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Golem Quest #6 Continued
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Date: 200 ABO, Year of the Shield, October 18th
Location: Imperial Capitol City of Letherdorn, Palace District, Fylkirs Personal Library.

After meeting with the Master Smith, you requested to go to the Library. The Guards did so, but Holly had to go find her parents, and left.

You are now in the Fylkirs Library. Every book ever written is here (that could be found and copied anyway.)
You have free ranch of the Library, including the 'Special' section.

So, what do you look for?
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books relating to magic, it's use and limitations
as well as documented under-kin ruins
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>>44153246
You find hundreds of books on the matter of Magic and its use. Magic is limited only by ones imagination, and power. You are going to have to be more specific.
As for Under Kin documents, you find several major ruins in the South, west of Kelvin on a small Island. The Island is currently under control of the Imperial Government.
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maybe we can try this later tonight, ay?
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>>44154452
B-But OP...
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>>44154550
well, let me put it this way
I've been trying to give you lore in bursts, but you guys really wanna go to the Library. So, if that is what you want, I'll do a lore dump.
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we are just looking for plot hooks
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>>44154606
LORE DUMP INITIATE?
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>>44154728
alright. Fair enough.

You spend three hours searching deep into dozens of different books. Some from the deep, blocked off section, only available to High Ranking members of the Imperial Church.
You confirm what you already suspected. Golems, at least the first generation of them, were made with the harvested souls of Dwarves and Gnomes. Some were prisons, some where just random civilians that were deemed expendable. The exact secret to building Golems was lost when the Under Kingdom fell. According to records recovered from the ruins of Under Kingdom, the Forges of the Golem Masters were hidden in what is today, The Eastern Line. They were moved after a brief civil war broke up in the Under Kingdom over the ethics of Golem creation. These Forges are lost, how ever. The intense fighting of the War leaves no room for searching.
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>>44155208
The talk of The Line and The War reminds you to look into The Telvish.
What you find tells you that the Telvish are a violent fascist state that sees the Imperium as the 'Great Enemy'. They wish to make all submit to their will, and kill anyone that does not. They experiment with horrible sciences and create abominations in order to counter the Imperiums powerful fighting force. You remember fighting one such abomination in Kelvin.
There is an entire division in the Telvish army of these things.
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>>44155516
The last change in The Line was almost 50 years ago, when the Imperial Army overtook the city of Kelvin, and took the South. The Western Line is not nearly was violent was the Eastern line, serving more as a place as a place for the two sides to trade artillery shots. It is on the Western line that the Emperors Fists were first displayed.
The Fylkirs Fists are 10 guns built using Human, Elven, and Dwarven engineering. They are manned by a crew of 100 men, and positioned along the Western and Easter line respectively. They are always fired on Fylknaler. A holiday that is celebrated in December where people give each other gifts, and have large feasts.
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There is a minor lore bumb, anons.
Discuss.
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telvin not so nice it seems. which suits us just fine
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>>44155873
so we get christmas shellings? F*CKING AWESOME!
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>>44156138
>>44156322

So, you know where you might find the Golem Forges, and the secrets of your past. Do you wish to fallow these clues?

also, you want mods and armor from the Master Smith?
Give me a list and he'll have them for you.
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>>44156738
Yes follow these clues. As for upgrades I feel like our weapons are perfect (if not a bit overpowered from what I saw in that telvish attack). Our main focus should be armor so that we can save our precious goop for more important things
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>>44156738
definitely pursue secrets of my creation
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>>44156738
Durable, protective armor for ourself, maybe some special gauntlets for our drill hands.
and a ROCK HARD COCK
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>>44156738
Increase in repair gel generation
Better armor
Mobility enhancements all over the place
Magic supression device that van be activated and deactivated? Dunno if they have any
Sensory enhancements, especially vision and hearing
Add points along most of the joint locations that can allow us to spin it independently, so we can do a horizontal swordspin if we wanted, or so we can straight up turn our head to look behind us. Spinning legs would be cool, just spin them and let gravity do the work for mining.

If we can alter the repair gel itself to be more effective or versatile in use, fantastic

Maybe adjust how much eating rocks gives us
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>>44157081
Repair gel that can heal humans, and REINFORCE surfaces it gets applied to in addition to repairing them. Could probably coat walls of places we build with it to make it secure.
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We also need a weapon that is extremely hard to break, for our weedwhacker tactic.
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>>44157216
I would say star metal, but that would be stupid if we ever get bested in battle and they take our weapon to kill us
or if we major crit fail and stab ourselves
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>>44157081
>repair gel volume/matter intake volume increase
seconded
>mobility enhancements
definitely get those leg hydraulics, they would be much more versatile than the crappy grappling hook
>magic surpression device
meh, definitely at the bottom of our list
>sensory enhancements
add extra eyes so we have 360 vision, however our already existing eye seems to be as geed as it gets(save for sense magic*hint hint*) hearing would be VERY nice
>joint spinning
i would say that is a bad idea, as that poses a problem structurally.
>more shit to do with repair gel
great idea:>>44157190
we could also try using repair gel to CREATE objects, possibly ony lif given an example material e.g.: can't make objects out of iron unless we have a certain amount of iron of the quality we desire
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>>44157519
Our hands spin with zero issue
Not hard to make the rest do it
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You decide that your mission is now clear. You will travel to The Line, and find the secrets to your creation.
But the Line will be dangerous, even for a MIGHT GOLEM
So, you begin drawing up design upgrades for the Master Smith.
This takes most of the night, but when you are finish you are confident in your work, and you return to the great Imperial Forge.
He looks over your designs, and nods, smiling. "Yes. Yes I can do this." He says, as he begins writing down notes. "Give me 3 days, and I shall have for you the best my forge can produce." He thinks for a moment. "I'll install these modifications after the armor is finished. I have some ideas to save space." He laughs. It occurs to you that the Master Smith might not be the most sane person ever, but you have no doubt in his abilities, given what you see on his wall

With that, you return to the ground floor, where you are informed a messenger has arrive at the Palace for you. It is a little fairy, riding atop a dog. A corgi. She hands you a letter. "Message from the Narth family my lord." She holds his hand you, expecting payment. You give her a told coin and she takes it, before mushing the Corgi and riding off.

The messages reads,
'Dear Gabriel,
Had a long talk with my parents. They want to meet you. Come to the Maragold Inn in the Residential District.
- Holly'

With that, you set off to the Residental Districts. You have a handy Royal Guard to escort you there, as the city is far to big to find it on your own.
The Maragold in is a large, fancy place that Nobles stay in when they visit the city. The doors are extra big, to give it that Palace look. This makes you wonder why Palaces always have big doors, but you lose your train of through the moment you see Holly.
She is wearing a beautiful red dress, with dark black stocking and high heels. Her hair is now done is twin braids that go down her back. She is sitting in a chair in the main hall, but bolts up the moment she sees you.
"Gabriel!"

cont.
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>>44157814
before I continue, here, take this
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>>44157814
I wish I was allowed to add more than one picture to each post, ya know to fill in the blanks with what you are seeing.
Anyway

by the way I forgot to mention, its morning now. You spent all night studying in the Library.

Holly twiddles her thumbs nerviously. "My parents want to meet you. Over dinner. Tonight." She laughs nervously. "We need to get you some clothes. And clean you up." She catches her self. "I mean. If you want to. I - I mean if you have eh... Golem things to do..."

pictured is Hollys dress.
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>>44158106
"Im made of what amounts to compressed dirt, I'm not sure how clean I can get.
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>>44158106
I would love to.
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>>44158154
>>44158194

"Well, I'm made out of what amounts to compressed dirt, So I'm not sure how clean I can get... but that aside, I'd love to." She rolls her eyes, grabs your hand and drags you out the door.
"Good. I heard there's a tailor that does good work in this District. I think he could make something for you." You fallow along.
"You have no idea how long it took me to explain all... this." She looks at her new arm. "My mom cried a lot. And explaining THIS." She points to her stomach. "Was even harder." A few passerby's looks at her. "Fylkir those people must think I'm pregnant now..." She shakes her head. "Forget it, that doesn't matter." She says. "What does matter, is the next 12 hours."
You realize you have to tell her you plan on going to The Line.
What exactly shall become of her?
What do you tell her?
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>>44158730
Tell her pretty much everything.
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>>44158816
You pull Holly aside, and explain to her that you have found that the secrets of your origins might be found on The Line, and you plan go there. She stares up at you.
"But..." She says. "How am I suppose to sleep?" She tightens her grip on your hand... urm, finger, rather. "Ever since Kelvin I've been having nightmares. But... when I'm with you, they go away. If you leave..." She trails off. "I guess I'll have to go with you."
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>>44159176
"I will have to ask for some serious armor to be built for you, then. And perhaps a better arm, if you are willing..."
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>>44159267

"I will have to ask for some serious armor to be built for you, then. And perhaps a better arm, if you are willing..." You say. You are very unsure about the idea of Holly coming with you. Wasn't the idea of getting to Letherdorn to keep her safe?
"Yes." She says. "My parents..." She looks down at her new outfit. "They inherited a lot of money while they were away." She sighs.

Shall we skin ahead to dinner, or would you like to pick out your own outfit, anons?
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>>44159464
Skip is fine.jpg
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>>44159464
What would a golem wear to a formal event? A giant tux?
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>>44159545
what ever he wants, all he needs is a tailor.

that aside

skipping ahead

You spend the day shopping with Holly. She drags your from store to store, picking out clothes and jewelry. It seems she really wants you to make a good impression on her parents.
By the end of the day, you are wearing this, with a golden necklace. You are back at the Maragold Inn, on the second floor in what you would not call an Inn room. It looks more like someone took a Noblemens house and shrunk it down. A large chair at the table has been build for you. You sit in it, rather uncomfortable. Next to you sits Holly, and across from you are her parents.
Her mother looks like an aged version of Holly, a few gray hairs showing, and wearing a pair of glasses. Her father has black hair, and brown eyes, wearing a silky red tunic, and a slight peach fuzz. He glares at you from across the table. Which is far, considering yo u are a seven and a half foot tall rock monster.
No one has said anything yet.
Maybe you should break the ice.
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>>44160070
"It's an honor to meet the parents of the kindest being I have ever met. I am named Gabriel. By her, actually. I didn't really have an actual name before we met."
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>>44160070
apologise for the stone that is now present on holly, due to use healing her, inform them the master smith is helping us reformulate our repair gel so that it may be more effective in future should a similar situation ever arise and that the use of it will leave no stone
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roll the Charisma
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>44160248
I got a 20 last thread, let's do it again
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>>44160248
yeeuh
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>>44160321
wow
can you just do all our rolls
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didn't even need the modifier
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>>44160169
>>44160233

I swear, your fucking fixing those rolls

"Ahem, well..." You say, breaking the silence. "It is very lovely to meet the parents of the kindest person I've ever met. I am named Gabriel. My her actually. I didn't really have a name before we met. Not a proper one anyway..." Her parents look at you, a bit bewildered. "And, I apologize for Hollys new... Golem esk features." You look at her belly. "I am not entirely sure what happened, to be honest. She was wounded and my Soul Stone." You point to gem in your chest. "It... reacted." Her parents look at each other. Then at Holly, then at you. It feels like all the tension in the air just left.
"Well." Her father speaks. "When my daughter told me we'd be dining with a Golem, I have to say I didn't expect you to be so well spoken." He pours a glass of wine for him self and his wife.
"So Mr. Gabriel." Natalia says (Hollys Mother) says. "What exactly are your plans now?" she takes a sip of wine. Holly turns a bit pale, and looks to you.

Anons, do your thing.
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>>44160605
Tell them what we told Holly, but make it seem...safer? Give them the PG version.
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well given my origins i am inclined toward archaeology particularly dwarven sites
i am almost positive that i would have a ... unique affinity for such ruins
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>>44160605
"It depends on how serious this line break ends up being. Ideally, I wish to explore underkin ruins that I have leads on, some of which contain golem forges. However, if the situation is more dire than that, I may be asked to help push the line back to normal. I am not a fan of death in any form, but I hear that the telvish would do unspeakable things if they aren't stopped."
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>>44160669
>>44160681
>>44160762


"Ahem. Well..." poke at the food on your plate. "Upon reviewing several documents at the Library in the Palace, I came to the conclusion that my point of origin was at an as of yet discovered ruin in the East. How ever, as I am sure Holly may have told you, the Fylkir has taken a... special interest in me. For obvious reasons." Her parents nod, although they exchange glances with each other. "I might be asked to assist in restoring The Line. While I am no fan of death or deactivation, my research has led me to believe the crimes of the Telvish are unspeakable, and should be stopped. If called upon, I would not refuse..."

ROLL CHARISMA
1d20+1
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Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>44160883
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Rolled 9 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>44160883
>inb4 crit fail
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Rolled 14 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>44160883
woop
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>44160883
Let's make it 3 in a row, shall we?
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>>44161165
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>>44160917
>>44160925

Garkal raises an eye brow. "My father fought against the Telvish, as I am sure Holly has told you..." He looks at Hollys mechanical arm. "Well, what ever your plans are, I wish you the-" You cut him off.
"Holly, has asked to accompany me, in my search." The two elder Elves drop their silverware. Holly lets out a sigh.
"H-Holly, is this true?" Her mother asked.
"Yes, Mother." She says flatly. "I don't belong as a farmer, or a noblewomen, I want to be out there, on the road, adventuring!" She says brightly. Her parents glare at you.
"With a ma- Golem- that you have barely known for a week?" Her father interjects.
"He saved my life, didn't he? And replaced my arm. If there was anyone I would trust to watch out for me, its Gabriel!" She is very confident in her words.

Now might be a good time to interject, anons.
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>>44161262
"If I may, I would like to say something. I, as a Golem, am eternal. I have an unlimited amount of time to do whatever I wish, barring my unlikely destruction. Holly, however has a limited lifespan in comparison. Her life should be filled with things she wants to do, not obligations and boring routine. Every moment must be savored, because it is finite."
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strong brave untiring sentinel able to slay 15+ men in a single stroke with the wits and silver tongue to turn an entire army around
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>>44161397
>>44161404

"If I may, I would like to say something. I, as a Golem, am eternal. I have unlimited amount of time to do what I wish. I am of unbreakable will and unmatched strength. Need I remind you I turned back the Telvish tide with my sword and silver tongue alone." You say confidently. "Holly how ever, has a limited life span in comparison. She is a grown woman, and should be doing the things she wants. Not being boged down with obligations and boring routine. Ever moment must be savored, because it is finite."

ROLL CHARISMA AND BOY YOU GUYS BETTER ROLL HIGH
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Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>44161574
everyone quick, roll ones!
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>44161574
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>44161574
LOADED DICE, DON'T FAIL ME NOW
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Rolled 4 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>44161574
These guys are sticks in the mud
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>>44161631
20, 19, 7, 18. I'll take it.
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>>44161613
>>44161631
>>44161633

You guys are so fucking lucky cheating anon cheats.
>>44161631
LOOKING AT YOU MOTHER FUCKER


anyway

For a split second to seems like Hollys parents might actually flip the table. But then they both exhale their anger and look to one another.
"Hes right, my love." Natalia says. "Shes a grown woman, cabable of making her own choises. If she wishes to go exploring into the world, then let her." Garkal tightens his fist.
"Yes but! ..." He stops him self. "No. No the Golem is right. Holly is right." He corrects him his posture. "We can... fund an expedition, perhaps. Pay for a Zeppelin, and a crew to accompany them..." Hollys eyes lighten up at their words.
How it is a Golem has such a silver tongue is lost to you. Perhaps you creator, Silvercog is responsible. What ever the case, you just got the good end of what could have been something awful.
Again.
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>>44161838
I'm just waiting for the moment where everyone gets twos and you break out in maniacal laughter
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why did we cut pappy off anyway?
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The rest of dinner is surprisingly pleasant. You learn that apparently inherited over one million gold (and an estate) from Natalia's Grandmothers cousins daughter, who died a childless widow, and left in her will 'what ever family I might have'. This would have led to them selling the farm and moving to Letherdorn, had the Line not broken. What ever the case, it doesn't matter any more.
by sun down, Holly manages to get the two of you excused from the table to go for an after dinner walk, her parents do the same.

The streets of Letherdorn are much quieter at sun down. Holly drags you to a nearby park (There are a lot of fucking parks in Imperium Cities aren't there?) The two of you walk along a small man made lake, filled with all sorts of funky fish. Holly as kicked off her heels and walks along the wasters edge.
"You know what you talked the Telvish General into falling back and killing him self, I bought it. But talking my parents down? Thats a real feat. You are something else, Gabriel. You know that?" She looks at you. "Maybe you were secretly build as a ambassador for the Underkin." You laugh, thinking back to when you cut the entire Telvish army in half.
"One can imagine what my purpose is." You resort.

ALRIGHT ANONS
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE
THE ULTIMATE WOOING OF HOLLY
WRITE GOOD
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>>44162287
I no write good. I just roll dice good.
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>>44162287
*unzips dick*
u wan 2 fuk?
In case it's not clear to someone, them's the jokes
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>>44162287
Tell her about that memory we had, and of the form we filled out.
Confess our love by saying we think we found the love we were looking for this whole time
I dunno man i suck at this kinda writin, sheeit
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>>44162287
Ask her about when she asked us "how this would work."
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>>44162287
"holly, I am really grateful for all the help you have given me, If you hadn't been around when i had awoken who knows what i would be doing out in the middle of nowhere? you gave me a place to stay and some much-needed assistance getting settled in this seemingly alien world, thank you, holly, in the coming days I hope you come to care for me as I care for you."
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>>44162287
>>44162408
This, more or less.
>"If anything, you're the one who is incredible. It's you who has given me everything in my life; a name, a home, a job, purpose, and love. If you were not a part of my life and I of yours, Kelvin would fall and you would lose far more than your arm. In as romantic a way as a golem can state it, your existence warms my core."
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>>44162357
>>44162408
>>44162442
>>44162448
>>44162494

You guys are a bunch of softies.

You gather all the courage in your core.
"Holly..." You say. "When we were on your farm, during one of my moments of rest, stand-by it is called. I recall a memory." the two of you stop walking and she turns to you.
"Oh?"
"In this memory, brief though it was. My creator... well, one of them, I'm sure there where many, she gave me a list of questions. One of them asked me what I wanted most..." Holly, who is standing atop of short brick wall, makes eye-contact with you.
"Yes?"
"I was 'young' at the time. made mearly out of pipes with my core strapped to me... but of all the things I wanted, I wished to be loved." Holly turns red. "I didn't fully understand what love was at the time... I'm still not sure I do. But what I feel for you." You say. "I am greatful for all you have given me. Had it not been for you, who knows what might have become of me when I awoke?" You are fairly certain Holly has turned a new shade of red yet to be known by man. "You gave me assistance when I needed it the most, as I was as to a child, in an alien world." You find your self twiddling your own thumbs. "In as romantic a way a as a Golem can say it, your existence warms my core."


ROLL CHARISMA MY ANONS
DROP DOES ELF PANTIES
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Rolled 6 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>44162802
but how will we copulate without a dwarven battering ram?
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Rolled 8 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>44162802
Fuck charisma, this comes from the heart!
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>>44162802
I NEED ANOTHER HIGH ROLL RNGESUS
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>44162874
>>44162802
Fuck, typed it in wrong
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Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>44162802
DWARVEN ENGINEERING HAS LED UP TO THIS SINGLE MOMENT
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>>44162895
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT, WHY NOW?
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>>44162856
>>44162860
>>44162874
>>44162895
>>44162896

Small bit of insite on how I decide if you guys passed or not
I pick a number and if you rolled higher than that, you win
ITS THAT EASY
and boy do I have some bad news...
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>>44162802
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cmon
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>>44162943
>>44162949
FUCK YO SHIT
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>>44162949
Get rekt op
pls i need this
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>>44162943
THE DICE GODS HAVE BLESSED ANOTHER

HAHAHA
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>>44162949
LAST MINUET ROLL SAVES THE FUCKING DAY HOLY SHIT

Holly looks at you, redder than the blood of the Telvish you have spilled.
She jumps on you, arms around your neck. "You big stone idiot!" She almost throws you off balance. "don't you know you aren't suppose to make a girl blush like this!" Because of your MIGHT GOLEM STRENGTH, you have no trouble holding, you gently wrap your MIGHTY GOLEM ARMS around her. She kisses you. Again. Its just as magnificent as the first time.
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>>44163099
I had to stop mid post to tell SOME ONE. NOT TO IMPERSONATE THE QM.
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>>44163129
He wants to takes the names from ussssss
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>>44163129
it was still the perfect picture:P
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Getting back on track, if people are done impersonating the QM.

>>44163099
>>44163099
>>44163099
>>44163099

Where was I? Ah. Yes.
>>44163106
"I can't resist this feeling anymore Gabriel. You... your amazing." Her words warm your core. "I... I had a lot of time to think when we were coming on the Zeppelin. I think I want this. I want you, Gabriel." She kisses you forehead.
What are the odds you would meet a girl with a stone fetish?
Maybe its the poor writing of the QM. You decide to roll with it.

Holly leads from your grasp and leads you to a secluded area in the park. The kind of place no one really goes it.
Since the DM has some shame. (he doesn't, but typing the whole thing out would take to long) you spend the next hour discovring every inch of Hollys body.
In doing so, you discover you hands have a verity of uses.
And so does your core.
As she sits atop you chest, rocking, bouncing, you feel absolute bliss. You're certain she does to.
In those final moments of heat, you feel a terrible pressure building in your core. It releases at the end of your little adventure, letting out a burst of light. Its bight, and pick. It doesn't cause any harm, but in the very end of your bliss you see a vision... you see this.
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I hope you fuckers are proud of your selves.
had that been ANYTHING but a 20, this would not have happened.
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>>44163405
Is that holly, or a child?
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>>44163405
My penis says yes, my brain says "oh god no".
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>>44163430
I'm extremely proud of myself
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>>44163436
Who knows?
I do.
But I am not saying
>>44163448
THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE.
ACCEPT IT.
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we entered his magical realm
would have been better if we spent like a few months trying to figure this out
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Well, now we are ahead of schedule, how do you guys wanna spend the next 3 days?

>>44163548
The dice gods are both cruel and kind patrons, anon. Make of them as you will.
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>>44163548
Fuck you, I want hot rock on rock action
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>>44163580
Look for books on golemancy, and the last recorded and reputable sighting of an underkin.
Also did the smith find anything on silvercog yet?
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i meant the hilarity of just trying different things
also we are quite possibly the most charismatic rock in existence
silky almost smooth if you will
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>>44163405
WAIT WAIT WAIT
Before we go any further.
Everyone, and I mean everyone, roll me a d100
right now
DO IT
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>44163841
If I get 100, does she turn into a golem?
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why is our DC always so high senpai
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>44163841
I don't really understand what happened to Holly (or if that's even her), but fine, have your roll
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>>44164038
L-low in Warhammer means you did well, r-right, senpai?
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>>44163892
>>44163921


All will be revealed in a timely fashion that makes you question your purpose in life and this quest.

>>44163956
Because GOLEM

>>44164038
The two of you rubbed each other in all the right ways.
>>44164073
Don't worry anon, highest roll wins.
I will tell you all something right now.

You needed to roll higher than a 75, so you passed.
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>>44164113
*exhales*
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>>44164113
But we passed last time, and look what happened!
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>>44164171
which one?
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>>44164200
Crit w/ the golem arms
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i have come to the conclusion that holly either has some kind of mason / monster fetish
or we have multiple mimetic properties
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>>44164306
Hey, I'd fuck a golem.
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>>44164278
numbers change depending on the situation.

>>44164306
Also her writer is kinda shit. Theres that to.


Anyway, my anons. I think weird Golem on Elf sex is when we know its time to call it a night. Tomorrow we shall begin part 7, where we get out new mods and armor, and start out on our mission for The Line.

For those new to the game, I run a twitter @GabrielTheGolem, fallow me to get the update for when the next thread goes up.
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Before we call it a night, all of you need to come to an agreement on something.

A name.
Female.
Just, put your heads together and come up with something.
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>>44164536
Night OP.
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>>44164671
Serina

>>44164536
Night OP
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>>44164671
Brinya.

I don't know why, but Brinya.
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>>44164671
Asera
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Serina
Brinya
and Asera

you lot vote on those three
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>>44164790
I wrote Brinya, so that's my first pick

My second choice is Asera because I know a person with a name similar to Serina and it'd be too weird even for golem porn
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Brinya 1st
Serina 2nd
and oh god what have we done
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>>44164790
Asera
Brinya seems cool
Fuck Serina
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>>44164842
>>44164850
Brinya seems to be popular.

When the time comes, you'll know
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>>44164907
>not posting the full picture

Also ayy people liked my name for our notdaughter
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>>44164790
Asera
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>>44164536
OP, why do you always write "follow" as "fallow." It hurts me inside, but not in the good way that Golem on Elf sex does.

Also, thanks for running. It was a great thread.

>>44164790
I also enjoy Brinya
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