How would you feel about a game where you play as the personification of various countries and other nation states
>>44190813
Only if you can play as Ireland
>>44190835
>that guy detected
>>44190813
>/int/ the game
>balancedexcept for bosnia
Why?
>>44190813
Not sure if I'd be able to pull it off. Never really got Hetalia and all that. But if I had to pick from the girls in your pic, I'd be Shooty Mexico. Ai Dios mío, esos volantes.
>>44190813
>you will never bury yourself to the hilt in Brazil's tight bunda while whispering "7-1" in her ear and listening to her sob
>>44190813
>Russia just pillow forts in the cold
accurate.
>>44190813
>America less powerful than Belgium
Say that to our fucking face, Belgium
>>44190813
>Korea
>Not Even Best Korea
Lame.
>>44190947
>It's the fucking football teams
How did I not realize this...
>>44190813
So all I can tell from these is that 'Magic' is a stat given to countries with no redeeming qualities as a consolation prize.
>>44190947
Look, any honest and reasonably informed Russian knows that the Soviet Union was a train wreck. Everyone wanted it to be better, but it had to stop because it just was not going to get better and everyone was generally extremely disappointed with how it turned out in practice.
Great Patriotic War aside, it needn't be aggrandized.
And anyways, it's hard to say anyone really won that between Russia and Germany either. Russia just lost "less", and while the aftermath of WW2 was like falling in the outhouse, Germany came out eating a ham sandwich. Russia is still arguably shaking the filth of it's feet and doesn't have the best grip on the edge of the hole, either. It might end up in the muck again.
>>44190813
Switch france stats with that of bosnia.
Still not balanced but accurate.
>>44191010
You do understand that these stats are representative of the abilities of National football teams, and not military power, yes? And that Belgium is currently the top ranked country by FIFA, while the USA is somewhere in the 30s.
>>44191192
You mean soccer
>>44191245
Only the USA and Ireland call it Soccer. It's Football.
>>44190813
As before each time this picture has come up, build a team of four.
Just to prove this is about the soccer teams, the artist made more pictures as the tournament went on.
>>44191298
>>44191326
>>44191339
I'm personally a fan of Argentina's presentation.
You can even see the stars they carry, representing their tournament wins.
>>44191360
>>44191385
>>44191298
I would have loved to see more images of my country....but my country just can't win at the game no matter what, or they are just plain shit (my money is on the latter). We even supposedly invented the modern sport.....England y u do dis!?!
>>44191396
And your winners.
>>44191401
I've often wondered why it's an "England" Team for international competition, rather than a "UK" Team.
And the trophy, for good measure.
>>44191427
Because we all hate each other. There was a football game once where the Scottish fans had a singing match against the Welsh fans, and they were fighting over who hated us (the English) more.
>>44191401
For what it's worth, England's kinda cute in her own kinda way.
>Hearing Brian Blessed cheer for you
>>44191455
But for other events, like the Olympics, you go in as the UK
>>44191457
>Nike logos everywhere all over her
Literally wat
>>44191427
Also....as an Englishman....I am really interested in the upcoming UEFA championship next year. Although they are Welsh, I am actually rooting for the Welsh team. First time in it, and I hope you take it by storm!
>>44190813
>>44191277
>Japan
>Mexico
>Argentina
>Ivory Coast
It's a relatively well-rounded team where everyone helps pick up the slack of the others, especially Japan.
Japan is the spunky protagonist, Mexico is the lighthearted friend, Argentina is the wise mystic, and Ivory Coast is the strong and quiet type who can be a genuinely nice person.
>>44190813
>all those European countries not wearing hijabs
How unrealistic
>>44191298
Please tell me there is one of Germany fucking Brazil in the ass with a strap-on.
>>44191492
Ok, had a look because you sparked my interest. It's because all 4 constituent countries of the UK had national football teams before the FIFA administration was set up. There were championships between all 4 countries a good 20 years before FIFA.
>>44191567
Unfortunately, no: there is no picture I'm aware of showing Semifinals Brazil taking it in all holes from Germany.
>>44191492
Ok, had a look because you piqued my interest. It's because all 4 constituent countries of the UK had national football teams and played tournaments against each other a good 20 years before the setting up of FIFA
>>44190813
Jokes aside, personifications of countries is an incredibly retarded and autistic idea. Most nations beyond the size of a backyard get way too complex.
Now, personifications of intranational entities like states or better yet cities, that might work.....
>>44191457
>Special Ability: Blessed Call
England roars with the force of Brian Blessed's Yeti Call, stunning her opponent.
>>44191590
Then why do we bother to live, anon?
>>44191604
>New York City is a grizzled old immigrant constantly annoyed at his hipster nephew who just moved in
I dig it.
>>44190813
>Bosnia
>Shit at everything
Serb propaganda detected
>>44191590
Surely there has to be somewhere. That's just how the internet works.
>>44191604
It doesn't have to be the personification of a country itself. You could pull a G Gundam and have a representative of each country compete on their behalf. Look at Japan up there; she's playing Ultraman because that's what Japan does.
>>44191672
>Posting redditball
>>44191672
Serbia didn't even qualify, so their/her stats are probably even worse.
>>44191622
>>44191688
If you can't draw it yourself, you can at least writefag about it. Make your dreams come true, anon.
>>44191670
New York is big enough that it would have to be divided into a cranky team of five waifu boroughs.
With Staten Island as the token loli.
>>44191672
>Polandball
Disgusting
>>44191670
Paris is an expensive whore.
>>44191714
>Brazil comes in super-confident; they're the ones hosting this tournament now, and they're one of the greatest competitors in the world
>There's no way Brazil could lose at home, not here in the semifinals
>What happened all those years ago against Uruguay was a fluke; there's no such thing as a curse
>As she waved to the unending tide of fans watching her around the world, Brazil knew in her heart she couldn't possibly lose
>Right?
>>44191670
What could Rome be?
>>44191670
>Dublin as a drunkard who would actually be kind of good if he wasn't drunk of his head all the time.
>>44191850
A bitter, useless old man who constantly tells anyone who'll listen about his glory days as a champion when he was young.
>>44191670
>New Orleans as a southern belle who acts the part of a respectable lady, but is actually a raging slut.
>>44191670
So the US has a whole string of crack whores along the rust belt?
Are younger towns over in the west younger girls? Is Los Angeles a spoiled, bratty loli?
>>44192265
Los Angeles founded 1781. Not old as far as cities in general go, but pretty old for a North American city. So, more like a snobbish teenager.
>>44192386
Good point. A snobbish Latina teenager.
>Colombia
Fucking Valderrama ruined us all.
I would play Colombia as a well-meaning coffee farmer.Or be lazy and be a drug trafficker
>>44192265
>>44192386
I think a lot of these city descriptions are poisoned by the negative connotations we have of whatever cities we're talking about. If we want the tone of the city show to be petty and mean, then fine, but I would prefer something close to the tone of the OP pic, where everybody is proud, happy, and trooping out what's special about themselves.
>>44190813 why isn't England using a longbow? I'm more disappointed than I probably should be
>>44192618
I think the artist wanted to include a soccer ball in the design somewhere.
>>44192618
Because although English armies have the renown for using the weapon, a lot of the men actually trained in them originally came from Wales.
>>44190813
Phew, at least the stats are totally random.
![beerkill[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/OHavJSm.gif "beerkill[1].gif")
>>44191714
I imagine score-as-orgasms.
>they go at it
>Germany: DEUTSCHE PRAZISION!
>Brazil has no choice as she loses control of her body to the superior skills and movement of the mighty Teutonic Terror
>seven brain-destroying goals later, Germany realizes she hasn't gotten off herself
>gives Brazil a pity cum as a finisher.
>'
Sie sehen? nicht ohne Gnade!'
>>44192503
>Implying a bratty teenager Los Angeles wouldn't have a secret creative and soft side.
>>44192793
She only acts like a bitch to hide her insecurities.
>>44192661
Yes but like you said the English armies have the renown. Again, probably more disappointed than I should be
>>44190813
>all of south america
god damn, my dick
>>44193246
>Wanting to bang Chile, Ecuador or Honduras
>>44190813
I'm still salty that Canada didn't make it. At least I can revel in the endless tears of Brazilian children watching their heroes fail before their very eyes. Yes, I still have my recording of the match, and I will never delete it.
>>44193304
Not them, but graceful Elven Argentina however.....Teasing her about the Falklands mid-coitus.
>>44193432
Was 7-1 confirmed to be the worst loss ever in Brazilian history?
>>44191557
Who let /pol/ in here?
>>44190813
>Germany
>Just a German anime character put into some armor
Lazy fucks.
>>44193501
He's not wrong though. Watch the news sometime.
>>44193504
What did you expect? When Japan thinks of Germany, they think of Asuka.
>>44193530
I prefer not to think of Japan much if possible. Just makes me sound like an angry murloc.
>>44192646
A lot of them have swords.
What do swords have to do with soccer?
Do you know something I don't?
>>44193568
I don't hear people complaining about Mexico's old rifle.
>>44191245
>American football
>You only kick the ball after a touchdown and when you're punting
>foot
This triggers my autism
>>44193230
Probably because Wales was nothing more than principality back then. Not a country but just a piece of territory annexed by England. So similar to what most people do these days, just labelled them all English and be done with it.
>>44193478
It's arguably the worst loss in Sports history. Definitely the most humiliating. And what's more it basically destroyed Brazil as a team, considering they didn't qualify for the 2017 FIFA cup.
>>44193633
>>You only kick the ball after a touchdown
they're thinking of changing that rule I hear
another american football league did that back.
>>44191339
>something something, dyke, something something...
Those windmill wings tho
>>44190813
You can bet your sweet bonnet I'd play as AMERICA.
>>44193752
That pic was an emotional rollercoaster into hysterical laughter
the uk is a proper lady!
>>44191033
I'm guessing perhaps it was intended more like their chances of pulling off an underdog story in the World Cupso, basically, yes. Booby prize
>>44191267
Irish Fag here, We call it football, not soccer. You're on your own there America
>>44191298
>dat outfit
She was asking for it.
>>44190813
My interest in this proposition depends on which, if any, of the following I can play as:
Prussia
North German Federation
Holy Roman Empire
Teutonic Order-State
Kingdom of Jerusalem
Kingdom of Bohemia
Kingdom of Bavaria
Austro-Hungarian Empire
Carolingian Empire
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
Angevin Union
Kalmar Union
Byzantine Empire
Yugoslavia
Papal State
Imperial Germany
Bonepartist France
Swedish Empire
Pilsudski-ist Poland
Ataturk-ist Turkey
The Danelaw
Kingdom of Saxony
>>44193478
they lost 8-2 back in the 20s but results that old hardly count.
>>44195752
wow you chose the most autistic countries possible well done anon
>>44190813
I think it would result in an embarrassing oversimplification and blatant misunderstanding of different nation's culture and history. Imagine all the obnoxious japan players, and the ironic 'mericans.
>>44191192
Then we shouldn't even be on there. We should have had something better to do than play the third most boring sport ever invented. Maybe there is technically a team that claims to be ours, but they do not speak for us. Do not let them play tie-0-0-ball with you.
>>44195911
I do my best
>>44190813
>depiction of Iran has a face covering veil
this triggers me
>Australia
>More powerful than the US
>>44195752
Only one of those kind of exists anymore. Those old editions were terrible, anyway.
>>44191607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo3cRMrQzn8
>>44195987
I'm sorry you dont enjoy the Civilization video games anon
>>44190835
Sup Irishbro.
>>44190813
MAGYAR! MAGGGYAAARR!
>>44191893
He's a nice enough drunk but if you catch him at the wrong time, you're in trouble.
>>44191034
The stats are for football.
Unless you mean the filename, then it's just a funny.
>>44193526
Yes he is. Take your horseshit elsewhere.
>>44190813
Have sex with country personification is what I read.
>Slowtugal
>>44193633
Ok, let me tell you WHY it's still called football.
Way back in the early days of American Football it was mostly a college sport. And each school had it's own rules. Some were more like what the rest of the world calls football, some were much more like ruby, some CALLED it football, others Rugby.
Anyway, like I said, each school had it's own rules. And if you played AT a school you had to play by THEIR rules. Even as a visiting team. This was completely fucking bonkers, so when they tried to codify the rules so that everyone had the SAME rules, they had to make certain concessions to get everyone on board. Some schools would only join in if the name remained the same.
Thus, Football, even when there is very little kicking.
>>44194951
>>44193719
>>44193478
>>44193432
>>44190947
That was honestly one of the best World Cups I've watched. It was also the meme-iest.
>5pa1n
>Bra7i1
And best of all, the winning goal of the final scored by none other than
>göt.ze
>>44198357
It seems more like it'd be stats for a fantasy/sci-fi arena combat game that just so happens to be themed after the 2014 World Cup. You'd pick your countries and form a team with them, have them bond with each other, and see how they fare against other teams.
>>44198747
I'd play that game/watch that anime.
>>44198934
Hence building four-man teams like >>44191539.
>>44198628
Yeah it really was.
You could tell that most of the European teams were having problems with the heat and humidity compared to the other nations though. Usually they'd run out of steam around the 70 to 80 minute mark.
Thats why usually a game going to extra time would end up going to penalties, and why there were so many energetic goal saves, because the Keepers were the only ones with any energy left.
Not Germany though.
That year Germany decided that instead of sending a team of flesh and blood humans to Brazil they'd instead field ELEVEN TEUTONIC CYBORGS SENT FROM THE FUTURE TO LIFT THE JULES-REMAI CUP.
...I can't even remember seeing them sweating. It was spooky.
I remember their keeper doing a full Street Fighter 2 TIGER KNEE on a striker who got to close in the final and not even getting a raised eyebrow from the ref for it. But not that.
England meanwhile, went in with our lowest ever expectations, and BOY WAS THAT WHAT WE GOT.
God bless you Costa Rica though for lasting as long as you did.
>>44193633
In the earlier days, field goals were actually much more important due to being worth more points and the ball being rounder and easier to kick. They changed the rules later to make touchdowns worth significantly more than a field goal and thus make the game a little more exiting as there was now a reason move the ball further down the field. Also what >>44198553 said applies as well.
So when are Spain-tan, England-tan and France-tan going to team up and spread imperialism across all the brackets?
>>44190813
Why isn't Chile a qt3.14 roguish scamp?
Remember that theft is part of their culture.
>>44202143
They can spread imperialism across MY bracket if you know what I'm sayin'.
>>44202262
Well, she IS a qt3.14, though whether she's a scamp or not might be debatable.The original pictures don't have the colored skin you see in OP.
>>44193752
>Korean UDT
>Somehow inflitrate house using boat
I fucking lost it
>>44190813
>Be Germany
>Warrior
>"accidentally" push Israel into fire whenever possible
>Be Israel
>Charisma based Thief
>Try to take as much loot as possible without anyone noticing
>Keep trying to hook up America and Euros with gay Sweden and filthy African countries
>Be Japan
>ninja, duh
>Always having ninja fights with China
>Want America's dick
>Be Russia
>Paladin of god of booze
>Drink a ton of vodka
>throws all the empty bottles at America
>Be Mexico
>Ranger who does hit and run combat
>America's Childhood friend
>Keep trying to get in America's pants to live the easy life
>Be Brazil
>Berserker
>Beg for money alot
>get wrecked by Germany in Soccer
>Be Greece
>Disgraced noble sorcerer
>Be Poor as shit and owe a ton of money to loansharks
>Buy a ton of gold jewelry and the best food anyways
>Be Iraq
>Evil mage who creates suicide bombing golems
>Be Britain
>Old man talking about the Good Ol' Days
>Secretly super strong Paladin
>Be America
>Gunner, somehow party face
>Became an adventurer for the FREEDOM of the lifestyle with his childhood friends Canada and Mexico
>Goes around forcing his own brand of justice on everyone wherever he feels like it, regardless of the future consequences
>>44203431
I'd argue that Mexico isn't America's childhood friend. We were at each others throats until maybe 80 years ago?
>>44203506
this
Mexico literally has a Museum of Foreign Aggression, or something along those lines
also that little trick Germany did during the world wars pissed off the US quite a bit
>>44203565
Ok, how about tsundere childhood friend? Now it is more like an anime too.
>>44203765
Mexico-chan says she doesn't care and would hope America-chan just jumps into a ditch one day. Deep down, though, she cares.
>>44191457
>three cats behind her
>notcorgis
>>44193633
Let me trigger your autism a bit more. The thing they use isn't round, so therefore, it is not a ball.
So they have no ball, and only some rare foot interaction with it.
> football
>>44204005
well "hugging pigskin" doesnt sound too fun
unless its like bacon or something
>>44191267
In OZ land it's called Soccer and Football with the same regularity.
But Football is context sensitive as both Rugby and Australian Rules Football are also called Football.
As a solution, it's expected that everyone has encyclopedic knowledge of all teams from all three games so rather then mentioning 'Football', you instead mention your favourite team specifically or open conversation calling another a 'bunch of cunts'.
>>44190813
Judging by those stats?
Australia, always Australia
MAXIMUM POWER, MAXIMUM SPEED, WHO NEEDS ANYTHING ELSE?
>>44204333
That's what they all say until they get zoned out.
>>44204284
I've lived in Australia for years and never heard anyone use "football" to refer to rugby
>>44204284
>or open conversation calling another a 'bunch of cunts'.
Wait, I thought that was "Hello, how are you?"
>>44204078Kongou is best girl.
>>44190813
>America
>Not maxed stats
Jesus. What's the point of our inflated military budget if we don't have max stats?
>>44204688
Read the thread. It's for FOOTBALL! Can't you see the soccer balls on everything?
>>44190813
10/10 would play Australia and hide boner all game.
>>44204752
>implying we wouldn't use our military budget to invent performance enhancing drugs not yet banned
Or what? Did you think the US played fair? When has the US EVER played fair?
Argentina es white
>>44204688
What's magical about the Iron Man suit?
>>44204787
The fact that they aren't really known for their soccer skills beg to differ, either they suck even with enhancing drugs, or they play fair.or maybe they spend said drugs and money in American Football, because they don't give a shit about soccer anyway
>>44204904
I live just outside of Seattle and we seem to care about the Sounders.
Not NEARLY as much as the Seahawks, true, but we care!
>>44204886
Nothin, but you better be damn sure we put a wizard in that shit.
>>44204904
Uh... yeah. Okay. Good point.We did, and don't
>>44190947
Kek at that filename
>>44204525
The two are interchangable yes.
>>44204875
I reverse-image searched to the original image and Argentina actually is white. This image must have been through /int/.
>>44206475
That's correct. The original Argentina picture was white (you can see that Semifinal and Final Argentina are also white). I don't remembered the colored version was posted originally. I just know the statted colored version was created here on /tg/ on a lark.
>>44191192
>Abilities as a team
> Italy with 5 speed and 2 armour
> Cameroon 5 armour
Well, okay then.
>>44203815
>>44203765
>>44203565
>>44203506
I'd think that the whole thing would work better as neighbors really.
Mexico, stop letting your crappy, though admittedly hot, neighbors throw trash into our yard! I mean it! But totally keep bringing us good food and cheap labor, we're way into that. Even when we say we aren't.
And Canada, we're totally cool with. Hokey and Maple Syrup? We love those! Even if she is into some weird shit we don't understand. I mean, curling, really?
>>44204584excellent taste anon
>>44207996
>I mean, curling, really?
no joke my dad who is canadian actually has a Curling trophy
>>44203844
It's a joke on the fact that 1. England's international team has three lions on its crest and 2. England has a fucking awful World Cup track record. Hence, three housecats as opposed to three lions.
Tl , Dr, the literal joke is English footballers are pussies.
>>44190813
>No Canada
Ya dun goof'd
>>44206539
Argentina? More like
Elfgentina
>>44208321
Was Canada in the world cup?
Every fucking shithole in Africa, and missing some first world countries.
>>44191508
does APH trigger /tg/?
I assume yes cause the fanbase is probably mainly tumblr surfing anime loving girls.
but hey at least, much like a lot of things from japan, it spurred interest into history and geography. heck I'm pretty sure at one point Sealand was a character....
>>44208478
Would be more popular if they were all women instead of gay bait.
>>44208690
ehh japs need to serve both genders. male audiences got girls un panzer, strike witches, kancolle/arpeggio
>>44208690
They actually do have genderswapped versions of most of the characters. Just look up "Nyotalia".
>>44208478
Yes, fuck off
>>44208478
It's pretty terrible, yeah, since a lot of countries just fall back on pretty racist stereotypes (see the Korea and China debacles, America stuffing his face with hamburgers all the time, etc). The parts that are actually history are only okay.
>>44191192
So wait, I was confused before but even more now.
How the FUCK do you get magic stats from Football? I was thinking maybe prevalence of magic within folklore, but now.. what does magic equate to? Bribes to FIFA officials?
>>44191326
Holy fuck Germany really muscled up here.
>>44190813
Why does Australia have more Power and Speed than the US?!?
>>44209897
>Bribes to FIFA officials?
That filthy lucre magic, it makes enchantment possible.
>>44210051
Because Australia is a boxing kangaroo? Don't read too much into it.
>>44190813
Bosnia is best girl
>>44210244
Bosnia's had a hard life.
>>44190835
>too much ass
>>44193501
It's /int/.
>>44203815
>Mexico
>gross pale skin
What the fuck is this shit.
>>44210404
The original art, hence the colored version made by someone else. I mean, look at original Cameroon.
>>44210426
The darker skin versions look so much better.
>>44208478
Yes it's as awful as its dA tardlet fanbase.
>>44203431
>Japan wants America's dick
>Implying it isn't the other way around, with America lusting after her oriental ass and sperging around her.
>"Muh Yankees of the East! Muh superior anime! Muh katanas!"
>>44210426
And original Ghana.
>>44208437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEWToCWTCdo
>>44210869
remember kids, Samurai are the best pre gunpowder infantry IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD
This belongs on >>>/int/ .
>tfw spanish
>tfw Spain-tan a cute but her average stats make her undesirable for min-max shitters and powergamers
damn
>>44215428
You can power level her.
>>44215694
ain't she kinda outclassed by any other country for any role?
>>44215718
Bards are outclassed by other classes for every roles too, but we still play them.
>>44191034
> honest and reasonably informed Russian
You mean either dishonest or brainwashed.
USSR wasn't nice, but it was the best damn thing that could've happen, given the circumstances (in 1917 Russia was a feudal state).
>>44193633
The name "football" used to refer to team sports that were played on foot instead of on horseback (polo). It split into gaelic football, Aussie-rules football, rugby football (which itself split later on), association football (soccer), American football, etc.
>>44190813
Judging on these stats I'd play Netherlands
>high power
>high magic
>fist weapon
It's like a genki little muscle mage. I cast fist desu!
Also, lion bro. And buttmissiles, for some reason.
>>44215953
>didn't like the shitter of humanity that was the USSR
>dishonest and brainwashed
Away to /leftypol/ and never back.
>>44211743
>arguably
This is such a weasel word.
>>44216767
so technically cricket, basketball, and baseball are also football?
but not hockey, that involves skates!
>>44191733
There is nothing cute about Staten Island.
Staten Island would be an obnoxious school girl, with no redeeming qualities.
>>44190813
>you will never purge the infereor infidel football teams with your Iran gf
Life is haram
>>44190813
Russia best girl
>>44218071
Very imperious.
>>44218241
Especially since she'll be the one hosting the tournament in three years. She's got a lot of work to do if she doesn't want to be embarrassed like Brazil was last year.
>>44218266
they wont do something silly right?
like the last time they hosted a international sports event, they had to import a lot of extra snow cause sochi wasnt exactly the most snowy of places
>>44218266
Their expectations aren't nearly as high as Brazil's, and South Africa already broke the tradition of the host always making it past the group stage. They'll be fine.
It's Brazil being embarrassed about the Olympics that I'm worried about.
>>44218266
She needs to clean up if she doesn't wanna be embarrassed like the Olympics!
>>44190813
North Korea.
>Power: *****
>Speed: *****
>Armor: *****
>Range: *****
Magic: *****
>>44220927
Well it IS BEST Korea.
>Australia
>glass shotgun
Ehhhh I would've made them low-med strength, med speed and top armour.
>>44190813
Why is Brazil not the lewdest one?
That is the country where they compete who could be the closest to nude without actually showing the clitoris. The country where one of the Brazilians lost the judging competition because the cloth patch fell off her vagina and bared it.
>>44222135
Looks like she's wearing the least to me. Except maybe Algeria for some reason.
>>44222135
What are you talking about? Brazil is the lewdest one of the lot.
>>44222237
I've always loved the stuff they wear for Carnival. I can only describe it as plumage.
>>44222252
It basically is plumage, yeah.
>>44217726
It was never established that she would be a likeable loli. An annoying loli seems to fit nicely. What would the other boroughs be like?
>>44215953
>Implying the Stalinist system was any different than a feudal one.
Dude, the only difference between Stalin and a Tsar is that Stalin kept all his swag hording on the down low, and had less class.
Stalinism was basically feudalism + enough propaganda and misdirection to baffle everyone.
>>44217726
>obnoxious
>no redeeming qualities.
Are you sure you're not talking about Manhattan?
>>44222237
>>44222252
>Not baring breasts
>Not only wearing a 4cm bit of fabric covering her vagina
>Not having said fabric fall off and get her disqualified for being nude
Nowhere near as lewd or almost nude as Viviane Castro and her 2008 "wardrobe malfunction".
>>44222710
Compared to the rest of the roster, at least, it's noticeable.
>>44190813
>They are all personified as female
Why do people do this? Or rather I should say weeaboos, which are like a subspecies of human with cockroach DNA. If you're going to create an anthropomorphization of a country to battle it out with other anthropomorphizations of countries, wouldn't you NOT want to make your country the objectively weaker sex? Wouldn't you not want your country to be literal rapebait? You know Germany isn't going to be submitting some cheesecake cocktease little girl, they are going to bioengineer a fucking ubermensch with arms the size of a truck and a cock like german sausage to bash your face in and take your pride.
>>44225493
Axis Powers Hetalia, arguably the most popular media of Personified Countries, makes them all male
>>44225493
Because it's an illustration promoting the World Cup, not World War 3.
>>44191457
>1 (one) point
>>44225493
They're anthropomorphizations, not Captain America-equivalents. Countries as girls, not representatives of countries in a death match. Because whoever made it likes to look at girls. I'm sure you can find a male eyecandy version somewhere, too, if you want to.
>>44225698
And it would almost assuredly be Hetalia characters.
>>44208439
Doubt it, don't think our mens team is any good.
>>44225860
I was surprised when ours, America, got in. I hear our women's team is pretty good though.
No Norway? why
>>44226445
American men's team isn't a major contender, but the American women's team is hands-down the strongest in the world.
>After being ranked No. 2 on average from 2003 to 2008 in the FIFA Women's World Rankings, the team was ranked No. 1 continuously from March 2008 to December 2014, falling back behind Germany, the only other team to occupy the No. 1 position in the rankings' history. The team is currently ranked No. 1, moving back into the position on July 10, 2015 due to its victory in the 2015 World Cup.
>>44226445
>>44226566
The American men's team will regularly show up in the World Cup, but they tend not to place. That fact we made it to the quarterfinals and lost to Germany - the team who would go on to win it all - is an acceptable consolation.
>>44226566
God damn, why aren't we promoting our women's team more? Hell, why don't women's sports in general get more attention?
>>44226624
no money in it
>>44226624
>>44226626
Hey wait, didn't one of our girls rip her shirt off after a victory once? If they did that more often more guys would pay attention.
>>44226798
The original (scumbag) president of FIFA, Sepp Blatter, thought people weren't as interested in women's soccess because the ladies weren't dressed sexy enough. Seriously.
Also, it doesn't help they forced the girls to play the 2015 World Cup on shitty asshole astroturf.
>>44226624
Nobody care about women sport except maybe beach-volley
>>44226819
Well... they WOULD get more interest that way, but performance would drop.
>>44225493
What are Britannia, Columbia and Germania, just to name the three?
>>44190813
I'd immediately ask for at least a week or do to let me do as much research as possible.
Also, I'd probably ask to do Venezuela
>>44207304
>>Abilities as a team
>> Italy with 5 speed and 2 armour
>> Cameroon 5 armour
Whoever made this never played Nintendo World Cup.
>>44226850
Don't you guys have a football-in-panties girls league?
>>44215953
>USSR wasn't nice, but it was the best damn thing that could've happen
you can't be serious
>>44190813
>bosnia has what looks like a MP5K
ar-are those allowed in this kind of football match
>>44190813
>Portugal
>One speed
>One magic
>four fucking power
>Being a long sword user as opposed to a melancholic traveling bard fencer
>>44190813
>Bosnia
Kek that's what you get for being filthy kebab
>>44227920
Depends on whether their playing Bosnia or not
>>44190813
how could i justfy having russia on my team when croatia has higher armor and power?
>>44227920
>>44229085
>>44231125
What's the story behind that anyway? Did they drop out of the Cup or what?
>>44193752
muh fucking sides man
>>44234112
No, they got knocked out at the group stages - somebody just has a thing against them, apparently.
