were what they were.
>>44258417
I've seen something similar. Some people really invest themselves in stupid 'I'm the alpha male' power-play behaviour. It annoys me when someone elects themselves as the 'boss' of your friend circle or game group. Theirs is the only valid opinion, you either get behind them or they will try to ruin you.
>>44258417
I actually did the reverse once. Pathfinder, point buy, requested the ability to bring intelligence down to 3 on my sorcerer with nothing in exchange.
Managed, while in character (and bow did I played him dumb), to outwit another player on a few basis and took great pride in calling him "not so quick".
I love sorcerers sometimes.
>>44248571
the most proper use of funneh dawg meme ever.
>>44242740
Behold, the true face of autism.
> Be me running a campaign
> three regulars and one guy who can only show up once in a while because of work
> the three regulars are pretty chill: a cleric, a barbarian and a ranger/archer type
> the fourth guy is a wizard and tends to sort of 'take charge' of the group when he's there
> I meet a guy playing Warhammer who says he's interested in playing in the campaign
> he's never really RP'd before but he's always wanted to try but his regular Warhammer group are all normies
> I ask the group, the three regulars are down, but the guy who only shows up from time to time isn't so sure
> next week my three regulars sit down with the new guy who is playing a fighter and is very chill
> he just sort of tags along and beats guys up with the barbarian when shit goes down
> it's actually one of the best sessions we've had
> the next three weeks wizard guy is absent and honestly the new group of four is way better gelled than that old group had been
> new guy is coming into his own and has become sort of 'second in command' to the barbarian who has come forward as leader
>>44263090
> then wizard guy comes back
> right off the bat he starts trying to make snide comments and generally be a dick to new guy (who isn't really new any more)
> it's super fucking uncomfortable and the three regulars are all kind of shooting me looks like 'do something!'
> about 45 minutes in we're taking a break and wizard goes out for a smoke
> new guy goes 'oh I'll come too'
> weird, he's never smoked at our group before
> not even two minutes later they both come back in
> wizard guy's eyes are all red and his hair is messed up
> I ask him if he's OK and he says he's fine and we get back to the session
> no more friction, wizard guy just sort of goes along with everything barbarian guys says
> after the session wizard guy is out the door like a fucking lightning bolt
> I ask new guy what's up
> he says 'oh I had a talk with him'
>Turns out when wizard guy went to light his smoke new guy just grabbed him by the throat and slapped the fuck out of him.
> Wizard guy never comes back, fighter guy is now a regular in our group.
>>44261612
Oh, yeah, I played a barbarian as super dumb despite him having an 8 Int because we used standard array.
It was kind of a running gag I made sure the others were okay with and didn't get out of hand.
The wizard, being a bit of a dick and a bit tired of Mr. Notsobright yammering about inane things, gave him a set of fake keys to get him to go away.
So I had the barb try them on every lock he could find before returning and telling said wizard he was stupid for carrying a set of keys that didn't open anything.
The wizard player's face was priceless.
>>44263102
That's amazing. I have no idea who is actually in the wrong here but it's amazing.
>>44240993
You sound alright anon. You clearly want to engage with the game, which makes you a good player.
I'd enjoy having you in one of my games. Don't think there's any problem with you.
>>44263149
Meh. Wizard guy told me all about it in hopes of getting me to ban the guy from the group and when I refused he even went to the owner of the FLGS and tried to get him to ban our group.
FLGS guy was just like 'never fucking again' and I said, 'I promise it won't happen again' and he was cool with it.
Wizard guy was really irregular in his appearances and the other four were all FLGS regulars even if new guy was new to our group.
Money talks.
>>44263322
What a crybaby. If wizard guy gave a shit why didn't he just call the cops?
>>44263356
Pretty sure petty assault is a misdemeanor here.
The guy wasn't injured, just embarrassed.
>>44257884
>Not drinking glorious dark stouts instead.
>>44263102
>using eloquently simple violence to solve his problems
Yep, he's a barbarian alright.
>>44235699
My worst expirience is when a friend and I planned a huge campaign, but everyone drifted apart after one session.
Been trying to find a stable group ever since.
>>44235699
Dude, why wouldn't there be THAT GIRL GMs?
Not to go into antiwomen bullshit, but there are assholes of all kinds out there!
For example, one time I went to a game organised by the teachers in my school when I was 17. Who would have guessed those guys even gamed? The average age all around was 50, but seeing as they all worked with tons of people all day and were nice, I assumed they'd be cool and not the "antisocial awkward loner" image I had of gamers.
Turns out that rolling dice turns their GM into a kid-hating asshole
>I get bullied by my own teachers that I considered as nice fun guys, if kinda old
>Get forced to lick their spilled drink off my Tshirt
>lose a father figure that day
>end up running out of the room when they start going too far after the beer arrives
But at least I discovered that /tg/ games had sweet books! So I did buy one in the end, and eventually got my friends to play.
>>44263119
>>44263544
This is why intimidate should be optional as a strength check.
>>44248974
Heroin
>>usually a DM
>>get invited to play a pathfinder game
>>specifically asked to build a meat shield
>>build a tanky elf spear fighter with mithril armor, designed for Mage disruption
>>right before the session the DM not only takes away my expensive armor, but the spear which I focused most of my abilities on
>>wearing leather and wielding a longsword
>>because I was a slave for whatever reason
>>DMs fat Asian gf is playing a DMPC
>it's an Npc in a prewritten adventure but she's a high level sorceress
>>calls me a faggot in character
>>be a faggot irl
>>trip with my longsword and start interrupting spells
>>she eventually makes a concentration roll after I've landed ~50 damage
>sets me on fire for about half my health
>gives out the quest in the most grating "haughty" voice
>>die to a summoned lion while the rest of the party does ranged attacks
>>44241040
when you said you wanted to be the dog we thought you meant the piece
