Just finished my first campaign with a dwarf paladin, ask me anything.
How did you fall?
>>44114177
How did it go?
>>44114198
He was a dwarf, they can't fall, they only trip.
ARE YE READY KIDS?
>>44114198
Didn't fall actually.
>>44114207
Pretty good except for the fact that due to my speed I couldn't do any of the actual fighting.
Fucker was all the way across the room
>>44114266
>Pretty good except for the fact that due to my speed I couldn't do any of the actual fighting.
>Fucker was all the way across the room
Need more details here.
>>44114177
What's your personality like?
System?
If 5e, what level and oath?
Fighting style and why?
>>44114177
Why are you playing such a shitty edition of D&D?
Dwarves cannot be paladins.
>>44114266
Boots of striding and springing. Should have gotten them.
>>44114177
Define "Finished"?
>>44114570
Because it's fun.
>>44114729
You are having fun incorrectly and I demand that you desist.
>>44114812
/tg/ in a nutshell
>>44114318
20 foot movement and everyone else was like three times that so by the time I got to mister bbeg he was dying
>>44114705
It's over man, a winrar was we
>>44115246
I'd say you're doing it wrong. The Dwarven way is to make sure everyone is short and slow, so they can be superior.
Backstory
>Be in imperial army
>out on some patrol
>medusa freezes my ass
>well fuck my life
Current
>get unfrozen
>delirious and naked
>in some dungwon full of goblins and motherfuckers FIGHTING said goblins
>side with motherfuckers for obvious reasons
>End of fight I'm covering my self in their blood because NOT!pict war paint is the shit
>turns out these guys are hunting some vampire jew with tons of money
>tag along because I'm confused at the moment
>Eventually wonder off because dwarfs tripping balls apparently are shit at focusing on basic tasks.
Essentially just had to stop playing for a while
>Wake up in a small crypt drunk, covered in blood, and fifty pairs of elven shoes
>no, shoes MADE out of elven skin
>party cleric busts open the door to find me in that state.
>Gasps and nervously motions for me to come with her
>go out and everyone is looking for vampjew
>Can't find him, it's getting dark, not good.
>night fall comes and he pops out ready to kill us
>Turns out he had turn out gunslinger into a thrall and he's been working against us the whole time
>I go straight towards that bastard
>Takes a shot at me, hits me in the my might dorf mouth.
>get to him and proceed to beat the everloving shit out of him
>decides to go out with a "bang" and throws his half keg of powder down and shoot it in front of me
>as it explodes it singes my hair and beard
At the end of the session I am a naked drunken dwarf covered in blood that isn't quite sure what's going on
>>44116726
How are you a paladin?
>>44116868
Forgot to add that I didn't start as a paladin, started as a fighter because it was my first time playing and the gm had an extra character laying around. Paladin is the first character I made
>>44116927
Still fluffed as the same character though
>>44114177
Did you have fun?
>>44120153
He didn't play 2e. So he definitely didn't have fun correctly. Like it matters if he had fun wrong.
How many bitches did every one fuck?
