previous thread: http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/43980016/
Colonial marine 12672 (CMN), big tiddied predator (BTP), lady xeno-waifu (LXW), predalien girl (PAG) and crotch hammerpede (CHP) have landed on a backwater Wayland yutani occupied planet. They have no idea what to do or where to go.
So.....what are they gonna do?
Also here's the twitter, where updates and recaps can be found:
https://twitter.com/AvpQuest
Nothing? Okbloody time zone differences, I bet half the posters are asleep
Very bored very quickly, PAG (with tutoring from CHP) plays a magic card game against LXW. Roll to vote who wins
As nothing happened.....again....we'll say PAG wins by default of burning all the opponents cards. How does LXW react, given that neither of them really knew how to play?
>>44090245
Demand a rematch! Use rocks to substitute for the burnt playing cards.Also, OP, consider twittering 2 or 3 hours in advance, and then again when the thread is live.
>>44090668
Drawing soon!Damn this thread bombed hard, gotta revive it
>>44090668
PAG is KOed for 1d4 posts unless revived. Revive? If so how?
Rolled 1 (1d4)
>>44092280
Become worried and remorseful. Attempt mouth to mouth?
>>44092418
All is forgiven between the two. Now what?CHP stahp, they're sisters
Where's husbando anyway?
>>44092667
watching, like thegood husbandohe is
>>44092799
Get the whole gang together and start exploring the surrounding area.
>>44092799
Let's make sure there are no hostiles in the area we landed
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>44092799
Rolling to suppress boner
>>44092982
Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
>>44092982
That's pretty suppressed right there
>>44092982
Boner pretty damn suppressed. Much to CHPs confusion/shock
>>44093168
Explore! Adventuuuure!
>>44093229
A village? An outpost for military? Explore, make yourselves known or sneak around?
>>44093342
Explore sneakily, LXW can look for airducts to crawl through.
>>44093369
footsteps from above. peek out and investigate or ignore and move on through the sewer duct?
>>44093523
Gonna investigate anyways. But two guards have found her. Roll 20 to escape by any means!
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>44093778
LXW get outta there!
>>44093800
how so?
>>44093895
Diplomacy!
>>44093983
>>44093800
I mean, you're a xeno. Diplomacy is kinda difficult. Buuuut they didn't kill you so profit. Given know one knows her predicament, what does LXW do?
>>44094128
Sneak out ad return to the group,
>>44094157HOLY SHIT 4CHAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING CRASHING LIKE THAT, YOU DUMB CUFat lot of good breaking out did. Looks like we're stuck here with this android doctor for a while
>>44094456
Use waifupathy to contact CMN husbando. CMN should be able to pose as a guard and 'escort' LXW to her holding chamber (aka get her out).
>>44094520
Sounds like a plan, I secound
>>44094520
>>44094527
roll bluff. Should work out at least to not get him in trouble
Rolled 10 (1d20)
>>44094678
Let's do this
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>44094678
for the waifu!
>>44094702
As CMN heads for the exit, a 7/10 blocks the way with real words.....
>>44094909
Stab 7/10 with space drugs and release LXW so she can violentlymake out withthe guard.
>>44094909
Honk her titties.
Itll be worth it
>>44095025
It....might work? Depends on the follow up
>>44095200
space drugs
make out
>>44095200
Hmm...
Rip off her clothes covering her chest.
She will run away to get a replacement, and we can leave.
>>44095260
Fuckin seconding hell yeah titties
>>44095260
>>44095297
So we may or may not have another hostage open to suggestions....
>>44095571
Nah, no hostages, but we'll call her in the morning.Also, panel 4, omfg that's hilarious.
>>44095571
Bonk her on the head to causeconcussionamnesia. Then continue on.
>>44095571
Suggest that she go get a new shirt.
I mean, unless she secretly likes what's happening.
Waggle eyebrows furiously.
>>44095642
I say we bonk her in a way she won't forget. If you know what I mean.
>>44095674
Sure
Lets seduce her
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>44095674
Why not. Rollin' to bonk.
>>44095700
>>44095674
Well... as long as our waifu is ok with it....
>>44095739
We'll seduce her, but not, y'know, SEDUCE seduce her. Simply put her into an elevated state of temprament. It's not like we're gonna BONK bonk her. Just, y'know, make her more susceptible to agreement with our requests. Wink wink.
>>44095700
>>44095739
>>44095674
>>44095792
Looks like LXW has successfully slept her way out of being a hostage
>>44096101
Okay now everyone regroup.
This time have LXW and PAX go on a scouting run, working together to make sure they don't get caught, or if one does the other can save her easily.
BTP and CMN on-hand with heavy weapons in case they're needed. Make sure LXW/PAX and BTP/CMN are in radio contact or something.
>>44096151
Yeah, teams from now on. I don't know just how useful radio would be, though. Let's stick to waifupathy.
>>44096101
Awesome.
This >>44096250, and also make sure to waggle hips whilst walking.
>>44096323
>>44096250
>>44096151
The party goes into groups, ready to explore the woods...
At which point I need beauty sleep. Gonna pick up the thread early tomorrow so feel free to spam fan-art/discussion while I slumber
>captcha that's a drone, not an airplane you dolt
>>44096544
Cool. Have fun. Which time zone you in, out of interest?
>>44096968
GMT. It's like 11:30 here
>>44096544
Is LXW technically a DFC?
>>44098905
She doesn't have any breasts (at least visibly) like the other girls, so I'm gonna say yes, sort of
>>44101036
Bump
Rolled 11 (1d20)
Rolling for bump.
>>44096544
>At which point I need beauty sleep.
Yet you're still awake at 1:30 here >>44099104. Unless there's an impostor you may have a slight fracture in your sleep schedule.Sleep is for the weak anyway.
>>44104342
>wake up in the morning
>thread still up
>mfw
>>44096544
At which point, what do the two parties do while exploring?
>>44105661
They explore?No, not their sexualities!Look for interesting stuff like Weyland Yutani, not-space drugs, good music, and anything interesting and/or shiny really?
Rolled 1 (1d20)
>>44105762
Rolling to find a plot point.
>>44105762
>>44105813
They get so distracted by a shiny ring that they forget to explore
Rolled 19 (1d20)
>>44106078
Rolling for the other group to what they find.
>>44106110
An abandoned, fully functional, fully stocked APC. Much better
>>44106078
We should acquire flowers and chocolate, then present the ring to our husbando. Making marriage status OFFICIAL.
>>44106078
>that pic
>>44106168
load the gang into the APC and explore the planet a bit, try and find out wat WY are doing here.
>>44106168
After some space googling you find out that they're trying to make a profit off of the planet's oil reserves
>>44106749
What exactly is our opinion of WY? Were they the ones who had imprisoned us?
>>44106769
Well yes, they did
>>44106923
Pull up in our APC, have LXWs guard gf let them all inside.
CMN poses as a guard, BTP has her invisibility field on and LXW/PAX follow from the air ducts.
Try to find some kind of commander to capture and interrogate.
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>44106940
Actually, our waifu and her sister(?) are busy staring at a ring and looking for flowers and chocolate. We need to find them before we can do what you said.
Rolling for roses and heart shaped chocolates.
Rolled 8 (1d20)
>>44107068
rolling for flowers
>>44107240
Drawing. Still, could have been worse
>>44107068
>>44107240
You tried/10
Move on or something else?
>>44107403
Well its time to do some recon on WY
Bumping for people wake up
>>44109056
Seconded, but next post will probably be the last
>>44107571
I agree, rushing in would not be advisable. We need to know what we are up against
>>44107571
>>44111655
Place is on blue predator fire when you get back! Looks likenext time on AvP Questwe'll be in a bit of a warzone!
>>44112718
I balme the death of this thread on 4chan. DAMN YOU HIROSHIMA.
