Welcome to Stay Alive Quest. I'll be your Dungeon Master. Before we begin, I've got some rules.
1. The most popular vote after 15 minutes is the result that will be used.
2. "Write-in" is always an option.
3. Be respectful to your fellow players.
4. For dice rolls, the highest of the three rolls following the post requesting a roll will be used.
5. Stay alive.
Now that we've covered the basics, it's time to begin.
Rolled 67 (1d100)
>>44147174
Begin pondering the existential horror of your situation.
Your name is Bob. You've just finished finals and you're back at your parents house. They're out of town right now and you're all alone. Your room isn't very big, as it's technically an attic, but it's big enough to fit a desk, a computer, and a bed.
Last night you had terrible dreams. It's clear to you that this is the day that you're going to die. You don't want to die; you want to stay alive. It's also clear to you that staying in bed all day doesn't really count as living, so despite your fear of death, you've decided that you're still going to something today. Carpe diem and all that.
How are you going to start your day?
>Go downstairs to take a shower.
>Check your e-mail.
>Call a friend.
>>44147209
>Check your e-mail
>>44147209
Masturbate, check your e-mail, masturbate, shit-post for a little bit, masturbate again, then go downstairs and take a shower. Actually, forget the shower.
>>44147209
One more vote for mail, and showing off i'm lurking.
>>44147209
Recover arms from drawers.
>>44147209
Kill self
>>44147302
>>44147263
>>44147291
You jerk off for a little while, but the sense of impending doom prevents you from reaching an orgasm. With a sigh, you turn on your computer and open up AOL in order to check your e-mail.
Well, shit. What do you do now?
>Write an angry e-mail in response.
>Go downstairs to shower.
>Skip showering and eat breakfast.
>Browse social media.
>Commit suicide.
>>44147209
Take the magical blue sphere from the desk
>>44147329
>>Commit suicide.
>>44147329
Eat breakfast and erase all memories of having a girlfriend
>>44147347
>Eat breakfast and erase all memories of having a girlfriendWell, since it's a vote thing, let's go with this, better than suicide.
>>44147329
>Go downstairs to shower
>>44147347
>>44147355
You decide to forget about your ex. It's like she never even existed. But in the back of your mind, you still have some memory of her.
You're almost out of food. The fridge has frozen waffles, syrup, eggs, milk, and orange juice. What do you want for breakfast? List all that you want.
>Milk
>OJ
>Waffles
>Syrup
>Eggs
>>44147432
Fuck it, just throw everything in a bowl and eat it slowly while weeping.
>>44147432
Check expirations
>>44147432
Check the expiry date on the food and see what's still fresh
>>44147432
Syrup with scrambled eggs. Your favorite.
>>44147522
>>44147527
You check the expiration dates.
OJ: Good.
Waffles: Good.
Syrup: Good.
Eggs: Expired last month.
Milk: Expired October 22nd... 1996!?
You throw away the expired goods and eat waffles with syrup. Then you drink some OJ. Feeling good! Vitality increased. You can now sustain more damage to your health!
Now that you've had breakfast, what do you want to do?
>Call a friend.
>Check social media.
>Take a shower.
>Go buy more food.
>>44147599
Check the batteries on the fire/gas alarm.
>>44147599
Call a friend over and ask him to get more food on his way
>>44147627
That.
>>44147627
>>44147666
You stand on a chair to check the smoke alarm. It's perfectly okay and doesn't need new batteries. But then...
>>44147729
... the chair you're on starts wobbling. Uh oh, it looks like you might fall. Shoot! This might be bad. If you fall on your head, you could die!
Roll 1d20!
>1-5 means death
>6-10 means -2 vitality
>11-15 means -1 vitality
>16-20 means you land safely.
>>44147729
Use our knowledge from watching parkour videos online to do a flip off the chain
Rolled 8 (1d20)
>>44147754
Rolling for this.
Rolled 8 (1d20)
>>44147751
Rolled 3 (1d20)
>>44147754
Please.
>>44147751
In that short moment of fall remember all that you lived for and fought for. Remember all your friends, enemies and all the people who you met in your lifetime, honor them, for all they in the end made you, and while maybe you wasn't that proud of that you, it was they only you that you had, the only life that you lived and despite all the pain and suffering it was worth it.
Close your eyes, submit to kind of hands of gravity and...
NO, YOU REFUSE. YOU REFUSE THIS FATE. YOU REFUSE THE DEATH. WITH ALL YOUR STRENGTH YOU REACH OUT TO YOUR HEART AND SOUL TO FIND THE INNER POWER, TO GO BEYOND THE HUMAN POTENTIAL.
YOU CAN FEEL IT, SPREADING THROUH YOUR FLESH, AN ENORMOUS POWER. NOT JUST YOUR WILL, BUT THE WILL OF EVERY HUMAN BEING WHO GO OUT AND DENY THE NATURE.
YOU UNDERSTAND, IT'S FINALLY SO CLEAR.
WHAT IS GRAVITY IN THE FACE OF PURE WILL?
[you unlock the power of will that let's you deny the laws of the universe]
https://youtu.be/qF-BGHhEpk8
>>44147892
>>44147833
>>44147806
>>44147794
You try your best not to fall. You will yourself to break the laws of physics. In fact, you try everything possible... but the future refused to change.
You fall flat on your ass and lose 2 vitality. Luckily, you're still alive, but you're injured. What do you want to do?
>Browse social media.
>Take a shower.
>Call a friend.
>Call an ambulance.
>Watch TV.
>Perform the dance of your people.
>>44147973
Perform the dance of our people! Breaking the laws of reality isn't enough, we must tame them and use bind them to our will!
>>44147973
We've fallen and we can't get up.
Call an ambulance with our life call remote control.
>>44147973
Perform the dance of our people. Other options sound like death.
>>44147973
We shall Perform the Dance of our People.
>>44147987
>>44148033
>>44148043
You don your trusty tutu and put those years of ballet training to good use, performing the dance of your people. It's absolutely beautiful, but nobody saw you doing it.
It was also an extremely complex dance and was very exhausting. About halfway through the dance, you told yourself that it was probably a bad idea to go through with physical exercise after being badly injured. The world goes fuzzy and you fall down.
Through injury and exhaustion, you have fallen unconscious while dancing and fell on your head. You did not stay alive. You died. And you broke rule 5.
Congratulations.
>>44148089
At least we revived back as dancing undead right...?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x81iip6psks
