New If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device episode.
http://youtu.be/M56aycpd9kAKitten is black. GW is sure to send a C&D now.
I wonder when will Emps send Smurfs to capture Shadowsun and have her prance about the palace in sexy maid costume. Just to troll Kitten.
This series is top tier. Though it makes me feel even worse for Magnus poor guy needs a break
>>44210425
It's been a while since last time i laughed at one of these
Would GW send a C&D?
>>44210643
Wouldn't they?
>>44210649
Pls no
>>44210653
Unlike those other idiots, these guys aren't profiting.
They're within the realm of parody.
Does Bruva frequent /tg/
>>44210809
Probably.
SPEK TO US IF UR HERE.
Then again, he went with "Ground Marines" to poke fun at Stormcast Eternals which is more Whineseer while we've been mostly saying "Sigmarines" since they were just a bad rumor.
>>44210809
He knows of the chapter master game, I am quite sure he does.
>>44210507
........get off the Four-Choir Kitten
>>44210507
Kitten, you need to let go. This isn't healthy.
>>44210809
We love you Papa Alfa!
>>44210507
Little Kitten, why chase a Xeno Whore when your battle brothers are right here?
>>44210559
well emps got his soul back so there's that
>>44210425
How does Kitten fit into that armor? It looks so small compared to his oiled, well toned frame.
>>44212699
It's taken off piece by piece if marine armor is anything to go by.
>>44210425
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>44210582
you actually laughed at one of them?
>>44210680
How the fuck was Duke profiting off of CM you moron?
>>44210809
Probably not, though a lot of members of his fan group come here.
>>44212856
He had a patron page, but it was a blackshirt that got him in trouble.
>>44212856
He sold shirts.
You can patreon a parody, you can't sell merchandise.
>>44210425
Stop shilling this unfunny shit here
>>44213680
>I don't like this thing
>This thing therefore is shilling
What the fucking hell is wrong with /tg/? Why did "stop "shilling" X because i don't like it" become a meme?
>>44213712
/v/ made shilling a meme both because they're /pol/'s "not-gay but still have gay sex" partner and because it cannot appreciate, only hate. Also because its made up of children and manchildren to whom the concept of bringing others into your fanbase is offensive on a spiritual level.
Since /tg/ is more mature (in that it understands economics better) and less arbitrarily prone to hate as initial response, most /tg/ anons realize the thing to do when you find something you like is to get it more exposure.
You find a good new game, you run a General. You find good new models, you post some and basically say what you think of them. You find a good web series, you post links to new eps and talk about them.
To /v/, we're corporate whores and happy merchants. From the /tg/ perspective, we're sticking it to GW/WotC and being Dwarfs.
>>44210425
Absolutely beautiful. It's gonna be a pain to wait for the next season.
>>44213712
/tg/ has literally literally had employees come here to advertise their game's kickstarters before. /v/'s shilling complaints are legitimate, because corporate employees have been paid to advertise there in the past.
>>44213890
So?
Calling someone a shill does nothing. If you ignore it, a thread will reach 404 and if the advertise in unrelated threads they get a ban.
On the other hand, you get faggots who call anyone who says anything good about anything a shill.
>>44210425
VUUUUUULKAAAN LIIIIVES
>>44213799
That's....a good way to put it, yeah.
>>44210425
you would be expected to check the catalog before risking to make redundant threads
>>44207550
>>44212856
is it even true that he got a C&D? wasn't it all just an "in case of"
is he even doing spess commander anymore? or whatever name chapter master should be called now
>>44210425
>Make him repent, Asmodai.
>REPENTMOTHERFUCKER
kek
>>44214297
Duke retired from CM shortly after he de-40k-ified it. Some other guys at bay12 are currently working on it.
>>44214410
I thought you guys were referring to the team that made the Kaldor Draigo cartoon.
>>44214478
this guy did>>44210680, everyone else moved to talk about duke instead, I don't get how people didn't get it, but eh, lets talk about that anyway, I said to myself.
>>44214123
>"Father, your sweetheart was i, ROGAL DORN."
THE PLOT HAS TWISTED!
>>44214539
DOUBLE SHOCKER!
>>44214539
>Update
One thing I'm thinking there, Primarchs are bigger than Space Marines. is he like, squished up in there or is the armor actually largely hollow and doesn't function as centurion armor?
>>44214588
Could just be that Dorn is a Futurama head now.
Or that's the set-up of a joke next season.
>>44214588
Have you seen the size comparison picture with Centurions?
>>44214629
no but ofc you're going to post it right
When will Kitten admit to having his Heart crushed by a Tau
>>44215652
At some point the Emperor should get tired of him shitting on the Tau and secretly have Sicarius sent to kidnap Shadowsun and drag her to the Imperial Palace so that they can get back together and he can shut up.
>Hay teegerz the latest episode of X is out XD
I never got the point of these threads. If I gave a single shit about your faggy web series/webcomic/animango/cartoon, wouldn't I already be keeping up with it?
>>44215841
If I gave a single shit about your faggy traditional games, wouldn't I already be keeping up with it?
It's almost as if this is some sort of imageboard designed for fans of things to talk about those things.
>>44213799
>Since /tg/ is more mature
All the keks
>>44215867
Nah, I'm pretty sure this board was created to discuss traditional games, not retarded self-important websites.
>>44213799
Agree with the majority, but would add that shill posts really do occur - whether OP is paid or not - and are irritating spam because they follow such an insultingly lazy formula:
"What does /tg/ think about [link]?"
Fuck that. /tg/ should sticky that, at minimum, shills *pretend* to have just discovered X and/ or to have /tg/-related questions about things revealed about X by a casual googling of the subject.
OP, in this thread's case, is a blogger rather than a shill, but still an irritating spammer for using the lazy "hurr [link] durr" formula. This is frogpost-tier noise and all three forms of faggotry - shillpost, frogpost, blogpost - ought to be punishable offenses.
Thinking about it, I'm ready to include "Excuse me" spam in the filter, too.
My 2p.
>>44214539
that sentence sounds horrible when out of context.
>>44216000
I'm a /v/irgin so believe me when I say.
The idiots who make posts complaining about the shills are more annoying than the actual shills shilling their product.
Especially when you make hate threads just to complain about how much people are shilling "X" on the board.
It ruined /v/ and it'll ruin /tg/ if you keep it up.
Ah, another glourious victory for I, Cato Sicarius! Truly, there is no greater!Too bad we never found out WHY the Ultramarines are so dam good.
>>44216302
Shill detected
>>44212418
SHUT UP BAMBI
>>44216390
For every thread that a shill makes, haters will make 2-5 threads complaining about it.
Prove me wrong.
>>44216467
There are currently three threads devoted to this shitty YouTube circlejerk and bone made against it.
Checkmate, shill.
>>44210425
>All the Primarchs are popping up
>Soon we'll have a cutaway with the rest of the living traitor primarchs arguing about silly chaos shit with Abaddon or their patron gods.
>Next episode will have badmouthing/pointing out best parts of the Space Wolves
Yis
>>44214539
>IT WAS ME! DIO-RN!
>>44215906
I'll never get tired of this gif.
>>44215746
But she is only ser for farsight isn't she?
>>44215652
Im curious to know why he would travel to the eastern fringes. He certainly had the time.
Last bump
>>44214123
*STOMP STOMP*
>>44215923
>Being this salty over someone making a fairly well done 40k webseries
Just hang yourself pls.
>>44218464
>40k
>well done
Kek
>fanfiction
>well done
Higher kek
>40k fanfiction
>well done
Top kek
>>You have been exposed to so much lubricated skin that you fantasize about big, exotic, crust covered men to take you to a land where a thousand volcano cannons explode in your face
>>True, but that's not the point!
This made me lose my shit laughing
>>44216389
because guilieman like the emperor became a god by being interned on a throne with because the people of ultramar worship him for giving them a decent standard of living
>>44218839
>Guilleman is secretly a psyker
>he is redirecting all his worship-energy to make the Ultramarines the best
That actually makes sense.
>>44218884
the ultramariens are receiving divine intervention from gullieman
>>44218552
>Hue kek lul things I dont like aren't well done
Great meme senpai glad to know there are people just as autistic as I am.
I'm going to need a loop of the VULKAN LIVES with the footstomp.
>>44219437
It's the vuvuzela that sells it
>>44216000
Eh. Asking /tg/ about the pros and cons of a new system is generally how I judge whether that thing is worth taking more of a look into, since those threads tend to be strangely rational about the topic.
>>44216000
No one cares about your blog faggot.
So is Rogal gonna punch Magnus in the cock
>>44220989
>Implying Magnus has a cock anymore
Libido gets in the way of study, anon.
>>44221008
Is Rogal gonna punch Magnus period
>>44221017
Probably.
>>44210425
>exclusively floppy reproductive organs
>I am the greatest forgefather!
Yes you are He'stan, yes you are.
>>44210425
>no custodes theme when Kitten get stripped by force
Absolutely dropped.
>>44221980
the theme comes not from the nakedness but the attitude
Gotta ask. How spot on are the Dark Angels ?
>>44222988
Given that the Dark Angels are NOT HERETICS but the video suggests that they MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO HIDE they are NOT SPOT ON AT ALL.
>>44222988
Obsessive compulsion towards secrecy? extreme paranoia? a willingness to go to war with other groups of the Imperium to protect their secret?
Spot fucking on.
>>44214539
if ....Dorn was still around why did he let the Imperium got to shit?
>>44224282
Probably got lost in the palace.
>>44224282
He's been FORTIFYING.
Actually, how the hell did the Inquisition manage to get into a fortress that Dorn's living in?
>>44224337
They were let in, of course.
>>44224282
Technically you could make the same argument for any of the Primarchs who were still around during the Empire's decline.
How many were still around during the age of Apostasy? Genuine question, I don't know. Weren't some only "Killed" recently?
>>44219043
Either that or Tzeentch is backing them up for shiggles.
>>44210425
>Kitten is black
He is tanned-brown.
How the fuck he's tanned if he never leaves his armor? Clearly custodes armor is doubled as a sunbed
>>44210643
ask Flashgitz
>>44224282
He's been hanging around as a random Imperial Fist, trying to protect his chapter and its successors. It's only now that he's heard of the Emperor speaking and decided he can go to help fix the Imperium. He spent a few months hanging around as a Centurion first, in order to monitor his father and make sure he hadn't been driven crazy by ten thousand years of agony.
>>44224461
>How the fuck he's tanned if he never leaves his armor?
How the fuck Drow are jet black if they never leave their underground domain?
>>44224461
>how the fuck is he his own skin color
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melanin
>>44224506
They got magic'd you idjiot.
Also they're fetish fuel.
>>44224516
it's funny because you can't read or have comprehension.
>>44224535
Okay I know you're on /tg/ and that means the outside world is scary, but look at a black person.
The majority of them are that color.
Are you even trying anon?
>>44224547
Let me explain it for you, since you clearly HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE BLACK.
Kitten's skin color is tanned (Pic related) or brown-ish at best, not full on black (if you've ever seen any actual african you'd know this).
I know this because I see shitload of tanned people each day, props of living in a country with sun.
It was a joke about the general custode's fabulousness/latent faggotry, but I guess your autism blinded you again
>>44224569
>Kitten's skin color is tanned (Pic related)
Not them, but you know that's a picture of a black person, right?
>>44224587
Truly, the pasty white basement dweller throws his bait.
>>44224587
/tg/ doesn't know what black people are.
Which is odd because there's a few black people that come down to my local gameshop to play Yu-Gi-Oh! or Magic with the local grognards.
>>44224518
And Kitten got pyschic'd you idjot.
Also they're (the custodes) fetish fuel.
>>44224461
Because his base form was Latino or Mulatto, or do Latinos and Mulattos lose color after years and years without sun?
He has UV lights under his armor, standard procedure to kill most virus because he's constantly near a patient (the Emperor) with its immune system srly damaged, secondary effect is tanning your skin.
You are weeeak Vulkan.
Never imagined Torquemada with spic voice
>>44224936
Shut up, brain-ghost Ferrus, you are not friend.
>>44225034
YES! YEEEES! I DID IT! I AM BEST FORGEFATHER!
>>44216000
My 2p
Is there a way to forcefully return them to you, like taping them to my fist or something?
>>44212817
Cato Sicarius is honestly funny.
>>44225071
I, for one, also like the egotistical little woad bucket.
>>44224936
>>44225034
>>44225042
best part
sorta puzzled about the bird skull on Vulkan's aquila, was it a gift from corax?
>>44225241
I'm just waiting for someone to make a Red Zone Remix of Vulkan Lives.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tESbYRTMA4w
>>44224618
>/tg/ doesn't know what black people are
no, /tg/ knows how colours work and look
>>44225241
P.sure it's supposed to be a salamander skull or something
>>44225581
oh yeah, cool
>>44225241
its from one of these dragon things on his planet
I wonder if they are ever gonna do something with Magnus and the Blood Ravens since they are pretty much renmants of 1k sons
Time to kick this series into an overdrive!
>>44225581
Wondering how the Iron Hands will react when they learn the ghost of Ferrus Manus haunts Vulkan and the latter has enough of the first one's haunting...
>>44225950
It's going to end with the Blood Ravens being on suicide watch.
>>44225950
>"So...uuuh...supposedly, I'm kind of your....grandfather..."
And then they steal his armor.
>"Wait whatthe....Uuuuggghhh, fucking teenagers."
>you will never have Ferrus Manus' head floating around calling you weak and pushing you to greater and greater feats of strength.
...or FEATS OF IRON..
>>44215906
Buddy have you seen /pol/ and /v/? It's like both boards are entirely populated by Cartman from South Park.
>>44226115
And don't even get me STARTED on /trash/ and /b/
>>44225950
Refresh my memory, what's the basis for that again?
>>44226175
Before Prospero got sacked, Magnus sent a cult away from the Legion to do something. Since they didn't get sucked into the warp, it's pretty much assumed they just ended up somewhere long enough to just set themselves up as a legitimate Space Marine chapter.
>>44226276
>>44226175
Not to mention they had the Blood Ravens colour scheme, was named after Ravens and the whole prophecy about them. Raven of blood seeking knowledge.
>>44226175
goto kicked it off (probably from their setting notes) with his dawn of war omnibus
the HH series has taken the torch and had a few explicit references of its own
>>44226276
>>44226297
>>44226323
Huh. 'Kay then. Is that omnibus worth checking out?
>>44226728
goto's not known for writing too well
>>44214351
>REPENT MOTHERFUCKER
>mfw
>>44224461
>He is tanned-brown
He is canonically brownish.
>>44226115
Not that anon, but /v/ can be civil...sometimes. That is if you'll go and try to start something constructive in a thread. If you start with something stupid, then it ends fatally.
Also it's suffering from people posting Undertale 24h a day non-stop so /v/ is now a hornets' nest.
I was only twice on /pol/, so I dunno about how it is all the time.
So Vulkan is going to be a shonen protagonist? what with all that stuff about the power of friendship.
>>44224952
His name is Torquemada. What did you think he sounded like, Aryan Whitemansen?
>>44229071
I think more a nice guy who can bust chaos termi skulls with his shiny bald head
>>44210507
with that body and Face only one can Wish that this would come true.
>>44218552
And yet thus is what's happened
>>44228743
Lots of religious ethnic nationalist ideological conflict and accusations mental disorders
>>44224618
I'm aCaribbeanask me about black people
>>44230759
Why are Haitians so subhuman while Dominicans are civilized.
>>44230833
Ehhh depends on where you live
Atleast where I lived there was a skew towards the latter being sub and the former being generally chill
>>44230759
Much of my family is fromBarbadosdoes everyone else also thinkJamaicansare the scum of the Islands?
>>44231536
Haven't they got the highest murder rate in the Western hemisphere?
>>44230605
Ouch. That's too much for me.
>>44224379
blue armour man
BLUE ARMOUR
>>44233466Guess who else has blue and gold armour?
>>44226728
only if you like terminators pulling backflips, transforming rhinos, unnecessary eldar torture scenes that drag on forever and MULTILAZERS ON EVERYTHING
>>44232686
Yea best to stay away unless you can handle the intensity of fullblown free speech
>>44230511
that abomination is horrifically deformed and should have been put down at birth
this is a real tau woman
>>44226728
yes, but for the wrong reasons
Unlike the current crop of shitty 40k novels, it's at least somewhat hilarious.
>>44233647
>that abomination is horrifically deformed and should have been put down at birth
this is a real tau woman
Ayy Lmao
OP doesn´t know true Tau Women
>>44233614
Just because people are speaking freely doesn't make them not fucktards.
Hardcore SJWs on tumblr are also exercising free speech, doesn't mean I wanna listen to them.
>>44234354
True.
>>WHY. DO. I. GET. THE. ONLY. WATCHER. IN. THE. DARK. THAT SPEAKS!
>>44235065
We need a gif of that and the part where he asks Asmodai to make the two marines repent.
>>44233647
Holy shit, someone actually SAVED that image I spent, like, 5 minutes in MS Paint on?
>>44233602
>eldar torture scenes that drag on forever
I was kind of iffy before but I guess I'll check it out.
>>44230511So when are we getting a picture of them out of their armor?
>>44216576
The real problem is 15 quest threads.
Those are the cancer killing /tg/.
They aren't a traditional game or related to one.
>>44235155
I'm personally after a gif of VULKAN LIVES!
>>44241633
Of course of course
>>44210425
Would they reveal that everyone were Alpharius?
I used to think that Kitten is Omegon .
>>44229501
he's white
>>44243444
maybe he is, or maybe not.
who knows.
>>44243444
nice trips.
After the reveal about Centurian, maybe they go for "ultrasmurfs were alpha legion all along " joke.
>>44243535
>maybe they go for "ultrasmurfs were alpha legion all along " joke.
>implying that's a joke
>>44233647
Why are tau drones so cute?
>>44224461
He is black you retard. The emperor calls him black, the only reason he calls himself brown is because he was comparing himself to the Salamanders who are as black as people from Argentina.
>>44245876
He's not, at best he's Hispanic or north African.
>>44247009
He's black enough for the Emperor and presumably the creator to consider him such. Does it really fucking matter you retard? I bet you are from /pol/ and are just butthurt at the idea of the protagonist of something you like being black.
>>44245390
because they're always shown next to the ugliest beings in the universe
>>44247678
Kitten, my nipples are quivering, that means you are lying about something.
did anyone realize that at the song at the start, when the prhase "the death of the sun" appears, it changes to "son" for a split second?
>>44250453
Yeah, what about it?
>>44210425
>Vuvuzelas
>Football chant
I was not prepared. The spasming animation topped it off.
>Dorn
Is that an absurdly good impersonator or did they actually get Paul Dobson?
>>44247638
>being this much of a faggot
He is quite literally not sub-saharan, which is what people mean when they say balck.
If I were from /pol/ I would have insisted that he was an exceptionally tan Aryan, you double nigger.
>>44251256
i wanted the VULKAN LIVES scene to be a bit longer but it was still great.
>>44233965
I'd hit it
>>44216647
I'm certain the episode on Space Wolves will include a few mandatory furry jokes. I'm not sure if I should fear or welcome that.
>>44217873
Of course. She likes his bigsword
>>44255132
>fear
Furfag detectedOr worse, a space yiff player
>Then what in the fuck are you trying to say
Not going to lie, I got chills.
>>44238383
when their is peace between our peoples
>>44255202
But kitten said the tau females lust for "greater goods". And Shadowsun knew Farsight before she found Kitten. So Kitten clearly has to be the one with the bigger guardian spear.
>>44226174
>>44226115
I dont know why i'm still going to /v/, probably because /vg/ is slow.
>>44210809
>>44211000
I'm a bruva of the alfa legion, did a voice of one of the mooks in one of Karl's videos, a bit distant from the legion most of the time just due to life but i try to get involved. The general response if no anon we don't want to hear about what you found on 4chan.
>>44241633
>tribalism.jpg
>>44255132
i get the feeling the space wolves will be like crazy cat ladies, but with wolves.
>>44261973
he general response IS no anon we don't want to hear about what you found on 4chan.
fucking typos
>>44262072
Is there even a proper end for LCB?
>>44263968
There's a widely-accepted one, but nobody actually wrote it, they just all decided "You know what, fuck it, she found him, had his kid, everyone is happy forever"Then they write fapfics
>>44210425
Cringeworthy and bad.
>>44261870
Did you really expect a filthy xenos to be better than a mighty human in any way? Next time you think of such stuff, report to your local commissar to get *BLAM*'d
>>44258603
Mad emprah is scary emprah
>>44231536
As aJamaicanI take offense to that and in response I like to request that you go SUK YAH MADDA
>>44215906
More mature than /v/ is a really, really low bar to clear.
This series is kinda cringey though, desu.
>>44264005
Do u have some links?for the fapfics
>>44266321http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Category:Stories/Love_Can_Bloom
>>44267041
thanks
