Dude.
You are an elemental.
Like, the actual embodiment of an element.
Or are you a golem perhaps?...
Anyway, what kind of elemental are you?
>Most votes probably wins, unless it doesn't
Skub
Brass
>>44111155
Water.
>>44111155
Voting for Skub
>>44111155
Smegma
>>44111184
>>44111210
I wouldn't even know what the fuck to do with this
>>44111155
>>44111190
Brass also
>>44111155
Calcium
>>44111155
A cuteness elemental.
>>44111266
My cat eats the mice
Heart
>>44111155
Steam elemental.
One day, a water elemental and a fire elemental who loved each other VERY much... Had lots of hotsteamysexings and you popped out.
Penis golem
>>44111317
Yes steam
>>44111302
Your cat is ugly. Get that fat shit outta here.And those are rats, you pleb
>>44111317
will it also shit out untested games?
Brass, steam or something else.
I'm going to grab some tea and draw it up. It's a lazy night so this will be a bit of a lazy quest
>>44111353
My cat stil wins
>>44111365
>Brass
>Steam
>tea
Clearly we're a type of tea-pot golem powered by a steam elemental.
>>44111384
seconded
>>44111359
Nah. He codes them himself as a hobby.
>>44111384
Yes. In emergencies or for shits and giggles we can leave the brass pipes and do steam elemental shit, then reinhabit the golem and drink tea or whatever it is we do.
>>44111417
>Danger approaches
>[whistling intensifies]
>>44111384
>>44111391
>>44111417
>>44111440
Yes! A steam elemental controlling a teapot golem!
People from all around have listened to your magnificent whistling!
Now, we need a name.
OP are you back yet? i think we agreed on a character>>44111440 >>44111417 >>44111384
also made some OC for the maturity in this fucking thread.
>>44111417
>>44111515
how about Chai
>>44111522
I said it's a lazy thread my friend, be patient
To the world, you are cold hard brass. But you hope one day, someone will see that inside, you are warm steam.
>>44111618
I am okay with this result.
>>44111570
Yes, Chai! Chai the pot-golem! Or is it steam elemental? Hmmm....
You know what? Maybe you haven't figured out what you are exactly, but that's ok! Lot's of people haven't!
Let's just head onwards and see where life takes us!
Where are we going?
>>44111767
To ADVENTURE!
>>44111767
prove yourself by fighting a snow golem and melting it with your steam!ice golem would be too tough
>>44111792
Icy what your saying... We'd have snow chance against an ice golem? That's cold bro. I'm sure Chai's all steamed up that you don't think he's cool enough to ice that golem.
>>44111767
to the Earldom of Grey, where it is rumored to be the tea equivalent of ambrosia?
>>44111835
Also our cousin Greeno lives there and we haven't seen that guy in like 2 years. He's mad chill for sure
>>44111835
>>44111832
>>44111767
To find a place we can call home.
>>44111867
he sounds like a goddamn hippie.
>>44111775
>>44111792
>>44111832
Yes, to adventure! That's what life is all about right?! A nice trip to adventure! That's like, a 50 minute walk from here right? Yes let's go!
Is it over there? Let's make a left turn here...
Or was it right?
...
Jup, we're lost...
Maybe we should ask this bloke for directions?
Or... Show him our WRATH?!
>>44111929
"Hey, which way is the nearest adventure? By the way, I'll melt you like a salty sonofabitch if you give me any backtalk."
>>44111942
whistle threateningly
>>44111929
Tell him to piss off. We know where we're going. Probably.
>>44111929
>...
>Jup, we're lost
More like ON AN ADVENTURE.
And u second the whistling.
>>44111929
Whistle at that bastard. Show him we mean business.
>>44111942
>>44111957
>>44111993
>>44111999
>>44112056
This guy isn't talking. So we must SHOW OUR POWER!
You tap into the elemental forces inside you, you feel the power surging through your cold brass body!
RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH-
What do you do?
>>44112094
PEEP PEEP
>>44112094
Take his spiffy hat.
SPOILS OF WAR
>>44112094
the fucker isnt getting the hint, steam his face off!
>>44112132
>>44112143
>>44112146
TOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
You've unleashed your mighty steamforces on his face! 1/3
>>44112224
reap the exp
>>44112224
You are the victor! You've shown your worth! You've claimed the hat of the snow elemental!
You are-
2/3
>>44112295
Dapper?
>>44112295
-Oh shit.
What do you do NOW?!
>>44112288800 exp!
>>44112357
ELIMINATE THE WITNESSES
PURGE THE SNOWY MENACE
>[ANGERY WHISTLING INTENSIFIES]
melt 'em, boil 'em, brew 'em in a tea!
seriously, we never get sociopathic heroes around here, so that's my genuine vote.
>>44112357
easy xp
>>44112357
voting for melting the children, add their hats to your collection.
>>44112384
If you think about it, we're a water-based being of heat, adorned in artificially crafted, unfeeling metal, and they're water-based beings of cold, adorned with bits of nature itself. Of course we're going to be enemies.
>>44112384
>>44112403
>>44112413
>>44112434
Shhhhhhht...
Go to sleep little Johnny... It's all just a bad dream.
Go
to
sleep.
So that's was fun.
We've got a new hat. And we've learned something about ourselves. Yes... fun.
Now what? Onwards to adventure? Show off our new hat? Hide the puddles? Other suggestions?
>>44112602
harvest their water to make your own steam stronger
>>44112648
REMOVE EVIDENCE.
put their carrots into your inventory so you can make a stew later.
>>44112773
How much exp did we get now and when do we level up?
>>44112881
Disregard that, just saw the number.
>>44112881
950 xp now, like... euhm... 1200 to lvl up. yeah.
Now where to? 2/2
>>44112920
mudtown for better hats
>>44112920
mudtown requires STEAM CLEANING
>>44112920
Spoopy Castle for sure!
>>44112967
>>44113005
Mudtown, shining beacon on the hill. 1/2
>>44111155
Lewd elemental
>>44113180
>>44112920
i vote for SPOOPY CA STYLE
>>44113177
This guy stops you at the gates.
It seems this town is in a bit of a terror-scare is very thorough with questioning outsiders.
What now?
>>44113323
bribe him with some exp
otherwize intimidate him with more exp
>>44113338
uh, this, but with a carrot instead of exp.
>>44113386
>>44113323
Pigs probably love steamed carrots right?
>>44113338
>>44113386
>>44113442
Sup duuuuude...
You want some... Experienceeeee?
hehe... Cuz I've got some gooooooooood experience right here maaaaaaaan...
>>44113489
you seem to have won the guard over! He's veeery open to suggestions...
So, what would you suggest?
>>44113626
he can have a better life as our minion, also snowmen are bad
>>44113626
preach about steam and win over his mind.
sneak by into the city before the jig is up!
>>44113626
Trade hats. We should make it our mission to trade hats upwards in the world until we own it.
>>44113739
one day we'll get the crown
>>44113815
Teach him about the holy kingdom of origin
>captcha 420
>>44113815
I... I don't like this quest anymore...
>>44113921
Shhhhht, go to sleep little Johnny....
It's just a dream...
>>44113739
>>44113765
2/2
Oh boy, it seems we're doing quite good for ourselves. A new hat!
Yes, he ho controls the hats controls the universe.
Now what do we do with out new helmet?
>>44113964
We're the guard now, bar all entry.
>>44113964
put halberd in spout
>>44114085
this
let's explode
>>44113964
find the guard captain
>>44114085
>>44114116
>>44114137
You leave the guard at the gate and stroll into mud town.
Everything is mud. The road is mud. The houses are mud. You are not mud....
You feel intimidated... So you decide to stick a halberd in your spout! Yeah! That seems like a good idea. You've heard some guys are even into that...
That's when the captain comes over...
What now?
>>44114353
Best quest in weeks mate!
>>44114422
thanks!
I'm going to call it a night friends.
I can't promise when there will be a second episode, but it will be there some day. Hopefully this week.
Thanks for playing all, I had a fun night.
If someone could archive this for me, that would be awesome!
got two little extras for you guys, some almost-protagonists of this thread. This is steam elemental
>>44114596
and brass elemental. Would also have made a fun adventure, but I think Chai the teapot was a winner
>>44114525
Excellent quest amigo
>>44111155
that was a great quest OP, im glad drawquests are back on the rise.
Heh, cute
Ummm... I got a question.. How do you archive quests?
