Well, he would be a large magical beast...

>>44104319
Minor deity. Realms: Joy, Merriment, warmth

>>44104382
With a Bag of Holding to hold all his toys, clearly.

>>44104319
I'm more interested to see the stats of the elves and reindeer he has working for him.

>>44104319
Elf Slavemaster template

Human [or High Elven] Cleric of Christ
Very powerful bag of holding
Flying sleigh
Etc

>>44104319
Greater Polymorph Self
Invisibility
Lesser flight (probably limited to flying up from ground to a roof)
Bag of Holding
Lesser Wish (Christmas miracles)
Some way of stopping or slowing time

The reindeer probably have flight

Elves are probably gnomes with pretty high dex and maxed out craft toys and electronics.

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>>44104319
asshole/10

>>44105135
That's hilarious. Especially Banner in Hulk form just to unwrap a chemistry set.

>>44105261
He's probably the only one who got something good. What made me kek was Rocky IV

>>44105285
Hawkeye looks so sad to have gotten bullets, it's wonderful.

>>44105135
So is this how the Civil War movie starts then?

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>>44105349
Nice.

Hit Dice: 29d12+152 (420 hp)
Initiative: +9
Speed: 120 ft., fly 180 ft. (average)
Armor Class: 45 (−2 size, +5 Dex, +16 natural, +16 insight), touch 29, flat-footed 29
Base Attack/Grapple: +29/+51
Attack: Bite +41 (2d8+14/19-20) melee
Full Attack: Bite +41 (2d8+14/19-20) melee, 2 claws +36 (2d6+7/19-20) melee, 2 wings +36 (1d8+719-20) melee, tail slap +36 (2d6+21/19-20) melee
Space/Reach: 15 ft./10 ft. (15 ft. with Bite)
Special Attacks: Crush 2d8+21 (DC 32), breath weapon(ho ho ho), Frightful Presence (DC 31), powers (caster level 11th), spell-like abilities
Special Qualities: Immunities, DR 8/-, SR 25, Blindsense 60ft., keen senses
Saves: Fort +24, Ref +21, Will +26
Abilities: Str 39, Dex 20, Con 27, Int 24, Wis 30, Cha 24
Skills: Balance +21, Bluff +23, Climb +30, Concentration +40, Diplomacy +39, Intimidate +23, Jump +30, Knowledge (Nobility and Royalty) +39, Listen +26, Search +23, Sense Motive +26, Spot +26, Swim +30
Feats: Alertness, Cleave, Combat Reflexes, Flyby Attack, Hover, Improved Critical (bite), Improved Critical (beard), Improved Critical (hat), Improved Initiative
Environment: North pole
Organization: Solitary, large ammount of gnome slaves
Challenge Rating: 19
Treasure: Triple standard
Alignment: Usually true neutral
Advancement: 30-31 HD
Level Adjustment: —

Ho: 3