Previous Thread: >>44139346
Help Jacob search for the meaning of life by giving him commands. Family unFriendly Fun is sure to appear soon, seeing as all forms of morality have been deactivated.
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-Sometime far in the Future, maybe-
>I am Jacob
>I am contacting you over the internet
>My Queen's sewers are under attack!
>What should I do?
>>44156746
Okay, I just skimmed that thread. What.
Save the Queen, I guess.
>>44156983
>Confirmed
>I take the elevator down to the shopping mall and begin sprinting into the sewers
>My two rat sons guide me faithfully
>Things seem hopeless. It took me months to make it from my Queens chamber to this mall
>How can I make it there on time?
>What is next?
>>44157013
Dig through walls by spinning at super sonic speeds
>>44157013
Will yourself from here to there.
>>44157150
>Confirmed
>I attempt the spinning maneuver, and for a few seconds it seems to work
>However, the damp walls of the sewer hide a tremendous strength, and my arms were damaged in my last battle
>I am forced to cease spinning, and I begin running towards my Queen once more when a cacophonous sound echoes from behind me
>The sound is like a mixture of a car revving up, and the screams of a pig
>What is next?
>>44157254
>Negative
>I entered this world by "awakening" but I have no clue how it actually works. If I were to be dislodged from this world, my Queen would forever be lost to me. I must press on.
>The terrible sound is growing louder
>What is next?
>>44157357
Vibrate molecules through solid matter.
>>44157439
>Confirmed
>Using one of the more suspicious functions of my body, I attempt to vibrate as fast as possible
>In a normal world, this would be pointless
>This is no normal world
>I begin vibrating at such an absurd speed that my body becomes ethereal
>I am a plane above
>I travel through the walls at a breakneck speed
>The terrible revving sound is lost behind me
>I move faster and faster, dancing through obstacles as though they were mist
>I hear odd sounds, sounds of coughing and sneezing. I can also hear the sounds of loyal rats fighting to protect their Queen
>I speed up. I am almost there!
>Suddenly, my body stops vibrating, and I crash to the ground. My right arm was lost in the solid matter of the wall. I had emerged at a slight angle, which is why my entire body was not lost.
>I may have stopped vibrating, but I am close to the Queen
>I move quickly, but my progress is impeded by a tall, emaciated man with a large head
"Do you have any snow?" He asks in a whining voice.
>He is blocking my path
>What is next?
>>44157569
Snow i dont
>>44157611
>The man-thing is confused
"Do you... Or... Not?"
>I take advantage of this pause to sprint between his legs
>The man doesn't give chase
>I am within close proximity to my Queens chamber
>The hallway I must take is gigantic, and filled with three similar tall men
>One of them is chewing on a rat
>They haven't noticed me yet
>What is next?
>>44157701
Babble incoherently and run past them
>>44157733
>Confirmed
>I am able to get past the first two gaunt creatures, but the third drops his rat and catches me with his grossly oversized hand
>The man begins crushing my neck as he stares into my eyes
"You don't have any snow." He states sadly.
>I struggle as best I can, but even my superior synthetic body cannot best his raw strength
>What is next?
>>44157838
tell him that there is snow in my hand, pointing to the arm inside the wall
>>44157879
>Confirmed
>I wave my remaining arm in the direction of the wall
>"There, there! The snow was in my hand, over there!"
"So cold inside. I like it, alright?" He says after dropping me to the floor.
>I am barely able to stand. That thing was so impossibly strong.
>His cohorts follow him to the wall. I had better get out of here before they realize I duped them.
"Boy on the bike... what do you..." Their voices trailed away.
>I continue following the hallway until I get to the large opening that leads to the giant circular room functioning as my Queens castle
>A short, pale woman with cute features and a rat tail is fighting off a pair of giant black beetles
>She sees me, and gestures for me to join her
>I notice that she has several wounds on her body
"We must do this together, yes?"
>What is next?
>>44158016
Crush beetles
>>44158016
>>44158036
Fight the beetles back-to-back with the girl. The sewers must not fall, Jacob!
>>44158036
>>44158049
>Confirmed!
>I leap into battle, and manage to catch the beetles off-guard
>I swing my left arm swiftly, and send the first beetle flying with my mighty uppercut
>He crashes into a wall, and leaves a huge splatter of bug-guts on the wall
>Rat Queen snatches the second beetle and chucks him to me
>I hop into the air and smash it into the ground with my feet
>"Enemies slaughtered." I say
"No, nothing is as it seems." Rat Queen points out
>The second beetle sheds it's damaged hide, revealing a dog-sized blue Ant
>The first beetle is twitching, and it's Ant is struggling to escape its vehicle
>What is next?
>>44158133
Behead freed ant, rape struggling ant
>>44158345
>Confirmed
>The Ant is too quick, at first, but Rat Queen catches it when it's back is turned, and I behead it with the Rat Sword
>I am able to easily destroy the second Ant with a successful rape maneuver
>The Rat Queen raises an eyebrow at this display, but decides to not mention it
"Good, the vanguard has been broken, but this is only the first wave. I am sorry to say it, but the sewers are doomed. Too many brave rats have fallen, too many tunnels caved in. We are evacuating."
>I am surprised. "Evacuating? To where?"
"We have a device set up, very good, very safe, yes? Follow me, and we just might make it." She says.
>I follow her through a set of secret escape tunnels. In the distance the sounds of squeals and coughs can be heard
>Soon, we enter a new room, one that will lead us to the device
>However, a tall-man sits in the opposite doorway sullenly. If we are to flee, we must get past him.
>What is next?
>>44158491
Shout "hey look, a blizzard!" then jump him with RQ
>>44158997
>Confirmed
>The sorry-looking man looks about excitedly, but all he sees is the underside of my interviewer boots
>Rat Queen helps me pin him down, and I draw the Rat Sword
>I stab where the heart should be, but the man gives no reaction, save a sad smile
"Too bad." He says. "I just had my heart broken this morning."
>He snaps into action, sending Rat Queen catapulting into the ceiling with a casual swing of his arm. He gets up and stares me down.
"Goodbye snowman."
>What is next?
>>44159170
Sing the saddest song we know of.
>>44159216CRAWLING
>>44159216
>IN THE AAAAAARRMMMS OOOOOOF THE AAAAaaaaaaAANNNGEEEELLS
>>44159216
>>44159252
>>44159317
>Confirmed
>My singing voice was a bit rusty at first, and things seemed bleak until Rat Queen came up behind me, and suddenly my sad song became a sad duet
>The tall man could not handle such soul-crushing sadness
>He sat down slowly
"Snow, snow. Nobody knows. Eat my head, or maybe my brain. It's all the same, all the same." He cried softly.
>We left him behind and made it to the device within the next room
>The device was a steel basketball
>"What about the other rats? Aren't they coming too?" I asked
"No, all of the living rats have already fled to random worlds. If they have not made it back by now, they are dead anyways, yes?"
>Rat Queen put her hand on the basketball, and I did the same
"If we awaken at the same time, we enter same world. Ring will not survive stressful escape, so find me some other way. Ready?"
>"Yes."
>Behind me, I heard the terrible revving sound and the cries of the gaunt-men drawing near, but soon... Everything melted away
>I reawakened
>But where?
>>44159404
In hell.
>>44159404
A grassy field, near a single tree on a small hill. There is smoke in the distance.
>>44159404
The mean streets of Neo-New York, circa 2098. You hear sirens approaching the gutter you lay in. Time to move.
>>44159516
>For a minute, a happy memory fills my brain.
>For one minute, I am content
>Of course it was just a dream
>>44159470
>Of course it's Hell.
>Of course it's not the Happy Bunny world
>Well, this is not the Christian Hell, no. It is a world, so it is not right.
>The ground is red, and on fire. Mountains and valleys as far as the eye can see.
>I see a lake of lava, and a pit of fire.
>Across from me is a giant city made of some strange black material. The city is situated atop a mountain. That would be a long walk, but Rat Queen might have ended up there.
>What is next?
>>44159622
Contemplate existance. Walk where your legs say they will walk.
>>44159687
>Confirmed
>...
>.....
>Results in
>Existence sucks
>I was walking towards the city, but I find myself walking in the opposite direction
>How long has it been? I twist my ring, but I cannot contact my Queen. She was right about the "stress" or whatever it was.
>This aimless walking and aching loneliness brings back fond memories of my past
>Would you like to hear them?
>>44159776
No. Shut your faggot feels-mouth and haul ass to the Black City.
>>44159776
Contemplate fond memories of the past. Maybe the Rat Queen is trying to guide us to her.
Hell is a dangerous place: perhaps it would be a good idea to reactivate Family Friendly Fun morality.
>>44159776
>>44159924
I'm samefagging here, but think of your Queen. If she's not in the Black City, the only way you'll get back in touch with her is going to take you through there.
>>44159924
>Confirmed
>Thanks, by the way. I needed that
>I begin striding towards the city with newfound purpose
>The Rat Queen must be there! I know it!
>Not to mention, the next CEO probably has something set up in this city too.
>After a few hours of the old left foot right foot, I make it to the gates of the city
>A gargantuan sign greets me
"Welcome to Dis. Dis dick haha gotem."
>Oh boy
>I enter through the large gate, and look around the city
>It is surprisingly vibrant for a hellish city, but I notice something odd
>There are no demons. Instead, scrawny white-men in their mid 20's fill the city.
>Nearby, a small group of angry men are pointing and yelling at something
>What is next?
>>44160057
Check inventory. Perhaps a disguise would be prudent.
>>44160057
Offer to help the angry men with their problem, convincing them to reveal what's made them angry about what their pointing at to begin with.
We'll need friends here.
>>44160015
>Family Friendly Fun has been seriously damaged, and deactivated for now
>I cannot reactivate it
>>44160078
>My inventory now contains: The Rat Sword, torn interviewer clothes, broken ring, and... Nothing else. Unfortunate. I suppose I could ask someone for some new clothes to help me blend in.
>>44160203
>I go up to the men, ready to help them with their problem
>I get a closer look at what they are pointing and shouting at. It is a small robotic doll, approximately one foot tall. It's features are all squashed up in what a sad man might call "cute"
>It's eyes are four sizes too big
>The men are shouting at one another
"What the hell are you saying? This model is three times as Kawaii as the original." "That's what I'm saying you dirty baka."
>Oh Jesus, this is
>WEA-BOO CITY
>>44160415
Shout "SUBS AND DUBS ARE BOTH INFERIOR SHIT FIT ONLY FOR SUBHUMANS COMPARED TO LEARNING THE LANGUAGE AND LISTENING TO IT IN ITS NATIVE LANGUAGE WITHOUT SUBS"
>>44160459
NOW YOU'VE DONE IT
>>44160459
>Nervously Confirmed
>After hearing my proclamation, the scrawny men turn around and give me spiteful glares
"No baka gaijin allowed!" "Break his bones ~desu!"
>Ah shit
>I flee from the swelling hatemob of dirty weaboos
>One of them snatches my leg, screaming in a strange mix of English and the occasional incorrect Japanese word
>I kick him off and continue my flight down the dark steps of Wea-boo city
>I duck into a dark alleyway, and manage to lose the mob
>I feel a sharp point press against my back
>A nasally voice says
"Alright buster, gimme all your hentai and I might just let you live."
>What is next?
>>44160600
Do a flip, reversing the positions of the two of you
>>44160600
Pray that senpai notices us
>>44160600
I second >>44160753 but afterwards say "I've got hentai right here baka desu neko senpai karoushi gaijin!"
Rape him while repeating this.
>>44160786
>THERE IS NO SENPAI!
>>44160753
>Confirmed
>I flip into the air gracefully, like a swan.
>I land less gracefully, like an anvil
>I crush the weaboo mugger into the ground
>He is dead
>I swipe his dagger and switch clothes with him. I then grab his hentai pictures to complete the effect.
>I walk out onto the streets, disguised as living garbage
>The town is animate, with many weebs roaming the street
>I look around, and see a building labeled "Information"
>It seemed like a good place to start my search for Rat Queen, so I entered
>Sitting at the desk was a sad, fifty-year old man. He wore no weeb attire, and his well-groomed facial hair pointed to him being a sane man
>What is next?
>>44160969
>The command comes to late
>Ah well, there's a lot of pimply boypussi to go around
>>44161046
Ask him about the whereabouts of the Rat Queen. If he stammers, reveal the Rat Sword as proof of our merit.
>>44161143
>Confirmed
"Ah, Rat Queen? You mean a human woman with a rat tail? 'Round these parts, we call 'em monster girls. And if she's alive, she's gonna be in a lot of trouble."
>"Explain."
"She's at The Club, no doubt. It won't be pretty. I wouldn't go there, if I was you. Weaboos may be weak, but they fight to the death for their 'Waifus.'
>I leave in a hurry, looking for 'The Club.'
>I find it, and force my way inside.
>A physically imposing bouncer blocks my path.
"Hold up there, you're not on the list."
>What is next?
>>44161246
Bribe the bouncer with hentai.
>>44161246
Rape the bouncer's sense of assurance and self-worth.
By raping the bouncer.
>>44161338
>Confirmed
>"Yo dude, I got some sick-ass neko-hentai."
>The bouncer looks around to see if anyone's watching. He seems satisfied, and snatches the pictures out of my hand.
"Right this way sir. Stay outta trouble now..."
>I enter The Club
>The Club is a three story building, each story containing many ten-by-ten cages with woman inside, ranging from typical monster-girls and furries to strange, green demon girls
>Around these cages are semi-circle couches, upon which numerous half-naked weaboos sat
>The sounds of fapping were deafening
>I look around, searching the cages for Rat Queen
>I keep searching, but with no luck
>I decide to ask for directions, so I walk up to one of the cages
>This one has no weaboos around it at all, the green woman is alone
>"Pssst. Hey, who are you?" I ask
"I am Paula." The demon-lady said. "Who are you, one-armed man? Did the other arm break during masturbation?" She asked coyly.
>"Very funny. I'm not a weaboo, I cam here looking for a woman with a rat tail. Do you know where she is?"
>Paula scrunched up her face in thought.
"Probably the third floor, that's where they keep the majority of the monster girls."
>"By the way, I noticed that you don't have any men around you."
"Heh heh, very intuitive. Yes, the weaboos cannot masturbate to me because I am older than sixteen. This place used to be an actual Hell, you know? Demons and the Devil and all that, but the weaboos invaded and killed all our men. Now then fap to us unceasingly, as is" their custom.
>I go to leave, but Paula calls out.
"By the way, I don't exactly like being trapped in this cage, even if I don't have to look at sweaty balls all day. If you get the time, please come back and free me. I can help you." She added.
>"I'll consult with my allies later." I say
>I leave for the third floor, being careful to keep my face hidden from the weaboos
>The cages house a number of strange hybrids, but it takes me some time to find Rat Queen
>Eventually, I spot her.
>>44161558
Sunder the bars of her cage with your Rat Sword! Nothing can stand in our way!
>The Rat Queen was locked in a cage, with only two weaboos fapping near her.
"Rat girl is not kawaii." One said to the other. "Baka, DAISUKE." The other replied.
>I decide to take matters into my own hands, and tackle the weebs with great force
>They die from the impact, but my attack is noticed.
"Gaijin, gaijin on flooru threeu!" A bouncer calls out.
>I smash open the cage and equip Rat Queen to my head slot.
"Let's go, yes?"
>"Yes."
>I jump straight down the two floors, and land on the ground level.
>Several weeaboos surround me, and I desperately fight my way through the naked crowd.
>Out of the corner of my eye, I spot Paula in her cage
>What is next?
>>44161620
Consult the Queen about this realm and Paula.
>>44161620
Free demon
Get the hell out of dodge
>>44161650
>Confirmed
>As I punch my way through the weaboos, I ask Rat Queen about this world
"Ah, Weaboo Hell world, yes? This place once had a Devil, but he died and was replaced with a CEO. Nobody noticed. Later, weaboos led by Weaboo Jones attacked and killed the CEO and all the male demons. There is nothing for us here, not anymore. We should go."
>"What about the green demons? Would you be opposed to taking one with us?"
"Uhm, green demons not so bad, yes? Probably have good magic. Probably not worth dying to weaboos for, though."
>What is next?
>>44161620
Throw all the hentai you have on your person to the opposite corner of the club, then make a beeline for Paula.
Briefly introduce her to the Rat Queen, and consult about releasing the demon. Get ready to vibrate through space again in case you must escape quickly.
>>44161745
This >>44161780
but get right to freeing Paula instead of consulting about freeing her.
>>44161730
>Confirmed
>I am barely able to make my way through the sea of men
>I cut open Paula's cage with the Rat Sword, and she stands up with a sly smile
"Ah, the magic cage is broken. Very good." She says.
>With a snap of her fingers, Paula unlocks all the other cages.
>cabininthewoods.jpg
>Monster girls and furries everywhere, delivering crippling nut punches and claw attacks
>Paula latches onto me, and I give her an impromptu piggy-back ride
>Rat Queen on my head points to the exit
>We fucking book it
>Weaboos everywhere leap for us, their animal eyes burning with hatred
>We burst out of the exit, and look around
>A thousand weaboos surround us
>What is next?
>>44161780
> I cant vibrate with another person, I think.
>Besides, last time I lost an arm. I need to be more careful.
>>44161830
"HOLY SHIT, IT'S AN ACTUAL NIPPON WOMAN! SHE LOOKS SO SOFT AND DELICATE, IN THAT SAILOR SUIT! SHE MUST BE A STUDENT!"
Point way off to a building.
>>44161969
AND SHE'S 2D
>>44161969
>Confirmed
>Behold, the eyes of a thousand weaboos turn upwards
>We run
>We nearly make it out of the crowed before one of the men shouts out:
"You stupid bakas! They're getting away!"
>Paula twists around to face them, and tries a similar trick
"Look! A new Miyazaki film, and the cast is all naked!" She said with a fake look of surprise on her face.
>The Weaboos stare at us blankly
"Who?" One of them asks
>Fuck
>We keep running with the mob right at our heels
>Holy shit, some of these guys are devolving right before my eyes, I can see some of them crawling over each other, mouths foaming
>I keep running and running, but the weaboos are closing in
>Paula leans close and whispers:
"I know how to lose them. Just close your eyes for a moment. You too Rat girl."
>What is next?
>The mob is nearly upon us
>Should I trust her?
>>44162078
Trust her.
>>44162090
>Confirmed
>I close my eyes
"Akatamonatsa" She screamed
>I feel everything become faint. The enraged cries of the weaboos faded to nothingness.
>I opened my eyes
>Paula was sitting across from me, and Rat Queen was propped up against my shoulder, fast asleep
>She had done it, she had saved our lives
>Only, this world looked different now.
"Confused? There's more than one way to jump worlds, you know? I teleported us out of the Hell World. I hope you didn't leave anything valuable behind, because as everyone knows, once you leave a world, you can't go back." Paula said in a know-it-all tone of voice.
>"Where are we?" I ask.
>Paula smiled
"Look around you dummy." She joked.
>I stood up, and looked at the sky.
>"I want some answers."
"And you'll get them, once I've had a good nap." She said.
>Paula gave me a wink, and then fell asleep.
>My own eyes felt heavy, so I drifted off as well.
>Robots do dream of electric sheep, yes?
That is where we will end it for now. Jacob Quest will return Friday night, for those interested.
Thank you for your participation.
