What if Elves were more like spiders?
>>44223180
....they'd be Drow?
>>44223180
What ifhumanswere more like spiders?
>>44223180
What if elves were more like sandwiches?
>>44223201
Are Drow spider-like?
>>44223180
The real question is, who would then rape the elves?
What if the world was made of pudding?
>>44223293
>B-B-but Eight Leeegs....
>Eight vagina's my boi.
>>44223180
They would be nice and gentle people, best friends of humanity.
>>44223453
Seven.
SEVEN vagina's.
>>44223230
more than elves that's for sure
>>44223301
And with that, I'll be in my bunk
>>44223493
Maybe more.Imagine...
>>44223493
>>44223180
gonna need a bigger boot
Capturing them alive would be more profitable in dwarf fortress. As where it's currently much better to just kill them.
>>44223180
What if OP was more like a not-faggot?
>>44223551
>>44223180
If the elves are spiders, then the dwarves have to be lizards, and that's not a world I want to play in.
>>44223180
Then my magical realm would be complete.
>>44223180
better
>>44223228
You mean if Elves were all adopted by Dorfs?
This is from a porno movie called 'Along Came a Spider'.
It will show you why your idea is terrible.
>>44225309
Not spider-enough, no fap.
What if spiders were more like elves?
>>44223214
Marvel already did that.
>>44225392
No one would like spiders.
>>44225425
No one likes elves.
>>44225309
My elves are actually non sentient trees. It's how I keep my setting fresh
>>44223180
What if spiders were more like Elves?
>>44225392
They'd be a lot less scary.
>>44225309
>Making the face the spider part instead of the body
You fucked up.
What if elves were more like jumping spiders? They kill and eat humans by executing sophisticated sneak attacks and deception, using their superior intelligence and perception, but they need to observe their prey for a long time in order to come up with such a plan.
>>44223453
no its "7 vagonias"
>>44223473
A spider crawled onto somebody's keyboard.
>>44223180
then they would make webs and shit and can only drink their food. they would also have to be tiny in order to move around effectively.
>>44225402
Fine what about ants?
